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Pumpy Tudors · 04-23-2008, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

What are you trying to say about Ironhead (RIP)?!?

LOL

I had forgotten all about that.

Izulde · 04-23-2008, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

But how can you use one of those girly, froufy things and still call yourself a man?

Who needs a loofah?

JeeberD · 04-23-2008, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

I use the cheap puff balls.

Yes, those are the way to go...

Ksyrup · 04-23-2008, 02:34 PM

My Tender Canvas would be a great name for Pumpy's first album.

Fidatelo · 04-23-2008, 02:35 PM

Soap is always iffy. You should always wash off any pubes before you're done, but some people aren't very courteous. As Jeebs said, you can always rinse those off if you follow an inconsiderate SOB.

There is, however, a more pertinent issue. Lets say you follow Skid Mark Guy. And lets say skid mark guy is pretty liberal in his attempts at soaping away the mark zone. No way in hell does a quick rinse of the soap bar make that thing clean. You need to somehow remove a full layer of soap without touching it...

Ksyrup · 04-23-2008, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Fidatelo

You need to somehow remove a full layer of soap without touching it...

What, you don't have one of these hanging in your shower?

Dr. Sak · 04-23-2008, 02:37 PM

A potato peeler would suffice then.

Pumpy Tudors · 04-23-2008, 02:43 PM

JeeberD · 04-23-2008, 02:45 PM

THANK YOU! I couldn't find it after a quick search...

sachmo71 · 04-23-2008, 02:53 PM

this is a very popular thread.

Ksyrup · 04-23-2008, 03:19 PM

Whenever I see this thread title, I think of Peter Gabriel. Soaping up.

Thanks a lot.

rkmsuf · 04-24-2008, 07:57 AM

My pubes love soap. One or two always abandon ship to stick to it.

Pumpy Tudors · 04-24-2008, 09:03 AM

I knew my pubes were out of control when I tripped over them in the shower this morning. I busted up my shoulder pretty good, and I also dropped the white woman whose hair I was washing myself with. After she regained consciousness, she muttered something about grabbing her purse and roller skates and going back to Halifax.

I guess some of my relatives were right when they said I needed to find me a nice "sister" to wash my hair with.

Dr. Sak · 04-24-2008, 09:04 AM

Why not just braid them?

Pumpy Tudors · 04-24-2008, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

Why not just braid them?

OH BECAUSE I'M BLACK I'M SUPPOSED TO HAVE CORNROWS RIGHT? YEAH AND MY HUGE DICK IS GOING TO PLAY IN THE NBA AND BECOME A RAPPER HUH?

YOU HOMOPHOBIC RACIST. GO CLIMB INTO NOOP'S BED AND BRING SHORTY WITH YOU.

MikeVic · 04-24-2008, 09:09 AM

Halifax woman?

MJ4H · 04-24-2008, 09:09 AM

No seriously why not braid?

Pumpy Tudors · 04-24-2008, 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

Halifax woman?

Yeah. I don't even know why I used her hair. It's kinda short, so I had to hold on real tight while I rubbed her head all over my body.

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Originally Posted by MattJones4Heisman

No seriously why not braid?

YOU CAN GO JOIN THE ORGY IN NOOP'S BED TOO. WOO PIG SOOIE YOUR ASS

MikeVic · 04-24-2008, 09:13 AM

Short hair eh. Better not be who I'm thinking of.

Dr. Sak · 04-24-2008, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

OH BECAUSE I'M BLACK I'M SUPPOSED TO HAVE CORNROWS RIGHT? YEAH AND MY HUGE DICK IS GOING TO PLAY IN THE NBA AND BECOME A RAPPER HUH?

YOU HOMOPHOBIC RACIST. GO CLIMB INTO NOOP'S BED AND BRING SHORTY WITH YOU.

Well something about you has to have the black quality....because my the picture of you in my head is quite similar to the commercial where Hootie sings that country song for Burger King.

Pumpy Tudors · 04-24-2008, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

Short hair eh. Better not be who I'm thinking of.

she sucks a mean loofah lemme tell ya. i say, old chap, she reminds me of ye olde hose out near the terrace. after i rub her all about me body, i gently lay her upon the bonnet of me Miata and plow her until the sun rises in guam. sunday bloody sunday

Pumpy Tudors · 04-24-2008, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

Well something about you has to have the black quality....because my the picture of you in my head is quite similar to the commercial where Hootie sings that country song for Burger King.

Welp, I just made an appointment at the pube salon. If that's what it takes to get street cred, that's what I'll do.

rkmsuf · 04-24-2008, 09:18 AM

get a tatoo of a penis on your forehead

that's street cred

MikeVic · 04-24-2008, 09:19 AM

Pumpy Tudors, I demand satisfaction.

Pumpy Tudors · 04-24-2008, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

Pumpy Tudors, I demand satisfaction.

That's what SHE said!

oho!

MikeVic · 04-24-2008, 09:23 AM

I am done.

M GO BLUE!!! · 04-24-2008, 09:29 AM

Six pages of posts in one day? Damn impressive!

I was walking down the street in Harlem behind a young lady with amazing legs who was wearing fishnets. I noticed every guy she passed had the same look on his face, like he was in amazement. Then I got to one guy who had a different look... more of a "Hello there. Want to ___?" He didn't seem to notice the display passing by either. I was the display. Ewww.

Pumpy Tudors · 04-24-2008, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by M GO BLUE!!!

I was walking down the street in Harlem behind a young lady with amazing legs who was wearing fishnets. I noticed every guy she passed had the same look on his face, like he was in amazement. Then I got to one guy who had a different look... more of a "Hello there. Want to ___?" He didn't seem to notice the display passing by either. I was the display. Ewww.

He was probably attracted to your fishnets.

Galaxy · 04-24-2008, 09:32 AM

I feel like I'm in a bad episode of Seinfeld.

rkmsuf · 04-24-2008, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Galaxy

I feel like I'm in a bad episode of Seinfeld.

Pipe down Feldman.

MikeVic · 04-24-2008, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Galaxy

I feel like I'm in a bad episode of Seinfeld.

That's an oxymoron. Well, maybe the Kathy Griffin eps.

Pumpy Tudors · 04-24-2008, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

That's an oxymoron. Well, maybe the Kathy Griffin eps.

WHAT YOU SAY

Dr. Sak · 04-24-2008, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

WHAT YOU SAY

I think what he is trying to say is that Kathy Griffin use to be a dude...therefore by the associative property...would not be allowed in Noop's bed, but maybe allowed in Shorty's. I haven't completed the integration yet.

Autumn · 04-24-2008, 11:55 AM

It doesn't really matter what he does with your "bodywash" and "sprays" because you've already been outed, via having "bodywash" and "sprays" and not being married.

Autumn · 04-24-2008, 11:58 AM

Shit, when I opened this thing there was only onepage of comments. Talk about out of sync.

Kodos · 04-24-2008, 12:12 PM

Ralphie Wiggums voice: "What's an oxymormon?"

rkmsuf · 04-24-2008, 01:06 PM

Is it gay for your roommate to borrow your Miata?

Ksyrup · 04-24-2008, 01:12 PM

No friend of mine is allowed in my car. If they need to go where I will be, they can take the bus.

MikeVic · 04-24-2008, 01:14 PM

I agree with Ksyrup. What if they fart in your seat? Then the next time someone sits in it, the smell will be released again. I don't want to risk some horrible smelling crap.

And if they have bad BO?

Dr. Sak · 04-24-2008, 01:19 PM

Don't forget...everytime you smell someone else's (or your own for that matter) fart, fecal matter gets stuck in your nose hairs.

rkmsuf · 04-24-2008, 01:19 PM

probably in your ear hairs too which could impare your hearing

MikeVic · 04-24-2008, 01:20 PM

Yeah every time you listen to a fart, fecal matter gets stuck to your ear hairs.

Dr. Sak · 04-24-2008, 01:22 PM

While the fart travels up, I bet fecal matter gets stuck in your pubes too. Which gets on the soap.

rkmsuf · 04-24-2008, 01:23 PM

Ever think about how many pubes are all over the place. I mean there would figure to be pubes just about everywhere. Thus fecal matter as well.

MikeVic · 04-24-2008, 01:26 PM

Next time you use a bar of soap with pubes on it, just think about someone taking a dump on it beforehand.

Lorena · 04-24-2008, 04:18 PM

Sickos.. all of you

MikeVic · 04-24-2008, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

Sickos.. all of you

Which part?

Eaglesfan27 · 04-24-2008, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

Which part?

The pubes.

I needed a good laugh and this thread has provided quite a few.

Lorena · 04-24-2008, 07:47 PM

Instead of removing the pubic hairs, leave them on and use the soap as a gentle facial scrub.

MikeVic · 04-24-2008, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

Instead of removing the pubic hairs, leave them on and use the soap as a gentle facial scrub.

That's sick. Way to make the thread cross over the sicko line!

04-23-2008, 02:34 PM	#254
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	My Tender Canvas would be a great name for Pumpy's first album. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

04-23-2008, 02:35 PM	#255
Fidatelo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB	Soap is always iffy. You should always wash off any pubes before you're done, but some people aren't very courteous. As Jeebs said, you can always rinse those off if you follow an inconsiderate SOB. There is, however, a more pertinent issue. Lets say you follow Skid Mark Guy. And lets say skid mark guy is pretty liberal in his attempts at soaping away the mark zone. No way in hell does a quick rinse of the soap bar make that thing clean. You need to somehow remove a full layer of soap without touching it... __________________ "Breakfast? Breakfast schmekfast, look at the score for God's sake. It's only the second period and I'm winning 12-2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, the Whale, they only beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime."

04-23-2008, 02:43 PM	#258
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	__________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

04-23-2008, 02:45 PM	#259
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	THANK YOU! I couldn't find it after a quick search... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

04-23-2008, 03:19 PM	#261
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Whenever I see this thread title, I think of Peter Gabriel. Soaping up. Thanks a lot. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

04-23-2008, 02:37 PM	#257
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	A potato peeler would suffice then.

04-23-2008, 02:53 PM	#260
sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	this is a very popular thread.

04-24-2008, 07:57 AM	#262
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	My pubes love soap. One or two always abandon ship to stick to it. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

04-24-2008, 09:03 AM	#263
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I knew my pubes were out of control when I tripped over them in the shower this morning. I busted up my shoulder pretty good, and I also dropped the white woman whose hair I was washing myself with. After she regained consciousness, she muttered something about grabbing her purse and roller skates and going back to Halifax. I guess some of my relatives were right when they said I needed to find me a nice "sister" to wash my hair with. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

04-24-2008, 09:04 AM	#264
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	Why not just braid them?

04-24-2008, 09:09 AM	#266
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Halifax woman?

04-24-2008, 09:09 AM	#267
MJ4H Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hog Country	No seriously why not braid? __________________ My YouTube channel My Twitch channel My Sharona

04-24-2008, 09:13 AM	#269
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Short hair eh. Better not be who I'm thinking of.

04-24-2008, 09:18 AM	#273
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	get a tatoo of a penis on your forehead that's street cred __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

04-24-2008, 09:19 AM	#274
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Pumpy Tudors, I demand satisfaction.

04-24-2008, 09:23 AM	#276
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	I am done.

04-24-2008, 09:29 AM	#277
M GO BLUE!!! Pro Starter Join Date: Sep 2005	Six pages of posts in one day? Damn impressive! I was walking down the street in Harlem behind a young lady with amazing legs who was wearing fishnets. I noticed every guy she passed had the same look on his face, like he was in amazement. Then I got to one guy who had a different look... more of a "Hello there. Want to ___?" He didn't seem to notice the display passing by either. I was the display. Ewww.

04-24-2008, 09:32 AM	#279
Galaxy Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2005	I feel like I'm in a bad episode of Seinfeld.

04-24-2008, 11:55 AM	#284
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	It doesn't really matter what he does with your "bodywash" and "sprays" because you've already been outed, via having "bodywash" and "sprays" and not being married.

04-24-2008, 11:58 AM	#285
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	Shit, when I opened this thing there was only onepage of comments. Talk about out of sync.

04-24-2008, 12:12 PM	#286
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	Ralphie Wiggums voice: "What's an oxymormon?" __________________ Author of The Bill Gates Challenge, as well as other groundbreaking dynasties. Last edited by Kodos : 04-24-2008 at 12:13 PM.

04-24-2008, 01:06 PM	#287
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Is it gay for your roommate to borrow your Miata? __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

04-24-2008, 01:12 PM	#288
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	No friend of mine is allowed in my car. If they need to go where I will be, they can take the bus. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

04-24-2008, 01:14 PM	#289
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	I agree with Ksyrup. What if they fart in your seat? Then the next time someone sits in it, the smell will be released again. I don't want to risk some horrible smelling crap. And if they have bad BO?

04-24-2008, 01:19 PM	#290
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	Don't forget...everytime you smell someone else's (or your own for that matter) fart, fecal matter gets stuck in your nose hairs.

04-24-2008, 01:19 PM	#291
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	probably in your ear hairs too which could impare your hearing __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

04-24-2008, 01:20 PM	#292
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Yeah every time you listen to a fart, fecal matter gets stuck to your ear hairs.

04-24-2008, 01:22 PM	#293
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	While the fart travels up, I bet fecal matter gets stuck in your pubes too. Which gets on the soap.

04-24-2008, 01:23 PM	#294
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Ever think about how many pubes are all over the place. I mean there would figure to be pubes just about everywhere. Thus fecal matter as well. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

04-24-2008, 01:26 PM	#295
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Next time you use a bar of soap with pubes on it, just think about someone taking a dump on it beforehand.

04-24-2008, 04:18 PM	#296
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	Sickos.. all of you

04-24-2008, 07:47 PM	#299
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	Instead of removing the pubic hairs, leave them on and use the soap as a gentle facial scrub. Last edited by Lorena : 04-24-2008 at 07:48 PM.

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