FOFC Member Draft - Page 7

JeeberD · 02-11-2004, 12:19 PM

Sack...ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

korme · 02-11-2004, 01:03 PM

Shorty doesn't mess around in Round 8 and selects revrew, babymachine extra-ordinare

Poli · 02-11-2004, 01:21 PM

With my 8th round selection, I select heybrad.

Poli · 02-11-2004, 01:24 PM

Assuming I am still drafting for Blade6119, Blade6119 selects HeavyReign.

Poli · 02-11-2004, 01:25 PM

Current draft selections:

Shorty3281: The Afoci, Mckerney, Maple Leafs, MattJones4Heisman, Neuqua, Ksyrup, Alan T, revrew.

AE: terpkristin, punkin, Hulsey, ardentrules, HerRealName, Solecismic, CamEdwards, heybrad.

Blade6119: Quiksand, Frogman, illinifan999, WSUCougar, TargetPractice6, Godzilla Blitz, sabotai, HeavyReign.

Airhog: Kodos, Marmel, Subby, Hornsmaniac, John Galt, wignifty, Hell Atlantic. Next Pick.

JeeberD: SkyDog, Fritz, Chief Rum, bbor, Senator, Buccaneer, SackAttack.

heybrad · 02-11-2004, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ardent enthusiast

With my 8th round selection, I select heybrad.

Let me tell you why this was a great pick. Who else on this board can post and guarantee an additional 2 or 3 posts? Heybrad makes the posters around him better.

I think heybrad is speaking in the 3rd person now.

???

Fonzie · 02-11-2004, 01:47 PM

Hey brad.

mckerney · 02-11-2004, 02:15 PM

hey, brad

The_herd · 02-11-2004, 02:16 PM

I would rather have a trout up my rectum than stoop to using such cheesy FOFC catch phrases.

mckerney · 02-11-2004, 02:17 PM

hey the herd

Fonzie · 02-11-2004, 02:18 PM

Hey The herd.

mckerney · 02-11-2004, 02:22 PM

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy

rkmsuf · 02-11-2004, 02:23 PM

Any thread that can work in a picture of the Fonz is right up there...

SackAttack · 02-11-2004, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CamEdwards

seventh round.. man, what a bust.

At least you got drafted BEFORE HellAtlantic. Just call me Rodney Dangerfield - I get no respect.

Fonzie · 02-11-2004, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Any thread that can work in a picture of the Fonz is right up there...

Which is precisely why its all the more disappointing that I haven't been selected yet.

Still, I must thank mckerney for posting my photo. I'll need all the free publicity I can get if I'm going to be drafted. It'll be hard enough to woo Pinky Tuscadero by telling her I'm a 9th round draft choice. If I slip into the undrated FA pile, forget it.

rkmsuf · 02-11-2004, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fonzie

Which is precisely why its all the more disappointing that I haven't been selected yet.

Still, I must thank mckerney for posting my photo. I'll need all the free publicity I can get if I'm going to be drafted. It'll be hard enough to woo Pinky Tuscadero by telling her I'm a 9th round draft choice. If I slip into the undrated FA pile, forget it.

Perhaps you've jumped the shark...

Fonzie · 02-11-2004, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Perhaps you've jumped the shark...

Airhog · 02-11-2004, 03:43 PM

okay, with my 8th selection here in the draft. we are going with a tried a true winner. A man who has no bounds to greatness. This man was a legend on the field, and ate babies off the field. He has now came out of retirement just to be drafted.

I give you our 8th selection.....Dean Houston

JeeberD · 02-11-2004, 04:12 PM

Marc Vaughan

Supposedly he has created what many consider the perfect text-sim. I wouldn't know, cause it's based on some silly sport that I have no interest in. But the dude is a heavyweight...

korme · 02-11-2004, 04:35 PM

Team Shorty turns international and selects oykib.

The brotha loves his women and his baseball. My kind of guy.

Eaglesfan27 · 02-11-2004, 05:21 PM

I can't believe I haven't been selected. Who is going to take care of your valuable assets when one of them is injured. You know you need a team doctor. Don't wait! Draft me now.

Flasch186 · 02-11-2004, 06:40 PM

is my ranting dropping my stature in the draft? Perhaps my agent should talk to me about my antics.

Poli · 02-11-2004, 06:58 PM

With my 9th round choice, I choose HornedFrogPurple.

Firefighter. 1st moderator of the Hattrick Forum, and I think he has something to do with unadulterated multiplaying, or something.

I assume I am not drafting for Blade6119, since he should be out of school now.

Blade6119 · 02-11-2004, 08:47 PM

For fun, since no one has drafted him and he is arguably one of the most active members on the board(especially in this thread), i will draft none other than Coffee Warlord

Poli · 02-11-2004, 08:52 PM

Current draft selections:

Shorty3281: The Afoci, Mckerney, Maple Leafs, MattJones4Heisman, Neuqua, Ksyrup, Alan T, revrew, oykib.

AE: terpkristin, punkin, Hulsey, ardentrules, HerRealName, Solecismic, CamEdwards, heybrad, HornedFrogPurple.

Blade6119: Quiksand, Frogman, illinifan999, WSUCougar, TargetPractice6, Godzilla Blitz, sabotai, HeavyReign, Coffee Warlord.

Airhog: Kodos, Marmel, Subby, Hornsmaniac, John Galt, wignifty, Hell Atlantic. Dean Houston. Next pick.

JeeberD: SkyDog, Fritz, Chief Rum, bbor, Senator, Buccaneer, SackAttack, Marc Vaughan.

Coffee Warlord · 02-11-2004, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blade6119

For fun, since no one has drafted him and he is arguably one of the most active members on the board(especially in this thread), i will draft none other than Coffee Warlord

Now, for my contract demands.

A mansion.
A yacht.
A ham.
The band Styx playing the board game Risk in my mansion at all times.
Oh, and one meelion dollars.

And another ham.

Fonzie · 02-11-2004, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

Now, for my contract demands.

The band Styx playing the board game Risk in my mansion at all times.

Damn. There go my Thursday nights.

Poli · 02-11-2004, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

Now, for my contract demands.

A mansion.
A yacht.
A ham.
The band Styx playing the board game Risk in my mansion at all times.
Oh, and one meelion dollars.

And another ham.

Your agent should handle all negotiations.

Blade6119 · 02-11-2004, 09:49 PM

i dont talk to you...only your agent...i give him 1 hour to respond before you play for free

...i like this whole negotiation thing

SackAttack · 02-11-2004, 09:54 PM

Hey, if Gary Sheffield can represent himself....

Coffee Warlord · 02-11-2004, 09:55 PM

I sense a holdout coming....

Blade6119 · 02-11-2004, 09:58 PM

you cant holdout...you dont have any rights! If not i will simply cut your ass and get a free agent...notice the round you were taken in mr.bigshot...Most sports dont even have 9 rounds, so shut up and play

Coffee Warlord · 02-11-2004, 10:48 PM

You think you can find a free agent that will be better than ME?!?!?

HA!

HA I SAY!

JeeberD · 02-11-2004, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

Now, for my contract demands.

A mansion.
A yacht.
A ham.
The band Styx playing the board game Risk in my mansion at all times.
Oh, and one meelion dollars.

And another ham.

Asking for a second ham is just bad form. Such greed is the reason the thought of drafting you never entered my mind.

Well, greed and your dynasty track record...

JeeberD · 02-11-2004, 10:53 PM

Dola-

cuervo72

He's named after one of my favorites drinks, he creates badass helmets, and he's a huge Nikki Cox fan. The man belongs on my team...

korme · 02-11-2004, 11:04 PM

Is this the final round? If so, I pull out the ole' measuring stick on fame possibilities, and no one ranks up at the top like Flasch186.

Welcome to the team, star.

Airhog · 02-11-2004, 11:05 PM

okay its time to make another pick here. I guess I got skipped for being tardy.

Time to make pick number 9. This member has had problems in the past. He is actually hated by several people, which is all more the reason to draft him. Maybe one day he will be allowed to return to this board, but until that day, he can play for my team. Im sure many of you will not agree with this pick, but im going for it anyways.

We choose Wignasty. This completes our wigfecta and will bring the brotherly duo back into the spotlight.

mckerney · 02-11-2004, 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

Is this the final round? If so, I pull out the ole' measuring stick on fame possibilities, and no one ranks up at the top like Flasch186.

Welcome to the team, star.

You passed over Noop with your last pick?

mckerney · 02-11-2004, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

Now, for my contract demands.

A mansion.
A yacht.
A ham.
The band Styx playing the board game Risk in my mansion at all times.
Oh, and one meelion dollars.

And another ham.

Coffee Warlord should have been picked before me.

(Throwing gasoline on the Coffee Warlord holdout fire)

EDIT: Coffee, if you look to be a success in your holdout I'd also advise you to start refering to yourself in the 3rd person.

JeeberD · 02-11-2004, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Airhog

okay its time to make another pick here. I guess I got skipped for being tardy.

Doh!

Guess I was a little over anxious. Sorry about that...

Coffee Warlord · 02-11-2004, 11:37 PM

Coffee Warlord is still concerned about Coffee Warlord not getting Coffee Warlord's due.

Blade6119 · 02-11-2004, 11:40 PM

can you say 9th round?...come on, sound it out...

mckerney · 02-11-2004, 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

Coffee Warlord is still concerned about Coffee Warlord not getting Coffee Warlord's due.

Excellent....

Can I be your new agent now?

Poli · 02-11-2004, 11:42 PM

For my final selection, I select JasonTobiasIV.

Very weird. And very welcome to the club.

Bring on the ice weasels.

Coffee Warlord · 02-11-2004, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blade6119

can you say 9th round?...come on, sound it out...

Coffee Warlord is well aware of the conspiracy to bring Coffee Warlord down to mortal levels. Coffee Warlord ain't buying it. Coffee Warlord is the true talent on this team, and Coffee Warlord expects to be treated as such. Coffee Warlord isn't above sitting out the season in order to prove to all of Coffee Warlord's haters that Coffee Warlord is serious, and a true winner.

Coffee Warlord is going to bed now, since Coffee Warlord drank a lot of beer tonight and should probably stop saying Coffee Warlord before Coffee Warlord implodes in a pile of Coffee Warlordesque goo.

DolphinFan1 · 02-11-2004, 11:43 PM

If Coffee Warlord holds out I declare myself open to FA negotiations.

Poli · 02-11-2004, 11:44 PM

3 picks left in our draft. 2 team owners currently present. Who will get drafted? Who will win?

We are all DOOMED!

JeeberD · 02-11-2004, 11:44 PM

Oooh, DF might be worth a free agent looksie. He's brings the strength of FOFC Wrestling with him...

DolphinFan1 · 02-11-2004, 11:45 PM

Thanks Jeebs. Also don't forget the 1st team to have a winless season in the ZFL.

Coffee Warlord · 02-11-2004, 11:47 PM

That's RIGHT!

Not ONLY is Coffee Warlord Coffee Warlord, but Coffee Warlord is also GM of the defending chamption Portland Sea Biscuits, home of the mighty Erik Flamebeard of the Neither Here Nor There!

Coffee Warlord should get an additional signing bonus just for THAT!

02-11-2004, 12:19 PM	#301
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Sack...ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

02-11-2004, 01:21 PM	#303
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	With my 8th round selection, I select heybrad. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

02-11-2004, 01:24 PM	#304
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	Assuming I am still drafting for Blade6119, Blade6119 selects HeavyReign. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

02-11-2004, 01:25 PM	#305
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	Current draft selections: Shorty3281: The Afoci, Mckerney, Maple Leafs, MattJones4Heisman, Neuqua, Ksyrup, Alan T, revrew. AE: terpkristin, punkin, Hulsey, ardentrules, HerRealName, Solecismic, CamEdwards, heybrad. Blade6119: Quiksand, Frogman, illinifan999, WSUCougar, TargetPractice6, Godzilla Blitz, sabotai, HeavyReign. Airhog: Kodos, Marmel, Subby, Hornsmaniac, John Galt, wignifty, Hell Atlantic. Next Pick. JeeberD: SkyDog, Fritz, Chief Rum, bbor, Senator, Buccaneer, SackAttack. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

02-11-2004, 02:16 PM	#309
The_herd College Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Fort Lackland, Texas (San Antonio)	I would rather have a trout up my rectum than stoop to using such cheesy FOFC catch phrases. __________________ Oakland Raiders: HFL's 1970 AC West Champs

02-11-2004, 01:03 PM	#302
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Shorty doesn't mess around in Round 8 and selects revrew, babymachine extra-ordinare

02-11-2004, 01:47 PM	#307
Fonzie Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Illinois	Hey brad.

02-11-2004, 02:15 PM	#308
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	hey, brad

02-11-2004, 02:17 PM	#310
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	hey the herd

02-11-2004, 02:18 PM	#311
Fonzie Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Illinois	Hey The herd.

02-11-2004, 02:22 PM	#312
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Heeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy Last edited by mckerney : 02-11-2004 at 02:23 PM.

02-11-2004, 02:23 PM	#313
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Any thread that can work in a picture of the Fonz is right up there... __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

02-11-2004, 03:43 PM	#318
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	okay, with my 8th selection here in the draft. we are going with a tried a true winner. A man who has no bounds to greatness. This man was a legend on the field, and ate babies off the field. He has now came out of retirement just to be drafted. I give you our 8th selection.....Dean Houston __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

02-11-2004, 04:12 PM	#319
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Marc Vaughan Supposedly he has created what many consider the perfect text-sim. I wouldn't know, cause it's based on some silly sport that I have no interest in. But the dude is a heavyweight... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

02-11-2004, 04:35 PM	#320
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Team Shorty turns international and selects oykib. The brotha loves his women and his baseball. My kind of guy.

02-11-2004, 05:21 PM	#321
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	I can't believe I haven't been selected. Who is going to take care of your valuable assets when one of them is injured. You know you need a team doctor. Don't wait! Draft me now. __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen.

02-11-2004, 06:40 PM	#322
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	is my ranting dropping my stature in the draft? Perhaps my agent should talk to me about my antics. __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

02-11-2004, 06:58 PM	#323
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	With my 9th round choice, I choose HornedFrogPurple. Firefighter. 1st moderator of the Hattrick Forum, and I think he has something to do with unadulterated multiplaying, or something. I assume I am not drafting for Blade6119, since he should be out of school now. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

02-11-2004, 08:47 PM	#324
Blade6119 Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona	For fun, since no one has drafted him and he is arguably one of the most active members on the board(especially in this thread), i will draft none other than Coffee Warlord __________________ *Underachievement* The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower. *Despair* It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. *Demotivation* Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people. http://www.despair.com/viewall.html

02-11-2004, 08:52 PM	#325
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	Current draft selections: Shorty3281: The Afoci, Mckerney, Maple Leafs, MattJones4Heisman, Neuqua, Ksyrup, Alan T, revrew, oykib. AE: terpkristin, punkin, Hulsey, ardentrules, HerRealName, Solecismic, CamEdwards, heybrad, HornedFrogPurple. Blade6119: Quiksand, Frogman, illinifan999, WSUCougar, TargetPractice6, Godzilla Blitz, sabotai, HeavyReign, Coffee Warlord. Airhog: Kodos, Marmel, Subby, Hornsmaniac, John Galt, wignifty, Hell Atlantic. Dean Houston. Next pick. JeeberD: SkyDog, Fritz, Chief Rum, bbor, Senator, Buccaneer, SackAttack, Marc Vaughan. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

02-11-2004, 09:49 PM	#329
Blade6119 Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona	i dont talk to you...only your agent...i give him 1 hour to respond before you play for free ...i like this whole negotiation thing __________________ *Underachievement* The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower. *Despair* It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. *Demotivation* Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people. http://www.despair.com/viewall.html

02-11-2004, 09:54 PM	#330
SackAttack Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Green Bay, WI	Hey, if Gary Sheffield can represent himself....

02-11-2004, 09:55 PM	#331
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	I sense a holdout coming....

02-11-2004, 09:58 PM	#332
Blade6119 Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona	you cant holdout...you dont have any rights! If not i will simply cut your ass and get a free agent...notice the round you were taken in mr.bigshot...Most sports dont even have 9 rounds, so shut up and play __________________ *Underachievement* The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower. *Despair* It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. *Demotivation* Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people. http://www.despair.com/viewall.html

02-11-2004, 10:48 PM	#333
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	You think you can find a free agent that will be better than ME?!?!? HA! HA I SAY!

02-11-2004, 10:53 PM	#335
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Dola- cuervo72 He's named after one of my favorites drinks, he creates badass helmets, and he's a huge Nikki Cox fan. The man belongs on my team... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

02-11-2004, 11:04 PM	#336
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Is this the final round? If so, I pull out the ole' measuring stick on fame possibilities, and no one ranks up at the top like Flasch186. Welcome to the team, star.

02-11-2004, 11:05 PM	#337
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	okay its time to make another pick here. I guess I got skipped for being tardy. Time to make pick number 9. This member has had problems in the past. He is actually hated by several people, which is all more the reason to draft him. Maybe one day he will be allowed to return to this board, but until that day, he can play for my team. Im sure many of you will not agree with this pick, but im going for it anyways. We choose Wignasty. This completes our wigfecta and will bring the brotherly duo back into the spotlight. __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

02-11-2004, 11:37 PM	#341
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	Coffee Warlord is still concerned about Coffee Warlord not getting Coffee Warlord's due.

02-11-2004, 11:40 PM	#342
Blade6119 Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona	can you say 9th round?...come on, sound it out... __________________ *Underachievement* The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower. *Despair* It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. *Demotivation* Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people. http://www.despair.com/viewall.html

02-11-2004, 11:42 PM	#344
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	For my final selection, I select JasonTobiasIV. Very weird. And very welcome to the club. Bring on the ice weasels. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

02-11-2004, 11:43 PM	#346
DolphinFan1 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Connecticut	If Coffee Warlord holds out I declare myself open to FA negotiations. __________________ GM of the Milwaukee Muscle Men of the ZFL. The 1st team in ZFL history to have a perfect losing season. I am on a quest to show that the Dolphins can win the Super Bowl. Or should I say Front Office Bowl, with FOF2K7. The revival of an old favorite, FOFC Wrestling Dynasty

02-11-2004, 11:44 PM	#347
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	3 picks left in our draft. 2 team owners currently present. Who will get drafted? Who will win? We are all DOOMED! __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

02-11-2004, 11:44 PM	#348
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Oooh, DF might be worth a free agent looksie. He's brings the strength of FOFC Wrestling with him... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

02-11-2004, 11:45 PM	#349
DolphinFan1 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Connecticut	Thanks Jeebs. Also don't forget the 1st team to have a winless season in the ZFL. __________________ GM of the Milwaukee Muscle Men of the ZFL. The 1st team in ZFL history to have a perfect losing season. I am on a quest to show that the Dolphins can win the Super Bowl. Or should I say Front Office Bowl, with FOF2K7. The revival of an old favorite, FOFC Wrestling Dynasty