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Old 07-01-2009, 01:27 PM   #2851
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Old 07-01-2009, 01:29 PM   #2852
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Old 07-01-2009, 01:44 PM   #2853
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Man I hope he can't reproduce now.
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Old 07-01-2009, 01:59 PM   #2854
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With most of those fail-type videos, I can at least tell what the person was trying/hoping to do--however ill-conceived their idea.

With this one? No idea. It is clear that the guy did not want his nuts to explode. But I am not sure what he thought would happen instead.
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Old 07-01-2009, 02:01 PM   #2855
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Somebody else watches AOTS...
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Old 07-01-2009, 02:29 PM   #2856
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With most of those fail-type videos, I can at least tell what the person was trying/hoping to do--however ill-conceived their idea.

With this one? No idea. It is clear that the guy did not want his nuts to explode. But I am not sure what he thought would happen instead.
The question I always have is, are both the fail idiots and the camera operators completely stupid? In how many cases do the people operating the cameras know that the act won't end well, and they go along with it anyway just for the enjoyment of filming the stupidity and the opportunity to share the stupidity with the world?
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Old 07-01-2009, 02:32 PM   #2857
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Somebody else watches AOTS...

Got this off another site. What is AOTS?
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Old 07-01-2009, 02:36 PM   #2858
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Got this off another site. What is AOTS?

attack of the show on G4. I don't watch all the time or anything but have caught it a few times in the last week and this video was on their top 5 the other day
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Old 07-01-2009, 05:48 PM   #2859
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Old 07-01-2009, 06:20 PM   #2860
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Foul - you need to provide names so we can do exhaustive internet searches for more pictures of these two...
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Old 07-01-2009, 06:25 PM   #2861
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Trust me...I've looked....I can't find a name on either of them. I'm hoping somebody can find their names.

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Old 07-01-2009, 06:28 PM   #2862
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the one on the right anyway
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Old 07-01-2009, 06:43 PM   #2863
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The one on the right looks like Jordan Capri (NSFW).
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Old 07-01-2009, 06:52 PM   #2864
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Pretty sad when a NAME is NSFW.
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Old 07-01-2009, 06:56 PM   #2865
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The one on the right looks like Jordan Capri (NSFW).

That is who I thought of when I first saw the picture.
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Old 07-01-2009, 10:03 PM   #2866
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I grabbed the image from Steve Czaban's website as it was the pic of the day. However, I missed the show today so I'm not sure if they mentioned who the two girls were or not.
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Old 07-01-2009, 10:35 PM   #2867
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I think the guess is correct. A little searching and I managed to find that those were the bibs for the men's teams at the World Championships a few years ago. The women had different sponsors. (Thank you for posting that picture and allowing to me to waste the last several minutes of my life finding that out.)
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Old 07-02-2009, 11:50 AM   #2868
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Old 07-02-2009, 11:53 AM   #2869
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Old 07-02-2009, 11:55 AM   #2870
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You're all perverts. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to get my "special" towel.
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Old 07-02-2009, 11:58 AM   #2871
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The one on the right looks like Jordan Capri (NSFW).

omg, it is! Was this some amateur porn photo shoot? Or is she doing some sort of athlete thing?? I knew the face looked familiar. Good job.
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Old 07-02-2009, 12:00 PM   #2872
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omg, it is! Was this some amateur porn photo shoot? Or is she doing some sort of athlete thing?? I knew the face looked familiar. Good job.

I'd still like to know who the girl on the left is.
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Old 07-02-2009, 12:05 PM   #2873
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omg, it is! Was this some amateur porn photo shoot? Or is she doing some sort of athlete thing?? I knew the face looked familiar. Good job.

The one on the right looks like she's been photoshopped, both into the picture and into the track clothes.
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Old 07-02-2009, 12:07 PM   #2874
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You're all perverts. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to get my "special" towel.

I can't tell if you're referring to the dog or the cartoon.
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Old 07-02-2009, 12:10 PM   #2875
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I'd still like to know who the girl on the left is.

Taylor Little I believe is her name.
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Old 07-02-2009, 12:35 PM   #2876
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Taylor Little I believe is her name.

Whoops, we broke Google.
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Old 07-02-2009, 02:46 PM   #2877
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Old 07-02-2009, 04:27 PM   #2878
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Old 07-02-2009, 06:58 PM   #2879
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DUPLICATE!

Cut ISiddiqui some slack, he was originally going to post a Pooh-themed Joey Buttofuoco joke, but wanted to go with something only slightly more timely.
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Old 07-02-2009, 07:01 PM   #2880
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The one on the right looks like Jordan Capri (NSFW).

Good Lord. Unfortunately, I just looked her up. Guys that masturbate to that must have some kind of pre-teen fetish....
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Old 07-02-2009, 07:03 PM   #2881
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Dola.

No offense to anyone here who fits the description!!
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Old 07-02-2009, 07:35 PM   #2882
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Good Lord. Unfortunately, I just looked her up. Guys that masturbate to that must have some kind of pre-teen fetish....

Better than having an all-gay fetish like you apparently have.
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Old 07-02-2009, 07:39 PM   #2883
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Better than having an all-gay fetish like you apparently have.

Where'd that come from? Did I strike a nerve there?

Everyone knows that I like very curvy women.
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Old 07-02-2009, 07:44 PM   #2884
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Where'd that come from? Did I strike a nerve there?

Everyone knows that I like very curvy women.

Nah, just being a troll.

Cue Lathum in this thread to start whining about me again.
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Old 07-02-2009, 08:09 PM   #2885
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Good Lord. Unfortunately, I just looked her up. Guys that masturbate to that must have some kind of pre-teen fetish....

Having never heard of her, but now knowing, I do kinda regret posting it now.

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Old 07-02-2009, 09:58 PM   #2886
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Where'd that come from? Did I strike a nerve there?

Everyone knows that I like very curvy women.

I like curvy women too, but I find her pretty cute.
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Old 07-02-2009, 10:22 PM   #2887
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My poker dynasty over in the dynasty forum has some really cool images that would be welcome in this thread, but if you like curvy women, it might be worth visiting my dynasty . I like to keep my readers interested.
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Old 07-02-2009, 10:29 PM   #2888
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I like curvy women too, but I find her pretty cute.

But she has no breasts.
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Old 07-02-2009, 10:55 PM   #2889
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Where'd that come from? Did I strike a nerve there?

Everyone knows that I like very curvy women.

Hmmmm, you pretty much accuse someone being of being a pedophile,

And they react angrily?

Shocked I tell ya, so verily I am shocked.
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Old 07-02-2009, 11:03 PM   #2890
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Hmmmm, you pretty much accuse someone being of being a pedophile,

And they react angrily?

Shocked I tell ya, so verily I am shocked.

Yes. I was accusing people of being pedophiles, genius. I wasn't making a jest or anything.

Good Lord.
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Old 07-02-2009, 11:41 PM   #2891
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Old 07-03-2009, 01:22 AM   #2892
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I think Capri is pretty cute...just because she's smaller up top doesn't mean she brings nothing to the table.
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Old 07-03-2009, 01:35 AM   #2893
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Yikes. Hell of a place for the queen to pick to set up her hive.
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Old 07-03-2009, 01:43 AM   #2894
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It's only half loading for me...what is it attached to?
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Old 07-03-2009, 02:02 AM   #2895
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It's only half loading for me...what is it attached to?
The bees are inside a jacket. At least nobody's wearing the jacket at the time it's photographed there!
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Old 07-03-2009, 03:19 AM   #2896
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Too bad it's not a yellow jacket
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Old 07-03-2009, 09:49 AM   #2897
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This is what the bees look like outside of the jacket.

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Old 07-03-2009, 11:10 AM   #2898
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This is what the bees look like outside of the jacket.


::Checks the thread title. Checks the post. Checks the thread title.::
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Old 07-06-2009, 01:57 PM   #2899
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Old 07-07-2009, 03:53 PM   #2900
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