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Old 05-17-2004, 11:40 PM   #301
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Old 05-18-2004, 09:41 AM   #302
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When am I ever going to get off this blasted waiting list???

We were sent out for supplies. I was driving. We got lost.

Unfortunately you get a queer look from gas station attendants when you ask them where the X-COM base is. We'll get there eventually.

I knew I shouldn't have left my GPS at home.
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Old 05-18-2004, 11:56 AM   #303
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Woohoo! I'm goin' to Mars!!!!!!! (If GB will keep me alive that long...)

I cannot believe how much it made my day to see that 91 next to "Revrew" under PsiD ratings. I am just waaayyy to heavily invested in this whole thing. GB, if we fail to take Mars, I'm going to need to see a therapist.
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Old 05-18-2004, 12:00 PM   #304
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I am very happy to see this thread back in action.!!!


I'll be back later today to catch up and see if I have been killed.
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Old 05-18-2004, 02:25 PM   #305
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Update

This just in from the Skyranger…

Skyranger Transmission

Captain AStott reporting light Ethereal resistance…Have eliminated all enemies outside the UFO…No casualties…Will just clear the inside of the UFO and be heading back...Prepare lunch for all ten of us, because we’re all coming back on this one…Good job, men...AStott, out.
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:10 PM   #306
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When am I ever going to get off this blasted waiting list???

Amen to that!!!
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:14 PM   #307
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Captain AStott reporting light Ethereal resistance…Have eliminated all enemies outside the UFO…No casualties…Will just clear the inside of the UFO and be heading back...Prepare lunch for all ten of us, because we’re all coming back on this one…Good job, men...AStott, out.

This is no doubt bad news!
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Old 05-18-2004, 03:15 PM   #308
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Since today is my birthday, I petition to get in a mission.



Or something.
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Old 05-18-2004, 04:27 PM   #309
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Whoops. Another Skyranger report just in…

Skyranger Transmission

AStott here again…Unexpected heavy resistance encountered around UFO…Um, about that lunch? Make it for nine people.
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Old 05-18-2004, 04:27 PM   #310
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So what is the cutoff range for Psi Defense do you think GB? Thomkal II's 60 would seem to be on the borderline...
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Old 05-18-2004, 05:44 PM   #311
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I predict that the next Skyranger transmission to look like this:

Ummm . . . AStott here . . . about that lunch . . . do you deliver? Yes? Great! We need enough food for 7. We're pretty well pinned down here.

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Old 05-18-2004, 08:55 PM   #312
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He he. Funny man, that Raven Hawk...

AStott just called in again…

Skyranger Transmission

Unexpected heavy resistance encountered inside UFO…Looks like lunch for eight.
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Old 05-18-2004, 08:58 PM   #313
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Ya want fries with that?
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Old 05-18-2004, 09:56 PM   #314
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RING RING RING

Calling agents...

Want to do a quick double check on the people in transit, and we need more people as well. If you're on this, you're either on your way to base or have been called. If you're marked as "AWOL" and/or "Called", drop a post here to let me know you're still around. Everyone else is ok, and will be in the game shortly.

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ID Name Base Status 129. Ardent Enthusiast - In Transit OK 130. Peregrine - AWOL? 131. Raven Hawk II - In Transit OK 132. Northwood DK - AWOL? 133. Lokugh III - In Transit OK 134. BYU II - AWOL? 135. Kingfc - In Transit OK 136. Barkeep - In Transit OK 137. Shorty II - AWOL? Called 138. Fantastic Froggies - In Transit OK 139. Blade IV - Called 140. Tasan II - Called

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Old 05-18-2004, 09:58 PM   #315
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Ok, this is getting silly…

Skyranger Transmission

AStott here...Um, one more of ours seems to have disappeared…Seven lunch settings should do just fine.

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Old 05-18-2004, 10:07 PM   #316
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RING RING RING

Calling:
Chief Rum IV, Daimyo II, Data King III, Katon II, Ardent Enthusiast, Peregrine, Raven Hawk II, Northwood DK, and Lokugh III.

First three men to respond get transferred from guard duty to active duty at USA COM.

Usually I'd call fewer people and give them more time, but we need to move quickly on this one. USA COM is undermanned.

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Old 05-18-2004, 10:12 PM   #317
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i hate you godzilla....you always do this when im on one of the missions...Hopefully my young boy can make it out alive though
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Old 05-18-2004, 10:27 PM   #318
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Blade6119: I can tell you that you went into the UFO first. You were a very brave agent today.

Thomkal: I don't really have a cutoff in mind yet. I'd like to take the best agents, and although PSI defense is important, I don't think it would be fair to make it the most important. Might be the smartest thing to do, but not the fairest.

Revrew: Yeah, with your stats, performance, durability, rank, and PSI defense, you'd have to think the powers that be would be hard pressed to overlook you on that mission to Mars. Providing you're still alive, of course.

Ardent: Happy Birthday. Get to your damn phone pronto and you'll be on your way to action in America.
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Old 05-18-2004, 10:49 PM   #319
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Damn Americans don't give me a phone call. I feel like Ben Rothlisberger right now. Waiting and waiting for the phone to ring.
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Old 05-18-2004, 11:06 PM   #320
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Blade6119: I can tell you that you went into the UFO first. You were a very brave agent today.

I REALLY hate you now...thats just not cooll...now i have absolutely nothing to look forward to, and can proceed to simply plan my agents funeral...welcome to heaven another blade
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Old 05-18-2004, 11:14 PM   #321
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Blade6119: I can tell you that you went into the UFO first. You were a very brave agent today.

Notice the past tense Blade? Don't worry buddy, I'm sure I'm there with ya
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Old 05-18-2004, 11:16 PM   #322
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Blade6119: I can tell you that you went into the UFO first. You were a very brave agent today.

To Do List
1. Get headstone for Blade6119 IV

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Old 05-18-2004, 11:35 PM   #323
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I REALLY hate you now...thats just not cooll...now i have absolutely nothing to look forward to, and can proceed to simply plan my agents funeral...welcome to heaven another blade

Your father, Blade6119 III, did very well inside UFOs, didn't he?

Oh, wait a second. Was he the one that got shot a half dozen times from point blank range in that supply ship?

You Blade6119s get killed so often I get all confused as to who was who.

Anyway, turn in tomorrow for...

Like father like son?

or...

How to get rid of anxiety?

or...

How not to attack UFOs 101?

or...

Some combination of all of the above.
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Old 05-18-2004, 11:46 PM   #324
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Update

This just in from the Skyranger…

Skyranger Transmission

Captain AStott reporting light Ethereal resistance…Have eliminated all enemies outside the UFO…No casualties…Will just clear the inside of the UFO and be heading back...Prepare lunch for all ten of us, because we’re all coming back on this one…Good job, men...AStott, out.

uh oh....
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Old 05-19-2004, 01:33 AM   #325
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Your father, Blade6119 III, did very well inside UFOs, didn't he?

Oh, wait a second. Was he the one that got shot a half dozen times from point blank range in that supply ship?

You Blade6119s get killed so often I get all confused as to who was who.

Anyway, turn in tomorrow for...

Like father like son?

or...

How to get rid of anxiety?

or...

How not to attack UFOs 101?

or...

Some combination of all of the above.

Wow GB. You can be such a bastage. That post was just plain mean.
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Old 05-19-2004, 05:38 AM   #326
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Old 05-19-2004, 06:24 AM   #327
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Hello, who is this? Have I told you about Sammy Jankis?


GET ME TO USA COM PRONTO!
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Old 05-19-2004, 07:54 AM   #328
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Called/Transferring Agents
Code:
ID Name Base Status 129. Ardent Enthusiast - In Transit OK 130. Peregrine - AWOL? 131. Raven Hawk II - In Transit OK 132. Northwood DK - AWOL? 133. Lokugh III - In Transit OK 134. BYU II - AWOL? 135. Kingfc - In Transit OK 136. Barkeep - In Transit OK 137. Shorty II - AWOL? Called 138. Fantastic Froggies - In Transit OK 139. Blade IV - Called 140. Tasan II - Called

Hmm, just wondering... does this mean I'm currently in the johns or something ? and everything going as planned ?
just curious...

Apart from that, pretty worried for the guys in the ongoing mission...
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Old 05-19-2004, 08:19 AM   #329
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Blade6119: I can tell you that you went into the UFO first. You were a very brave agent today.


Great, with my 37 reactions and all....im sure i at least took a couple shots for someone who you dont actively try to kill ...maybe my 5th son will have some nice stats if he ever gets in with our current pace.
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Old 05-19-2004, 08:22 AM   #330
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FYI: Inbreeding doesn't help, Blade6119.
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Old 05-19-2004, 08:47 AM   #331
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RING RING RING

Called/Transferring Agents
Code:
ID Name Base Status 129. Ardent Enthusiast - In Transit OK 130. Peregrine - AWOL? 131. Raven Hawk II - In Transit OK 132. Northwood DK - AWOL? 133. Lokugh III - In Transit OK 134. BYU II - AWOL? 135. Kingfc - In Transit OK 136. Barkeep - In Transit OK 137. Shorty II - AWOL? Called 138. Fantastic Froggies - In Transit OK 139. Blade IV - Called 140. Tasan II - Called

Hey GB, I am still here...ready and waiting for Blade IV to try and bring some glory back to the Blade line...
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Old 05-19-2004, 09:25 AM   #332
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FYI: Inbreeding doesn't help, Blade6119.

Im not from kentucky, so you dont have to worry about stuff like that
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Old 05-19-2004, 01:32 PM   #333
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My PSI ratings aren't great, but I don't think I've ever been taken over by a psi attack. I think when you look at the whole picture, at everything I bring to the table, I definitely deserve to go to the alien base.
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Old 05-19-2004, 02:27 PM   #334
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91st Mission: Ethereals in Ohio

The USA COM Skyranger is bound for eastern Ohio on a bright, sunny morning. They’re heading for the remains a large, Ethereal-staffed UFO scout.

The mood inside the Skyranger is one of professional caution. Ethereals are always challenging, as each of them has PSI powers. A half dozen of them can wreak havoc with a mission. We’ll need to be at our best.

AStott leads our attack.

After a short while, the green light goes on and the Skyranger begins its descent towards the farmland below.

Our troops today:

Left Side:
1. CT Homer (Heavy Plasma, Power Suit)
2. Sublime II (Heavy Plasma, Power Suit)
3. Rawisdan (Heavy Plasma, Power Suit)
4. AStott (Blaster Launcher, Power Suit)
5. Blade6119 IV (Heavy Plasma, Power Suit)

Right Side:
1. Patman II (Blaster Launcher, Power Suit)
2. Anxiety II (Heavy Plasma, Power Suit)
3. Jeeber D (Heavy Plasma, Power Suit)
4. Mr. Bug IV (Heavy Plasma, Power Suit)
5. Klayman III (Heavy Plasma, Power Suit)

The Skyranger drops quickly to the battle field below. The men look over the terrain on the way down. We’ve got the typical rural landscape: fields, groves, an occasional house. We’re coming down in the middle of the battle field. To the right of the Skyranger exit, about 30 meters away, we can see the one-story, medium-size, cross-shaped UFO. The exit to the craft is most likely on the far side, but even so, it shouldn’t take long for things to get hot on this landing. Directly in front of the exit, about 25 yards away, is a collection of one-story wooden shacks. We can see two, two-story structures—one right behind the other—about 10 yards to the left of where we’ll exit from the Skyranger. At the nose of the Skyranger are some open fields. Lots of places for aliens to hide. This could be tricky.

The Skyranger drops the final meters, flares its engines, and settles into the dry autumn soil. The gate falls away with a thud. Silence. No sign of the enemy.

We send our trusty tank down the ramp. It makes it to the bottom without incident, spins and scans…

Nothing.

Anxiety and Blade6119 are next out of the Skyranger. They quickly set up firing positions at the landing gear. Still no sign of the aliens. Our tank heads for the right side the UFO. Mr. Bug IV exits the Skyranger and joins Blade6119. The two of them make a quick dash for the back of our tank. We’ll send this team around the right side of the UFO. They can now see some more wooden shacks about 50 yards away, just past the right side of the UFO as we look at it. Mr. Bug and Blade6119 will have to keep a careful eye on those shacks as they advance.

Klayman exits the Skyranger and heads straight into the field at the rear of our exit. Anxiety II moves away to the left of our Skyranger. The rest of the men wait for the exit to clear.

Suddenly, Klayman spots movement in a small courtyard that lies between the shacks straight in front of us and the houses on our left. There! An Ethereal, about 35 yards away, in front of a house at the back side of the courtyard. Klayman drops to a knee, but the Ethereal is a bit quicker! A missile! The projectile screams towards Klayman, but the Ethereals aim is low. The missile hits the ground 10 yards in front of Klayman and goes off with a muffled pop. Stun gas—too far away to do any damage. A fraction of a second after the missile goes off, Klayman opens fire. Plasma sails into the courtyard. The Ethereal turns to run, but Klayman drills it with a shot that slams it against the wall. The Ethereal screams and drops to the ground, its upper torso a shattered mess. X-COM 1, Aliens 0.

We continue to deploy, and start to search for aliens. For the next few minutes we see no more aliens, but we get hammered with three massive PSI attacks. Fortunately, our men hang tough. We can also hear the whirring of UFO doors. Mr. Bug and Blade6119 follow our tank and make it around the far side of the UFO without taking any fire from the shacks to their right. Once there, the two men set up a firing position on the side of the UFO exit from behind our tank. Patman II also exits the Skyranger and begins to work his way to these two men.

Klayman waits for Sublime II to join him, then the two of them head into the first building to our immediate left. We can now see that it is a two-story barn. While Klayman moves over to a window that overlooks the battlefield beyond, Sublime clears the second floor.

Jeeber D joins Anxiety, and the two of them search the open fields to the left of this first barn without finding any signs of aliens. They then swing right, to search the building just behind Klayman and Sublime’s barn. Rawisdan and CTHomer head straight out of the Skyranger, search the shacks in front of us, then hold their advance. We can now see that we are on the edge of a small town. There are a number of buildings just beyond these shacks and the buildings on our left, and we’ll need to clear everything in order to swing around the left side of the UFO. AStott bides his time at the Skyranger.

Suddenly, we are hit by yet another wave of PSI energy, and Klayman cracks! He drops his weapon, runs out of the barn he was in, and heads back for our Skyranger. Damn it, man! Snap out of it! Sublime II needs you!

Jeeber D and Anxiety reach the second building on our left, which we can now tell is another barn. While Anxiety keeps an eye on some shacks that lie just behind it, Jeeber D goes in for a quick search. He clears the wide open first floor, then starts up the stairs to the second floor—Ethereal at the top of the stairs! Jeeber reacts instantly and pulls the trigger on his Heavy Plasma. The blast catches the Ethereal in the chest and blows it back against a wall. The thing drops to the ground smoking. But are there more up there? Back at the Skyranger, AStott yells, “Clear the deck!” and lets rip with a Blaster Missile. As Jeeber dives off the stairs into the first floor of the barn, AStott’s missile flies out of the Skyranger, takes a wide path around the first barn, and slams into Jeeber’s barn right in the middle of the wooden wall on the second story. The blast tears through the floor, sending a massive wall of fire through the structure. Down on the first floor, Jeeber watches in horror as the wooden ceiling comes crashing down on him. Thank god for Crappy armor, as the wooden planks bounce harmlessly off him. As silence returns to the Ohio countryside, Jeeber scrambles out from under the broken planking. The entire second floor of the barn is gone. It is safe to say that there are no more aliens up there. We did not hear any screams, so we can assume that the alien Jeeber D killed was the only one up there. X-COM 2, Aliens 0.

Things go quite once again. The men continue searching the rest of the battlefield. We come under no more PSI attacks, but we do hear the whirring of interior UFO doors. After a few minutes, there is only a two-story house that remains unsearched. We could send men in and do this room by room, or…

Two quick blaster missiles later, there is no more house, and we can say that the battlefield is secure. All that remains is the interior of the UFO. There are no holes in the craft, so it looks like we may have to go in and get our enemies. Over the next few minutes Mr. Bug and Blade 6119 hold their position on the UFO exit as we close in from all sides. Patman II and Sublime II move in behind Mr. Bug and Blade 6119. CT Homer, Rawisdan, Jeeber D, and Anxiety II move in from the other side. AStott holds his position in the fields. Klayman III, still shaken from the mind control, holds his position in the barn.

Suddenly, as the men on the left side of the UFO work their way around the craft, a wave of PSI energy rolls over them. Rawisdan lets out a bloodcurdling scream and starts babbling in Ethereal! Shit. Third in the line of men, he opens fire on Anxiety II, who is only a few yards in front of him. Hot plasma rips through the weak rear of Anxiety’s Crappy Armor and blows a huge hole in his lower back. Anxiety’s upper torso folds back over his legs and he crumples to the ground dead! Damn it! CT Homer—just in front of Anxiety—sprints forward, towards the UFO door and away from Rawisdan. Jeeber D—just behind Rawisdan—turns around, races away from the UFO, and dives behind a small shack. Rawisdan opens fire on Jeeber D, but the shots don’t make it through the shack. X-COM 2, Aliens 1.

Damn it. The Ethereals must be PSI-blasting us from inside the UFO. We’ll have to hurry. So much for advance planning. Charge! Our tank, Blade6119, and Mr. Bug race for the UFO door from the left. Blade6119 is the first one there. He slams his hand onto the opening panel, and steps inside…

The dark interior of the UFO is badly damaged from the crash. There is smoke and debris everywhere. Small fires provide some light, but throw dancing shadows over the wreckage and remaining interior walls. Blade6119 frantically scans the area…

There! Ethereal, 10 yards away, in some smoke at the center of the craft. Blade drops to a knee and opens fire, just as the Ethereal turns to do the same. Plasma tears through the UFO and drills the Ethereal in the chest. It howls and topples over a shattered control panel. Blade steps to the right as Mr. Bug is next into the UFO. Mr. Bug breaks right and heads for a relatively undamaged area off to that side of the craft. X-COM 3, Aliens 1.

Outside, as CT Homer head for the UFO door from the left, plasma blasts sail past him from behind! Shit. Rawisdan is closing in from behind! Homer can’t make the corner safely, so he dives back, behind the protection of another corner of the UFO, and trains his weapon towards the corner that Rawisdan is approaching. If Raw turns that corner, Homer will have him dead to rights.

On the other side of the craft, Patman II and Sublime II race for the UFO door. Suddenly, Patman II is hit by a wave of PSI energy, and he starts speaking Ethereal! An instant later he opens fire on Sublime II, who is only about ten yards in front of him. Plasma sails over Sublime’s shoulders, but he continues racing for the UFO door. As Sublime turns the corner to enter a plasma blast ricochets off his hip armor, but he dives into the UFO safely.

We’ve got to wrap this up quickly, as we’ve got two mind-controlled aliens closing in on us from behind! Inside the UFO, Mr. Bug races through a door on the right, turns left, and comes up on an Ethereal hiding behind the remains of a wall just to the right of the central area. Mr. Bug opens fire from 5 yards away, but misses! The Ethereal turns to open fire, but Mr. Bug manages to jump back through the doorway before the alien can get a shot off.

Back at the door, Blade6119 and Sublime—neither of who can spot Mr. Bug’s alien—still scan the inside the craft for other signs of movement…

Blade6119 hears something stumble on a piece of debris to his right. He turns quickly…

Ethereal, trying to sneak up on him, about five yards away. How did he get there? Mr. Bug ran right through that spot! Blade6119 has not time to ponder the answer though, as the two combatants bring their weapons to bear. Blade6119 is a fraction of a second faster, and that is all it takes. A direct hit from Blade6119’s Heavy Plasma blows the creature apart. X-COM 4, Aliens 1.

We keep up the pressure. As Sublime II preps a grenade, Mr. Bug takes a deep breath, barges through the door again, turns left, and drops to a knee to face the Ethereal taking cover behind the wall section. A plasma blast from the Ethereal cuts through the space Mr. Bug’s upper torso just vacated, and then Mr. Bug opens fire on full-auto. Plasma rips apart the interior of the UFO, but Mr. Bug does manage one hit that rips off the Ethereal’s left hand. Mr. Bug dives back through the doorway, just as Sublime tosses his grenade a couple of feet from the alien’s wall.

The grenade goes off with a deafening roar in the confined space. Shrapnel and metal fly through the interior, but there is no alien scream! Damn it.

Outside the UFO, Patman II snaps out of his alien funk and tries to clear his head. However, Rawisdan, still controlled by the aliens, comes around a corner of the UFO right in front of CT Homer! CT—who has been at the ready for the past couple of minutes—opens fire from point blank range…

and misses! Aargh! Rawisdan twists right, puts the barrel of his Heavy Plasma on CT Homer’s faceplate, and fires. CT Homer’s head explodes in a flash of red, and he drops to the ground, dead. Shit. How did CT miss that shot? X-COM 4, Aliens 2.

Back inside, Mr. Bug tries the door a third time. He barges through and spots the now dazed Ethereal. This time Mr. Bug has better luck: he lands three quick hits on the Ethereal, who screams and topples to the ground. X-COM 5, Aliens 2.

And with that, our threat sensors fade to green. It’s over. Finally.

The men exit the UFO and head for the field to the left of the craft. They gather the remains of CT Homer and Anxiety II.

Rawisdan is nowhere to be found. X-COM 5, Aliens 3.

Kills: Klayman III, 1; Jeeber D, 1; Blade6119 IV, 2; Mr. Bug IV, 1.
KIA: CT Homer, Anxiety II.
MIA: Rawisdan.
Wounded: None.
Attribute Improvements: Klayman III, Jeeber D, Blade6119 IV, Mr. Bug IV, Sublime II,
Final score: 123
Mission Notes:
I think I’m really rusty. About two months ago, I had played the part up to where we clear the exterior of the UFO. I picked up playing again at the point where we approach the UFO, and promptly lose three men in less than ten minutes. I better remember how to play this game quickly, or we are in trouble.

Obvious mistakes:
1. I know aliens can PSI-blast us through UFO walls, but bunched up too much on the approach.

2. I should have blown a hole in the rear of the UFO and gone in that way. It would have been faster and more effective. Alternatively, a blaster missile into the UFO would have taken out those aliens in one turn.

3. I should have brought our tank around to provide cover for CT Homer against Rawisdan. Our tank was doing nothing.
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Old 05-19-2004, 02:54 PM   #336
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Old 05-19-2004, 03:51 PM   #337
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Old 05-19-2004, 05:51 PM   #339
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Old 05-19-2004, 06:04 PM   #340
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Woohoo! Got me a kill!

I should have taken out Rawisdan when I had the chance, though. Cthomer might still be alive today if I had...
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Old 05-19-2004, 07:10 PM   #341
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Woohoo! Got me a kill!

I should have taken out Rawisdan when I had the chance, though. Cthomer might still be alive today if I had...

How right you are. The lesson here: When you have a chance to blast a Cowboys fan, don't hesitate.



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Old 05-19-2004, 07:17 PM   #342
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Old 05-19-2004, 08:33 PM   #343
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November 1-5
Amazingly, things go quiet over the first few days of November. Only two UFOs appear. Toddiec IV blows a small UFO apart over the North Pole, and Superman lets a small UFO get away over South Africa. Neither encounter leads to ground action.

Over the second and third, we get eight new recruits to our SAM COM and AFRICA COM bases. I’ll post their stats shortly.

November 5 brings outstanding news. Craptacular brings us word that the plans are complete for the Ultimate Starcraft, codenamed Avenger, and capable of flight to Mars. We have been gearing up AFRICA COM for this production job, and as soon as they complete work on the Firestorm fighter they are working on now, production will begin on the Avenger. Production is estimated at seven weeks, and we’re a week away from starting. In short: two months to Mars, if all goes well.

The silence is short-lived though, as…

November 6
Early in the morning, two immense UFO battleships pop up on EU COM radar, heading straight for Europe. We immediately prepare and launch the ASIA COM Skyranger for Europe, and put EU COM on alert. The UFOs scour the continent for a few hours, and at times come dangerously close to our EU COM base. One of them eventually lands in western Germany. We route the inbound ASIA COM Skyranger to that target. Shortly after that, the other UFO touches down in central France. With EU COM now free from the threat of attack, we scramble the EU COM Skyranger for the second UFO.

Oh boy. Two undamaged battleships filled with PSI-capable Sectoids. These gave us hell last time, and I’m rusty. Rub those juju beads for luck, because it’s time to mix it up again, and odds are some of us will be dying before the sun sets.

EU COM will reach their target first. On board:
Jfbbis, Wolfpack, Swaggs, Mike Vic, The Herd, Vince, Tucker II, Revrew, Breeze, and Chuck U Farley.

ASIA COM will reach the German UFO an hour later. On board:
TBA (Actually, I forgot)

Give ‘em hell, men. Let’s all get through this in one piece.

I’ll post a stat update, then list who’s in PSI training this month soon. Most likely post this next mission sometime over the weekend, but maybe sooner.
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Old 05-19-2004, 08:41 PM   #344
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Random Notes...

The flash drive I found a few days ago was my wife's, but I finally found ours. I might just skip the photos on the last few missions and start with the next one.

Kodos: Now that I know that Jeeber and Rawisdan are Cowboy fans, it'll be easy to figure out who gets the point on USA COM missions.

Jeeber: Yeah, I thought we could get everyone away, and thought that there would only be one or two easily killed aliens inside the UFO. I thought we could save everyone's life. Wrong on all three counts.

Lokugh, Ardent, Katon: You've been moved up to active duty at USA COM. Welcome to the big leagues.

Gkb: Got it! Welcome! You've been added to the list.

Lastly, we need one more person off the waiting list to report for guard duty...

RING RING RING

Calling Shorty, Tasan, Rich, and Travis. First one to reply gets moved up to guard duty.

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Old 05-19-2004, 09:41 PM   #345
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Old 05-19-2004, 09:46 PM   #346
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Old 05-19-2004, 10:43 PM   #347
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Old 05-19-2004, 11:21 PM   #348
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X-COM II Troop Master List (After Mission 91)
An asterix after your kill total indicates that you are in PSI Training for November.

USA COM
Code:
ID Name Status Rank Miss. Kills 14. Wade Moore Active Colonel 24 22* 43. Achilles Active Sergeant 18 14* 46. Patman II Active Captain 21 11* 55. Sublime II Active Squaddie 17 10* 74. AStott Active Captain 14 18* 75. Alf III Active Squaddie 7 4* 92. Jeeber D Active Squaddie 9 6* 98. MrBug IV Active Squaddie 9 4 112. Airhog II Active Squaddie 2 1* 114. Blade6119 IV Active Squaddie 3 2 115. Klayman III Active Squaddie 3 3 129. Ardent Enthusiast Active Rookie 0 0

EU COM
Code:
ID Name Status Rank Miss. Kills 2. jfbbis Active Colonel 21 20* 10. Kodos Active Commander 25 24* 19. Revrew Active Captain 23 19* 37. The Time WND (17) Sergeant 21 10* 70. Naiwf WND (1) Sergeant 14 10 89. RealDeal III Active Squaddie 11 6 90. Coffee Warlord II Active Sergeant 11 9 101. Wolfpack Active Squaddie 7 7* 102. Japherwaki II WND (11) Squaddie 9 7* 105. Swaggs Active Sergeant 9 7* 110. Breeze Active Squaddie 3 7* 116. Chuck U Farley Active Squaddie 3 4* 119. Tucker II Active Squaddie 1 1* 120. Sachmo III WND (11) Squaddie 3 1 123. Vince Active Squaddie 1 1 128. ShaefIllini Active Squaddie 1 1 122. Mike Vic Active Rookie 0 0 126. The Herd Active Rookie 0 0

ASIA COM
Code:
ID Name Status Rank Miss. Kills 35. Jeff Nights II Active Captain 23 11* 39. Thomkal II Active Sergeant 18 15* 41. Fat Football II Active Sergeant 16 8* 45. Danny VanHalen Active Sergeant 18 13* 52. Qwikshot II Active Captain 18 11* 76. Fonzie II Active Squaddie 11 11* 84. Split Pers III Active Squaddie 7 8* 93. Afoci Active Squaddie 7 4* 96. Illinifan V Active Squaddie 7 6* 103. Condors II Active Sergeant 7 9* 109. Glengoyne Active Squaddie 4 3* 111. 3ric IV Active Squaddie 4 1* 117. Psycho Cop II Active Rookie 1 0* 118. Calis Active Squaddie 3 1* 124. Sir Fozzie II Active Rookie 1 0* 127. Hoops Guy Active Rookie 1 0*

SAM COM
Code:
ID Name Status Rank Miss. Kills 71. Wignasty Active Squaddie 7 3 121. Katon II To USA Rookie 0 0 131. Raven Hawk II Active Rookie 0 0 130. Peregrine Active Rookie 0 0 132. Northwood DK Active Rookie 0 0

AFRICA COM
Code:
ID Name Status Rank Miss. Kills 59. Daimyo II Active Squaddie 9 5 94. Data King III Active Squaddie 5 2 125. Chief Rum IV Active Rookie 0 0 133. Lokugh III To USA Rookie 0 0 134. BYU II Active Rookie 0 0 135. Kingfc Active Rookie 0 0 136. Barkeep Active Rookie 0 0

X-COM II Troop Attributes
Code:
Name TUs Sta Hlt Brv Rea Fir Thw Str PsD PsS 2. jfbbis 76 82 61 30 35 84 58 58 10. Kodos 80 90 58 50 62 81 73 61 75 20 14. Wade Moore 79 81 56 30 59 91 72 67 19. Revrew 77 71 55 30 37 66 60 62 91 24 35. Jeff Nights II 69 76 55 60 32 65 61 54 97 17 37. The Time 76 84 57 50 63 55 59 54 39. Thomkal II 70 92 60 30 56 50 61 49 60 20 41. Fat Football II 71 72 43 50 38 69 73 52 43. Achilles 73 74 57 10 46 79 79 53 45. Danny VanHalen 77 82 50 10 42 63 79 51 28 21 46. Patman II 76 69 53 60 47 52 79 55 52. Qwikshot II 73 81 45 10 58 77 65 52 75 22 55. Sublime II 76 77 45 10 40 73 78 58 59. Daimyo II 65 60 48 30 47 70 64 43 70. Naiwf 76 72 53 50 40 63 69 49 26 16 71. Wignasty 64 45 37 20 38 61 72 44 74. AStott 76 60 54 50 55 73 62 58 75. Alf III 62 57 36 40 52 50 55 46 76. Fonzie II 71 76 53 20 46 65 79 48 37 17 84. Split Pers III 69 71 45 30 41 64 67 42 89. RealDeal III 74 74 39 60 47 68 68 56 48 24 90. Coffee Warlord II 75 82 48 60 38 72 69 46 25 24 92. Jeeber D 63 61 41 20 30 61 77 41 93. Afoci 62 59 37 30 40 45 54 47 94. Data King III 63 52 31 50 36 52 58 35 96. Illinifan V 57 54 47 50 56 54 66 45 98. Mr. Bug IV 64 67 47 10 34 70 66 36 101. Wolfpack 67 73 37 40 36 65 59 40 102. Japherwaki II 67 78 43 20 32 52 53 49 103. Condors II 65 70 41 60 51 68 66 54 13 20 105. Swaggs 69 75 45 60 51 74 69 48 83 24 109. Glengoyne 67 68 45 30 34 68 53 45 110. Breeze 64 49 37 60 31 71 54 42 111. 3ric IV 52 61 31 30 45 50 56 25 112. Airhog II 56 67 30 60 56 44 54 29 114. Blade6119 IV 56 47 44 10 37 74 61 33 115. Klaymn III 62 77 43 30 34 71 58 33 116. Chuck U Farley 57 67 35 40 54 67 76 37 117. Psycho Cop II 50 61 28 10 60 67 50 37 118. Calis 58 57 26 50 39 55 73 35 119. Tucker II 60 64 27 60 53 55 64 29 120. Sachmo III 56 57 36 50 47 57 57 38 121. Katon II 50 49 28 40 55 67 54 37 122. Mike Vic 59 41 38 10 32 44 52 34 123. Vince 56 65 27 10 45 65 57 43 124. Sir Fozzie II 60 65 27 10 31 67 50 25 125. Chief Rum IV 55 46 25 30 50 52 63 38 126. The Herd 51 66 37 40 58 50 77 40 127. Hoops Guy 52 49 36 40 41 59 65 24 128. ShaefIllini 58 49 40 10 60 59 64 33 129. Ardent Enthusiast 60 60 26 40 48 63 72 32 130. Peregrine 55 45 37 30 35 45 64 34 131. Raven Hawk II 55 41 25 20 30 67 66 34 132. Northwood DK 51 40 27 30 54 48 56 40 133. BYU II 52 68 30 10 53 57 61 38 134. Lokugh III 52 59 36 60 40 46 55 35 135. Kingfc 54 61 29 50 52 58 71 33 136. Barkeep 52 57 33 30 34 55 73 32 Key: TUs = Time Units; Sta = Stamina; Hlt = Health; Brv = Bravery; Rea = Reactions Fir = Firing; Thw = Throwing; Str = Strength; PsD = PSI Defense; PsS = PSI Skill
Support Personnel
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Head of Research: Craptacular (Current researching focus: Ultimate Space Craft, Fusion Missile) Head of Engineering: Sterling Ice II (Current manufacturing focus: Power Suits, Fusion Ball Bombs, Hover Tank, Firestorm Fighter) US Interceptor Pilot: CapnMorgan (10 Kills) EU Interceptor Pilot: Superman (11 Kills) AS Interceptor Pilot: Toddiec IV (10 Kills)

Attribute Leaders (After Mission 90)
Code:
Time Units: (80) Kodos Stamina: (92) Thomkal II Health: (61) Jfbbis Bravery: (60) (Ten tied) Reactions: (63) The Time Firing: (91) Wade Moore Throwing: (79) (Four tied) Strength: (67) Wade Moore PSI Defense: (97) Jeff Nights II PSI Strength: (24) (Four tied)

Attribute Doggies (After Mission 90)
Code:
Time Units: (50) PsychoCop II, Katon II Stamina: (41) Mike Vic Health: (25) Chief Rum IV Bravery: (10) (Eleven tied) Reactions: (30) Jeeber D Firing: (44) Airhog II, Mike Vic Throwing: (50) Sir Fozzie II, Psycho Cop II Strength: (24) Hoops Guy PSI Defense: (13) Condors II PSI Strength: (16) Naiwf

Top Ten Kills Leaders
Code:
1. Kodos 24 2. Wade Moore 22 3. Jfbbis 20 4. Revrew 19 5. Klayman (KIA) 18 5. Astott 18 7. Shorty (KIA) 16 8. Thomkal II 15 9. Achilles 14 9. Rich (KIA) 14

Waiting List
Code:
ID Name Base Status Rank LBrvOK? OptUp? 137. Shorty II - AWOL Rookie Yes No 138. Fantastic Froggies - In Transit Rookie Yes Yes 139. Blade IV - In Transit Rookie Yes No 140. Tasan II - AWOL Rookie Yes No 141. Rich II - Called Rookie Yes No 142. Travis IV - Called Rookie Yes No 143. Render III - On Call Rookie Yes No 144. Zippy III - On Call Rookie Yes Yes 145. Gi - On Call Rookie Yes Yes 146. The Almighty - On Call Rookie Yes Yes 147. Tellistto - On Call Rookie Yes Yes 148. Anxiety III - On Call Rookie Yes Yes 149. CT Homer II - On Call Rookie Yes Yes 150. Rawisdan II - On Call Rookie Yes Yes 151. Gbk - On Call Rookie Yes Yes

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Old 05-19-2004, 11:51 PM   #349
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