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Old 02-09-2004, 09:20 AM   #251
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With the the 4th 1st pick of a round I have in which this is the 4th round, I select at 16th overall, 4th overall on my team and certainly not 4th overall in spirit, MattJones4Heisman.

No other man has made me coin a real man's name (Matt Jones) into a username that no one knows about except us at FOFC.

Me, for example: Dude, Matt Jones For Heisman is a pimp.
Friends: Huh?
Me: Uhh yeah, I think he might win the Heisman.

In fact, I am a pimp. This is not widely known. Also I have several ninja throwing stars hidden strategically near my head and neck for easy access.
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Old 02-09-2004, 10:22 AM   #252
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Old 02-09-2004, 10:25 AM   #253
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And have them be put into positions then maybe a vote for who has the best line-up?
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Old 02-09-2004, 10:26 AM   #254
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Pick number 5 for me, and pick number 22 in the draft. Quite a few egos have yet to be stroked. And I have no intention of stroking The Afoci's ego. I refuse to act like a golden llama. There are just so many juicy picks out there this is going to be a tough one. And I do have one of the most star studded teams out there.

This person needs no introduction, a man of class and great stature. He strove to play the devils advocate, which is quite fitting, given his status as a lawyer. Some people hate him, and some people really hate him. That is why we are very happy to select as our next pick...

John Galt

The man who's last name sounds like a medical condition. We hope he can do many things for our organization of secret ninja's

I'm honored . . . except I was picked after Hornsmaniac?!?!
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Old 02-09-2004, 10:34 AM   #255
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I know, its a travesty that you were not drafted earlier. I am sure anyone would feel that way being drafted after horns. But just think, the next person I draft can say, I was drafted after hornsmaniac and John Galt?!?!?!?! Kinda puts things in perspective don't you think?
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Old 02-09-2004, 11:40 AM   #256
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How much you wanna bet that HerRealName is also mckerney...


I'll go all in against you on that one.
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Old 02-09-2004, 01:57 PM   #257
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With the fifth pick in the fifth round, Team JeeberD selects...

Senator

He's a fellow Texas, he has government goons available at his call, and he wrote a book. Senator is a steal of a pick in the fifth round...
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Old 02-09-2004, 02:14 PM   #258
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Why does this thread remind me of a giant circle jerk?
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Old 02-09-2004, 02:16 PM   #259
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Why does this thread remind me of a giant circle jerk?

Were you always left out of the circle jerk, too?
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Old 02-09-2004, 02:20 PM   #260
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Were you always left out of the circle jerk, too?

No, I was the cook.
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Old 02-09-2004, 02:20 PM   #261
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hmmm... i know i'm in trouble to be picked when i haven't posted in almost a year, lost 2,000 posts, and the person running this i've never even heard of!

WE HAVE A WADE MOORE SIGHTING!!!
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Old 02-09-2004, 02:21 PM   #262
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No, I was the cook.

Something about a yard of cock.
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Old 02-09-2004, 02:23 PM   #263
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Somehow Neuqua got omitted from my team in the current list.

Schmidty, you get to sit next to me during the next circle budddy
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Old 02-09-2004, 02:44 PM   #264
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Damn it man The Afoci what the hell happened? Cant you work one of your backroom deals to get me on a squad?
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Old 02-09-2004, 02:47 PM   #265
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Old 02-09-2004, 02:49 PM   #266
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Damn it man The Afoci what the hell happened? Cant you work one of your backroom deals to get me on a squad?

I am doing my best. I guess your $50 price tag has many teams thinking you as used goods. Your mention of a cast has lead to some problems with people think you are still a year or two from being fully recovered. Draft Noop, you will get The Herd free!
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Old 02-09-2004, 03:08 PM   #267
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With our team's 6th selection, Shorty3281 & Co. select:

Ksyrup

His ability to work the song quote game with me is unmatched. Speaking of which, that needs a bump K-dogg.
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Old 02-09-2004, 03:16 PM   #268
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Blade, you rule... sort of.
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Old 02-09-2004, 03:20 PM   #269
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He just wants his player on the U-20 team TP.
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Old 02-09-2004, 04:50 PM   #270
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With my 6th round selection, I select Solecismic.
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Old 02-09-2004, 09:43 PM   #271
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I will select Godzilla Blitz. I dont believe there is a board member who has not already signed up for X-Com, and hm running this dyansty alone and winning best dyansty ever award is quite enough to warrant this pick. Im thrilled he fell this far.
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Old 02-09-2004, 09:54 PM   #272
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Solecismic is the steal of the draft, no question.

So who's gonna tell Jim he didn't get drafted until the middle of the 6th round?
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Old 02-09-2004, 10:04 PM   #273
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Solecismic is the steal of the draft, no question.

So who's gonna tell Jim he didn't get drafted until the middle of the 6th round?


Thank you.
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Old 02-09-2004, 10:06 PM   #274
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but its like that stud player going to the cardinals...you know the team is soo bad it wont make a difference
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Old 02-09-2004, 10:34 PM   #275
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hmm, now its my turn to make some heads turn. I have some ideas, some legends of FOFC that have yet to be called upon.

Our next pick needs little introduction, much like most of my other high profile picks, this man is a perfect fit for my squad.


We select WigNifty in the sixth round of the draft. A great playmaker, who just needs a little polish here and there.
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Old 02-10-2004, 12:24 AM   #276
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Old 02-10-2004, 12:55 AM   #277
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Mark McGwire is still on the draft board.
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Old 02-10-2004, 08:11 AM   #278
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Mark McGwire is still on the draft board.

Time to turn you in again. Poopiehead.
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Old 02-10-2004, 08:15 AM   #279
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Jeeber, I'm both shocked and disappointed that I haven't made your list. I really don't want to end up playing in FOFC Europe... or Arena FOFC.
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Old 02-10-2004, 08:23 AM   #280
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Jeeber, I'm both shocked and disappointed that I haven't made your list. I really don't want to end up playing in FOFC Europe... or Arena FOFC.

Normally I would say something about getting a better agent, but the league is trying to force me out. I guess I am just too good...
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Old 02-10-2004, 08:50 AM   #281
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oh where art thou o shorty?
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Old 02-10-2004, 09:16 AM   #282
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Clearly a contest between Airhog and JeeberD at this point. Though I think Airhog going with Horns and wig might hurt his popularity ratings among female fans.

Still, adding GB to QS means Blade is coming up fast. One more steal like that, and Blade may overtake the leaders.
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Old 02-10-2004, 09:37 AM   #283
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just wait until you see my last 4 picks
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Old 02-10-2004, 12:04 PM   #284
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oh where art thou o shorty?

Shorty is at high school.
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Old 02-10-2004, 01:30 PM   #285
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At school, bretheren.

Shorty selects Alan T.
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Old 02-10-2004, 01:31 PM   #286
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And revrew get out of here brother, mine were all top of the line picks, any other pick by any other player is simply a reach at this point.
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Old 02-10-2004, 01:45 PM   #287
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So, I didn't get picked until the 3rd round in the cartoon character draft, and I'm not even on Mel Kiper's (or Mel Kiper's Hair) draft board. What is this world coming to? Beefcake... BEEFCAKE!!!
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Old 02-10-2004, 04:03 PM   #288
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Shorty is at high school.

I was too, but i found time to post..i was at highschool to o brother
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Old 02-10-2004, 04:28 PM   #289
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Jeeber, I'm both shocked and disappointed that I haven't made your list. I really don't want to end up playing in FOFC Europe... or Arena FOFC.

Wait your turn, Cameron. Wait your turn...
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Old 02-10-2004, 05:17 PM   #290
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With my 7th round selection, I choose CamEdwards.
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Old 02-10-2004, 07:15 PM   #291
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I think ardent's 2nd round pick was a compensation pick. Punkin saw that ardent picked a young, cute female for his first pick and demanded that she be picked 2nd. I would be willing to wager that ardent registered the name and everything.
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Old 02-10-2004, 07:17 PM   #292
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I think ardent's 2nd round pick was a compensation pick. Punkin saw that ardent picked a young, cute female for his first pick and demanded that she be picked 2nd. I would be willing to wager that ardent registered the name and everything.


While not entirely accurate, that's as close as one can humanly get.
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Old 02-11-2004, 09:57 AM   #293
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Your on the clock blade
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Old 02-11-2004, 09:59 AM   #294
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seventh round.. man, what a bust.
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Old 02-11-2004, 11:09 AM   #295
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I have been instructed to draft for Blade6119, who is currently in class.

Blade6119 drafts sabotai.
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Old 02-11-2004, 11:16 AM   #296
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seventh round.. man, what a bust.

Just wait 'til you get to training camp. Then we'll see just how big your bust is.

Er...I meant...we'll see how big of a bust you are. Yeah. That's really what I meant. 'Cuz, you know, I'm really not all that interested in the manboobs.

Really, I'm not.
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Old 02-11-2004, 11:31 AM   #297
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Okay here we go once again, time to pick another high profile poster to fill our roster.... There are really a few great players left in this draft. Today I make another stunning, shocking pick.

Being drafted in the 7th round and the 33rd pick of the draft. I select none other then....

Hell Atlantic


Here's hoping he drops by to humiliate me
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Old 02-11-2004, 11:34 AM   #298
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seventh round.. man, what a bust.

You've got great breakout potential. I hear your volatility is high.
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Old 02-11-2004, 11:38 AM   #299
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You've got great breakout potential. I hear your volatility is high.


It is. That's why I took him. I envision Cam as my QOTF.

Quote of the Future.

I mean, Quarterback of the Future.
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Old 02-11-2004, 12:19 PM   #300
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seventh round.. man, what a bust.

I know how it feels. I wasn't picked for a second time until the 4th round.
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