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Could just be another way of sticking on another crime. Maybe they are throwing a few indictments against her to see which ones stick? |
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03-31-2012, 10:32 AM | #1952 |
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I'm not gay, but I'm probably going with Brad Pitt in that scenario.
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Ya, it's just two different crimes instead of one. The computer thing is an important separate crime because it makes the Dateline: Predator scenario criminal, where there's no actual child and/or no actual sexual contact, the communication itself is the crime. If you follow through on the communication and have some under-age party time, then you've committed another crime. Also, I agree with Pitt > O'Donnell in a molestation scenario. Last edited by molson : 03-31-2012 at 11:06 AM. |
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Well, I figure Rosie is going to want to wear a strap on... so I'm boned either way.
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A plea in our Ben-Gal, along with several pictures. This story may end up having some legs.
hxxp://news.cincinnati.com/article/20120329/NEWS0103/303290049/Ben-Gal-ex-teacher-accused-having-sex-student?odyssey=tab|topnews|text|FRONTPAGE |
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Man, she is rough looking.
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04-02-2012, 05:52 PM | #1958 |
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Can't be real. Looks like someone used the meth filter in Photoshop.
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Or she's using the meth filter in real life.
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04-02-2012, 06:20 PM | #1960 |
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Can someone non hxxp that link. I can't even copy paste it via mobile. It's a friggin legit news site.
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At least now we know why the student denied it.
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04-02-2012, 07:37 PM | #1964 |
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Is it just me or does her face look ... odd?
Like bad plastic surgery or something maybe?
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I don't get the thought process behind being some sort of bikini model(judging from the pics on that site) and also teaching school. It's not a good combo in the Internet world. Funny that her mom got indicted, too.
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04-02-2012, 07:55 PM | #1967 | |
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Almost like a horse. Looking back at the original pics from the earlier page, you know it's her, but none of the photos in this story are flattering, even the ones of her cheering. She's got a nice body in the bikini shots, but like you said...the face is off even there. |
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Between her and the 43yo, not all that impressed with the Bengals' squad. Cincy has nothing better to offer? (I mean yeah, it's Ohio and all, but c'mon.)
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Her mom is the principal at a middle school that is all of 5 minutes from my house. Can't say I'm all that impressed with our new superintendent for being out of the loop on this.
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Is it wrong that I love this thread?
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Jesus, we're close to 2000 posts. But I wonder if Ksyrup approves?
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04-03-2012, 12:38 AM | #1973 |
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If by some chance in the future you find a hot child molester, save it and post as an attachment. I think we're losing some hottie felons once news sites archive stuff.
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I don't approve because this shit is limited to women.
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She'd probably look damn hot in dim lighting or after 2 beers. |
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I find most professional cheerleaders have at best average faces. I've actually come to the surprising conclusion that they must actually hire them for their talent.
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186 years?
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pic for the above story |
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Trying to imagine if she looks good with makeup. Maybe?
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There appears to be an interstate component to this as well, as she drove to Iowa to visit the student.
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Try to imagine a life without women for 186 years and then she shows up. Might look good then, after 186 beers. |
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Let's not forget what it's like to be a teenager. I had a downstairs neighbor who had to be pushing 170 but I'll be damned if her tight, white nurses pants didn't make that ass look like something I wanted.
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I tried to find any other shots of her online, but was unable. The arraignment video wasn't very clear either.
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What I mostly remember of being a teenager involves relentlessly hazing any friend who told me he was into his 170 year old neighbor's ass. |
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Why do I keep picturing someone trying to push a couple of canned hams through a straw? But that story does remind me of some poor guy in high school who somehow got himself excited...in the middle of giving a presentation in front of the class. Thankfully I wasn't in that class, but I remember it being the joke of the school for quite some time. |
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I think I have a pretty good memory of being a teenager. I am pretty certain I would have chosen my hand instead of...... Mo. woman faces charges for statutory rape and sodomy - KFVS12 News & Weather Cape Girardeau, Carbondale, Poplar Bluff Quote:
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Forgot the pic
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wtf?????
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WHY.
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hahahahahahaha
still laughing that is the best pic ever...
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Thankfully, if you search "Melissa Eaton" on google images you will run across a golfer who's not terrible looking and a hottish model.
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Female child molesters: It's not all pretty faces all the time.
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Man, the things I'd do to her...
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That's not a woman. You're kidding me.
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