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Izulde · 05-09-2007, 01:47 AM

sup my niggas?

I was all up on a girl tonight and shit bumping and grinding all that on the floor but she was all up inot homeslice I was wid so I just greased the skids getting her all excited and shit and then checked out so my homey mac could hit that shit, get with that shit.

No limit soldier, motherfucka!

Karlifornia · 05-09-2007, 03:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Izulde

sup my niggas?

I was all up on a girl tonight and shit bumping and grinding all that on the floor but she was all up inot homeslice I was wid so I just greased the skids getting her all excited and shit and then checked out so my homey mac could hit that shit, get with that shit.

No limit soldier, motherfucka!

I mean, warts and all, this was an ok attempt at an actual black person...C+, I'd say. I'm drunk, too..well, not really, but I have been drinking.

Izulde · 05-09-2007, 03:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Karlifornia

I mean, warts and all, this was an ok attempt at an actual black person...C+, I'd say. I'm drunk, too..well, not really, but I have been drinking.

I was really drunk when I wrote that. Ironically enough, I spent the sobering up period arguing with some self-righteous jackass about ebonics.

amdaily · 05-10-2007, 09:25 PM

This is unreal. No matter how much I drink I never seem to reach that now elusive state of being drunk

Greyroofoo · 05-10-2007, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by amdaily

This is unreal. No matter how much I drink I never seem to reach that now elusive state of being drunk

I always find that switching up the type of alcohol works wonders when that happens.

amdaily · 05-10-2007, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Greyroofoo

I always find that switching up the type of alcohol works wonders when that happens.

Good advice. I keep drinking more trying to 'get there,' and while I know I'll never reach it, I know I'll pay for it in the morning regardless

JeeberD · 05-11-2007, 04:26 PM

Damn...it's not even 4:30 and I'm already feeling GOOD. I'm sure this is gonna fuck up my IHOF draft...

amdaily · 05-11-2007, 05:26 PM

Can't go out tomorrow, so gonna be drinking for two tonight

JeeberD · 05-11-2007, 05:31 PM

Congats on the pregnancy, am!

JeeberD · 05-11-2007, 06:49 PM

Holy fuck, I'm drnk. This ain;t good, dude...

cartman · 05-11-2007, 06:54 PM

No drinking for me tonight. I have to get up early tomorrow to head to the airport. I'm flying out to San Jose, where a couple of my buddies are having a dual 40th birthday party. So I'll make sure to catch up tomorrow night! If you hear of riots in the Willow Glen area of San Jose tomorrow, that'd be us.

Greyroofoo · 05-11-2007, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Holy fuck, I'm drnk. This ain;t good, dude...

How is that not good? I'm pretty tipsy myself

JeeberD · 05-11-2007, 09:02 PM

My wife is trying to sober me up with food...what a bitch!

Richard Weed · 05-11-2007, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

My wife is trying to sober me up with food...what a bitch!

Easy solution: get her drunk.

Greyroofoo · 05-11-2007, 10:25 PM

I'm drunk, its a pretty good solution

Greyroofoo · 05-11-2007, 11:24 PM

Damn U guess it wasn't Detroit in 1 then.

Now I guess Detrioit Red Wings in Two then

amdaily · 05-11-2007, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

My wife is trying to sober me up with food...what a bitch!

F**ker hasn't posted in over 2 and :44 minutes. The wife got the best of him!

Perhaps in more ways than one, fucking JeeberD!

amdaily · 05-12-2007, 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by amdaily

F**ker hasn't posted in over 2 and :44 minutes. The wife got the best of him!

Perhaps in more ways than one, fucking JeeberD!

I wish some woman - any woman - got the best of me tonight!

Tired, lonely, and pathetic. I think I aliented my best friends friend even after I bought the asshole a free drink! Why do I deal with these people???

Honestly, I think hookers are the best way to go.

I know how mechanical this can sound, but I doubt I can ever be with someone whom I don't feel 'it' with.' Call me gay if you want, but as old fashioned as I am, I need to have that feeling of 'it' before I will engage in any risky activties.

And if that condems me to returning here to wallow in self pitty every weekend, so be it! I am simply unwilling to compromise either to peer pressure or my beliefs.

Telle · 05-12-2007, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by amdaily

And if that condems me to returning here to wallow in self pitty every weekend, so be it! I am simply unwilling to compromise either to peer pressure or my beliefs.

Well, there's always porn...

amdaily · 05-12-2007, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Telle

Well, there's always porn...

True that. Porned out after this afternoon though...

Do you think I am being a stuck up asshole for no worthwhile reason, Telle???

Greyroofoo · 05-12-2007, 08:42 PM

Drunk again as usual

panerd · 05-12-2007, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by amdaily

I wish some woman - any woman - got the best of me tonight!

Tired, lonely, and pathetic. I think I aliented my best friends friend even after I bought the asshole a free drink! Why do I deal with these people???

Honestly, I think hookers are the best way to go.

I know how mechanical this can sound, but I doubt I can ever be with someone whom I don't feel 'it' with.' Call me gay if you want, but as old fashioned as I am, I need to have that feeling of 'it' before I will engage in any risky activties.

And if that condems me to returning here to wallow in self pitty every weekend, so be it! I am simply unwilling to compromise either to peer pressure or my beliefs.

I bolded the section of two paragraphs that make absolutely no sense together. This is my first post in the drunk thread. I have had one or nights of reading the drunk thread, but I am usually too fucked up to figure out (or bother using energy) how to post in it.

Greyroofoo · 05-12-2007, 09:39 PM

I like hookers, the perfect "no strings attached" relationship!

Greyroofoo · 05-12-2007, 11:00 PM

God Damn I'm so drunk right, I can't till I'm even more drunk so I can say something stupid!

Greyroofoo · 05-12-2007, 11:37 PM

amdaily where the hell are you tonight!!!!

w00t! my 300th post in this thread!!!!

Greyroofoo · 05-13-2007, 12:01 AM

if raidersarmy (hell, the name is joke now, think of it as jbmagic's army) deletes this thread then I shall see to it that a greater thread rises from the ashes.

Edit: This post would be funnier if someone else hadn't deleted their post.

amdaily · 05-15-2007, 10:16 PM

Yep...

Greyroofoo · 05-15-2007, 10:25 PM

drunk again tonight and listening to Pink FLoyd, how else is everyone in this thread?

amdaily · 05-15-2007, 10:34 PM

Never got Pink Floyd, some Johnny Cash again for me tonight!

Greyroofoo · 05-15-2007, 10:38 PM

How did you never get Pink Floyd,?!?!? I might try some Johnny Cash tonight to expand my horizons, but I wish someone could tell me the name of a band that's better than pink floyd

amdaily · 05-15-2007, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Greyroofoo

How did you never get Pink Floyd,?!?!? I might try some Johnny Cash tonight to expand my horizons, but I wish someone could tell me the name of a band that's better than pink floyd

Lynyrd Skynyrd?

Greyroofoo · 05-15-2007, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by amdaily

Lynyrd Skynyrd?

Hell NO!!!!!!

Edit: Ok, I do like lynyrd but he is certaintly no Pink FLoyd!!!

RendeR · 05-15-2007, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Greyroofoo

How did you never get Pink Floyd,?!?!? I might try some Johnny Cash tonight to expand my horizons, but I wish someone could tell me the name of a band that's better than pink floyd

There is no "better" than floyd, only different. because Floyd, like top quality heroin, is the only drug that matters.

RendeR · 05-15-2007, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by amdaily

Lynyrd Skynyrd?

just...Ick.

amdaily · 05-15-2007, 10:58 PM

Fine...

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Every year is getting shorter, never seem to find the time
Plans that either come to naught or half a page of scribbled lines
Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
The time has gone, the song is over, thought I'd something more to say

I'll give you, alot of their stuff is great lyrically. But the acoustics and vocals are horrible, in more ways than one.

Greyroofoo · 05-15-2007, 11:00 PM

their stuff acousticlly is f***ing great!

amdaily · 05-15-2007, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Greyroofoo

their stuff acousticlly is f***ing great!

I'll even meet you half way there after listening to some more, but I'd rather listen to someone with a powerful and rich voice. Really kills the vibe from what could be good music.

Greyroofoo · 05-15-2007, 11:13 PM

Bah, I may be drunk but there is still no one as good as pink floyd

Greyroofoo · 05-18-2007, 10:26 PM

hangover + 2-mile run = no fun

Neuqua · 05-19-2007, 02:44 AM

I hate Las Vegas when I'm not there. Hate it

Greyroofoo · 05-19-2007, 11:28 PM

Is there no one else besides me tonight?

Yahoo!!! AirForce Strong tonight!

amdaily · 05-20-2007, 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Greyroofoo

Is there no one else besides me tonight?

Yahoo!!! AirForce Strong tonight!

Nah we're drunk, but not inebriated.

This so fucking sucks! According to everyone, I lost it it on Thursday. I mean totally out of it. Long story short, you don't even want the mild version...

Tonight, drunk 3 times as much as Thursday and nothing! Ended up replaying Johnny Cash's "Hurt," Hinder's "Bliss," and Rascal Flatts "Bless the Broken Road" a couple times each at three different places. Hence, I'm broke for like 3 weeks now.

Life sucks, someone just end it for me

amdaily · 05-20-2007, 01:00 AM

amdaily · 05-20-2007, 01:00 AM

Going

amdaily · 05-20-2007, 01:00 AM

amdaily · 05-20-2007, 01:00 AM

2000!

SunDevil · 05-20-2007, 03:32 AM

Making an appearance. I;m freaking wasted. That is all.

Greyroofoo · 05-20-2007, 08:36 PM

Drunk again tonight and hating life as usual

Greyroofoo · 05-20-2007, 10:03 PM

w00t! My life officially onofficially sucks!

amdaily · 05-20-2007, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Greyroofoo

w00t! My life officially onofficially sucks!

I wanna be drinking tonight too...

05-09-2007, 01:47 AM	#1951
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	sup my niggas? I was all up on a girl tonight and shit bumping and grinding all that on the floor but she was all up inot homeslice I was wid so I just greased the skids getting her all excited and shit and then checked out so my homey mac could hit that shit, get with that shit. No limit soldier, motherfucka! __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

05-11-2007, 04:26 PM	#1957
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Damn...it's not even 4:30 and I'm already feeling GOOD. I'm sure this is gonna fuck up my IHOF draft... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

05-11-2007, 05:26 PM	#1958
amdaily College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003	Can't go out tomorrow, so gonna be drinking for two tonight Last edited by amdaily : 05-11-2007 at 05:26 PM.

05-11-2007, 05:31 PM	#1959
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Congats on the pregnancy, am! __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

05-11-2007, 06:49 PM	#1960
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Holy fuck, I'm drnk. This ain;t good, dude... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

05-10-2007, 09:25 PM	#1954
amdaily College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003	This is unreal. No matter how much I drink I never seem to reach that now elusive state of being drunk

05-11-2007, 06:54 PM	#1961
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	No drinking for me tonight. I have to get up early tomorrow to head to the airport. I'm flying out to San Jose, where a couple of my buddies are having a dual 40th birthday party. So I'll make sure to catch up tomorrow night! If you hear of riots in the Willow Glen area of San Jose tomorrow, that'd be us. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

05-11-2007, 09:02 PM	#1963
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	My wife is trying to sober me up with food...what a bitch! __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

05-11-2007, 10:25 PM	#1965
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	I'm drunk, its a pretty good solution

05-11-2007, 11:24 PM	#1966
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	Damn U guess it wasn't Detroit in 1 then. Now I guess Detrioit Red Wings in Two then

05-12-2007, 08:42 PM	#1971
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	Drunk again as usual

05-12-2007, 09:39 PM	#1973
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	I like hookers, the perfect "no strings attached" relationship!

05-12-2007, 11:00 PM	#1974
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	God Damn I'm so drunk right, I can't till I'm even more drunk so I can say something stupid!

05-12-2007, 11:37 PM	#1975
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	amdaily where the hell are you tonight!!!! w00t! my 300th post in this thread!!!!

05-13-2007, 12:01 AM	#1976
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	if raidersarmy (hell, the name is joke now, think of it as jbmagic's army) deletes this thread then I shall see to it that a greater thread rises from the ashes. Edit: This post would be funnier if someone else hadn't deleted their post. Last edited by Greyroofoo : 05-13-2007 at 10:11 PM.

05-15-2007, 10:16 PM	#1977
amdaily College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003	Yep...

05-15-2007, 10:25 PM	#1978
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	drunk again tonight and listening to Pink FLoyd, how else is everyone in this thread?

05-15-2007, 10:34 PM	#1979
amdaily College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003	Never got Pink Floyd, some Johnny Cash again for me tonight!

05-15-2007, 10:38 PM	#1980
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	How did you never get Pink Floyd,?!?!? I might try some Johnny Cash tonight to expand my horizons, but I wish someone could tell me the name of a band that's better than pink floyd

05-15-2007, 11:00 PM	#1986
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	their stuff acousticlly is f***ing great!

05-15-2007, 11:13 PM	#1988
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	Bah, I may be drunk but there is still no one as good as pink floyd

05-18-2007, 10:26 PM	#1989
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	hangover + 2-mile run = no fun

05-19-2007, 02:44 AM	#1990
Neuqua Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago, Ill	I hate Las Vegas when I'm not there. Hate it __________________ Our Deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be?

05-19-2007, 11:28 PM	#1991
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	Is there no one else besides me tonight? Yahoo!!! AirForce Strong tonight!

05-20-2007, 01:00 AM	#1993
amdaily College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003	Just

05-20-2007, 01:00 AM	#1994
amdaily College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003	Going

05-20-2007, 01:00 AM	#1995
amdaily College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003	For

05-20-2007, 01:00 AM	#1996
amdaily College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003	2000!

05-20-2007, 08:36 PM	#1998
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	Drunk again tonight and hating life as usual

05-20-2007, 10:03 PM	#1999
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	w00t! My life officially onofficially sucks!

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