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Old 07-27-2009, 02:34 PM   #3051
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Old 07-27-2009, 03:37 PM   #3052
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Old 07-27-2009, 03:39 PM   #3053
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Old 07-27-2009, 04:23 PM   #3054
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Old 07-27-2009, 04:23 PM   #3055
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Old 07-28-2009, 09:16 AM   #3056
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Old 07-28-2009, 09:25 AM   #3057
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Old 07-28-2009, 09:38 AM   #3058
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Old 07-28-2009, 09:43 AM   #3059
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Old 07-28-2009, 09:46 AM   #3060
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I don't get it.

Look at the country between Syria and Iran.
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Old 07-28-2009, 11:25 AM   #3061
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Old 07-28-2009, 11:55 AM   #3062
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Old 07-28-2009, 12:47 PM   #3063
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I don't get it.
Iran, Syria, Jordan and Israel don't really hover a few inches higher than all the other countries.
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Old 07-28-2009, 01:31 PM   #3064
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Iran, Syria, Jordan and Israel don't really hover a few inches higher than all the other countries.

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Old 07-28-2009, 01:45 PM   #3065
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Iran, Syria, Jordan and Israel don't really hover a few inches higher than all the other countries.

Bravo. I LOL'd.
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Old 07-29-2009, 09:27 AM   #3066
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I'm not a fan of Vince the Shamwow guy, but this is awesome...

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Old 07-30-2009, 01:10 AM   #3067
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Old 07-30-2009, 12:48 PM   #3068
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Old 07-30-2009, 01:17 PM   #3069
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Iran, Syria, Jordan and Israel don't really hover a few inches higher than all the other countries.

Oooh...yeah I dunno how I didn't notice that before.
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Old 08-02-2009, 09:50 AM   #3070
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Old 08-02-2009, 09:58 AM   #3071
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Not an image per se, but this is so freaking funny I have to share it.

More from yahoo answers:
http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf

Man, I can't stop laughing.
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Old 08-02-2009, 09:59 AM   #3072
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Old 08-02-2009, 11:02 AM   #3073
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Not an image per se, but this is so freaking funny I have to share it.

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http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf

Man, I can't stop laughing.

What a wise caveman. hahaha.
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Old 08-02-2009, 11:09 AM   #3074
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I wish there was a virtual nun just waiting to smack people on the internet when they use bad grammar (with a ruler, of course)

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Old 08-02-2009, 12:12 PM   #3075
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Not an image per se, but this is so freaking funny I have to share it.

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http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf

Man, I can't stop laughing.
I'm in tears over this. That's hilarious.
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Old 08-02-2009, 12:13 PM   #3076
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Old 08-02-2009, 12:15 PM   #3077
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As my wife said, well, it was witty

Seriously, tho, if you have to ask for an answer like that online, well, you get what you deserve

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Old 08-02-2009, 05:09 PM   #3078
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I heart this thread, great for morning humor.
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Old 08-03-2009, 01:01 AM   #3079
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Not an image per se, but this is so freaking funny I have to share it.

More from yahoo answers:
http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf

Man, I can't stop laughing.

i laughed so hard i teared up. and i have NO idea why
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Old 08-03-2009, 09:19 AM   #3080
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Old 08-03-2009, 10:00 AM   #3081
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I laugh every time I even THINK of that.
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Old 08-03-2009, 01:20 PM   #3082
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From an article containing some of our other favorite terrifying animal pictures - 7 Terrifying Giant Versions of Disgusting Critters | Cracked.com

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Old 08-03-2009, 03:05 PM   #3083
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Old 08-03-2009, 03:11 PM   #3084
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Not an image per se, but this is so freaking funny I have to share it.

More from yahoo answers:
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Man, I can't stop laughing.

I don't get it, but it makes me laugh.
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Old 08-03-2009, 03:15 PM   #3085
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Not much to get really, just making fun of the ridiculously poor sentence construction and spelling found in that post and relating it to caveman speech.
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Old 08-03-2009, 04:16 PM   #3086
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Old 08-03-2009, 04:21 PM   #3087
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Old 08-03-2009, 04:25 PM   #3088
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There's some photoshop going on in that pic:

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Old 08-03-2009, 05:02 PM   #3089
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There's some photoshop going on in that pic:

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And not in a good way. Why make a nice ass a chunky ass?
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Old 08-03-2009, 08:10 PM   #3090
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Agreed. The "enhanced" version is just gross.
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Old 08-03-2009, 08:23 PM   #3091
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Agreed. The "enhanced" version is just gross.

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Old 08-04-2009, 10:02 AM   #3092
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And not in a good way. Why make a nice ass a chunky ass?
HOW IS FLABBY FORMED?
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Old 08-04-2009, 10:12 AM   #3093
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HOW IS BABBY FORMED? HOW IS BABBY FORMED? HOW GIRL GET PRAGNENT?

I like the voice on the 2nd caveman. He sounds so... determined? lol. And then the tear. haha.
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Old 08-04-2009, 11:05 AM   #3094
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Old 08-04-2009, 11:08 AM   #3095
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Well thansk for that; those two eggs I ate this morning aren't sitting so well now.
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:59 PM   #3096
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I like the voice on the 2nd caveman. He sounds so... determined? lol. And then the tear. haha.

Did anyone else ever play Myth II? And did you think that was the same guy as did the voiceovers in that game?
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Old 08-05-2009, 06:00 AM   #3097
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Old 08-05-2009, 08:37 AM   #3098
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Where the heck is that from?
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Old 08-05-2009, 08:51 AM   #3099
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Well thansk for that; those two eggs I ate this morning aren't sitting so well now.
Mmmmm... cooking an omelette as we speak.
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Old 08-05-2009, 05:57 PM   #3100
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Hey, that top one of the ship is from my city!
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