12-12-2011, 05:34 AM | #251 |
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So who's turn is it to milk Kate Upton?
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12-12-2011, 09:09 AM | #252 |
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12-12-2011, 12:19 PM | #253 |
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i still have no idea who this bitch is
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12-12-2011, 12:37 PM | #254 |
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12-12-2011, 12:41 PM | #255 |
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12-12-2011, 12:43 PM | #257 |
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She is someone whose food processor I would gladly repair.
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12-12-2011, 12:50 PM | #258 |
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I think if Autumn's picture above had been posted first, we'd have a different set of results. I know that was the one that removed any little doubt I had about my vote, but I found it in Google Images.
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12-12-2011, 01:09 PM | #259 | |
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12-12-2011, 01:11 PM | #260 | |
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If that was the only picture I had to vote on her, I would have most definitely voted not, her face does nothing for me, and that picture seals it for me. |
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12-12-2011, 01:18 PM | #261 |
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They're probably right. The bad pictures would have come out anyway as most don't vote RIGHT away until they see a lot of material.
Might have gotten a FEW more impulse votes. |
12-12-2011, 01:31 PM | #262 |
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12-12-2011, 01:33 PM | #263 |
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Nice boobs. Borderline butterface.
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12-12-2011, 01:37 PM | #264 |
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Someone gets it. I'm sorry the body is just one factor in hotness. |
12-12-2011, 01:42 PM | #265 |
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That's why I voted no. Great body, not so much above the neck.
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12-12-2011, 01:47 PM | #266 |
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dis bitch is chocolate.
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12-12-2011, 01:53 PM | #267 |
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In most of the pics I've seen, yeah. But the videos push it to Hot for me (mainly because she looks more like herself in the videos rather than the posed/photoshopped/"caught with a stupid look on her face for a fraction of a second" pics) |
12-12-2011, 01:56 PM | #268 |
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Which is what I tried to explain way back in the beginning. Most of her modeling stuff she's made up to look younger than she really does. It's not like that Pablo Coyote chick whose eyebrows go with her everywhere.
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12-12-2011, 02:25 PM | #269 |
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12-12-2011, 10:40 PM | #270 |
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I think you guys are getting confused. This is a buttaface.
This is not. |
12-12-2011, 10:47 PM | #271 |
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Never thought she was hot... |
12-12-2011, 10:57 PM | #272 |
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For 99% of the women posted in the hot or not polls... how I vote.
Hot : I'd staple my balls to a 2x4 to do her. Not Hot : I'd do her.
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by that measure, she's still hot in my book
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12-13-2011, 02:39 PM | #275 |
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I now have 48 people whose opinions on the hotness of women I will regard with much skepticism.
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12-13-2011, 03:02 PM | #277 | |
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To be fair, you had a string of nos that defied earthly reality. I'm all for people voting how they want, but...you've often made it sound like your standards were forged by a life surrounded magical calves of hotness. |
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12-13-2011, 03:25 PM | #279 |
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You're kidding right? I mean I get that it's all subjective and personal opinion...but I would like to think there are certain things we can all agree on as commonly hot, and I really would have presumed this was one of them.
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It's like our relationship is based on nothing more than a shared awareness of a football text sim. I'm disheartened.
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12-13-2011, 03:28 PM | #281 |
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This is what I was talking about. The first pic is very good. She is hot in that pic. The second pic that Dan posted is very very bad. Not hot in that pic. Which is why given the option, I would choose use 1 or 2 videos for determination over dozens of photos. EDIT: If someone posted these two pics and I wasn't given a name to go with them, I'd assume they were two different women. That's how off the one pic is from the other. Last edited by sabotai : 12-13-2011 at 03:30 PM. |
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12-13-2011, 03:36 PM | #283 |
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She is a model, she is paid to look good in every picture. Hell I'd even expect 80% of the pictures. The problem is, she doesn't.
I'm not saying there is an objective line that determines this but with a subjective choice like this when I add up everything I see, even the pictures where she looks good, it balances out to below my opinions for hot. |
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The videos have done nothing to sway me, in fact the one of her doing the dougie or whatever the fuck it was made her even less attractive to me. |
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12-13-2011, 03:39 PM | #285 |
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Any better? |
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12-13-2011, 04:09 PM | #289 |
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So now we have the people who claim "I have the right to a different viewpoint that she isn't hot" trying to explain the reasons why she is not hot. Got it.
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I actually though it was pretty obvious that she wasn't hot, but I can understand why others would think she is. I also don't like Angelina Jolie. |
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12-13-2011, 04:28 PM | #291 |
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She's got a cute face, but, the disproportionate fake tits and her flat body, loses her several points. Since there's only hot or not hot to chose from, I have to put her in the not hot category. She's not ugly, but, her cons outweigh her pros.
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Na, I was just making a joke. Anyway, just means more Kate Mara for me. And it's funny you wrote Kata Mara, I kept typing that out over and over again too. |
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12-13-2011, 05:07 PM | #295 |
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If they didn't bulge so far outwards, they wouldn't look as fake as they do and for their size and non saggyness...well, only a hands on test could confirm if they are store bought or not.
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12-13-2011, 05:15 PM | #297 |
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No way those are fake.
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12-13-2011, 05:19 PM | #298 |
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They look fake. If they are not fake, they look very unappealing. So they are two things: They are fake and unappealing or they are real and unappealing. Either way, they are completely disproportionate or it's just the fact that she has no other curves that enhance the appearance of enhancement and unappealingness.
But like I said, she's not ugly, she just has disproportionate body parts that knock her below the 'hot' level in my opinion. As a matter of fact, she's quite cute and I'd be more than happy to let her play with my lightsaber.
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