Celebrity Hot or Not 2.0, Vol. 66: Kate Upton - Page 4

bronconick · 12-09-2011, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

She looks like a little kid. I guess with boobs that big, she'd probably be more likely to appear on Nickelodeon.

This is like the inverse property of when some chick doesn't have voluptuous curves and people troll out the "She looks like a ten year old boy" comments.

Abe Sargent · 12-09-2011, 03:57 PM

I thin it's closer than some are willing to admit, but she's hot.

Suicane75 · 12-09-2011, 03:58 PM

I just now realized that I can handle others finding chicks hot that I do not a lot easier than I can handle guys finding chicks not hot that I do hot. Ya like Kate Mara, cool man, whatever floats your boat. It's like how I couldn't wrap my head around calculus. At my inner most core I cannot imagine someone looking at her and not getting aroused. I just feel like you're lying to me.

Pumpy Tudors · 12-09-2011, 03:58 PM

I don't think anything should change about these polls. Just keep doing them as they are. It's still fun to watch the "discussion" about them. Of course, I don't even vote in these polls because I really don't find any of these fat manly no-name bitches hot, but these threads are good entertainment.

DanGarion · 12-09-2011, 04:00 PM

The nots have it, thread over.

DaddyTorgo · 12-09-2011, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

I'd just like to point out that Kate has more not votes than Tina Fey has.

Abe Sargent · 12-09-2011, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

I think Autumn's pics have convinced me, it's definitely the face that's throwing things off for me, the Claudia Schiffer horse teeth in particular.

pssst... (you're looking in the wrong place)

Abe Sargent · 12-09-2011, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Autumn

This picture is guaranteed to sway something

What, that she looks 14 in it?

Pumpy Tudors · 12-09-2011, 04:07 PM

some pics of her ankle may get me to vote

Izulde · 12-09-2011, 04:08 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

The nots have it, thread over.

You really wanna play that game?

Tina Fey = lower Hot results and higher Not results

jbergey22 · 12-09-2011, 04:09 PM

This thread is at a crossroad.

Abe Sargent · 12-09-2011, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by jbergey22

This thread is at a casserole. Yum

FIXED!!!

Suicane75 · 12-09-2011, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Abe Sargent

What, that she looks 14 in it?

Find me a 14 year old with breasts like that and I'll ask you to find me a lawyer too.

Autumn · 12-09-2011, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Abe Sargent

What, that she looks 14 in it?

I ... well... do you ...

Wait, what?

Abe Sargent · 12-09-2011, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

Find me a 14 year old with breasts like that and I'll ask you to find me a lawyer too.

*cough* look at her face *cough*

Autumn · 12-09-2011, 04:14 PM

So apparently among things wrong with Kate Upton:

1. Is not 40 years old ...

2. Teeth are too big

3. Spends too much time and effort looking incredibly hot

The good news is, in 20 years she'll be perfect!

Suicane75 · 12-09-2011, 04:15 PM

She's making a squinty face. Look at her wrists, no bigger than a 10 year olds!

Autumn · 12-09-2011, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

Maybe someone should do a survivor series type hot or not with the top 50%ers. Start off pitting Christa Miller vs. Poppy Montgomery and whoever wins then takes on the next opponent up. Add a couple wild cards into the mix that haven't been in HoN yet and you have yourself a regular western duel.

I might just do that, that sounds like a fun easy way to do a tournament without worrying too much about how to structure it.

Abe Sargent · 12-09-2011, 04:17 PM

Honestly, if you are in a place in life where you can't assess the hotness level of a woman who is 18 or 19 or 20, I get it. But, since you can;t assess it one way or the other, why vote at all? Shouldn't you just abstain?

Suicane75 · 12-09-2011, 04:19 PM

I'm abstaining all over the place man.

Autumn · 12-09-2011, 04:20 PM

Why not throw a few grannies in here as well? I don't think we're being fair.

Autumn · 12-09-2011, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

I'm abstaining all over the place man.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure someone just abstained their shorts in here.

Abe Sargent · 12-09-2011, 04:20 PM

Hot or Not: Judi Dench!

spleen1015 · 12-09-2011, 04:23 PM

Ok, I voted Hot but I almost didn't.

She looks too much like she is 16 years old. I have always found older women, say 35-50 or so, more attractive than younger girls. Even when I was in my late teens to early 20s, I was more attracted to older women. My wife is 7 years older than me and I have had relationships with 2 women 10 years older than me.

DanGarion · 12-09-2011, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Autumn

I might just do that, that sounds like a fun easy way to do a tournament without worrying too much about how to structure it.

Awesome!

Autumn · 12-09-2011, 04:23 PM

good timing, lol

DanGarion · 12-09-2011, 04:26 PM

At least give her a chance.

I vote not.

Abe Sargent · 12-09-2011, 04:27 PM

This isn't Vote For Them in Their Prime, this is now.

Abe Sargent · 12-09-2011, 04:28 PM

Let's be honest, anybody who thinks this woman in this picture is hot is related or married ot her:

Sorry, Kathy Ireland is not hot. Age matters in a completely different way than most here seem to think.

DanGarion · 12-09-2011, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Abe Sargent

This isn't Vote For Them in Their Prime, this is now.

Who said you get to make the rules? It's my poll...

DanGarion · 12-09-2011, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Abe Sargent

Let's be honest, anybody who thinks this woman in this picture is hot is related or married ot her:

Sorry, Kathy Ireland is not hot. Age matters in a completely different way than most here seem to think.

Pretty hot for 48. Would I vote hot? No, but considering the age she is a damn attractive woman.

Autumn · 12-09-2011, 04:33 PM

Just to be clear, I was being sarcastic about throwing grannies in here. Clicking on Hot or Not and seeing Judi Dench is an unpleasant brain shift.

Autumn · 12-09-2011, 04:34 PM

This should make everyone happy. Pretend her face looks 47, has small teeth, and no makeup!

Grover · 12-09-2011, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Abe Sargent

Let's be honest, anybody who thinks this woman in this picture is hot is related or married ot her:

I'd hit it.

Abe Sargent · 12-09-2011, 04:35 PM

Or just give her Judi Dench's face if you prefer!

Abe Sargent · 12-09-2011, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Grover

I'd hit it.

AS would I, but only to say that I fucked Kathy Ireland. I'd close my eyes and pretend she's Kate Upton.

Grover · 12-09-2011, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Abe Sargent

AS would I, but only to say that I fucked Kathy Ireland. I'd close my eyes and pretend she's Kate Mara.

Fixed.

Abe Sargent · 12-09-2011, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Autumn

Just to be clear, I was being sarcastic about throwing grannies in here. Clicking on Hot or Not and seeing Judi Dench is an unpleasant brain shift.

So....you want MORE JUDI DENCH????

Maybe you want some DENCH CLEAVAGE???

A little sexy lean over is always good for a nice hard boner, right? Right?

.

DanGarion · 12-09-2011, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Autumn

This should make everyone happy. Pretend her face looks 47, has small teeth, and no makeup!

Tits does not a woman make. There are some other factors that bring hotness.

Abe Sargent · 12-09-2011, 04:44 PM

Like as ass, which is woefully absent, byu the way, for Ms. Upton

Abe Sargent · 12-09-2011, 04:45 PM

Oh, and btw, the next one should be Hot or Not 2.0, Vol 67: Kate Middleton

Then we'd have a trifecta of Kates

Abe Sargent · 12-09-2011, 04:46 PM

Abe Sargent · 12-09-2011, 04:52 PM

Okay, I think I've Denched this thread enough for now

Rizon · 12-09-2011, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Grover

I'd hit it.

So would I, but only because she's taking forever navigating her Lark across the crosswalk.

Chief Rum · 12-09-2011, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

I could walk through downtown Newark (I'm not gonna) and find a lot of super hot babes, that's not the point. I'm sure UGA is full of super hot blonds whom I'd want to bang, I'm sure the same can be said for Nebraska Technical Institute. I understand that the world is full of attractive women.

None of these facts do a thing to diminish my theory that Kate Upton is physical perfection.

Wait...so these are nun swimsuit outfits?

There is something epically wrong with that.

larrymcg421 · 12-09-2011, 05:05 PM

I'm not denying that she has alot of good individual traits, but they just don't add up in a way that makes her hot. To me, she's like one of those sports teams put together with a bunch of egotistical all-stars that just doesn't pan out. And her ass is like LeBron in the 4th quarter.

Suicane75 · 12-09-2011, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Rum

Wait...so these are nun swimsuit outfits?
There is something epically wrong with that.

It's from the new 3 Stooges movie.

Suicane75 · 12-09-2011, 05:34 PM

And I would still do Kathy Ireland. Sure she may be older now, but for what she did for me when I was a teenager, I feel like I owe her one. So yeah, she'd be allowed to have the glory that is me. It's the least I could do.

Autumn · 12-09-2011, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

Tits does not a woman make. There are some other factors that bring hotness.

Thus the fact that I voted no on Christina Hendricks.

Bigsmooth · 12-09-2011, 06:17 PM

Nuns do it out of habit. Oh yeah.

View Poll Results: Kate Upton, Hot? or Not?
Hot!	126	71.59%
Not!	50	28.41%
Voters: 176. You may not vote on this poll

12-09-2011, 03:57 PM	#152
Abe Sargent Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Catonsville, MD	I thin it's closer than some are willing to admit, but she's hot. __________________ Check out my two current weekly Magic columns! https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/?action=search&page=1&author[]=Abe%20Sargent

12-09-2011, 03:58 PM	#154
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I don't think anything should change about these polls. Just keep doing them as they are. It's still fun to watch the "discussion" about them. Of course, I don't even vote in these polls because I really don't find any of these fat manly no-name bitches hot, but these threads are good entertainment. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

12-09-2011, 04:00 PM	#155
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Great Northwest	The nots have it, thread over. __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

12-09-2011, 04:07 PM	#159
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	some pics of her ankle may get me to vote __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

12-09-2011, 03:58 PM	#153
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	I just now realized that I can handle others finding chicks hot that I do not a lot easier than I can handle guys finding chicks not hot that I do hot. Ya like Kate Mara, cool man, whatever floats your boat. It's like how I couldn't wrap my head around calculus. At my inner most core I cannot imagine someone looking at her and not getting aroused. I just feel like you're lying to me.

12-09-2011, 04:09 PM	#161
jbergey22 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Minnesota	This thread is at a crossroad. Last edited by jbergey22 : 12-09-2011 at 04:09 PM.

12-09-2011, 04:14 PM	#166
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	So apparently among things wrong with Kate Upton: 1. Is not 40 years old ... 2. Teeth are too big 3. Spends too much time and effort looking incredibly hot The good news is, in 20 years she'll be perfect!

12-09-2011, 04:15 PM	#167
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	She's making a squinty face. Look at her wrists, no bigger than a 10 year olds!

12-09-2011, 04:17 PM	#169
Abe Sargent Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Catonsville, MD	Honestly, if you are in a place in life where you can't assess the hotness level of a woman who is 18 or 19 or 20, I get it. But, since you can;t assess it one way or the other, why vote at all? Shouldn't you just abstain? __________________ Check out my two current weekly Magic columns! https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/?action=search&page=1&author[]=Abe%20Sargent

12-09-2011, 04:19 PM	#170
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	I'm abstaining all over the place man.

12-09-2011, 04:20 PM	#171
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	Why not throw a few grannies in here as well? I don't think we're being fair.

12-09-2011, 04:20 PM	#173
Abe Sargent Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Catonsville, MD	Hot or Not: Judi Dench! __________________ Check out my two current weekly Magic columns! https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/?action=search&page=1&author[]=Abe%20Sargent Last edited by Abe Sargent : 12-09-2011 at 04:24 PM.

12-09-2011, 04:23 PM	#174
spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	Ok, I voted Hot but I almost didn't. She looks too much like she is 16 years old. I have always found older women, say 35-50 or so, more attractive than younger girls. Even when I was in my late teens to early 20s, I was more attracted to older women. My wife is 7 years older than me and I have had relationships with 2 women 10 years older than me.

12-09-2011, 04:23 PM	#176
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	good timing, lol

12-09-2011, 04:26 PM	#177
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Great Northwest	At least give her a chance. I vote not. __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

12-09-2011, 04:27 PM	#178
Abe Sargent Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Catonsville, MD	This isn't Vote For Them in Their Prime, this is now. __________________ Check out my two current weekly Magic columns! https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/?action=search&page=1&author[]=Abe%20Sargent

12-09-2011, 04:28 PM	#179
Abe Sargent Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Catonsville, MD	Let's be honest, anybody who thinks this woman in this picture is hot is related or married ot her: Sorry, Kathy Ireland is not hot. Age matters in a completely different way than most here seem to think. __________________ Check out my two current weekly Magic columns! https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/?action=search&page=1&author[]=Abe%20Sargent Last edited by Abe Sargent : 12-09-2011 at 04:29 PM.

12-09-2011, 04:33 PM	#182
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	Just to be clear, I was being sarcastic about throwing grannies in here. Clicking on Hot or Not and seeing Judi Dench is an unpleasant brain shift.

12-09-2011, 04:34 PM	#183
Autumn Head Coach Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bath, ME	This should make everyone happy. Pretend her face looks 47, has small teeth, and no makeup!

12-09-2011, 04:35 PM	#185
Abe Sargent Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Catonsville, MD	Or just give her Judi Dench's face if you prefer! __________________ Check out my two current weekly Magic columns! https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/?action=search&page=1&author[]=Abe%20Sargent

12-09-2011, 04:44 PM	#190
Abe Sargent Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Catonsville, MD	Like as ass, which is woefully absent, byu the way, for Ms. Upton __________________ Check out my two current weekly Magic columns! https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/?action=search&page=1&author[]=Abe%20Sargent

12-09-2011, 04:45 PM	#191
Abe Sargent Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Catonsville, MD	Oh, and btw, the next one should be Hot or Not 2.0, Vol 67: Kate Middleton Then we'd have a trifecta of Kates __________________ Check out my two current weekly Magic columns! https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/?action=search&page=1&author[]=Abe%20Sargent

12-09-2011, 04:46 PM	#192
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12-09-2011, 04:52 PM	#193
Abe Sargent Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Catonsville, MD	Okay, I think I've Denched this thread enough for now __________________ Check out my two current weekly Magic columns! https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/?action=search&page=1&author[]=Abe%20Sargent

12-09-2011, 05:05 PM	#196
larrymcg421 Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Georgia	I'm not denying that she has alot of good individual traits, but they just don't add up in a way that makes her hot. To me, she's like one of those sports teams put together with a bunch of egotistical all-stars that just doesn't pan out. And her ass is like LeBron in the 4th quarter. __________________ Top 10 Songs of the Year 1955-Present (1976 Added) Franchise Portfolio Draft Winner Fictional Character Draft Winner Television Family Draft Winner Build Your Own Hollywood Studio Draft Winner

12-09-2011, 05:34 PM	#198
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	And I would still do Kathy Ireland. Sure she may be older now, but for what she did for me when I was a teenager, I feel like I owe her one. So yeah, she'd be allowed to have the glory that is me. It's the least I could do.

12-09-2011, 06:17 PM	#200
Bigsmooth College Prospect Join Date: Dec 2006	Nuns do it out of habit. Oh yeah.

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