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Old 03-12-2009, 10:28 AM   #2201
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Old 03-12-2009, 10:29 PM   #2202
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Old 03-12-2009, 10:37 PM   #2203
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WHAT THE F....

heh it's an optical illusion, MrDNA, nothing to worry about. See, with the way the camera angle works in that shot, it looks like the diver is struggling with like a 9 ft bull shark.

In reality though, that shark's prolly only like 6 and a half feet, so really the diver's in no real danger.

That oughtta ease yer mind a bit.
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Old 03-13-2009, 05:35 AM   #2204
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Old 03-13-2009, 11:32 AM   #2205
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Old 03-14-2009, 03:59 PM   #2206
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Old 03-14-2009, 04:11 PM   #2207
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Seems to me it would be pretty easy to build an accurate profile with an answer like that, what's the problem?
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Old 03-15-2009, 10:29 PM   #2208
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Old 03-15-2009, 10:29 PM   #2209
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Old 03-15-2009, 10:30 PM   #2210
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Old 03-17-2009, 10:23 AM   #2211
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Old 03-17-2009, 07:09 PM   #2212
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Old 03-18-2009, 11:05 AM   #2213
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Old 03-18-2009, 11:14 AM   #2214
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Old 03-19-2009, 01:49 AM   #2215
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Old 03-19-2009, 01:58 AM   #2216
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Old 03-19-2009, 08:57 AM   #2217
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That cat looks identical to one of my mom's/sister's cats


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Old 03-19-2009, 09:08 AM   #2218
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Old 03-19-2009, 09:09 AM   #2219
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Old 03-19-2009, 09:12 AM   #2220
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Your mom's/sister's cat is ceiling cat?!!
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Old 03-19-2009, 09:35 AM   #2221
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Your mom's/sister's cat is ceiling cat?!!

ceiling cat is watching his mom masturbate.

I'm watching his sister*



*provided that said sister is over 18
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Old 03-19-2009, 11:24 AM   #2222
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ceiling cat is watching his mom masturbate.

I'm watching his sister*



*provided that said sister is over 18

I'm not sure your disclaimer saves this post...
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Old 03-19-2009, 12:08 PM   #2223
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Old 03-19-2009, 12:09 PM   #2224
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Old 03-19-2009, 12:09 PM   #2225
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Old 03-19-2009, 12:10 PM   #2226
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Old 03-19-2009, 12:11 PM   #2227
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Old 03-19-2009, 12:12 PM   #2228
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Old 03-19-2009, 12:12 PM   #2229
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About time we get some animated gifs.
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Old 03-19-2009, 12:15 PM   #2230
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Old 03-19-2009, 12:16 PM   #2231
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Old 03-19-2009, 12:19 PM   #2232
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Who let the shemale in?
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Old 03-19-2009, 12:22 PM   #2233
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That's a shemale??????????



I thought she was drunk or something but she does look suspect.
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Old 03-19-2009, 12:25 PM   #2234
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That's a shemale??????????



I thought she was drunk or something but she does look suspect.
Well she ain't no Lily Allen, but I'm just calling them like I'm seeing them.
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Old 03-19-2009, 01:10 PM   #2235
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Well she ain't no Lily Allen, but I'm just calling them like I'm seeing them.

I thought that was the worst internet dust-up ever, but if your fat-ass vagina still hurts, then you are officially the loser.
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Old 03-19-2009, 01:22 PM   #2236
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I thought that was the worst internet dust-up ever, but if your fat-ass vagina still hurts, then you are officially the loser.

Wow you are a dumbass that doesn't understand a joke.
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Old 03-19-2009, 01:32 PM   #2237
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Wow you are a dumbass that doesn't understand a joke.

C'mon Dan, eat a couple of ho-ho's and calm down.
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Old 03-19-2009, 01:37 PM   #2238
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C'mon Dan, eat a couple of ho-ho's and calm down.

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Old 03-19-2009, 01:47 PM   #2239
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My understanding is that you think it's a 'joke' that expresses how much it didn't affect you, but to me it just reads like "whimper, whimper whimper", especially months after the fact, at any reference to an attractive woman, and I can't imagine I'm alone. More power to you, if that's what you're looking for.
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Old 03-19-2009, 01:50 PM   #2240
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My understanding is that you think it's a 'joke' that expresses how much it didn't affect you, but to me it just reads like "whimper, whimper whimper", especially months after the fact, at any reference to an attractive woman, and I can't imagine I'm alone. More power to you, if that's what you're looking for.

Months?!?!?! It happened like 3 weeks ago. Anyway I'm not the only person that references it, thus it must be more then me that considers it a joke now, but since my joking affects your enjoyment, I'll stop with the Lily Allen joke.
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Old 03-19-2009, 01:52 PM   #2241
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Old 03-19-2009, 02:01 PM   #2242
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Old 03-19-2009, 02:04 PM   #2243
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I was being an asshole. Is that still news around these parts?
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Old 03-19-2009, 02:04 PM   #2244
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What just happened?

I made a Lily Allen joke, which means I was deeply affected by someone on the internet calling me fat... Thus the four Lily Allen jokes I have made on the board since the poll mean that I'm hurting deep inside and crying out for help... Or something like that. Whatever we all know what arguing on the internet is compared to.
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Old 03-19-2009, 02:09 PM   #2245
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Old 03-19-2009, 02:12 PM   #2246
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Old 03-19-2009, 02:16 PM   #2247
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Hurry up and get to the buffet before Dan does...no wonder there is a food shortage in So Cal!
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Old 03-19-2009, 02:17 PM   #2248
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I made a Lily Allen joke, which means I was deeply affected by someone on the internet calling me fat... Thus the four Lily Allen jokes I have made on the board since the poll mean that I'm hurting deep inside and crying out for help... Or something like that. Whatever we all know what arguing on the internet is compared to.

For the record: I'm sitting at home with a wad of gauze in the spot where my abscessed tooth was an hour ago, so take my (assholey) words with a few thousand grains of salt. I'm pretty much angry at everything and everybody right now.

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Old 03-19-2009, 02:53 PM   #2249
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How about just being angry at yourself for practicing hobo-level oral hygiene and sparing everyone else.
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Old 03-19-2009, 02:59 PM   #2250
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For the record: I'm sitting at home with a wad of gauze in the spot where my abscessed tooth was an hour ago, so take my (assholey) words with a few thousand grains of salt. I'm pretty much angry at everything and everybody right now.

No worries. Sounds like a lot of fun.
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