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Old 02-28-2006, 08:12 PM   #2101
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Damn!!!! You have likez mad photoshop skillz! Good job! You, Coffee Warlord, cthomer5000 and Toddzilla are artistic freaks.
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Old 02-28-2006, 08:14 PM   #2102
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Old 02-28-2006, 08:16 PM   #2103
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Old 02-28-2006, 08:17 PM   #2104
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Old 02-28-2006, 08:18 PM   #2105
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Cuervo hit a grand slam on that one.
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This is like watching a car wreck. But one where, every so often, someone walks over and punches the driver in the face as he struggles to free himself from the wreckage.
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Old 02-28-2006, 08:20 PM   #2106
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And huge kudos to Cuervo on that one.
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Old 02-28-2006, 08:22 PM   #2107
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Thanks! I've gotten a chuckle out of all of these...I'm just throwing up as much as I can and hope something sticks. The Truman one was actually really easy...

(and I did think of "Goes Gold"...probably should have gone with that)
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Old 02-28-2006, 08:22 PM   #2108
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Looks like Maximum Football isn't playing well on the Arab street.


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Old 02-28-2006, 08:23 PM   #2109
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At this rate, we'll need a new song from Ant tomorrow.
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Old 02-28-2006, 08:25 PM   #2110
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(and I did think of "Goes Gold"...probably should have gone with that)

It was excellent the way it was.
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Old 02-28-2006, 08:26 PM   #2111
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Looks like Maximum Football isn't playing well on the Arab street.

I'm not much of a photoshop wizard myself (read as: can barely open a picture to look at it, much less edit one) but ... one of a pack of angry Daivd's burning an assortment of Great Satan games (aka text sims) would be a pretty good 'shopping IMO.
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Old 02-28-2006, 08:31 PM   #2112
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Wow!





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Old 02-28-2006, 08:42 PM   #2113
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Old 02-28-2006, 08:45 PM   #2114
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To continue the movie theme:

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Old 02-28-2006, 08:54 PM   #2115
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Sorry sir. I will stay with my heterosexual relationship. But I am sure Cringer could help you out.


LOL you have a talent. That video/song is amoung the finest ever written.
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Old 02-28-2006, 08:59 PM   #2116
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To continue the movie theme:


While the artwork leaves plenty to be desired, the tagline is brilliant.
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Old 02-28-2006, 09:02 PM   #2117
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While the artwork leaves plenty to be desired

I'm hoping to use it as part of my resume to be art director for the sequel.
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Old 02-28-2006, 09:03 PM   #2118
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Old 02-28-2006, 09:14 PM   #2119
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Ok, I am wrong, very, very wrong. These last 12 pages have been pure gold. Normally Antmeister's South Park style is a little weird but I busted out laughing on Broken Yards. Well done. Pure genius.
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Old 02-28-2006, 09:17 PM   #2120
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Old 02-28-2006, 09:20 PM   #2121
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This thread is climbing the ranks in the replies category as well. If I'm doing this right, it's behind only a couple of werewolf games and a hockey thread.
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Old 02-28-2006, 09:20 PM   #2122
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Old 02-28-2006, 09:27 PM   #2123
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Old 02-28-2006, 09:28 PM   #2124
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I wish I had the photoshop skills of you boys.
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Old 02-28-2006, 09:32 PM   #2125
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I wish I had the photoshop skills of you boys.

I am certain that you are, at the very least, my equal.
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Old 02-28-2006, 09:32 PM   #2126
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Don't be shy...show everyone yer nuts for Maximum Football!
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Old 02-28-2006, 09:32 PM   #2127
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Old 02-28-2006, 09:35 PM   #2128
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This thread is climbing the ranks in the replies category as well. If I'm doing this right, it's behind only a couple of werewolf games and a hockey thread.

Must overtake the Werewolf games.
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Old 02-28-2006, 09:36 PM   #2129
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Just got to listen to the Antmeister song.

Awesome.

Now I need to find my own bit of awesomeness to contribute to the thread.
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Old 02-28-2006, 09:38 PM   #2130
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What would a Maximum Football Werewolf Game be like?

Would the wolves be Bugs?
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Old 02-28-2006, 09:40 PM   #2131
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Nothing really to add, but, good job lads.
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Old 02-28-2006, 09:40 PM   #2132
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It finally struck me where he got the inspiration for the game. It was from this website:

http://www.zombo.com

Zombo.com, where anything is possible.
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Old 02-28-2006, 09:43 PM   #2133
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Oh my... tears in my eyes again.
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Old 02-28-2006, 09:52 PM   #2134
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Leaving aside the fact that this game has been advertised forever, anyone still looking to buy this game? Should be out in the next month or so. Would have been out already from what I understand, but when Matrix Games picked it up as the distributor they wanted the career thing added and so the delay resulted.

One of the posters over on that board really hit what I think. You would think that great as the text-sims may be, would it really be that hard to add even some rudimentary graphics to the game? Not even 3d, just something to add movement and a sense of 'being there' while it unfolds. Can't believe this far into game developement and its either all or nothing. Madden or FOFC (good as the latter may be.)

I just wanted to remind everybody where we've come from in such a short amount of time.
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Old 02-28-2006, 09:57 PM   #2135
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Maybe this was brought up before, maybe not, but it's time to update the FAQ on the official site:
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Is this simply CFL Football 2k1?
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Old 02-28-2006, 10:05 PM   #2136
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Clearly, this game is TOTALLY different from CFL 2k1.

The only licenses in this game are for Minnesota State and the Ga. Tech Bulldogs.
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Old 02-28-2006, 10:11 PM   #2137
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This game will be out shortly, before the super bowl at the latest.
The above was from December 30 (2005, even!).

So, um, any predictions on who's going to win Super Bowl XL? As a Broncos fan, I hate to say this, but I think the Colts have this one locked up.
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Old 02-28-2006, 10:15 PM   #2138
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The above was from December 30 (2005, even!).

So, um, any predictions on who's going to win Super Bowl XL? As a Broncos fan, I hate to say this, but I think the Colts have this one locked up.

You can't seriously be suggesting that somebody will beat the Pats. That's nonsense.
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Old 02-28-2006, 10:16 PM   #2139
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The above was from December 30 (2005, even!).

So, um, any predictions on who's going to win Super Bowl XL? As a Broncos fan, I hate to say this, but I think the Colts have this one locked up.

All I know is that those Seattle Seahawks are way over-rated. No way they go far come playoffs.
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Old 02-28-2006, 10:18 PM   #2140
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Old 02-28-2006, 10:19 PM   #2141
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Old 02-28-2006, 10:21 PM   #2142
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I think giving Carson Palmer a long term extension could be a mistake. He may have a serious injury, and then they would be out a lot of money(potentially).
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Old 02-28-2006, 10:37 PM   #2143
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Old 02-28-2006, 10:43 PM   #2144
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::claps loudly:: I had seen this thread before and skipped over it not thinking it was anything really special. Today I started reading it from the beginning and I am in awe. My girlfriend thought I was insane for the bursts of laughter that would erupt every few minutes. Bravo Ant and to everyone. It's a shame that MF looks like it will be horrible but at least we have had plenty of fun at it's almost certain death.
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Old 02-28-2006, 10:49 PM   #2145
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::claps loudly:: I had seen this thread before and skipped over it not thinking it was anything really special. Today I started reading it from the beginning and I am in awe. My girlfriend thought I was insane for the bursts of laughter that would erupt every few minutes. Bravo Ant and to everyone. It's a shame that MF looks like it will be horrible but at least we have had plenty of fun at it's almost certain death.

Yup, it happened here too... I heard laughter at around 2am and all I thought was.. okay, Antmeister is on the Maximum Football thread again.
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Old 02-28-2006, 11:00 PM   #2146
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What would a Maximum Football Werewolf Game be like?

Would the wolves be Bugs?

It'd be the first time there were more werewolves than villagers. And villagers would become werewolves (because certainly the first down issue didn't develop until the build of a few days ago).
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Old 02-28-2006, 11:04 PM   #2147
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It'd be the first time there were more werewolves than villagers. And villagers would become werewolves (because certainly the first down issue didn't develop until the build of a few days ago).

So, for game balance, the villagers would have to be bugs?

Or maybe the wolves would be fanboys, and the villagers trolls? Or a group of beta testers, and the wolves are conspirators dedicated to the failure of the game, and keep exposing bugs. Either way, I think spelling ability should be some sort of weakness/power.

This really needs to happen?
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Old 02-28-2006, 11:04 PM   #2148
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Old 02-28-2006, 11:07 PM   #2149
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About to cross the 50,000 view marker.

And we're there.
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