FOFC Member Draft - Page 6

MJ4H · 02-09-2004, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

With the the 4th 1st pick of a round I have in which this is the 4th round, I select at 16th overall, 4th overall on my team and certainly not 4th overall in spirit, MattJones4Heisman.

No other man has made me coin a real man's name (Matt Jones) into a username that no one knows about except us at FOFC.

Me, for example: Dude, Matt Jones For Heisman is a pimp.
Friends: Huh?
Me: Uhh yeah, I think he might win the Heisman.

In fact, I am a pimp. This is not widely known. Also I have several ninja throwing stars hidden strategically near my head and neck for easy access.

vex · 02-09-2004, 10:22 AM

Pick me! Pick me!

Blade6119 · 02-09-2004, 10:25 AM

And have them be put into positions then maybe a vote for who has the best line-up?

John Galt · 02-09-2004, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Airhog

Pick number 5 for me, and pick number 22 in the draft. Quite a few egos have yet to be stroked. And I have no intention of stroking The Afoci's ego. I refuse to act like a golden llama. There are just so many juicy picks out there this is going to be a tough one. And I do have one of the most star studded teams out there.

This person needs no introduction, a man of class and great stature. He strove to play the devils advocate, which is quite fitting, given his status as a lawyer. Some people hate him, and some people really hate him. That is why we are very happy to select as our next pick...

John Galt

The man who's last name sounds like a medical condition. We hope he can do many things for our organization of secret ninja's

I'm honored . . . except I was picked after Hornsmaniac?!?!

Airhog · 02-09-2004, 10:34 AM

I know, its a travesty that you were not drafted earlier. I am sure anyone would feel that way being drafted after horns. But just think, the next person I draft can say, I was drafted after hornsmaniac and John Galt?!?!?!?! Kinda puts things in perspective don't you think?

mckerney · 02-09-2004, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

How much you wanna bet that HerRealName is also mckerney...

I'll go all in against you on that one.

JeeberD · 02-09-2004, 01:57 PM

With the fifth pick in the fifth round, Team JeeberD selects...

Senator

He's a fellow Texas, he has government goons available at his call, and he wrote a book. Senator is a steal of a pick in the fifth round...

Schmidty · 02-09-2004, 02:14 PM

Why does this thread remind me of a giant circle jerk?

Franklinnoble · 02-09-2004, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

Why does this thread remind me of a giant circle jerk?

Were you always left out of the circle jerk, too?

Schmidty · 02-09-2004, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

Were you always left out of the circle jerk, too?

No, I was the cook.

korme · 02-09-2004, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by wade moore

hmmm... i know i'm in trouble to be picked when i haven't posted in almost a year, lost 2,000 posts, and the person running this i've never even heard of!

WE HAVE A WADE MOORE SIGHTING!!!

The Afoci · 02-09-2004, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Schmidty

No, I was the cook.

Something about a yard of cock.

korme · 02-09-2004, 02:23 PM

Somehow Neuqua got omitted from my team in the current list.

Schmidty, you get to sit next to me during the next circle budddy

Noop · 02-09-2004, 02:44 PM

Damn it man The Afoci what the hell happened? Cant you work one of your backroom deals to get me on a squad?

wig · 02-09-2004, 02:47 PM

noop?

The Afoci · 02-09-2004, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

Damn it man The Afoci what the hell happened? Cant you work one of your backroom deals to get me on a squad?

I am doing my best. I guess your $50 price tag has many teams thinking you as used goods. Your mention of a cast has lead to some problems with people think you are still a year or two from being fully recovered. Draft Noop, you will get The Herd free!

korme · 02-09-2004, 03:08 PM

With our team's 6th selection, Shorty3281 & Co. select:

Ksyrup

His ability to work the song quote game with me is unmatched. Speaking of which, that needs a bump K-dogg.

TargetPractice6 · 02-09-2004, 03:16 PM

Blade, you rule... sort of.

illinifan999 · 02-09-2004, 03:20 PM

He just wants his player on the U-20 team TP.

Poli · 02-09-2004, 04:50 PM

With my 6th round selection, I select Solecismic.

Blade6119 · 02-09-2004, 09:43 PM

I will select Godzilla Blitz. I dont believe there is a board member who has not already signed up for X-Com, and hm running this dyansty alone and winning best dyansty ever award is quite enough to warrant this pick. Im thrilled he fell this far.

Franklinnoble · 02-09-2004, 09:54 PM

Solecismic is the steal of the draft, no question.

So who's gonna tell Jim he didn't get drafted until the middle of the 6th round?

Poli · 02-09-2004, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

Solecismic is the steal of the draft, no question.

So who's gonna tell Jim he didn't get drafted until the middle of the 6th round?

Thank you.

Blade6119 · 02-09-2004, 10:06 PM

but its like that stud player going to the cardinals...you know the team is soo bad it wont make a difference

Airhog · 02-09-2004, 10:34 PM

hmm, now its my turn to make some heads turn. I have some ideas, some legends of FOFC that have yet to be called upon.

Our next pick needs little introduction, much like most of my other high profile picks, this man is a perfect fit for my squad.

We select WigNifty in the sixth round of the draft. A great playmaker, who just needs a little polish here and there.

JeeberD · 02-10-2004, 12:24 AM

Anrhy-Bucc-Adoodoo

mckerney · 02-10-2004, 12:55 AM

Mark McGwire is still on the draft board.

The Afoci · 02-10-2004, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by mckerney

Mark McGwire is still on the draft board.

Time to turn you in again. Poopiehead.

CamEdwards · 02-10-2004, 08:15 AM

Jeeber, I'm both shocked and disappointed that I haven't made your list. I really don't want to end up playing in FOFC Europe... or Arena FOFC.

The Afoci · 02-10-2004, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by CamEdwards

Jeeber, I'm both shocked and disappointed that I haven't made your list. I really don't want to end up playing in FOFC Europe... or Arena FOFC.

Normally I would say something about getting a better agent, but the league is trying to force me out. I guess I am just too good...

Blade6119 · 02-10-2004, 08:50 AM

oh where art thou o shorty?

revrew · 02-10-2004, 09:16 AM

Clearly a contest between Airhog and JeeberD at this point. Though I think Airhog going with Horns and wig might hurt his popularity ratings among female fans.

Still, adding GB to QS means Blade is coming up fast. One more steal like that, and Blade may overtake the leaders.

Airhog · 02-10-2004, 09:37 AM

just wait until you see my last 4 picks

GoldenEagle · 02-10-2004, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Blade6119

oh where art thou o shorty?

Shorty is at high school.

korme · 02-10-2004, 01:30 PM

At school, bretheren.

Shorty selects Alan T.

korme · 02-10-2004, 01:31 PM

And revrew get out of here brother, mine were all top of the line picks, any other pick by any other player is simply a reach at this point.

cartman · 02-10-2004, 01:45 PM

So, I didn't get picked until the 3rd round in the cartoon character draft, and I'm not even on Mel Kiper's (or Mel Kiper's Hair) draft board. What is this world coming to? Beefcake... BEEFCAKE!!!

Blade6119 · 02-10-2004, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by GoldenEagle

Shorty is at high school.

I was too, but i found time to post..i was at highschool to o brother

JeeberD · 02-10-2004, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by CamEdwards

Jeeber, I'm both shocked and disappointed that I haven't made your list. I really don't want to end up playing in FOFC Europe... or Arena FOFC.

Wait your turn, Cameron. Wait your turn...

Poli · 02-10-2004, 05:17 PM

With my 7th round selection, I choose CamEdwards.

GoldenEagle · 02-10-2004, 07:15 PM

I think ardent's 2nd round pick was a compensation pick. Punkin saw that ardent picked a young, cute female for his first pick and demanded that she be picked 2nd. I would be willing to wager that ardent registered the name and everything.

Poli · 02-10-2004, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by GoldenEagle

I think ardent's 2nd round pick was a compensation pick. Punkin saw that ardent picked a young, cute female for his first pick and demanded that she be picked 2nd. I would be willing to wager that ardent registered the name and everything.

While not entirely accurate, that's as close as one can humanly get.

Airhog · 02-11-2004, 09:57 AM

Your on the clock blade

CamEdwards · 02-11-2004, 09:59 AM

seventh round.. man, what a bust.

Poli · 02-11-2004, 11:09 AM

I have been instructed to draft for Blade6119, who is currently in class.

Blade6119 drafts sabotai.

Fonzie · 02-11-2004, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by CamEdwards

seventh round.. man, what a bust.

Just wait 'til you get to training camp. Then we'll see just how big your bust is.

Er...I meant...we'll see how big of a bust you are. Yeah. That's really what I meant. 'Cuz, you know, I'm really not all that interested in the manboobs.

Really, I'm not.

Airhog · 02-11-2004, 11:31 AM

Okay here we go once again, time to pick another high profile poster to fill our roster.... There are really a few great players left in this draft. Today I make another stunning, shocking pick.

Being drafted in the 7th round and the 33rd pick of the draft. I select none other then....

Hell Atlantic

Here's hoping he drops by to humiliate me

Franklinnoble · 02-11-2004, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by CamEdwards

seventh round.. man, what a bust.

You've got great breakout potential. I hear your volatility is high.

Poli · 02-11-2004, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

You've got great breakout potential. I hear your volatility is high.

It is. That's why I took him. I envision Cam as my QOTF.

Quote of the Future.

I mean, Quarterback of the Future.

mckerney · 02-11-2004, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by CamEdwards

seventh round.. man, what a bust.

I know how it feels. I wasn't picked for a second time until the 4th round.

02-09-2004, 10:25 AM	#253
Blade6119 Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona	And have them be put into positions then maybe a vote for who has the best line-up? __________________ *Underachievement* The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower. *Despair* It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. *Demotivation* Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people. http://www.despair.com/viewall.html

02-09-2004, 10:34 AM	#255
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	I know, its a travesty that you were not drafted earlier. I am sure anyone would feel that way being drafted after horns. But just think, the next person I draft can say, I was drafted after hornsmaniac and John Galt?!?!?!?! Kinda puts things in perspective don't you think? __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

02-09-2004, 01:57 PM	#257
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	With the fifth pick in the fifth round, Team JeeberD selects... Senator He's a fellow Texas, he has government goons available at his call, and he wrote a book. Senator is a steal of a pick in the fifth round... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

02-09-2004, 02:14 PM	#258
Schmidty Coordinator Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Early, TX	Why does this thread remind me of a giant circle jerk? __________________ Just beat the devil out of it!!! - Bob Ross

02-09-2004, 02:44 PM	#264
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Miami	Damn it man The Afoci what the hell happened? Cant you work one of your backroom deals to get me on a squad? __________________ Subby's favorite woman hater.

02-09-2004, 10:22 AM	#252
vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	Pick me! Pick me!

02-09-2004, 02:23 PM	#263
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Somehow Neuqua got omitted from my team in the current list. Schmidty, you get to sit next to me during the next circle budddy

02-09-2004, 02:47 PM	#265
wig Banned Join Date: Jan 2004	noop?

02-09-2004, 03:08 PM	#267
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	With our team's 6th selection, Shorty3281 & Co. select: Ksyrup His ability to work the song quote game with me is unmatched. Speaking of which, that needs a bump K-dogg.

02-09-2004, 03:16 PM	#268
TargetPractice6 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Lexington, KY	Blade, you rule... sort of.

02-09-2004, 03:20 PM	#269
illinifan999 Pro Rookie Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: VA	He just wants his player on the U-20 team TP. __________________ Chicago Eagles 2 time ZFL champions We're "rebuilding"

02-09-2004, 04:50 PM	#270
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	With my 6th round selection, I select Solecismic. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum. Last edited by Poli : 02-09-2004 at 10:44 PM.

02-09-2004, 09:43 PM	#271
Blade6119 Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona	I will select Godzilla Blitz. I dont believe there is a board member who has not already signed up for X-Com, and hm running this dyansty alone and winning best dyansty ever award is quite enough to warrant this pick. Im thrilled he fell this far. __________________ *Underachievement* The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower. *Despair* It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. *Demotivation* Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people. http://www.despair.com/viewall.html

02-09-2004, 09:54 PM	#272
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	Solecismic is the steal of the draft, no question. So who's gonna tell Jim he didn't get drafted until the middle of the 6th round?

02-09-2004, 10:06 PM	#274
Blade6119 Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona	but its like that stud player going to the cardinals...you know the team is soo bad it wont make a difference __________________ *Underachievement* The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower. *Despair* It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. *Demotivation* Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people. http://www.despair.com/viewall.html

02-09-2004, 10:34 PM	#275
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	hmm, now its my turn to make some heads turn. I have some ideas, some legends of FOFC that have yet to be called upon. Our next pick needs little introduction, much like most of my other high profile picks, this man is a perfect fit for my squad. We select WigNifty in the sixth round of the draft. A great playmaker, who just needs a little polish here and there. __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

02-10-2004, 12:24 AM	#276
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Anrhy-Bucc-Adoodoo __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

02-10-2004, 12:55 AM	#277
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Mark McGwire is still on the draft board.

02-10-2004, 08:15 AM	#279
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	Jeeber, I'm both shocked and disappointed that I haven't made your list. I really don't want to end up playing in FOFC Europe... or Arena FOFC. __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

02-10-2004, 08:50 AM	#281
Blade6119 Coordinator Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Scottsdale, Arizona	oh where art thou o shorty? __________________ *Underachievement* The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower. *Despair* It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. *Demotivation* Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people. http://www.despair.com/viewall.html

02-10-2004, 09:16 AM	#282
revrew Team Chaplain Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Just outside Des Moines, IA	Clearly a contest between Airhog and JeeberD at this point. Though I think Airhog going with Horns and wig might hurt his popularity ratings among female fans. Still, adding GB to QS means Blade is coming up fast. One more steal like that, and Blade may overtake the leaders. __________________ Winner of 6 FOFC Scribe Awards, including 3 Gold Scribes Founder of the ZFL, 2004 Golden Scribe Dynasty of the Year Now bringing The Des Moines Dragons back to life, and the joke's on YOU, NFL! I came to the Crossroad. I took it. And that has made all the difference.

02-10-2004, 09:37 AM	#283
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	just wait until you see my last 4 picks __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

02-10-2004, 01:30 PM	#285
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	At school, bretheren. Shorty selects Alan T.

02-10-2004, 01:31 PM	#286
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	And revrew get out of here brother, mine were all top of the line picks, any other pick by any other player is simply a reach at this point.

02-10-2004, 01:45 PM	#287
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	So, I didn't get picked until the 3rd round in the cartoon character draft, and I'm not even on Mel Kiper's (or Mel Kiper's Hair) draft board. What is this world coming to? Beefcake... BEEFCAKE!!! __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

02-10-2004, 05:17 PM	#290
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	With my 7th round selection, I choose CamEdwards. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

02-10-2004, 07:15 PM	#291
GoldenEagle Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Little Rock, AR	I think ardent's 2nd round pick was a compensation pick. Punkin saw that ardent picked a young, cute female for his first pick and demanded that she be picked 2nd. I would be willing to wager that ardent registered the name and everything.

02-11-2004, 09:57 AM	#293
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	Your on the clock blade __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

02-11-2004, 09:59 AM	#294
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	seventh round.. man, what a bust. __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

02-11-2004, 11:09 AM	#295
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	I have been instructed to draft for Blade6119, who is currently in class. Blade6119 drafts sabotai. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

02-11-2004, 11:31 AM	#297
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	Okay here we go once again, time to pick another high profile poster to fill our roster.... There are really a few great players left in this draft. Today I make another stunning, shocking pick. Being drafted in the 7th round and the 33rd pick of the draft. I select none other then.... Hell Atlantic Here's hoping he drops by to humiliate me __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

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