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Old 04-13-2009, 07:02 AM   #2351
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Old 04-13-2009, 09:20 AM   #2352
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Wouldn't you want a sports outcomes cheat sheet? My ass would be gambling on every single sporting event in existence at the time.

Maybe you entered the wrong year, so instead of betting on games in 1969 you end up wishing you'd brought air fresheners in 1699.
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Old 04-13-2009, 09:32 AM   #2353
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Wouldn't you want a sports outcomes cheat sheet? My ass would be gambling on every single sporting event in existence at the time.

Yeah, exactly. Quality idea, Biff (or Marty since he had originally come up with that).

Also, I bet if you started getting rich, the mob would intervene and start changing up high profile sporting events if too much was bet on a long shot.

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Old 04-13-2009, 09:33 AM   #2354
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I do love the "hang this up in your time machine". Tho the "take the credit" over and over is a bit silly.

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Old 04-13-2009, 09:43 AM   #2355
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Maybe you entered the wrong year, so instead of betting on games in 1969 you end up wishing you'd brought air fresheners in 1699.

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But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight were gonna party like its 1699"
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Old 04-13-2009, 09:45 AM   #2356
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Old 04-15-2009, 04:27 PM   #2357
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Old 04-15-2009, 04:54 PM   #2358
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Old 04-15-2009, 05:03 PM   #2359
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Old 04-15-2009, 05:04 PM   #2360
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Old 04-15-2009, 05:05 PM   #2361
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Old 04-15-2009, 05:53 PM   #2362
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My wife saw our cat on our bed, decided to caption it and send this to me as a "surprise".

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Old 04-15-2009, 08:23 PM   #2363
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Old 04-17-2009, 08:49 AM   #2364
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Old 04-17-2009, 09:13 AM   #2365
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Nice, lol, rejected by the Satanists. He better go Jewish now.
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Old 04-17-2009, 12:47 PM   #2366
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Old 04-17-2009, 01:47 PM   #2367
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These guys don't have an open container law? That's a pretty hilarious picture, wonder how the photographer happened to capture that.
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Old 04-19-2009, 01:04 AM   #2368
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I know this is from Failblog, but you know (from "Dancing with the Stars"):

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Old 04-19-2009, 07:14 AM   #2369
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Old 04-19-2009, 09:42 PM   #2370
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Apparently real...

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Old 04-19-2009, 11:15 PM   #2371
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Old 04-19-2009, 11:20 PM   #2372
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Apparently real...

Actually not real.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/dogheaven.asp
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Old 04-20-2009, 08:00 AM   #2373
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Yeah, was thinking the same thing. The letters don't line up with the spacing on the Presbyterian church sign.
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Old 04-20-2009, 08:36 AM   #2374
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We've done this already in here haven't we? There's a Web site where you can generate those church signs, just enter in your own text.
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Old 04-20-2009, 04:17 PM   #2375
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Another thing to think about is the exact same angle in every picture. I'm guessing that wouldn't be terribly easy, and also not the main thought of the photographer.
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Old 04-20-2009, 06:24 PM   #2376
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Not to mention the identical vehicles in identical spots in the background.
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Old 04-20-2009, 07:50 PM   #2377
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Why are you guys citing evidence in what is clearly a theological debate?!?
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Old 04-20-2009, 09:17 PM   #2378
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Here's an example of just one place you can make these, and many more signs.. The main one I've used before is down at the moment:

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Old 04-21-2009, 04:44 PM   #2379
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Seems like this kid has his priorities right.
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Old 04-21-2009, 04:49 PM   #2380
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Too funny. Was sure it was a photoshop, but nope (Insider):

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Old 04-21-2009, 04:54 PM   #2381
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Old 04-21-2009, 04:55 PM   #2382
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Old 04-21-2009, 04:55 PM   #2383
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Looks down the left column.
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Old 04-21-2009, 05:01 PM   #2384
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I don't get it

It took me a few minutes to get it too. Not obvious, but funny.
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Old 04-21-2009, 05:05 PM   #2385
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Ha, ok I like that.

Thanks for pointing it out, since yeah, never would've noticed.
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Old 04-21-2009, 10:04 PM   #2386
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Too funny. Was sure it was a photoshop, but nope (Insider):

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Old 04-21-2009, 11:46 PM   #2387
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Old 04-26-2009, 11:46 PM   #2388
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Old 04-27-2009, 02:37 AM   #2389
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I thought I couldn't sleep before, now I see this.

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Old 04-27-2009, 03:03 AM   #2390
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aw HELL

I thought I couldn't sleep before, now I see this.

Thanks a lot.

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That belongs in the Images so scary you won't sleep at night thread.
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Old 04-27-2009, 03:39 AM   #2391
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Old 04-27-2009, 03:41 AM   #2392
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You know the weird thing, I found that image on the google image search while searching for something COMPLETELY unrelated.
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Old 04-27-2009, 08:45 AM   #2393
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You know the weird thing, I found that image on the google image search while searching for something COMPLETELY unrelated.

Phillip Seymour Hoffman + boobs?

I find crazy stuff when I search for that too.
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Old 04-27-2009, 09:50 AM   #2394
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You know the weird thing, I found that image on the google image search while searching for something COMPLETELY unrelated.

Well, you'll get that when you type in trouser snake and love python.
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Old 04-27-2009, 04:40 PM   #2396
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Old 04-27-2009, 04:43 PM   #2397
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Old 04-27-2009, 05:40 PM   #2398
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