The Dungeon!- GAME OVER!!!!!! - Page 44

Poli · 02-16-2009, 09:14 PM

I'm a level 1 bard that ran from a wizard that hit me with a magic missile.

That's The Poli Dungeon Adventure Show. Thank you for coming.

Chief Rum · 02-16-2009, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thomkal

I think someone needs a hug.

No someone needs help, not a hug. Maybe selling this Manual of Expertise for 125 gp to a Warrior or a Paladin would help. But not a hug.

chesapeake · 02-16-2009, 09:16 PM

CR is right, in that I did loot Mustang's corpse. I'd like to think that he would have wanted it that way.

PF, can I return to you a whip +1 and keep the dagger? I'll throw in my staff. You can sell both to the djinni in a couple of days and come out 25g on top of the deal.

Chief Rum · 02-16-2009, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poli

I am Spartacus.

No, you're Poli, the self-proclaimed champ of doing nothing.

DaddyTorgo · 02-16-2009, 09:16 PM

Chief - any details on what it does??

Thomkal · 02-16-2009, 09:16 PM

Hey Jackal,

Got the ID's on the ring and robe you sent.

The Robe are Mystic Robes. Only a Monk can wear them and they make their armor class much better than if they were just regular robes. Worth 800 gold.

Now the Ring is a bit weird. It is called Ram, not Ring of the Ram or anything like that, just Ram. But it is aptly named. Once/day it can deal a lot of damage to an opponent. Worth 150 gold.

Neither detected as cursed to me, but after what happened with Chesapeake's ID of PB's belt, I would be a bit cautious of wearing it. Remind me to send them to you in the morning if I forget.

Chief Rum · 02-16-2009, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abe Sargent

Heh

Heh yourself!

Danny · 02-16-2009, 09:17 PM

I never get the good drops.

Chief Rum · 02-16-2009, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

Chief - any details on what it does??

I'm not telling you what it does. You'll have to tell me what it does.

Chief Rum · 02-16-2009, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chesapeake

CR is right, in that I did loot Mustang's corpse. I'd like to think that he would have wanted it that way.

No, I am not. I am never right. In fact, you might say that I may never be right again, the way I am right now.

Poli · 02-16-2009, 09:19 PM

I tell you what I have done.

I took dubb's sword and traded it for one I could use.

That was awesome.

DaddyTorgo · 02-16-2009, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Rum

I'm not telling you what it does. You'll have to tell me what it does.

how bout you have someone ID it then

Poli · 02-16-2009, 09:21 PM

I could do that for you, Chief.

Thomkal · 02-16-2009, 09:23 PM

Hmmmm, I wonder if Chief is the latest victim of one of Abe's cursed items?

Poli · 02-16-2009, 09:24 PM

That would be awesome.

DaddyTorgo · 02-16-2009, 09:25 PM

like the cursed item makes him evil?

hey thomkal - you want to ID this wand and see what's up with it?

Chief Rum · 02-16-2009, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

how bout you have someone ID it then

I don't need it ID'd, smart guy.

I know what it does. I might even have been told what it does. But the only way I might tell you is if you tell me what it does.

Thomkal · 02-16-2009, 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

like the cursed item makes him evil?

hey thomkal - you want to ID this wand and see what's up with it?

there you go ignoring my posts again DT.

Yep I would love to ID that wand.

DaddyTorgo · 02-16-2009, 09:26 PM

huh??

DaddyTorgo · 02-16-2009, 09:28 PM

BLACK MARKET
DADDYTORGO GIVES THOMKAL WAND

Thomkal · 02-16-2009, 09:28 PM

I already told you on the last page that I would love to ID the wand

Chief Rum · 02-16-2009, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thomkal

Hmmmm, I wonder if Chief is the latest victim of one of Abe's cursed items?

No you don't. You can't even conceptualize what it means to be a victim of one of Abe's curses.

Chief Rum · 02-16-2009, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poli

That would be awesome.

NO IT WOULD NOT BE AWESOME!!!

Danny · 02-16-2009, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thomkal

Hmmmm, I wonder if Chief is the latest victim of one of Abe's cursed items?

I wouldn't be surprised. His behavior is far different from normal right now. Maybe he's just having fun, but a curse seems quite possible.

Thomkal · 02-16-2009, 09:30 PM

BLACK MARKET
DADDYTORGO GIVES THOMKAL WAND
THOMKAL WILL ID WAND AND GIVE BACK TO DT IF HE WANTS IT

DaddyTorgo · 02-16-2009, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thomkal

I already told you on the last page that I would love to ID the wand

i must have missed it between all the back and forth - lol

Chief Rum · 02-16-2009, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

like the cursed item makes him evil?

hey thomkal - you want to ID this wand and see what's up with it?

Maybe it make me good? I think you don't know what you're talking about.

DaddyTorgo · 02-16-2009, 09:30 PM

yeah - i'm not very excited to pay 150 gold for something that i have no idea what it does

Thomkal · 02-16-2009, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Rum

No you don't. You can't even conceptualize what it means to be a victim of one of Abe's curses.

That's okay I don't want to know what it means.

Chief Rum · 02-16-2009, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny

I wouldn't be surprised. His behavior is far different from normal right now. Maybe he's just having fun, but a curse seems quite possible.

You're a Trow. You are surprised at everything.

Danny · 02-16-2009, 09:32 PM

From rereading, it looks like a curse where he has to disagree with everything someone says.

Chief Rum, you are a nice, smart, incredible person and I am honored to know you.

DaddyTorgo · 02-16-2009, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny

From rereading, it looks like a curse where he has to disagree with everything someone says.

Chief Rum, you are a nice, smart, incredible person and I am honored to know you.

you might be genius - and i think he was trying to clue me in

Chief Rum · 02-16-2009, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

yeah - i'm not very excited to pay 150 gold for something that i have no idea what it does

125 gold, nimrod. And if you're not a Warrior or a Paladin, it's of no use to you anyway. But if you are, or someone who is interested in knowing, I'm not about to tell them straight out what it does, and that's that.

Maybe if someone followed my instructions, I might be enticed, though. Or maybe not.

Poli · 02-16-2009, 09:33 PM

Someone's Grouchy Smurf, that's for sure.

Chief Rum · 02-16-2009, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thomkal

That's okay I don't want to know what it means.

Yes you do. And you're not even a Warrior or a Paladin, I don't think.

Poli · 02-16-2009, 09:35 PM

UCLA RULES.

Poli · 02-16-2009, 09:35 PM

USC SUCKS.

Chief Rum · 02-16-2009, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny

From rereading, it looks like a curse where he has to disagree with everything someone says.

Chief Rum, you are a nice, smart, incredible person and I am honored to know you.

No, I am not. I am a mean-spirited, stupid, and absolutely ordinary Dvergr cleric of no consequence, and you have no thought of honor with respect to me.

Thomkal · 02-16-2009, 09:36 PM

so what does the Manual not do Chief?

Chief Rum · 02-16-2009, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

you might be genius - and i think he was trying to clue me in

No, he's not, and Chief Rum lacks the ability to clue in anyone.

Chief Rum · 02-16-2009, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poli

UCLA RULES.

Those pansies from Westwood suck. And so do you for making me admit anything about those pantywastes..

Danny · 02-16-2009, 09:38 PM

There is no way Chief Rum is going to tell me what his items does.

dubb93 · 02-16-2009, 09:38 PM

Chief are you enjoying that ring or what?

Chief Rum · 02-16-2009, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poli

USC SUCKS.

Grrr...

No they don't.

But I don't have to say they rule.

Passacaglia · 02-16-2009, 09:41 PM

BLACK MARKET
PASSACAGLIA GIVES DANNY 1 BUNDLE OF HERBS
DANNY GIVES PASSACAGLIA 60 GOLD

I'll buy it from you for 50 if you don't need it.

Danny · 02-16-2009, 09:41 PM

Abe, that curse is brilliant.

Thomkal · 02-16-2009, 09:41 PM

So this Manual is for clerics only and gives them wondrous abilities right Chief?

Poli · 02-16-2009, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chief Rum

Grrr...

No they don't.

But I don't have to say they rule.

Quoted for future reference.

Danny · 02-16-2009, 09:42 PM

Chief Rum will not trade me all of his gold for nothing.

02-16-2009, 09:13 PM	#2151
Abe Sargent Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Catonsville, MD	Heh __________________ Check out my two current weekly Magic columns! https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/?action=search&page=1&author[]=Abe%20Sargent

02-16-2009, 09:14 PM	#2152
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	I'm a level 1 bard that ran from a wizard that hit me with a magic missile. That's The Poli Dungeon Adventure Show. Thank you for coming. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

02-16-2009, 09:19 PM	#2162
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	I tell you what I have done. I took dubb's sword and traded it for one I could use. That was awesome. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

02-16-2009, 09:21 PM	#2164
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	I could do that for you, Chief. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

02-16-2009, 09:24 PM	#2166
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	That would be awesome. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

02-16-2009, 09:16 PM	#2154
chesapeake College Starter Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Arlington, VA	CR is right, in that I did loot Mustang's corpse. I'd like to think that he would have wanted it that way. PF, can I return to you a whip +1 and keep the dagger? I'll throw in my staff. You can sell both to the djinni in a couple of days and come out 25g on top of the deal.

02-16-2009, 09:16 PM	#2156
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	Chief - any details on what it does??

02-16-2009, 09:16 PM	#2157
Thomkal Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Surfside Beach,SC USA	Hey Jackal, Got the ID's on the ring and robe you sent. The Robe are Mystic Robes. Only a Monk can wear them and they make their armor class much better than if they were just regular robes. Worth 800 gold. Now the Ring is a bit weird. It is called Ram, not Ring of the Ram or anything like that, just Ram. But it is aptly named. Once/day it can deal a lot of damage to an opponent. Worth 150 gold. Neither detected as cursed to me, but after what happened with Chesapeake's ID of PB's belt, I would be a bit cautious of wearing it. Remind me to send them to you in the morning if I forget.

02-16-2009, 09:17 PM	#2159
Danny Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	I never get the good drops.

02-16-2009, 09:23 PM	#2165
Thomkal Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Surfside Beach,SC USA	Hmmmm, I wonder if Chief is the latest victim of one of Abe's cursed items?

02-16-2009, 09:25 PM	#2167
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	like the cursed item makes him evil? hey thomkal - you want to ID this wand and see what's up with it?

02-16-2009, 09:26 PM	#2170
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	huh??

02-16-2009, 09:28 PM	#2171
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	BLACK MARKET DADDYTORGO GIVES THOMKAL WAND __________________ Get bent whoever hacked my pw and changed my signature.

02-16-2009, 09:28 PM	#2172
Thomkal Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Surfside Beach,SC USA	I already told you on the last page that I would love to ID the wand

02-16-2009, 09:30 PM	#2176
Thomkal Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Surfside Beach,SC USA	BLACK MARKET DADDYTORGO GIVES THOMKAL WAND THOMKAL WILL ID WAND AND GIVE BACK TO DT IF HE WANTS IT

02-16-2009, 09:30 PM	#2179
DaddyTorgo Hall Of Famer Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Massachusetts	yeah - i'm not very excited to pay 150 gold for something that i have no idea what it does

02-16-2009, 09:32 PM	#2182
Danny Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	From rereading, it looks like a curse where he has to disagree with everything someone says. Chief Rum, you are a nice, smart, incredible person and I am honored to know you.

02-16-2009, 09:33 PM	#2185
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	Someone's Grouchy Smurf, that's for sure. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

02-16-2009, 09:35 PM	#2187
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	UCLA RULES. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

02-16-2009, 09:35 PM	#2188
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	USC SUCKS. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

02-16-2009, 09:36 PM	#2190
Thomkal Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Surfside Beach,SC USA	so what does the Manual not do Chief?

02-16-2009, 09:38 PM	#2193
Danny Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	There is no way Chief Rum is going to tell me what his items does.

02-16-2009, 09:38 PM	#2194
dubb93 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2004	Chief are you enjoying that ring or what?

02-16-2009, 09:41 PM	#2196
Passacaglia Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Big Ten Country	BLACK MARKET PASSACAGLIA GIVES DANNY 1 BUNDLE OF HERBS DANNY GIVES PASSACAGLIA 60 GOLD I'll buy it from you for 50 if you don't need it.

02-16-2009, 09:41 PM	#2197
Danny Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	Abe, that curse is brilliant.

02-16-2009, 09:41 PM	#2198
Thomkal Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Surfside Beach,SC USA	So this Manual is for clerics only and gives them wondrous abilities right Chief?

02-16-2009, 09:42 PM	#2200
Danny Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	Chief Rum will not trade me all of his gold for nothing.

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