What's love got to do with it?

[MrBigglesworth]

Originally Posted by Chubby

No no no no...

1) LSG and GE have fight regarding GE not wanting to leave Memphis
2) LSG - "Oh yeah, well I'll ask your friends on FOFC what they think!"
3) GE - "Go ahead" ("She'll never do it")
4) LSG posts thread's first post expecting everyone to agree with her.
5) A few agree, most don't.
6) LSG gets pissed, reveals she gives good head.
7) LSG pisses off 98.2% of FOFC members saying "I wouldn't ask for advice from people who are on a messageboard all day" despite doing that exact thing.
8) LSG and GE have make up sex.
9) GE now must defend his woman, promptly makes the situation worse.
10) People call GE and LSG out for being pricks/assholes/bitches/fucktards
11) GE pulls out the "We were just kidding" line
12) Mocking continues despite a few "Boo hoo leave them alone, even tho she started the thread it's a message board"
13) I write this writeup.
14) You write a response

You left out the part about other posters being dicks.

[Marmel]

Nice to see that this forum doesn't tolerate personal attacks.

[hoosiergoody]

did a few of you kiss your sister here or what? good night!

can we now consider this another parody thread?

[JonInMiddleGA]

Originally Posted by Chubby

No no no no...

1) LSG and GE have fight regarding GE not wanting to leave Memphis
2) LSG - "Oh yeah, well I'll ask your friends on FOFC what they think!"
3) GE - "Go ahead" ("She'll never do it")
4) LSG posts thread's first post expecting everyone to agree with her.
5) A few agree, most don't.
6) LSG gets pissed, reveals she gives good head.
7) LSG pisses off 98.2% of FOFC members saying "I wouldn't ask for advice from people who are on a messageboard all day" despite doing that exact thing.
8) LSG and GE have make up sex.
9) GE now must defend his woman, promptly makes the situation worse.
10) People call GE and LSG out for being pricks/assholes/bitches/fucktards
11) GE pulls out the "We were just kidding" line
12) Mocking continues despite a few "Boo hoo leave them alone, even tho she started the thread it's a message board"
13) I write this writeup.
14) You write a response

Dang, you are at least two-for-two in spot-on posts in this thread.
I do believe we've found your niche

[Deattribution]

Originally Posted by Marmel

Nice to see that this forum doesn't tolerate personal attacks.

No kidding, Skydog - wanna write a few more parody songs or perhaps you can just start giving out pointers when you pat the other guys on the back?

Moderators are as much apart of the community as anyone else but I think we have enough people already celebrating pathetic people. I suppose it's a future note that everyone can run around calling others fuckingbitchmotherfuckerassholewhore and it's good as gold.

If anything - the majority of you have proven her right. Anyone that would take the kind of offense ya'll have to someone saying you spend too much time here obviously has issues with how much time they spend here. Otherwise you'd just laugh it off without every other word of your responses being bitch and whore.

And it's even more hilarious when you factor in that there are dozens (probably more) of guys here who have moved to other locations with their wives (or GF) for more money - let a woman do it and people are crying 'smack that bitch down' 'fuck that money grubbing ho'

you do need time away from here if you express a persona and everyone knows what it is. Specially if that persona is being an asshole.

Everyone tries to use HA as an example, but I thought he was hilarious earlier in the thread - cause he wasn't really being personal about it...

[JonInMiddleGA]

Originally Posted by Fouts

I want to see them say those things to her face to face.

Face to face I would have been a lot more direct. It's a lot easier to keep a flow going when talking than when typing.

[MrBigglesworth]

Originally Posted by Deattribution

Anyone that would take the kind of offense ya'll have to someone saying you spend too much time here obviously has issues with how much time they spend here. Otherwise you'd just laugh it off without every other word of your responses being bitch and whore.

Spot-on.

[cartman]

Here are posting (and real life) words to live by:

If you act like an ass, don't get insulted if people ride you.

[cuervo72]

Originally Posted by cartman

If you act like an ass, don't get insulted if people ride you.

The Ladies Man?

[cartman]

Originally Posted by cuervo72

The Ladies Man?

no, it was "act like an" not "like it in the"

[cuervo72]

Ohhhhh, different kind of ass riding. Sorry.

[Chubby]

Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

Dang, you are at least two-for-two in spot-on posts in this thread.
I do believe we've found your niche

Don't I get credit for the 2nd post in this thread saying it won't end well?

Seriously, people act like asses then they'll get called out for it. Don't be a baby and try to defend your ass-ness. People don't always agree with what I or you say but I'm certainly not going to start back with the "it's only a messageboard" or "oops I was kidding ha ha" lameass excuses. Sticking up for what you say no matter how much people disagree is one thing. Being a baby about it (ala LSG and GE) is completely different hence we agree here

They also get bonus points for the "I'm not going to post in this thread anymore" and then doing it several times afterwards.

[Loren]

Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

[i] I doubt anyone here would have the stones to say crap like that to you or your girlfriend's face, and that ought to be the rule of thumb.

oh oh ohhh I would I WOULDD!! especially to your woman FN....
GE on the other hand, eh whatever, all I gotta say is LSG, you shouldve never said "im sorry" to anyone on here so many times in your posts for what you said, thats like cutting your own balls off(aka GE's) you made a post, dont back down...you lost me when you did that..
for a serious answer to you, you both decide whats a better place to live and the love of a team shouldnt overide the love he has for you, course if its more in depth like he doesnt want to leave behind his family and what he has with them there, thats DIFFERENT...
course that being said, Ive always known Cringe would choose Favre over me and godammnit i respect him for that

[JonInMiddleGA]

Originally Posted by Chubby

Don't I get credit for the 2nd post in this thread saying it won't end well?

Well, yeah, I suppose so ... but that's kinda like a base on balls, cause it didn't really take a lot of skill to get that prediction right.

So you're OBP is a little higher than your BA, which is a good thing

[GoldenEagle]

I broke the cardinal rule of FOFC. I fed the trolls. It is funny how the same people are in the same controversies over and over. I did not get involved with this thread until it became clear that people (namely Izlude) stepped over the line. I expect it out of JIMG and Chubby.

Oh and Subby, I will play you heads-up anytime, anywhere.

[SFL Cat]

Damn, LSG is right. I spend too much time lurking here. Think I'll move on to the Star Trek Forums.

[MrBigglesworth]

Originally Posted by Chubby

Seriously, people act like asses then they'll get called out for it. Don't be a baby and try to defend your ass-ness. People don't always agree with what I or you say but I'm certainly not going to start back with the "it's only a messageboard" or "oops I was kidding ha ha" lameass excuses. Sticking up for what you say no matter how much people disagree is one thing. Being a baby about it (ala LSG and GE) is completely different hence we agree here

They also get bonus points for the "I'm not going to post in this thread anymore" and then doing it several times afterwards.

You're being an ass.

[Lorena]

All I have to say to this thread is WOW, just.... WOW!

[Chubby]

Originally Posted by MrBigglesworth

You're being an ass.

Oh darn

[rkmsuf]

Any thread that brings franklin out of the woodwork is a worthwhile thing.

[Butter]

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Any thread that brings franklin out of the woodwork is a worthwhile thing.

You must've skimmed the part where he said "stupid little message board".

Or the couple of weeks where he and his wife went ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BONKERS.

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by Butter_of_69

You must've skimmed the part where he said "stupid little message board".

Or the couple of weeks where he and his wife went ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BONKERS.

I choose to remember the merry franklin. The horny franklin. The immature franklin.

Unfortunatley relationship franklin killed funny message board franklin.

[Butter]

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Unfortunatley relationship franklin killed funny message board franklin.

Just another cautionary tale that boarders tell other boarders before they go home and delete their IE history at night.

[albionmoonlight]

That was fun. Thanks to all who participated.

[Subby]

Originally Posted by Marmel

Nice to see that this forum doesn't tolerate personal attacks.

j'taime

[JeeberD]

Originally Posted by Butter_of_69

You must've skimmed the part where he said "stupid little message board".

Or the couple of weeks where he and his wife went ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BONKERS.

Personally, I stayed the hell out of those thread. Political threads just aren't my thing. Therefore, Franky is still A-OK in my book...

[Butter]

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Personally, I stayed the hell out of those thread. Political threads just aren't my thing. Therefore, Franky is still A-OK in my book...

Maybe I am not remembering correctly, but I don't seem to remember it being confined solely to political threads. I try not to read those either, because the ire it usually raises is just not worth my time. But the 2 of them were all over the place for about 2 weeks or something. Mostly because they were getting made fun of in nearly every thread.

[Cringer]

Originally Posted by Butter_of_69

Maybe I am not remembering correctly, but I don't seem to remember it being confined solely to political threads. I try not to read those either, because the ire it usually raises is just not worth my time. But the 2 of them were all over the place for about 2 weeks or something. Mostly because they were getting made fun of in nearly every thread.

When people started to sell the Capsicum pinatas across the border from me in Reynosa is when I started to notice them everywhere.

[Izulde]

All I gotta say is if I get a girl, ain't no way I'm letting her on to any of the forums I hang out on. Way too many people would have a field day.

[Warhammer]

Originally Posted by Chubby

No no no no...

1) LSG and GE have fight regarding GE not wanting to leave Memphis
2) LSG - "Oh yeah, well I'll ask your friends on FOFC what they think!"
3) GE - "Go ahead" ("She'll never do it")
4) LSG posts thread's first post expecting everyone to agree with her.
5) A few agree, most don't.
6) LSG gets pissed, reveals she gives good head.
7) LSG pisses off 98.2% of FOFC members saying "I wouldn't ask for advice from people who are on a messageboard all day" despite doing that exact thing.
8) LSG and GE have make up sex.
9) GE now must defend his woman, promptly makes the situation worse.
10) People call GE and LSG out for being pricks/assholes/bitches/fucktards
11) GE pulls out the "We were just kidding" line
12) Mocking continues despite a few "Boo hoo leave them alone, even tho she started the thread it's a message board"
13) I write this writeup.
14) You write a response

Wait, you forgot the panties pix to Bucc!!!

Also, I just want to add.... pix pls, k thx.

[Warhammer]

Couple of quick posts, Memphis is actually a decent place to live if you're in DeSoto County or out east.

Also, there are PLENTY of people in Memphis, and the South who live and die by their teams. My former boss went to EVERY UT game for 25 years! He took a job and moved to Knoxville so he could be closer to the team.

[Warhammer]

Originally Posted by Izulde

All I gotta say is if I get a girl, ain't no way I'm letting her on to any of the forums I hang out on. Way too many people would have a field day.

My wife just wants to see the Werewolf games... She gets mad at me if I am in a game and don't tell her.

[Cringer]

I think guys hate moving from Memphis because of Hwy. 78 on the south side of town. That's all I have to say. One of the best roads to drive down, as I have said many times.

[gottimd]

Originally Posted by Warhammer

My wife just wants to see the Werewolf games... She gets mad at me if I am in a game and don't tell her.

My wife and I just act out the game at home. She dresses as villager, or perhaps a slutty nurse, and I attack her as a werewolf.

My favorite is Werewolf XXX:Bring it on!, where she invites another girlfriend over and they both dress as cheerleaders.

[JeeberD]

Originally Posted by JasonC23

The White Sox swept the Astros in the World Series.

(Sorry, just wanted to be a part of this thread, and this was the only semi-relevant thing I could think of.)

[Passacaglia]

Originally Posted by cuervo72

Call it the "Passacaglia Defense".

So wait...does this mean I was NOT kidding?

[Warhammer]

Originally Posted by Cringer

I think guys hate moving from Memphis because of Hwy. 78 on the south side of town. That's all I have to say. One of the best roads to drive down, as I have said many times.

"Oh look, strip club, strip club, hooker, dude picking up hooker, strip club, hooker, strip club, strip club, pimp, Taco Bell...."

Any thing you could want for $40...

[GoldenEagle]

Originally Posted by Cringer

I think guys hate moving from Memphis because of Hwy. 78 on the south side of town. That's all I have to say. One of the best roads to drive down, as I have said many times.

Your joking, right?

Have you ever been through Memphis in rush hour on that road? Lamar Ave. has like 20 stoplights that all work togehter to ensure that you will catch everyone of them. Must truckers route to MS 302 and get on there.

[cuervo72]

Originally Posted by Passacaglia

So wait...does this mean I was NOT kidding?

No, it means you were, only that we found out well after the fact after much confusion. So they are attempting to use the Passacaglia defense. Not saying they're necessarily justified in doing so.

[DanGarion]

There's a University of Memphis?

[GoldenEagle]

Originally Posted by dangarion

There's a University of Memphis?

Yes, there is!

And they are ranked #3 in the country right now.

[rkmsuf]

Originally Posted by GoldenEagle

Yes, there is!

And they are ranked #3 in the country right now.

There's no way he's moving now.

[Butter]

Originally Posted by dangarion

There's a University of Memphis?

I think he's talking about "Memphis State". You know, the school Penny Hardaway attended.

[sterlingice]

Originally Posted by Butter_of_69

I think he's talking about "Memphis State". You know, the school Penny Hardaway attended.

You sure he's not referring to the Memphis Grizzlies and awesome Spaniard Pau Gasol?

Or Memphis [who] was the wife of Epaphus, the founder of Memphis, Egypt in Greek mythology. She was the mother of Libya. (bless you, wikipedia)

Or how about Memphis Raines, Nick Cage's character in Gone in 60 Seconds?

SI

[Klinglerware]

Originally Posted by GoldenEagle

Yes, there is!

And they are ranked #3 in the country right now.

Is that the AP, or the US News and World Report ranking?

[Karlifornia]

Originally Posted by GoldenEagle

Yes, there is!

And they are ranked #3 in the country right now.

Don't get caught up in that. This coming from a Stanford fan.

[SnDvls]

Originally Posted by gottimd

My wife and I just act out the game at home. She dresses as villager, or perhaps a slutty nurse, and I attack her as a werewolf.

My favorite is Werewolf XXX:Bring it on!, where she invites another girlfriend over and they both dress as cheerleaders.

Hey you stole my theme for my next game.

[Farrah Whitworth-Rahn]

Originally Posted by gottimd

My wife and I just act out the game at home. She dresses as villager, or perhaps a slutty nurse, and I attack her as a werewolf.

My favorite is Werewolf XXX:Bring it on!, where she invites another girlfriend over and they both dress as cheerleaders.

Dammit. Arlie told you what I'm getting him for his birthday, didn't he?

[Warhammer]

Originally Posted by Butter_of_69

I think he's talking about "Memphis State". You know, the school Penny Hardaway attended.

No, no, no, it's Tiger High guys. Can't anyone keep it straight?

[JeeberD]

Originally Posted by GoldenEagle

And they are ranked #3 in the country right now.

So how high are they going to be ranked after UTEP beats them next week?