Eliminate the F***ing Elitists! (game)

[Chubby]

The true colonizers are Nov 2000! Look at their expansion, stop them before it's too late!

[Tigercat]

I refuse to see Oct 2000 coffee houses and Oct 2000 burger restaurants on the streets of my month! We prefer tasteless food made of chick peas and spices! Although I wouldn't mind some Oct 2000 instant coffee. Mmmm Nescafe.....

[klayman]

defend

[3ric]

Who do I attack? Point me in a direction...

*adopts mercenary swagger*

[Chubby]

Originally Posted by 3ric

Who do I attack? Point me in a direction...

*adopts mercenary swagger*

Attack Nov 2000 they took your homeland!

[JAG]

Infidel Chubby, speak as you will, but the board knows Oct00 to be the true #*&$# elitists. Your lies will not sway the great people of other months. We can never be @#$@# elitists like you, but when we stand strong against you, you will realize the power of the masses.

[SirFozzie]

Ok, I've been laughing so hard that my boss is looking at me funny. I'm out till tonight.

GO Nov 2000!

[SirFozzie]

dola: Ok. Boss away, the Foz will play ;0

[Tigercat]

I am so confused. Two evils? I am not prepared to deal with TWO evils? Which one to I swear to destroy so that I may have my 3 virgins(hey I'm not greedy) in the board penalty box?

Oct 2000 clearly has the most wealth, so since I am poor should I not hate the rich? I'm so confused. If only Skygod could give me guidance in these tough times.

[henry296]

Originally Posted by Tigercat

Thanks to your homeland defense I decided to go after some blood. Down with the Oct 2000 colonizers! We will never be part of your immoral culture!

You can only take months that directly border you. Stay on your own side of the world. We will conquer you when the time is right.

[gstelmack]

Things are clearly way too settled in this game. Something needs to be stirred up.

ATTACK SEP 2001

[Chubby]

Originally Posted by Tigercat

I am so confused. Two evils? I am not prepared to deal with TWO evils? Which one to I swear to destroy so that I may have my 3 virgins(hey I'm not greedy) in the board penalty box?

Oct 2000 clearly has the most wealth, so since I am poor should I not hate the rich? I'm so confused. If only Skygod could give me guidance in these tough times.

just remember whose squad he's on.

[SirFozzie]

Originally Posted by henry296

You can only take months that directly border you. Stay on your own side of the world. We will conquer you when the time is right.

There is PROOF, my friends. PROOF of the evil intentions of the Oct 00 infidels! They intend to conquer all! Band together with us before it is too late!

[sachmo71]

Fuck November 2000.

[Chubby]

Nov 2000 has always been jealous of Oct00. 12 days late and a dollar short.

Remember, Nov 2000 were supporters of the Dial regime! Do you dare trust them to bring peace to this land?

[SirFozzie]

Originally Posted by gstelmack

Things are clearly way too settled in this game. Something needs to be stirred up.

ATTACK SEP 2001

OOC:Way too settled? Something needs to be stirred up? Obviously, you've been off playing Candyland and not reading the brouhaha!

IC: Further proof that October 2000 lives for nothing but conquering, raping and pillaging innocent months! How many months must fall to their rapaciousness before the rest of the months understand???

[3ric]

Attacks November 2000.

[Chubby]

Originally Posted by SirFozzie

There is PROOF, my friends. PROOF of the evil intentions of the Oct 00 infidels! They intend to conquer all! Band together with us before it is too late!

Can you trust anything from a convicted quote-hacker? You will be tried for your crimes!

[SirFozzie]

Originally Posted by Chubby

Nov 2000 has always been jealous of Oct00. 12 days late and a dollar short.

Remember, Nov 2000 were supporters of the Dial regime! Do you dare trust them to bring peace to this land?

More lies! I have proof.. DIRECT proof, that the October 2000 leadership personally endorsed both Styx and Dolamite! They form a Trimuative of EVIL! EVIL I TELL YOU!

[gstelmack]

Originally Posted by SirFozzie

OOC:Way too settled? Something needs to be stirred up? Obviously, you've been off playing Candyland and not reading the brouhaha!

Bah! This has been but a trifle pleasant little shower in the weather system of the internet. It clearly needs more unsettled air masses to turn into a true system of destruction.

[WSUCougar]

Originally Posted by 3ric

Attacks November 2000.

Et tu, Sweden?

[Coffee Warlord]

Wow. Well, now that my homeland is in shambles.

I attack November 2000.

[Chubby]

Originally Posted by SirFozzie

More lies! I have proof.. DIRECT proof, that the October 2000 leadership personally endorsed both Styx and Dolamite! They form a Trimuative of EVIL! EVIL I TELL YOU!

Nice try, you should really brush up on your history before coming up with outlandish lies.

Was it not the Oct00 who FREED us from the Dial regime?

Was it not the Nov 2000's that stuck with the Dial regime in an attempt to curry favor with them? Only to join us here when their defeat was imminent?

[WSUCougar]

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

Wow. Well, now that my homeland is in shambles.

I attack November 2000.

Et tu, Illinois?

[Raven Hawk]

Attack Mar '01

[SirFozzie]

Originally Posted by Chubby

Can you trust anything from a convicted quote-hacker? You will be tried for your crimes!

It is the greatesst compliment that I can be paid, that your corrupt court system has been nudged by their October 2000 masters into attempting to silence the truth! You will never defeat me, and thus you will never defeat the truth!

[Chubby]

((OOC:5 pages and we're only like 1/2 way through day 2. This will take down the forum if it stays in one thread til the finish ))

[Tigercat]

I wish our nation had more little soldier cubes. Or those little bannana looking things that represent 10 soldiers. Those rocked. As far as which evil empire to go against, one of you will clearly destroy our little two person two month empire eventually so SCREW YOU BOTH! Vivé le June! Down with the cork soakers!

[SirFozzie]

Originally Posted by Chubby

Nice try, you should really brush up on your history before coming up with outlandish lies.

Was it not the Oct00 who FREED us from the Dial regime?

Was it not the Nov 2000's that stuck with the Dial regime in an attempt to curry favor with them? Only to join us here when their defeat was imminent?

Your revisionist history holds no truth here, lackey!

Very well. I hate to do it, but now you force me to reveal my proof. May it rest heavily on your soul!

From October 2000's files, brought to us by a loyal operative.

Originally Posted by Senator

I kinda think things are going down hill. We have a refugee from a 80's hair band running roughshod on the board.

Originally Posted by Skydog

And Dolemite is filling the board with nothing but junk posts, clearly padding his post count!

Originally Posted by Buccaneer

Won't somebody just get people to understand what a cancer those two are?

Originally Posted by Chubby

We will do nothing. We will publicly defend the two of them.

Originally Posted by Skydog

WHAT? Sorry, Chubbs, that makes NO sense

Originally Posted by Chubby

Don't worry, when the time's right, we will overthrow the two of them, and move to a new board. I hear Gamespy will host us.

Originally Posted by Buccaneer

So why don't we do it now?

Originally Posted by Chubby

Because I'm waiting for one of Styx's checks to bounce. As long as he pays the piper, we'll dance to his tune.

What do you have to say about THAT, foul infidel?

[SirFozzie]

(OOC: Note, before some lamebrain comes in, reads it, and believes it true.. I MADE THAT UP. I am not responsible for anyone else's stupidity. I have enough stupidity of my own)

[Chubby]

HAHAHA, once again your feeble attempts at chicanry will be your downfall!

I ask you, why would a pathetic mullet-headed mod such as STYX be paying people off and not the Demon Dave Dial?

You're lies will be your downfall Nov 2000. If you are not careful, SirFozzie will bring you down from the inside!

[SirFozzie]

Because he was WORKING for the Demon, duh! Styx was, what is known as the business, as Dave Dial's "cutout". He paid Styx to keep the board under control, and this way, that if Styx would get exposed, that Dial would keep plausible deniability! You notice that Chubby never directly denied the charge, didn't you?

[Butter]

As long as he pays the piper, we'll dance to his tune.

You should've made SkyDog say this. Much more believable.

[Chubby]

Originally Posted by SirFozzie

Because he was WORKING for the Demon, duh! Styx was, what is known as the business, as Dave Dial's "cutout". He paid Styx to keep the board under control, and this way, that if Styx would get exposed, that Dial would keep plausible deniability! You notice that Chubby never directly denied the charge, didn't you?

Your allegations are so prepostorous. We revolted from their regime, of course there was no cooperation between us and them at any point, we fully supported the Tony regime!

Besides, if STYX was getting paid I believe he would have spent that money on a haircut. Unless of course he was paying you off!!! (dum dum dummmmmmmm)

[Senator]

While the parrots jabber, the eagles will attack.

Attack nov 00

[SirFozzie]

Originally Posted by Chubby

Your allegations are so prepostorous. We revolted from their regime, of course there was no cooperation between us and them at any point, we fully supported the Tony regime!

Nice try deflecting my point infidel, as your OWN WORDS clearly state. you faithfully acted as Styx's lapdog until such time as they refused to buy your silence any more.

Originally Posted by Chubby

Besides, if STYX was getting paid I believe he would have spent that money on a haircut. Unless of course he was paying you off!!! (dum dum dummmmmmmm)

Bah! I was then, as I am, now, a lowly seeker of truth and revealer of lies. I was not noticed by the corrupt Dial regime, because they did not consider me a threat. Now, four years later, the corrupt elitists of October 2000 seek to renact history, and grind FOFC underneath their iron heel! This time, I am prepared to reveal Oct2000's treachery and bring the light of truth to all!

[Chubby]

Originally Posted by SirFozzie

Nice try deflecting my point infidel, as your OWN WORDS clearly state. you faithfully acted as Styx's lapdog until such time as they refused to buy your silence any more.



Bah! I was then, as I am, now, a lowly seeker of truth and revealer of lies. I was not noticed by the corrupt Dial regime, because they did not consider me a threat. Now, four years later, the corrupt elitists of October 2000 seek to renact history, and grind FOFC underneath their iron heel! This time, I am prepared to reveal Oct2000's treachery and bring the light of truth to all!

Again, more lies from the convicted quote-hacker. Dig your hole deeper, you already have the shovel.

Why then I ask, did you stick around and SUPPORT the dial regime and not join us when the confrontation began?

Because you were a slave to dial and his minions! Just as you are now! REVEAL YOURSELF I SAY!

[SirFozzie]

You are on crack. I was told of the "Fucking elitists" two-faced decision to accept silence for the lure of filthy lucre, so I left. But come November I realized that there was a need for truth, and to be a counter balance to the Fucking elitists. i have served loyally, and honestly since then. Anything else is Oct 2000 LIES!

[Chubby]

Originally Posted by SirFozzie

You are on crack. I was told of the "Fucking elitists" two-faced decision to accept silence for the lure of filthy lucre, so I left. But come November I realized that there was a need for truth, and to be a counter balance to the Fucking elitists. i have served loyally, and honestly since then. Anything else is Oct 2000 LIES!

Hahaha who told you such lies? Your "buddy" Dave Dial? You have continued to serve him all these years haven't you? ADMIT IT! Nothing but a Judas to the FOFC and even his fellow Nov 2000ers. If they do not take you down before you bring them all down I will be surprised.

[SirFozzie]

I spit upon Dave Dial and all he stood for. I spit on Styx, Dolemite, and all those who demeaned FOFC through their actions, or lack there of.

But I also spit upon Oct 2000 for their lies, to me, and to the rest of FOFC.

But yet I am merciful. So I will warn the October 2000 people of a great perfidy about to be perpetrated upon them. There is a conspiracy of several months, a great and awful conspiracy. At the very last moment, they will change their votes, and fall upon you like wolves do upon a pack leader who is no longer fit to serve. They will allow you to take us out, but laugh, LAUGH at you when they force October 2000 out of their place at the head of the board.

You have been warned, October 2000, heed my words.

[Chubby]

Originally Posted by SirFozzie

I spit upon Dave Dial and all he stood for. I spit on Styx, Dolemite, and all those who demeaned FOFC through their actions, or lack there of.

But I also spit upon Oct 2000 for their lies, to me, and to the rest of FOFC.

But yet I am merciful. So I will warn the October 2000 people of a great perfidy about to be perpetrated upon them. There is a conspiracy of several months, a great and awful conspiracy. At the very last moment, they will change their votes, and fall upon you like wolves do upon a pack leader who is no longer fit to serve. They will allow you to take us out, but laugh, LAUGH at you when they force October 2000 out of their place at the head of the board.

You have been warned, October 2000, heed my words.

Once again you prove that you stand behind your "allies" and then change when it best suits you. You supported the Dial regime, you were sent to Iraq to train and be the "minister of disinformation" yet now when it suits you, you try and distance yourself from such doings.

Your idle threats are nothing but a last ditch effort from a dying dictatorship to try and save face. Your reign of terror will end, and will of FOFC will see to that.

[Bearcat729]

Originally Posted by JAG

And Oct00 will take on the 'ponderous duties' of land ownership...meanwhile, while your foolish nation risks all to attack us, you leave your ripe lands open for all to crush you.

I shall defend my land.

[SirFozzie]

Originally Posted by Chubby

Once again you prove that you stand behind your "allies" and then change when it best suits you. You supported the Dial regime, you were sent to Iraq to train and be the "minister of disinformation" yet now when it suits you, you try and distance yourself from such doings.

Your idle threats are nothing but a last ditch effort from a dying dictatorship to try and save face. Your reign of terror will end, and will of FOFC will see to that.

Your threats and lies to smear me, they mean nothing to me infidel. You have been EXPOSED as a liar, a fraud, and a cheat. You may take our home, but you will never take our freedom!

[NoMyths]

Attack November 2000!

[SirFozzie]

Originally Posted by NoMyths

Attack November 2000!

Yawn.. another corporate running dog capitalist Pigdog (not to be confused with a corporate running dog capitalist Skydog.. the two are very different) attacking us. We will defeat you and send you back to your masters the same way we have before.

[korme]

defend

[Chubby]

Originally Posted by SirFozzie

Yawn.. another corporate running dog capitalist Pigdog (not to be confused with a corporate running dog capitalist Skydog.. the two are very different) attacking us. We will defeat you and send you back to your masters the same way we have before.

I see a lot of rhetoric coming from your camp, but not a lot of votes. The end of your oppressive reign draws near...

[cmp]

Defend

[NoMyths]

Originally Posted by SirFozzie

Yawn.. another corporate running dog capitalist Pigdog (not to be confused with a corporate running dog capitalist Skydog.. the two are very different) attacking us. We will defeat you and send you back to your masters the same way we have before.

Sadly, I'm too poor to represent the capitalists...instead, I represent the poverty-stricken proletariat element storming your month! HARRRRR!

[SirFozzie]

Originally Posted by Chubby

I see a lot of rhetoric coming from your camp, but not a lot of votes. The end of your oppressive reign draws near...

Gather all the votes you can. And pray they are enough.