The Official FOFC TMI Thread - Page 4

Suburban Rhythm · 06-20-2008, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

Well if that's the case than I am not socially acceptable.

For reasons other than being a Flyers fan?

Dr. Sak · 06-20-2008, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Suburban Rhythm

For reasons other than being a Flyers fan?

Look who's talking. You fawn over a 19 year old boy...at least mine is a female.

Suburban Rhythm · 06-20-2008, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

Look who's talking. You fawn over a 19 year old boy...at least mine is a female.

Jordan Staal?

No way...that falls out of the range based on 1/2 +7. I'm more of a Ryan Whitney guy.

Pumpy Tudors · 06-20-2008, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Neon_Chaos

Rawr.

It's got real panther bits.

What? Your lunch?

Dr. Sak · 06-20-2008, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Suburban Rhythm

Jordan Staal?

No way...that falls out of the range based on 1/2 +7. I'm more of a Ryan Whitney guy.

I'm talking about Cindy...your man crush.

I took you more for a Stiegy guy anyway.

Suburban Rhythm · 06-20-2008, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

I'm talking about Cindy...your man crush.

I took you more for a Stiegy guy anyway.

Would Steigy qualify as a cougar?

Pumpy Tudors · 06-20-2008, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Suburban Rhythm

Would Steigy qualify as a cougar?

oh dear god

oliegirl · 06-20-2008, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

Well if that's the case than I am not socially acceptable. Last year I had a "relationship" with a college sophomore. I was 28 and she was 19. Cool girl...she is coming to stay with me for a weekend next month.

I should refresh my supply of Viagra.

So wait, you are sleeping with a cougar in your office whose daughter you dated at one point, and you have a 19 or 20 year old coming to you for a weekend long booty call next month?????

Every man here must now bow down before you and praise your name...

Seriously.

Dr. Sak · 06-20-2008, 09:13 AM

I'm sure Shorty pulls his fair game. So no one needs to bow to me.

Flasch186 · 06-20-2008, 09:42 AM

I think I may be getting a cold so Ill try to get some pictures of any entities I cough up.

Pumpy Tudors · 06-20-2008, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Cap Ologist

8 is obviously false

By the way, you're right.

Dr. Sak · 06-20-2008, 09:57 AM

One word of advice for those wanting to hook up with a cougar...

When having sex with them, they don't appreciate if you hum/sing the tune/words to Mrs. Robinson.

oliegirl · 06-20-2008, 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

One word of advice for those wanting to hook up with a cougar...

When having sex with them, they don't appreciate if you hum/sing the tune/words to Mrs. Robinson.

Just keep chanting "Plastics" instead

Lorena · 06-20-2008, 10:02 AM

Dr. Sak · 06-20-2008, 10:07 AM

Im surprised he uses lube. I thought he'd just use the grease from his hair.

BrianD · 06-20-2008, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

Im surprised he uses lube. I thought he'd just use the grease from his hair.

...and what, sticks his head up her ass first?

Pumpy Tudors · 06-20-2008, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by BrianD

...and what, sticks his head up her ass first?

That would explain the perpetually pained look on her face.

MikeVic · 06-20-2008, 10:26 AM

Looks like two dudes.

Dr. Sak · 06-20-2008, 10:26 AM

And the look of bewilderment on his.

TCY Junkie · 06-20-2008, 12:10 PM

There may be people on here smarter than me, but I don't think there is anyone here with more nipples than me. Pumpy, I'm talking about nipples that are part of you, not just in your huge hands or the ones super glued to you.

path12 · 06-20-2008, 12:14 PM

Am I the only one who looks forward to TCY Junkie posts?

MikeVic · 06-20-2008, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by TCY Junkie

There may be people on here smarter than me, but I don't think there is anyone here with more nipples than me. Pumpy, I'm talking about nipples that are part of you, not just in your huge hands or the ones super glued to you.

But how many assholes do you have?

Dr. Sak · 06-20-2008, 12:23 PM

Figures you of all people would ask that question.

MikeVic · 06-20-2008, 12:24 PM

I hear Mike Richards has three.

Dr. Sak · 06-20-2008, 12:27 PM

His girlfriend has two huge Cannons!

Pumpy Tudors · 06-20-2008, 01:26 PM

I hope I never have to get into a battle of wits with TCY Junkie.

Oh, substitute the word "wits" with the word "nipples." Thanks.

GoldenEagle · 06-20-2008, 01:55 PM

I had a dream last night about Pumpy Tudors and his blonde and brunette friends being on a HBO special. It was very disturbing.

MikeVic · 06-20-2008, 01:56 PM

What was disturbing about it?

Dr. Sak · 06-20-2008, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by GoldenEagle

I had a dream last night about Pumpy Tudors and his blonde and brunette friends being on a HBO special. It was very disturbing.

Are you sure it wasn't an episode of Oz?

Pumpy Tudors · 06-20-2008, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by GoldenEagle

I had a dream last night about Pumpy Tudors and his blonde and brunette friends being on a HBO special. It was very disturbing.

The blonde told me that she and the brunette hang out for 10 minutes before work every morning. I don't know what they're doing, but they get to work an hour and a half before I do. I think I may start coming in early just to see what's going on.

Pumpy Tudors · 06-20-2008, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

Are you sure it wasn't an episode of Oz?

THEY'RE GIRLS

path12 · 06-20-2008, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

Are you sure it wasn't an episode of Oz?

Always awkward to get the clothes off the lady and find the jailhouse tat.

Or the penis.

Pumpy Tudors · 06-20-2008, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by path12

Always awkward to get the clothes off the lady and find the jailhouse tat.

Or the penis.

Damn, how'd you know about my wedding night?

In other news, the blonde was supposed to show me something today, but another chick got busy with her right before I could get all up in there. She came over afterwards to apologize, but before she could get the words out, she noticed my cans and reprimanded me.

So, yeah, I guess that shit is pretty much over now.

TCY Junkie · 06-20-2008, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by path12

Am I the only one who looks forward to TCY Junkie posts?

No, I have to delete my messages daily because I get so many request to post more.

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

But how many assholes do you have?

I have three in my immediate family. Since were on this topic, my grandpa accidentally let two cows inbred and their calf died after a couple of days because it had no way to poop.

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I hope I never have to get into a battle of wits with TCY Junkie.

Oh, substitute the word "wits" with the word "nipples." Thanks.

I would do ok just as long as anything goes, I should put up somewhat of a challenge.
I can't stay on topic, wait you said nipples so you definitely would NOT want to battle me, especially if anything goes. I have this one nipple move that is outlawed in most states.

Chief Rum · 06-20-2008, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

But how many assholes do you have?

Probably not as many as FOFC.

Chief Rum · 06-20-2008, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by TCY Junkie

I have three in my immediate family. Since were on this topic, my grandpa accidentally let two cows inbred and their calf died after a couple of days because it had no way to poop.

Damn, why did he let it eat? Masochist.

TCY Junkie · 06-20-2008, 11:43 PM

Since we are talking about poop, every guy should now this.
If you eat like a big tube of blue icing it will turn your poop green.
But don't use it as an excuse to get out of girly things with your wife to much or if your the only source of income because your wife will have you down at the hospital the next day if not sooner.

TCY Junkie · 06-21-2008, 12:07 AM

This has got to be the worst timing of TMI ever. I don't think it is funny, but thats probably because I thought my penis was dead for ten seconds.

I am sitting waiting for some food with my brother and his wife. When she starts talking about one of her friends. She asked me if I met her at their weeding and I told her no. I don't go after girls at weddings. They are just to easy and clingy. They keep calling and telling your sister-in-law that your a dick. Well I'm not doing that anymore, maybe I would if it wasn't a relatives wedding, but why the hell would I be there.

Well my sister-in-law starts telling me more and says she is really pretty and I will show you a pic later. Then she tells me right before the food gets there that her friend was jet skiing with another girl, nothing wrong there, then states she fell off the back of the jet ski and "had things sucked out of her between her legs". She then said her friend had to be air lifted to the hospital, but she could probably still have kids.
I would have said something to her like thats good, but was to worried about my penis.

Pumpy Tudors · 06-21-2008, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by TCY Junkie

Then she tells me right before the food gets there that her friend was jet skiing with another girl, nothing wrong there, then states she fell off the back of the jet ski and "had things sucked out of her between her legs".

Oh, come on. Just the phrase "between her legs" is hot.

"Twelve vipers crawled out from between her legs, and then the butter started to flow. The doctors weren't sure what the problem was, but I knew it was getting bad when they called for a priest and a plumber."
"THAT'S HOT!"

st.cronin · 06-21-2008, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by cartman

I've seen st.cronin's and Lathum's women (+ Lathum's sister in law and also Captain2711) wearing very revealing outfits. Unfortunately, I didn't think to snap a couple of pics.

I don't recall that Captain2711 was wearing a revealing outfit, but I didn't look that closely.

TCY Junkie · 06-21-2008, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

Oh, come on. Just the phrase "between her legs" is hot.
"

Thats definitely true. Then the rest of her statement gave me a visual that killed what was starting. I get shocked frequently, just not aroused a tenth of second before it. Its always the other way around.

korme · 06-26-2008, 02:17 AM

For clarification, the MILF was only 21. A new MILF. Hot as all get out, too. Definately not a cougar, though I'm on the prowl (take that pun) for one.

Suburban Rhythm · 06-26-2008, 06:20 AM

Thank God this thread is back...I was worried FOFCers had told every secret we needed to tell.

Dr. Sak · 06-26-2008, 06:25 AM

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Originally Posted by korme

For clarification, the MILF was only 21. A new MILF. Hot as all get out, too. Definately not a cougar, though I'm on the prowl (take that pun) for one.

If you want a cougar get an office job. They are everywhere.

Lorena · 06-26-2008, 08:45 AM

AFter dropping my son off at day care a few months ago, I went to the car quickly as I was running late. I opened the car door, sat in the seat and that's when I heard it.. "rrrrrrrrrrrrip". Goddam I tore my capris jeans. No time to go home and change so I just went to work. I went to the bathroom to see how bad the damage was and thank goodness my shirt was long enough to cover the spot, otherwise everyone in the building would see my ass hanging out. Thank goodness I wore underwear.

MikeVic · 06-26-2008, 08:47 AM

That is not TMI.

Lorena · 06-26-2008, 08:47 AM

dola,

I'm trying to find a patch to cover my ass. I found a good one

Dr. Sak · 06-26-2008, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Lorena

AFter dropping my son off at day care a few months ago, I went to the car quickly as I was running late. I opened the car door, sat in the seat and that's when I heard it.. "rrrrrrrrrrrrip". Goddam I tore my capris jeans. No time to go home and change so I just went to work. I went to the bathroom to see how bad the damage was and thank goodness my shirt was long enough to cover the spot, otherwise everyone in the building would see my ass hanging out. Thank goodness I wore underwear.

From what I've heard...everyone in your office has already seen your ass.

TCY Junkie · 07-01-2008, 07:46 PM

I have an elongated butt crack. Its not that bad, well sometimes it does get stuck in the long crevice. My brother has one too. His wife was trying to make him lose some weight. I guess she thought it would make it disappear. She was making fun of him for saying it ran in the family so I turned around and pulled up my shirt, that shut her up pretty quick.

Dr. Sak · 07-16-2008, 08:46 AM

Last Friday I was out at the bar with my softball team after the game. These two girls come up and talk with us. Both slutty...one was willing to show us her boobs many times and had nice nipple rings that she let me tug on.

Her friend and I start dancing and later her friend finds out that she was ditched at the bar. So I offer to drive her home. She lives out in a rural area by Mountain View Inn (Pumpy knows the area). I pull into her driveway which is about 100 yards long, lined by trees. She tells me to stop at the beginning of it.

We begin fooling around in the car...it's about 3am at the time. I ask her if she wants me to drive her back to her house and her response was...no my husband's back there.

I told her to get the fuck out of my car. She wasn't wearing her ring, but then pulled it out of her purse to show me. I told her to get out again and before she did she gave me her number told me I was so cute and wanted me to call. I told her not to hold her breath.

Good thing I gave her my fake name, Ty Webb, and not my real one.

06-20-2008, 09:42 AM	#160
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06-20-2008, 12:14 PM	#171
path12 Coordinator Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Seattle, WA	Am I the only one who looks forward to TCY Junkie posts? __________________ We have always been at war with Eastasia.

06-20-2008, 01:26 PM	#176
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I hope I never have to get into a battle of wits with TCY Junkie. Oh, substitute the word "wits" with the word "nipples." Thanks. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

06-20-2008, 01:55 PM	#177
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06-21-2008, 12:07 AM	#188
TCY Junkie College Prospect Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: TX	This has got to be the worst timing of TMI ever. I don't think it is funny, but thats probably because I thought my penis was dead for ten seconds. I am sitting waiting for some food with my brother and his wife. When she starts talking about one of her friends. She asked me if I met her at their weeding and I told her no. I don't go after girls at weddings. They are just to easy and clingy. They keep calling and telling your sister-in-law that your a dick. Well I'm not doing that anymore, maybe I would if it wasn't a relatives wedding, but why the hell would I be there. Well my sister-in-law starts telling me more and says she is really pretty and I will show you a pic later. Then she tells me right before the food gets there that her friend was jet skiing with another girl, nothing wrong there, then states she fell off the back of the jet ski and "had things sucked out of her between her legs". She then said her friend had to be air lifted to the hospital, but she could probably still have kids. I would have said something to her like thats good, but was to worried about my penis. Last edited by TCY Junkie : 06-21-2008 at 12:09 AM.

06-20-2008, 09:13 AM	#159
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	I'm sure Shorty pulls his fair game. So no one needs to bow to me.

06-20-2008, 09:57 AM	#162
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	One word of advice for those wanting to hook up with a cougar... When having sex with them, they don't appreciate if you hum/sing the tune/words to Mrs. Robinson.

06-20-2008, 10:02 AM	#164
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004

06-20-2008, 10:07 AM	#165
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	Im surprised he uses lube. I thought he'd just use the grease from his hair.

06-20-2008, 10:26 AM	#168
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	Looks like two dudes.

06-20-2008, 10:26 AM	#169
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	And the look of bewilderment on his.

06-20-2008, 12:10 PM	#170
TCY Junkie College Prospect Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: TX	There may be people on here smarter than me, but I don't think there is anyone here with more nipples than me. Pumpy, I'm talking about nipples that are part of you, not just in your huge hands or the ones super glued to you.

06-20-2008, 12:23 PM	#173
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	Figures you of all people would ask that question.

06-20-2008, 12:24 PM	#174
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	I hear Mike Richards has three.

06-20-2008, 12:27 PM	#175
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	His girlfriend has two huge Cannons!

06-20-2008, 01:56 PM	#178
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	What was disturbing about it?

06-20-2008, 11:43 PM	#187
TCY Junkie College Prospect Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: TX	Since we are talking about poop, every guy should now this. If you eat like a big tube of blue icing it will turn your poop green. But don't use it as an excuse to get out of girly things with your wife to much or if your the only source of income because your wife will have you down at the hospital the next day if not sooner.

06-26-2008, 02:17 AM	#192
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	For clarification, the MILF was only 21. A new MILF. Hot as all get out, too. Definately not a cougar, though I'm on the prowl (take that pun) for one. Last edited by korme : 06-26-2008 at 02:17 AM.

06-26-2008, 06:20 AM	#193
Suburban Rhythm Pro Starter Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Pittsburgh	Thank God this thread is back...I was worried FOFCers had told every secret we needed to tell. __________________ "Do you guys play fast tempos with odd time signatures?" "Yeah" "Cool!!"

06-26-2008, 08:45 AM	#195
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	AFter dropping my son off at day care a few months ago, I went to the car quickly as I was running late. I opened the car door, sat in the seat and that's when I heard it.. "rrrrrrrrrrrrip". Goddam I tore my capris jeans. No time to go home and change so I just went to work. I went to the bathroom to see how bad the damage was and thank goodness my shirt was long enough to cover the spot, otherwise everyone in the building would see my ass hanging out. Thank goodness I wore underwear. Last edited by Lorena : 06-26-2008 at 08:46 AM.

06-26-2008, 08:47 AM	#196
MikeVic Head Coach Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hometown of Canada	That is not TMI.

06-26-2008, 08:47 AM	#197
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	dola, I'm trying to find a patch to cover my ass. I found a good one

07-01-2008, 07:46 PM	#199
TCY Junkie College Prospect Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: TX	I have an elongated butt crack. Its not that bad, well sometimes it does get stuck in the long crevice. My brother has one too. His wife was trying to make him lose some weight. I guess she thought it would make it disappear. She was making fun of him for saying it ran in the family so I turned around and pulled up my shirt, that shut her up pretty quick.

07-16-2008, 08:46 AM	#200
Dr. Sak Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Stuck in Yinzerville, PA	Last Friday I was out at the bar with my softball team after the game. These two girls come up and talk with us. Both slutty...one was willing to show us her boobs many times and had nice nipple rings that she let me tug on. Her friend and I start dancing and later her friend finds out that she was ditched at the bar. So I offer to drive her home. She lives out in a rural area by Mountain View Inn (Pumpy knows the area). I pull into her driveway which is about 100 yards long, lined by trees. She tells me to stop at the beginning of it. We begin fooling around in the car...it's about 3am at the time. I ask her if she wants me to drive her back to her house and her response was...no my husband's back there. I told her to get the fuck out of my car. She wasn't wearing her ring, but then pulled it out of her purse to show me. I told her to get out again and before she did she gave me her number told me I was so cute and wanted me to call. I told her not to hold her breath. Good thing I gave her my fake name, Ty Webb, and not my real one.

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