07-28-2004, 07:00 AM | #251 |
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Coffee Warlord comes up...he had that big double back in the 7th...but he falls behind in the count, and albionmoonlight nails down another K...
Here's Masked...with the RBI single to his credit...and HE goes down swinging, as the Elitist starter goes out with a flourish, striking out the side! We go to the bottom of the 9th, still 2-0.
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07-28-2004, 07:56 AM | #252 |
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Good Job.. Rally Monkey Time!
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07-28-2004, 12:32 PM | #253 | ||
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07-28-2004, 12:40 PM | #254 |
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Then we'll have something in common with the hattrickers, most of em have never scored in their life
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07-28-2004, 12:44 PM | #255 |
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Resistance is futile.
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07-28-2004, 12:46 PM | #256 |
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07-28-2004, 01:09 PM | #257 |
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*deep fries the rally monkey and serves it to the first 100 fans*
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07-28-2004, 01:12 PM | #258 |
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Poor Fritz...
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07-28-2004, 03:11 PM | #259 |
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C'mon, duckman. Just 3 more outs!
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07-28-2004, 03:38 PM | #260 |
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Finish it out Duckman!
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07-28-2004, 03:43 PM | #261 | ||
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07-28-2004, 05:05 PM | #262 |
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We need to place some type of friendly wager on this. If the hattrickers win, they have to at the very least sign up for a hattrick team.
If somehow we lose, we'll have to do something degrading...although nothing comes to mind.
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07-28-2004, 05:56 PM | #263 |
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Ugh, first we play in Chavez ravine, now you bring up the Rally Monkey. As a Giants fan, I'm going to have to swallow my pride for this series, I guess.
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07-28-2004, 06:50 PM | #264 |
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Go team. More Monkey. Less Strikeouts.
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07-28-2004, 07:31 PM | #265 |
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Chief Rum, did you want to pinch hit for Shorty (leading off)?
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07-28-2004, 09:46 PM | #266 |
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Take it to 'em, duckman...
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07-29-2004, 12:09 AM | #267 |
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The Elitists are going down!!!
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07-29-2004, 05:07 PM | #268 |
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Shorty bats.
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07-29-2004, 05:12 PM | #269 | ||
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Shorty, don't lean too close to the plate.
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07-29-2004, 07:16 PM | #270 |
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Smelling blood, duckman overpowers Shorty with three strikes for the K. One down in the 9th.
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07-29-2004, 07:55 PM | #272 |
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Hey now, Jack McDowell, they're supposed to be the a-hole Elitists. Then again, you're a ringer so it's all good
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07-29-2004, 07:57 PM | #273 |
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Judging by duckman's Join Date, the Elitists must have traded him away after last season and now he's out to show them it was a mistake. :P
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07-29-2004, 08:11 PM | #274 |
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Batting for Huckleberry, bearcat.
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07-29-2004, 08:17 PM | #275 |
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Looking for a little spark off the bench, Elitist manager Chief Rum calls on Bearcat729 to pinch hit...duckman stares the new opponent down, then fires...here's a drive to right...racing over is Masked...and he's GOT IT. Two down, and the Elitists are down to their last out.
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07-29-2004, 08:32 PM | #276 |
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Woot. Bring it on home duckman!!
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07-29-2004, 09:07 PM | #277 |
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gstelack, I think is next, and I am fine to keep him in.
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07-29-2004, 09:47 PM | #278 |
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Yes, here's gstelmack, a .269 hitter, batting for the first time...the count goes to 2-2...duckman's pitch is popped into left...this should be the ballgame...Ardent positions himself under it...and SQUEEZES IT!!! Game over, man, game over. A 2-0 win for the visitors!
The Hattrickers steal one in Chavez Ravine, going up 1-0 in the Series on an impressive 5-hit shut-out by duckman. Managers, post your rosters whenever you can.
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07-29-2004, 10:04 PM | #279 |
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Woo! Nice win guys. I'll have game 2's lineup posted later tonight after I dissect it a little. A couple of different guys (sorry, tk, not that you'd get offended but I'm gonna be using guys as the generic pronoun) will get some time. At least one off the top of my head but I haven't looked too indepth.
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07-29-2004, 11:25 PM | #281 |
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Woot! Stick it to 'em!
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07-30-2004, 01:18 AM | #282 |
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Hell yeah, great game duckman!
So, ummm, I was the offensive MVP, right?
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07-30-2004, 02:11 AM | #284 |
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07-30-2004, 02:55 AM | #286 |
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Elitists: Good at conquering the world, bad at scoring.
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07-30-2004, 03:42 AM | #287 |
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Hattrickers Game Two Lineup
We've got some issues since three starters are bad against lefties. The core of the lineup remains the same. Ardent, CW, and Masked will be in every game unless something goes horribly wrong. TP gets moved up to 2nd in the lineup since he's a pretty good hitter and a righty, to boot. I was tempted to take out Jeebs since he struggles against lefties, but I couldn't do it after he got the homer last game. Kingfc and YoSoySean get in their first games since both are good hitters and righties so they should do well against the lefties the next two days. I think we're putting out a better lineup than day 1 but a lot of that hinges on how poorly JeeberD and Katon do against lefties. Starting Lineup CF Katon (LH; OF) C TargetPractice6 (RH; C) LF ardent enthusiast (RH; OF) 1B Coffee Warlord (LH; 1B) RF Masked (RH; OF) 3B JeeberD (LH; 3B/OF-) 2B YoSoySean (RH; 2B/3B/SS) SS kingfc22 (RH; SS) P blade6119 Bench tucker rocky (LH; SS/3B-/2B-/1B-) bbor (LH; 1B/OF) hhiipp (LH; C) Mr. Wednesday (SW; OF) mckerney (RH; 2B/3B/SS) Raven Hawk (LH; 2B/3B-) SI
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07-30-2004, 07:49 AM | #288 |
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07-30-2004, 07:51 AM | #289 |
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Here's 5 bucks.
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07-30-2004, 07:53 AM | #290 |
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Actually, I was gonna have bbor perform SI's every sexual desire for him. Five bucks is way too much, dude...
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07-30-2004, 08:22 AM | #291 |
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I'll be rooting the team on from the bench,
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07-30-2004, 08:27 AM | #292 |
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Well, at least I got an at-bat. Stupid fly ball. Off to the batting cages...
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07-30-2004, 12:14 PM | #293 |
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WOOT!!!!!
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07-30-2004, 12:19 PM | #294 |
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Go Hattrickers! I feel a sweep coming!
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07-30-2004, 12:42 PM | #295 |
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Losing STINKS!
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07-30-2004, 11:22 PM | #296 |
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Going to make my series debut. Elitists beware!
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08-02-2004, 03:05 PM | #298 |
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After much consideration, here is the Elitist lineup for Game Two...
LF Swaggs CF MrBug 1B kcchief RF heybrad 3B Schmidty C Bearcat79 SS Shorty 2B Maple Leafs P bsak16 I made some changes in the hopes of injecting a little more offense into the lineup today. Rest assured, deposed starters are still my regular starters. Go Elitists! CR
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