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Noop · 04-23-2008, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Just to offer some perspective...let's say noop was dealing with this situation:

Isn't he a member here? Izude I think...

MikeVic · 04-23-2008, 02:00 PM

Oh great the Izulde pic.

Dr. Sak · 04-23-2008, 02:01 PM

Holy shit...

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JACKSONVILLE, Fla. (AP) -- A driver is being treated at a Saint Johns County hospital after his truck overturned, spilling Jell-O snack packs all over I-95.

Police say the driver's truck flipped over this morning after it slammed into another truck. Individual packs of Jell-O splattered all over the highway, which caused a major traffic jam.

The driver was trapped inside the mangled truck, but was quickly rescued by police.

He was airlifted to the hospital and is being treated for non-life threatening injuries.

Police say no one else was hurt in the crash.

Would it have been ok for the driver to eat the jello off the road to survive?

MikeVic · 04-23-2008, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

If he wants to hang out alone with me in my room, that might be kind of weird. But if the rest of the place is loud and he wants to crash out (and can't make it home for some reason), I don't have a problem with that. He just better get the hell out ASAP when it's time for me to crash...

Now you understand.

JeeberD · 04-23-2008, 02:01 PM

And I was mostly referring to the clothes borrowing/towel borrowing/soap using, etc...

Noop · 04-23-2008, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

I was thinking this was mostly in good fun. Over-analyzing things for the sake of over-analyzing them.

I agree.

Dr. Sak · 04-23-2008, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

I was thinking this was mostly in good fun. Over-analyzing things for the sake of over-analyzing them.

Yeah but someone had to get their panties in a bunch.

MikeVic · 04-23-2008, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

Holy shit...

Would it have been ok for the driver to eat the jello off the road to survive?

Yeah if you're so hungry and there's no other food, you gotta reach out for one of teh jell-o packs.

Noop · 04-23-2008, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

And I was mostly referring to the clothes borrowing/towel borrowing/soap using, etc...

Soap? Ergh that is nasty. What if his pubes are embedded in the soap? And you know that his towels are going to have pubes in them.

Dr. Sak · 04-23-2008, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

Soap? Ergh that is nasty. What if his pubes are embedded in the soap? And you know that his towels are going to have pubes in them.

Soap yea...but body wash clearly has a boundary. There is a container...most of the time it is plastic and impenetrable to pubes. And if closed properly, those nasty suckers aren't going to slip in that way.

MikeVic · 04-23-2008, 02:04 PM

We talked about body wash. Soap though? Yuck. I've had to do that, and I felt dirty.

JeeberD · 04-23-2008, 02:04 PM

Soap is CLEAN. If there happens to be a pube attached to it (which there shouldn't be...that's an inconsiderate SOB who leaves them on) it'll be sanitized. And after taking a shower, people are clean. There shouldn't be anything nasty on their towels...

Pumpy Tudors · 04-23-2008, 02:05 PM

My pubes can get through a body wash container. I've actually had my pubes penetrate a SCUBA tank. IT'S TRUE I SAW IT ON TV

MikeVic · 04-23-2008, 02:06 PM

I've had pubes left on towels before.

So if you come across a bar of used soap that has 10 pubes sticking out. Some are light, some are dark... you'd use the soap happily?

Noop · 04-23-2008, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Soap is CLEAN. If there happens to be a pube attached to it (which there shouldn't be...that's an inconsiderate SOB who leaves them on) it'll be sanitized. And after taking a shower, people are clean. There shouldn't be anything nasty on their towels...

Their pubes could be on their towels.

Dr. Sak · 04-23-2008, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Soap is CLEAN. If there happens to be a pube attached to it (which there shouldn't be...that's an inconsiderate SOB who leaves them on) it'll be sanitized. And after taking a shower, people are clean. There shouldn't be anything nasty on their towels...

Jeebs that's all well in good in theory. But how much do you trust your friends. I KNOW how well I wash myself. Sometimes I am in a hurry and I don't wash as good as when I have time. So what happens if you are the person after that quick shower you use the towel...not as clean as you thought!

Pumpy Tudors · 04-23-2008, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

So if you come across a bar of used soap that has 10 pubes sticking out. Some are light, some are dark... you'd use the soap happily?

I most certainly would eat the soap happily.

Edit: Oh, you said "use."

JeeberD · 04-23-2008, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikeVic

So if you come across a bar of used soap that has 10 pubes sticking out. Some are light, some are dark... you'd use the soap happily?

Rinse it off and it's good to go...

MikeVic · 04-23-2008, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I most certainly would eat the soap happily.

Edit: Oh, you said "use."

Maybe the pubes cancel out the soap taste.

MikeVic · 04-23-2008, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Rinse it off and it's good to go...

Really? I don't use bars of soap so I'm afraid I can't offer much incite here.

Pumpy Tudors · 04-23-2008, 02:09 PM

Have I ever mentioned that my towel is made from pubes?

Noop · 04-23-2008, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Rinse it off and it's good to go...

You don't mind touching another man's pubes?

Dr. Sak · 04-23-2008, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Have I ever mentioned that my towel is made from pubes?

I bet you bought it from Borat didn't you?

MikeVic · 04-23-2008, 02:10 PM

That explains it then.

Dr. Sak · 04-23-2008, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

You don't mind touching another man's pubes?

I just puked in my mouth.

JeeberD · 04-23-2008, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

Really? I don't use bars of soap so I'm afraid I can't offer much incite here.

Actually, I haven't used a bar of soap in like four years...my wife (girlfriend at that point) made me stop for some reason. It was drying out my skin? I dunno...

JeeberD · 04-23-2008, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

You don't mind touching another man's pubes?

I wouldn't grab the pubes. Grab the bar of soap by a couple of clean spots and then put it under some hot, running water. Good as new then...

MikeVic · 04-23-2008, 02:11 PM

Where's smurf. I think the smiling man got him.

Pumpy Tudors · 04-23-2008, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

I bet you bought it from Borat didn't you?

Is niiiiiice.

MikeVic · 04-23-2008, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Actually, I haven't used a bar of soap in like four years...my wife (girlfriend at that point) made me stop for some reason. It was drying out my skin? I dunno...

So it's body wash now?

JeeberD · 04-23-2008, 02:12 PM

Yes. Irish Spring body wash...it's Irish-tastic!

Noop · 04-23-2008, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

I wouldn't grab the pubes. Grab the bar of soap by a couple of clean spots and then put it under some hot, running water. Good as new then...

I will just leave it at that.

Dr. Sak · 04-23-2008, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

Where's smurf. I think the smiling man got him.

All this talk of soap got his hands sweaty...maybe he grabbed for the bar of soap in the bathroom, it slipped, fell on the floor, and in comes Mr Smiles...well you get the picture.

JeeberD · 04-23-2008, 02:17 PM

Oh, and back to the original subject...back at Christmas time, I was shopping in the mall when some dude just came up and started talking to me. I was in the Cowboys Pro Shop, and he started talking about the Cowboys, which was cool, but he quickly moved on to asking my name and where I worked. And then he complimented my watch...which was really weird (I made sure to mention that my wife had given it to me). Then after having me cornered for about five minutes, he just said he had to go and left.

Very, VERY odd encounter.

Pumpy Tudors · 04-23-2008, 02:18 PM

I used to work in the French Quarter. I could top any story about some guy smiling or starting personal conversations. I won't do that because I'm a nice guy, though, and also because my therapist recommends repressing those memories.

Kodos · 04-23-2008, 02:19 PM

Anyone else ever think that b sak is a little bit... suggestive?

Dr. Sak · 04-23-2008, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

Anyone else ever think that b sak is a little bit... suggestive?

(raises hand)

Don't you have telemarketers to harass

Pumpy Tudors · 04-23-2008, 02:21 PM

I think this thread might be the place to announce that I want to change my username to "White Man's Burden" soon.

MikeVic · 04-23-2008, 02:24 PM

Just change it to Michael Bolton.

Izulde · 04-23-2008, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Yes. Irish Spring body wash...it's Irish-tastic!

Seriously, I thought the whole bodywash thing was played out until I actually tried this stuff.

A lot more convenient, cleansing and efficient than soap.

Kodos · 04-23-2008, 02:26 PM

But how can you use one of those girly, froufy things and still call yourself a man?

Dr. Sak · 04-23-2008, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

But how can you use one of those girly, froufy things and still call yourself a man?

Are you talking a full fledged loofah or one of those puff ball things you can get for 98 cents at Target?

MikeVic · 04-23-2008, 02:28 PM

I use the cheap puff balls.

korme · 04-23-2008, 02:28 PM

its called a loofa (i think), and they are bomb, easier to spread massive amounts of soap across your tender map

Pumpy Tudors · 04-23-2008, 02:29 PM

I use a white woman's hair.

Dr. Sak · 04-23-2008, 02:30 PM

Kudos brings up a good point and this was a heated debate between myself and a few others at work. I was called a sissy because I used a puff ball/loofah but I said they were cleaner to use than using a wash rag and soap.

I still stand by my statements.

korme · 04-23-2008, 02:30 PM

its called a loofa (i think) and its easier to spread the soapy mess all over your canvas

JeeberD · 04-23-2008, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodos

But how can you use one of those girly, froufy things and still call yourself a man?

What are you trying to say about Ironhead (RIP)?!?

Izulde · 04-23-2008, 02:31 PM

dola,

I hate having people in my room unless I know them really well or they're a hot female.

It's nothing to do with sexuality, though. It's more of a primal territory and privacy sort of thing. Like, it makes me skittish when people touch my stuff.

Conversely, I avoid going into people's rooms unless I know it's cool for me to be in there and while I'll look at people's stuff if I happen to be in there, simply because I'm of the philosophy that the things a person has in their room, their arrangement, etc, can be quite revealing about them, I don't touch their things as a general courtesy rule.

As for the whole borrowing thing, I -hate- borrowing other people's things and will go to great lengths to avoid it.

The one exception will be if it's something impersonal, like something in a bottle like shampoo or something.

korme · 04-23-2008, 02:31 PM

haha, i thought the first time i posted it didn't send so i rewrote it. i like canvas better than map anyhow.

04-23-2008, 02:01 PM	#205
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	And I was mostly referring to the clothes borrowing/towel borrowing/soap using, etc... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

04-23-2008, 02:04 PM	#212
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Soap is CLEAN. If there happens to be a pube attached to it (which there shouldn't be...that's an inconsiderate SOB who leaves them on) it'll be sanitized. And after taking a shower, people are clean. There shouldn't be anything nasty on their towels... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

04-23-2008, 02:05 PM	#213
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	My pubes can get through a body wash container. I've actually had my pubes penetrate a SCUBA tank. IT'S TRUE I SAW IT ON TV __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

04-23-2008, 02:09 PM	#221
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	Have I ever mentioned that my towel is made from pubes? __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

04-23-2008, 02:12 PM	#231
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Yes. Irish Spring body wash...it's Irish-tastic! __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

04-23-2008, 02:00 PM	#202
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Oh great the Izulde pic.

04-23-2008, 02:04 PM	#211
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	We talked about body wash. Soap though? Yuck. I've had to do that, and I felt dirty.

04-23-2008, 02:06 PM	#214
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	I've had pubes left on towels before. So if you come across a bar of used soap that has 10 pubes sticking out. Some are light, some are dark... you'd use the soap happily?

04-23-2008, 02:10 PM	#224
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	That explains it then.

04-23-2008, 02:11 PM	#228
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Where's smurf. I think the smiling man got him.

04-23-2008, 02:17 PM	#234
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Oh, and back to the original subject...back at Christmas time, I was shopping in the mall when some dude just came up and started talking to me. I was in the Cowboys Pro Shop, and he started talking about the Cowboys, which was cool, but he quickly moved on to asking my name and where I worked. And then he complimented my watch...which was really weird (I made sure to mention that my wife had given it to me). Then after having me cornered for about five minutes, he just said he had to go and left. Very, VERY odd encounter. __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

04-23-2008, 02:18 PM	#235
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I used to work in the French Quarter. I could top any story about some guy smiling or starting personal conversations. I won't do that because I'm a nice guy, though, and also because my therapist recommends repressing those memories. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

04-23-2008, 02:19 PM	#236
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	Anyone else ever think that b sak is a little bit... suggestive?

04-23-2008, 02:21 PM	#238
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I think this thread might be the place to announce that I want to change my username to "White Man's Burden" soon. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

04-23-2008, 02:24 PM	#239
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Just change it to Michael Bolton.

04-23-2008, 02:26 PM	#241
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	But how can you use one of those girly, froufy things and still call yourself a man? __________________ Author of The Bill Gates Challenge, as well as other groundbreaking dynasties.

04-23-2008, 02:28 PM	#243
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	I use the cheap puff balls.

04-23-2008, 02:28 PM	#244
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	its called a loofa (i think), and they are bomb, easier to spread massive amounts of soap across your tender map

04-23-2008, 02:29 PM	#245
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I use a white woman's hair. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

04-23-2008, 02:30 PM	#246
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	Kudos brings up a good point and this was a heated debate between myself and a few others at work. I was called a sissy because I used a puff ball/loofah but I said they were cleaner to use than using a wash rag and soap. I still stand by my statements.

04-23-2008, 02:30 PM	#247
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	its called a loofa (i think) and its easier to spread the soapy mess all over your canvas

04-23-2008, 02:31 PM	#249
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	dola, I hate having people in my room unless I know them really well or they're a hot female. It's nothing to do with sexuality, though. It's more of a primal territory and privacy sort of thing. Like, it makes me skittish when people touch my stuff. Conversely, I avoid going into people's rooms unless I know it's cool for me to be in there and while I'll look at people's stuff if I happen to be in there, simply because I'm of the philosophy that the things a person has in their room, their arrangement, etc, can be quite revealing about them, I don't touch their things as a general courtesy rule. As for the whole borrowing thing, I -hate- borrowing other people's things and will go to great lengths to avoid it. The one exception will be if it's something impersonal, like something in a bottle like shampoo or something. __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

04-23-2008, 02:31 PM	#250
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	haha, i thought the first time i posted it didn't send so i rewrote it. i like canvas better than map anyhow.

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