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04-23-2008, 02:00 PM | #202 |
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Oh great the Izulde pic.
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Holy shit...
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04-23-2008, 02:01 PM | #205 |
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And I was mostly referring to the clothes borrowing/towel borrowing/soap using, etc...
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04-23-2008, 02:02 PM | #208 |
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04-23-2008, 02:02 PM | #209 | |
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Soap? Ergh that is nasty. What if his pubes are embedded in the soap? And you know that his towels are going to have pubes in them.
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04-23-2008, 02:04 PM | #210 | |
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Soap yea...but body wash clearly has a boundary. There is a container...most of the time it is plastic and impenetrable to pubes. And if closed properly, those nasty suckers aren't going to slip in that way. |
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04-23-2008, 02:04 PM | #211 |
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We talked about body wash. Soap though? Yuck. I've had to do that, and I felt dirty.
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04-23-2008, 02:04 PM | #212 |
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Soap is CLEAN. If there happens to be a pube attached to it (which there shouldn't be...that's an inconsiderate SOB who leaves them on) it'll be sanitized. And after taking a shower, people are clean. There shouldn't be anything nasty on their towels...
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04-23-2008, 02:05 PM | #213 |
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My pubes can get through a body wash container. I've actually had my pubes penetrate a SCUBA tank. IT'S TRUE I SAW IT ON TV
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04-23-2008, 02:06 PM | #214 |
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I've had pubes left on towels before.
So if you come across a bar of used soap that has 10 pubes sticking out. Some are light, some are dark... you'd use the soap happily? |
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Their pubes could be on their towels.
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04-23-2008, 02:07 PM | #216 | |
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Jeebs that's all well in good in theory. But how much do you trust your friends. I KNOW how well I wash myself. Sometimes I am in a hurry and I don't wash as good as when I have time. So what happens if you are the person after that quick shower you use the towel...not as clean as you thought! |
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04-23-2008, 02:07 PM | #217 | |
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Edit: Oh, you said "use."
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04-23-2008, 02:09 PM | #221 |
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Have I ever mentioned that my towel is made from pubes?
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04-23-2008, 02:09 PM | #222 |
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You don't mind touching another man's pubes?
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04-23-2008, 02:10 PM | #223 |
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04-23-2008, 02:10 PM | #224 |
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That explains it then.
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Actually, I haven't used a bar of soap in like four years...my wife (girlfriend at that point) made me stop for some reason. It was drying out my skin? I dunno...
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04-23-2008, 02:11 PM | #227 |
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I wouldn't grab the pubes. Grab the bar of soap by a couple of clean spots and then put it under some hot, running water. Good as new then...
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04-23-2008, 02:11 PM | #228 |
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Where's smurf. I think the smiling man got him.
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Yes. Irish Spring body wash...it's Irish-tastic!
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04-23-2008, 02:13 PM | #232 | |
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04-23-2008, 02:17 PM | #234 |
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Oh, and back to the original subject...back at Christmas time, I was shopping in the mall when some dude just came up and started talking to me. I was in the Cowboys Pro Shop, and he started talking about the Cowboys, which was cool, but he quickly moved on to asking my name and where I worked. And then he complimented my watch...which was really weird (I made sure to mention that my wife had given it to me). Then after having me cornered for about five minutes, he just said he had to go and left.
Very, VERY odd encounter.
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04-23-2008, 02:18 PM | #235 |
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I used to work in the French Quarter. I could top any story about some guy smiling or starting personal conversations. I won't do that because I'm a nice guy, though, and also because my therapist recommends repressing those memories.
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04-23-2008, 02:19 PM | #236 |
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Anyone else ever think that b sak is a little bit... suggestive?
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04-23-2008, 02:20 PM | #237 |
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(raises hand) Don't you have telemarketers to harass Last edited by Dr. Sak : 04-23-2008 at 02:21 PM. |
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I think this thread might be the place to announce that I want to change my username to "White Man's Burden" soon.
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04-23-2008, 02:24 PM | #239 |
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Just change it to Michael Bolton.
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04-23-2008, 02:25 PM | #240 |
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Seriously, I thought the whole bodywash thing was played out until I actually tried this stuff. A lot more convenient, cleansing and efficient than soap.
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04-23-2008, 02:26 PM | #241 |
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But how can you use one of those girly, froufy things and still call yourself a man?
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04-23-2008, 02:28 PM | #243 |
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I use the cheap puff balls.
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its called a loofa (i think), and they are bomb, easier to spread massive amounts of soap across your tender map
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04-23-2008, 02:29 PM | #245 |
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I use a white woman's hair.
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Kudos brings up a good point and this was a heated debate between myself and a few others at work. I was called a sissy because I used a puff ball/loofah but I said they were cleaner to use than using a wash rag and soap.
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its called a loofa (i think) and its easier to spread the soapy mess all over your canvas
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dola,
I hate having people in my room unless I know them really well or they're a hot female. It's nothing to do with sexuality, though. It's more of a primal territory and privacy sort of thing. Like, it makes me skittish when people touch my stuff. Conversely, I avoid going into people's rooms unless I know it's cool for me to be in there and while I'll look at people's stuff if I happen to be in there, simply because I'm of the philosophy that the things a person has in their room, their arrangement, etc, can be quite revealing about them, I don't touch their things as a general courtesy rule. As for the whole borrowing thing, I -hate- borrowing other people's things and will go to great lengths to avoid it. The one exception will be if it's something impersonal, like something in a bottle like shampoo or something.
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04-23-2008, 02:31 PM | #250 |
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haha, i thought the first time i posted it didn't send so i rewrote it. i like canvas better than map anyhow.
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