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Old 05-13-2009, 07:49 PM   #2601
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Old 05-13-2009, 08:41 PM   #2602
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Old 05-13-2009, 09:07 PM   #2603
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At least she got her mother's eyes.
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Old 05-13-2009, 09:08 PM   #2604
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ahhh thats wrong on so many different levels
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Old 05-13-2009, 09:10 PM   #2605
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At least she got her mother's eyes.



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Old 05-13-2009, 09:13 PM   #2606
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I am missing the joke.
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Old 05-13-2009, 09:20 PM   #2607
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I am missing the joke.

Me too. It's just a sad story, not funny. Good luck to the mom and kid.
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Old 05-13-2009, 10:37 PM   #2608
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At least she got her mother's eyes.

lmfao!
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Old 05-13-2009, 10:59 PM   #2609
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I am missing the joke.

If we put it in a .gif, perhaps you would understand.
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Old 05-13-2009, 11:14 PM   #2610
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It's funny because I don't know them.
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Old 05-13-2009, 11:47 PM   #2611
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Me too. It's just a sad story, not funny. Good luck to the mom and kid.

Agree with this.
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Old 05-14-2009, 01:27 AM   #2612
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I find it hilarious that it took her over a year to finally look for the father.
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Old 05-18-2009, 12:43 PM   #2613
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No, it's not a location shot for Primeval, just the arrival of statues to promote a new dinosaur exhibit at the Fernbank Museum in Atlanta.
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Old 05-18-2009, 02:46 PM   #2614
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This picture disturbs me, on a number of levels.


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Old 05-18-2009, 02:48 PM   #2615
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OK, wait, this one's up there, too.


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Old 05-18-2009, 02:53 PM   #2616
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Old 05-18-2009, 02:53 PM   #2617
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OK, wait, this one's up there, too.



So why are the accessories floating in the air?
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Old 05-18-2009, 02:53 PM   #2618
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Actually, someone else did, and these were a couple that they posted.
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Old 05-18-2009, 03:01 PM   #2619
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This picture disturbs me, on a number of levels.



Seriously. Where will product placement end???
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Old 05-18-2009, 03:05 PM   #2620
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Old 05-18-2009, 03:20 PM   #2621
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You just shattered my mind into a thousand pieces
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Old 05-18-2009, 03:44 PM   #2622
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The most disturbing thing is that they (particularly the dude on the right) looks like Kevin Kline in some out of place mid-80s comedy movie.
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Old 05-18-2009, 08:57 PM   #2623
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Old 05-18-2009, 10:47 PM   #2624
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fwiw - I'm not sure how I would feel about that one (since I can see the deleted post ). In the end, I think airing on the side of caution is the right choice on that one.

I don't see how it's any worse than Cam's asian volleyball pic at the top of this page, but since it's been deleted I guess it really doesn't matter...
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Old 05-19-2009, 12:05 AM   #2625
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So why are the accessories floating in the air?

More importantly... how did he get her?!
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Old 05-19-2009, 12:21 AM   #2626
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More importantly... how did he get her?!

She'd been looking for someone who matched with her shoes.
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Old 05-20-2009, 08:47 AM   #2627
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Old 05-20-2009, 08:52 AM   #2628
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Old 05-20-2009, 09:00 AM   #2629
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haha rules. I will still watch this movie 100% of the time I see it on.
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Old 05-20-2009, 11:09 AM   #2630
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NSFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 05-20-2009, 02:38 PM   #2631
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What movie is that from?
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Old 05-20-2009, 02:43 PM   #2632
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If you mean the one I quoted it's Encino Man.
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Old 05-20-2009, 03:02 PM   #2633
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The clip.
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Old 05-20-2009, 03:39 PM   #2634
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lol not sure if The Hulk image is SFW.
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Old 05-21-2009, 09:42 AM   #2635
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Old 05-21-2009, 09:44 AM   #2636
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Old 05-21-2009, 09:49 AM   #2637
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Ok, that's awesome.
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Old 05-21-2009, 11:34 AM   #2638
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Difficult to read because it's so small, but this is pretty damn funny...
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Old 05-21-2009, 11:36 AM   #2639
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That is awesome.
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Old 05-21-2009, 11:37 AM   #2640
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That is just phenomenal.
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Old 05-21-2009, 11:55 AM   #2641
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Dear god... I uhhh.. do that too.

(minus the sending it off/breeding part)
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Old 05-21-2009, 11:58 AM   #2642
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That's probably at least a decade old. But I love it.
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Old 05-21-2009, 12:16 PM   #2643
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That's probably at least a decade old. But I love it.

How could it be a decade old? It's dated '07.
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Old 05-21-2009, 12:28 PM   #2644
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That's an old viral email that's been reproduced on a forum.
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Old 05-21-2009, 12:30 PM   #2645
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I hadn't seen it before- I appreciate it

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Old 05-21-2009, 01:58 PM   #2646
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Oh yeah, its a good one, I chuckle every time I see it, because I have a friend that could have been that guy.
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Old 05-21-2009, 02:00 PM   #2647
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Old 05-21-2009, 02:25 PM   #2648
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Dear god... I uhhh.. do that too.

(minus the sending it off/breeding part)

for some odd reason, i think a lot of us do. couldn't even begin to explain why. mars candy company should develop a league for this.

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Old 05-21-2009, 03:02 PM   #2649
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Old 05-21-2009, 04:07 PM   #2650
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that's an awesome picture chinaski
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