Eliminate the F***ing Elitists! (game) - Page 6

Chubby · 04-14-2004, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SirFozzie

Gather all the votes you can. And pray they are enough.

Ok Saddam...

sterlingice · 04-14-2004, 04:49 PM

Attack May 01

SI

JHandley · 04-14-2004, 05:44 PM

Defend

JeeberD · 04-14-2004, 05:48 PM

Attack Oct '03

Vince · 04-14-2004, 05:58 PM

Seriously though...I wish I had seen this yesterday. I seem to have missed out on all the fun of the last two days.

ARGH. One measley post, and our nation was eliminated. I blame Shorty for this mess.

EDIT - Digamma, you are an evil being, and I will devote my entire 1/10th of a vote towards destroying the puny nation that is Sept. '01

Vince · 04-14-2004, 06:02 PM

Dola - For team October '00, Attack September '01.

My 1/10th a point comes from the nation formerly known as August, '01.

bhlloy · 04-14-2004, 06:10 PM

Nov 2003 - Defend

digamma · 04-14-2004, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vince

Seriously though...I wish I had seen this yesterday. I seem to have missed out on all the fun of the last two days.

ARGH. One measley post, and our nation was eliminated. I blame Shorty for this mess.

EDIT - Digamma, you are an evil being, and I will devote my entire 1/10th of a vote towards destroying the puny nation that is Sept. '01

I'm just trying to tread water here.

digamma · 04-14-2004, 06:18 PM

Attack July 2001

Poli · 04-14-2004, 06:33 PM

Attack. May 2001.

kingfc22 · 04-14-2004, 06:44 PM

attack Dec. 03

AnalBumCover · 04-14-2004, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Attack Oct '03

Ditto. Attack Oct 03.

Vince · 04-14-2004, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digamma

I'm just trying to tread water here.

Sadly, you treaded water in the wrong direction. Not only did you arouse my ire, but put yourself within striking distance of the monstrosity that is October, '00.

For shame.

digamma · 04-14-2004, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vince

Sadly, you treaded water in the wrong direction. Not only did you arouse my ire, but put yourself within striking distance of the monstrosity that is October, '00.

For shame.

Actually, I was already within striking distance of them. I went your way to get away from them. Nevertheless, with their numbers, my demise is inevitable.

Poli · 04-14-2004, 07:22 PM

The Borg is coming. You will be assimilated.

klayman · 04-14-2004, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digamma

Nevertheless, with their numbers, my demise is inevitable.

With our numbers, everybody's demise is inevitable

Blade6119 · 04-14-2004, 09:07 PM

attack jan 2001

Tellistto · 04-14-2004, 09:51 PM

Attack May 2001

Tasan · 04-14-2004, 09:59 PM

Attack Mar '02!

Sorry for the mixup there

thealmighty · 04-14-2004, 10:41 PM

Since I am too lazy to read all these posts since yesterday...

Defend

TredWel · 04-14-2004, 10:54 PM

Defend ... for now.

HornedFrog Purple · 04-14-2004, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

Wow. Well, now that my homeland is in shambles.

I attack November 2000.

Run Forest Run!

Defend June 2002.

Buzzbee go attack somebody. They aren't moving my fat butt.

KWhit · 04-14-2004, 11:07 PM

Defend!

mckerney · 04-15-2004, 12:05 AM

Defend

Masked · 04-15-2004, 12:09 AM

Attack Aug 2002

Vince · 04-15-2004, 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digamma

Actually, I was already within striking distance of them. I went your way to get away from them. Nevertheless, with their numbers, my demise is inevitable.

Ah, I was not aware. I still can't be happy that you annihilated my colony.

Coffee Warlord · 04-15-2004, 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HornedFrog Purple

Run Forest Run!

There will be no running anymore.

The Coffee Warlord has requested asylum within the mighty borders of the Fucking Elitists, and will provide military intelligence on all Enemies of the Empire.

You shall all fall, and one day my kingdom will be reborn, from the ashes of the destruction of all others.

mckerney · 04-15-2004, 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

There will be no running anymore.

The Coffee Warlord has requested asylum within the mighty borders of the Fucking Elitists, and will provide military intelligence on all Enemies of the Empire.

You shall all fall, and one day my kingdom will be reborn, from the ashes of the destruction of all others.

Intelligence, eh?

wade moore · 04-15-2004, 03:11 AM

attack Ar 02

wade moore · 04-15-2004, 03:16 AM

dola...

We're in trouble...

fantastic flying froggies · 04-15-2004, 03:20 AM

OK, I guess I'll follow my leaders and

Attack Oct 03

I'm not quite sure why though...

SirFozzie · 04-15-2004, 09:13 AM

Can't wait for the update

WSUCougar · 04-15-2004, 09:41 AM

Turn #2 is over.

It'll take me awhile to sort through all of the SirFozzie/Chubby propaganda.

SirFozzie · 04-15-2004, 09:44 AM

Too bad, no Chubby around. I can't wait till he sees the result of today, if my preliminary calculations are correct.

*snickers*

Buzzbee · 04-15-2004, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HornedFrog Purple

Run Forest Run!

Defend June 2002.

Buzzbee go attack somebody. They aren't moving my fat butt.

Ooops! Sorry HFP. I was busy doing IHOF testing and forgot about this.

Oh, by the way...be vewy vewy qui-et. We'we hunting wabbits.

SirFozzie · 04-15-2004, 11:46 AM

Come on, Cougar! 2 hours?

(kidding, take your time)

WSUCougar · 04-15-2004, 11:46 AM

Turn #2 Results:

Oct00 conquered Nov00’s block (9-1) and Sep01 (1.1-1). Their attack on Nov01 was repelled (1-1).

Nov00 lost their block to Oct00, but conquered Dec00 (2-0).

Dec00 was conquered by Nov00 (2-0).

Jan01 conquered Jan02 (1-0).

Feb01 assisted Mar01 in conquering Mar02’s block.

Mar01 lost their block to Mar02, but in turn took Mar02’s block with help from Feb01.

May01 was conquered by Apr02 (with help from Jun01).

Jun01 assisted May01 in conquering Apr02, but was conquered by Jul01.

Jul01 repelled Sep01 (1-1), and conquered Jun01 (1-0).

Sep01 was conquered by Oct00. Their attack on Jul01 was repelled (1-1).

Nov01 repelled Oct00.

Jan02 was conquered by Jan01 (1-0).

Mar02 lost their block but took Mar01’s block.

Apr02 conquered May01, but lost its other blocks to Jun02

Jun02 grabbed Apr02’s blocks.

Aug02 was conquered by Sep02 (1-0).

Sep02 conquered Aug02 (1-0).

Nov02 conquered Oct03 (3-0).

Mar03 conquered Apr03 (1-0).

Apr 03 was conquered by Mar03 (1-0).

Oct03 was conquered by Nov02 (3-0).

Nov03 conquered Dec03 (2-0).

Dec03 was conquered by Nov03 (2-0).

All others months were not involved in battle.

									Oct-00	Oct-00	Oct-00
Jan-01	Mar-02	Mar-02	Jun-02	Apr-02	Jul-01	Jul-01	Oct-00	Oct-00	Oct-00	Nov-01	Nov-00
Jan-01	Feb-01	Mar-01	Jun-02	Jun-02	Jun-02	Jul-02	Sep-02	Sep-02	Nov-02	Nov-03	Dec-02
Jan-03	Feb-03	Mar-03	Mar-03	May-03	Jun-03	Jun-03	Aug-03	Sep-03	Nov-02	Nov-03	Nov-03
Jan-04	Feb-04	Mar-04	Apr-04

Turn #3 begins NOW.

JAG · 04-15-2004, 11:48 AM

All people NOT in Oct00:

It's clear if any of us want a fair chance to win this thing, we have to band together against Oct00. If we fight amongst ourselves, they'll pick us off easily one by one as there's no group even close to as large as them. At least if we band together against them, we have a fair chance of one of the little guys winning.

KevinNU7 · 04-15-2004, 11:50 AM

DEFEND

Some of us don't have the ability to attack them

JAG · 04-15-2004, 11:53 AM

Right, but if everyone in Nov00, Nov01, Nov02, Jul01, and Sep02 attacks Oct00 (and maybe some kind assistance from the mercenaries), we may have enough people to get through their hordes.

digamma · 04-15-2004, 11:53 AM

This tenth of a point is going to attach October 2000 on behalf of November 2000.

SirFozzie · 04-15-2004, 11:54 AM

From Oct00NN:

"Tanks are rolling into the city of Nov00 as we speak. Operation "November Freedom" seems to have been a roaring success as the Nov00 forces have not offered any resistance. But the city is strangely quiet, as if it was deserted.."

(picture fuzzes out and is replaced by a video of SirFozzie)

"Ha Ha! STOOPID October 2000! We're laughing at you! You promised you were going to take us out. Poor Silly October 2000 people with egg on their faces.. You missed, you babbling buffoons! We're still here! Twice you tried to kill the ideals of November 2000, and twice you failed. YOU ARE FAILURES! You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn.. wait, that's too small for October 2000 accuracy. You couldn't hit the broad side of your mothers! Come get us! HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

(picture fuzzes out and returns to the picture of a shocked Oct00NN anchor)

"It looks like that October 2000 has failed to take out their prime enemies. What effect this will have on the war effort back home will be seen!"

Subby · 04-15-2004, 11:55 AM

November 2000 is our biggest threat right now.

ATTACK NOVEMBER 2000!!!

gstelmack · 04-15-2004, 11:55 AM

Defend

WSUCougar · 04-15-2004, 11:56 AM

Just a reminder for the mercs. Be sure to indicate both:

(a) the team you are fighting for this turn, and
(b) your target

SirFozzie · 04-15-2004, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subby

November 2000 is our biggest threat right now.

ATTACK NOVEMBER 2000!!!

Why? You'll only miss again....

:P

primelord · 04-15-2004, 11:57 AM

Attack November 2000

JAG · 04-15-2004, 11:58 AM

Subby, you are fortunate that most of the Nov00 crowd slept this past turn. But the hordes will come to save us. You cannot hope to overthrow us.

SirFozzie · 04-15-2004, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by primelord

Attack November 2000

It's fun and easy to lead you around by the nose, doncha know...

Subby · 04-15-2004, 11:59 AM

Should mercs that join October 2000 die during battle, they will quickly ascend to heaven enjoy the fruits of 100 virgins.

So October 2000 mercs have that going for them, which is nice.

04-14-2004, 04:49 PM	#252
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Attack May 01 SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!" Last edited by sterlingice : 04-14-2004 at 06:50 PM.

04-14-2004, 05:48 PM	#254
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Attack Oct '03 __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

04-14-2004, 05:58 PM	#255
Vince Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Willow Glen, CA	Seriously though...I wish I had seen this yesterday. I seem to have missed out on all the fun of the last two days. ARGH. One measley post, and our nation was eliminated. I blame Shorty for this mess. EDIT - Digamma, you are an evil being, and I will devote my entire 1/10th of a vote towards destroying the puny nation that is Sept. '01 __________________ Every time a Dodger scores a run, an angel has its wings ripped off by a demon, and is forced to tearfully beg the demon to cauterize the wounds.The demon will refuse, and the sobbing angel will lie in a puddle of angel blood and feathers for eternity, wondering why the Dodgers are allowed to score runs.That’s not me talking: that’s science. McCoveyChronicles.com. Last edited by Vince : 04-14-2004 at 06:00 PM.

04-14-2004, 06:02 PM	#256
Vince Pro Starter Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Willow Glen, CA	Dola - For team October '00, Attack September '01. My 1/10th a point comes from the nation formerly known as August, '01. __________________ Every time a Dodger scores a run, an angel has its wings ripped off by a demon, and is forced to tearfully beg the demon to cauterize the wounds.The demon will refuse, and the sobbing angel will lie in a puddle of angel blood and feathers for eternity, wondering why the Dodgers are allowed to score runs.That’s not me talking: that’s science. McCoveyChronicles.com.

04-14-2004, 06:33 PM	#260
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	Attack. May 2001. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

04-14-2004, 05:44 PM	#253
JHandley High School Varsity Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Seattle	Defend

04-14-2004, 06:10 PM	#257
bhlloy Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003	Nov 2003 - Defend

04-14-2004, 06:18 PM	#259
digamma Torchbearer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: On Lake Harriet	Attack July 2001

04-14-2004, 06:44 PM	#261
kingfc22 Head Coach Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Morgan Hill, CA	attack Dec. 03 __________________ Fan of SF Giants, 49ers, Sharks, Arsenal Last edited by kingfc22 : 04-14-2004 at 06:52 PM.

04-14-2004, 07:22 PM	#265
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	The Borg is coming. You will be assimilated. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

04-14-2004, 09:07 PM	#267
Blade6119 Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona	attack jan 2001 __________________ *Underachievement* The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower. *Despair* It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. *Demotivation* Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people. http://www.despair.com/viewall.html

04-14-2004, 09:51 PM	#268
Tellistto College Prospect Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Whitman, MA	Attack May 2001

04-14-2004, 09:59 PM	#269
Tasan College Starter Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houston, or there about	Attack Mar '02! Sorry for the mixup there __________________ 2011 Golden Scribes winner for best Interactive Dynasty Last edited by Tasan : 04-14-2004 at 10:02 PM.

04-14-2004, 10:41 PM	#270
thealmighty Pro Starter Join Date: May 2003 Location: heaven	Since I am too lazy to read all these posts since yesterday... Defend __________________ Check out The Unofficial FOFC Movie Guide Here

04-14-2004, 10:54 PM	#271
TredWel High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Old Forge, PA	Defend ... for now. __________________ There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people...religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin. - Linus Van Pelt

04-14-2004, 11:07 PM	#273
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Defend!

04-15-2004, 12:05 AM	#274
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Defend

04-15-2004, 12:09 AM	#275
Masked College Starter Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Bay Area	Attack Aug 2002

04-15-2004, 03:11 AM	#279
wade moore lolzcat Join Date: May 2001 Location: williamsburg, va	attack Ar 02 Last edited by wade moore : 04-15-2004 at 05:23 PM. Reason: changed my mind

04-15-2004, 03:16 AM	#280
wade moore lolzcat Join Date: May 2001 Location: williamsburg, va	dola... We're in trouble...

04-15-2004, 03:20 AM	#281
fantastic flying froggies Pro Rookie Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Sunny South of France	OK, I guess I'll follow my leaders and Attack Oct 03 I'm not quite sure why though... __________________ Detroit Vampires (CFL) : Ve 're coming for your blood! Camargue Flamingos (WOOF): pretty in Pink

04-15-2004, 09:13 AM	#282
SirFozzie Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: The State of Insanity	Can't wait for the update __________________ Check out Foz's New Video Game Site, An 8-bit Mind in an 8GB world! http://an8bitmind.com

04-15-2004, 09:41 AM	#283
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Turn #2 is over. It'll take me awhile to sort through all of the SirFozzie/Chubby propaganda. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

04-15-2004, 09:44 AM	#284
SirFozzie Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: The State of Insanity	Too bad, no Chubby around. I can't wait till he sees the result of today, if my preliminary calculations are correct. snickers __________________ Check out Foz's New Video Game Site, An 8-bit Mind in an 8GB world! http://an8bitmind.com

04-15-2004, 11:46 AM	#286
SirFozzie Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: The State of Insanity	Come on, Cougar! 2 hours? (kidding, take your time) __________________ Check out Foz's New Video Game Site, An 8-bit Mind in an 8GB world! http://an8bitmind.com

04-15-2004, 11:48 AM	#288
JAG Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: St. Paul, MN	All people NOT in Oct00: It's clear if any of us want a fair chance to win this thing, we have to band together against Oct00. If we fight amongst ourselves, they'll pick us off easily one by one as there's no group even close to as large as them. At least if we band together against them, we have a fair chance of one of the little guys winning. Last edited by JAG : 04-16-2004 at 09:13 AM.

04-15-2004, 11:50 AM	#289
KevinNU7 College Starter Join Date: May 2003 Location: Beantown	DEFEND Some of us don't have the ability to attack them __________________ Boston Bashers - III.14 - (8347)

04-15-2004, 11:53 AM	#290
JAG Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: St. Paul, MN	Right, but if everyone in Nov00, Nov01, Nov02, Jul01, and Sep02 attacks Oct00 (and maybe some kind assistance from the mercenaries), we may have enough people to get through their hordes.

04-15-2004, 11:53 AM	#291
digamma Torchbearer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: On Lake Harriet	This tenth of a point is going to attach October 2000 on behalf of November 2000.

04-15-2004, 11:54 AM	#292
SirFozzie Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: The State of Insanity	From Oct00NN: "Tanks are rolling into the city of Nov00 as we speak. Operation "November Freedom" seems to have been a roaring success as the Nov00 forces have not offered any resistance. But the city is strangely quiet, as if it was deserted.." (picture fuzzes out and is replaced by a video of SirFozzie) "Ha Ha! STOOPID October 2000! We're laughing at you! You promised you were going to take us out. Poor Silly October 2000 people with egg on their faces.. You missed, you babbling buffoons! We're still here! Twice you tried to kill the ideals of November 2000, and twice you failed. YOU ARE FAILURES! You couldn't hit the broad side of a barn.. wait, that's too small for October 2000 accuracy. You couldn't hit the broad side of your mothers! Come get us! HA HA HA HA HA HA!" (picture fuzzes out and returns to the picture of a shocked Oct00NN anchor) "It looks like that October 2000 has failed to take out their prime enemies. What effect this will have on the war effort back home will be seen!" __________________ Check out Foz's New Video Game Site, An 8-bit Mind in an 8GB world! http://an8bitmind.com

04-15-2004, 11:55 AM	#293
Subby lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: sans pants	November 2000 is our biggest threat right now. ATTACK NOVEMBER 2000!!!

04-15-2004, 11:55 AM	#294
gstelmack Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cary, NC	Defend __________________ -- Greg -- Author of various FOF utilities

04-15-2004, 11:56 AM	#295
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Just a reminder for the mercs. Be sure to indicate both: (a) the team you are fighting for this turn, and (b) your target __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

04-15-2004, 11:57 AM	#297
primelord Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000	Attack November 2000

04-15-2004, 11:58 AM	#298
JAG Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: St. Paul, MN	Subby, you are fortunate that most of the Nov00 crowd slept this past turn. But the hordes will come to save us. You cannot hope to overthrow us.