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#151 |
College Prospect
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: An Oregonian deep in the heart of Texas.
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#152 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Bath, ME
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Gotta love Europe!
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#155 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pittsburgh
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Tot wanders into street while mom's at parenting class
The story not so much, but the title made me laugh
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#156 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pittsburgh
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"Do you guys play fast tempos with odd time signatures?" "Yeah" "Cool!!" |
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#157 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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#158 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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Looks like a fake news site
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#159 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Newburgh, NY
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OMG. Even if it's made up it's horrific.
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Dark Cloud
Join Date: Apr 2001
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http://www.usatoday.com/sports/preps...ont-boys_N.htm
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Dark Cloud
Join Date: Apr 2001
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World's Youngest Grandmother
Woman, 23, Becomes World's Youngest Grandmother - FoxNews.com
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#163 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2009
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Yes there are 3 events at every renaissance faire. Jousting, dueling, and grandmother-killing. The winner gets the honorary title of dumbass.
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#164 | |
Coordinator
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Buffalo, NY
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#165 |
Dark Cloud
Join Date: Apr 2001
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#166 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Newburgh, NY
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Spartanburg Police: Crack Found In Man's Buttocks
http://www2.wspa.com/news/2011/mar/1...ks-ar-1584174/
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#167 | |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pittsburgh
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Man in zombie mask attacks with stun gun
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Maybe this isn't that strange...more like a horror movie gone bad.
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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Oh man, sometimes the headlines just write themselves.
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#169 | |
Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Seven miles up
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Taco Rage: Man upset at burrito price rise fires shots.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/...72K4A920110321 Quote:
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He's just like if Snow White was competitive, horny, and capable of beating the shit out of anyone that called her Pops. Like Steam? Join the FOFC Steam group here: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/FOFConSteam Last edited by PilotMan : 03-22-2011 at 03:30 PM. |
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#170 | |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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Ah, memories:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/foo...as_chalupa_ap/ Quote:
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#171 |
Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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Hugo Chavez theorizes that capitalism might have ended life on Mars.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/...72L61D20110322
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Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint |
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#172 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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#173 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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Stupid people cause me anguish. If he wins, I want $2,000,001 and a kick to his nuts from a little girl. $2M goes to charity, he owe me a dollar, and he gets what he deserves
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#174 |
Pro Rookie
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Chicago
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Current Games Diablo III (BattleTag: DataKing#1685) Allegiances: Chicago Bears - Detroit Red Wings - Kansas Jayhawks Awards: 2011 Golden Scribe - Other Sports Category (The Straight(away) and Narrow - A Forza Motorsport 3 Dynasty) |
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#175 |
Pro Rookie
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Chicago
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Current Games Diablo III (BattleTag: DataKing#1685) Allegiances: Chicago Bears - Detroit Red Wings - Kansas Jayhawks Awards: 2011 Golden Scribe - Other Sports Category (The Straight(away) and Narrow - A Forza Motorsport 3 Dynasty) |
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#176 | |
High School Varsity
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Downriver, MI
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#177 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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The American Pickers guys just had a coronary.
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#178 | |
Dark Cloud
Join Date: Apr 2001
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Kappa Sigma suspends University of Southern California student over sex photos on campus roof
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#179 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Sep 2005
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BBC News - Puppy thrown at German biker gang
Puppy thrown at German biker gang A German student "mooned" a group of Hell's Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said. The man drove up to a Hell's Angels clubhouse near Munich, wearing only a pair of shorts and carrying a puppy. He dropped his shorts and threw the dog, escaping on a bulldozer from a nearby building site. He was arrested later at home by police. The 26-year-old is said to have stopped taking depression medication. After making his getaway on the bulldozer, he had driven so slowly that a 5km tailback built up behind him on the motorway. After driving about 1km, he had abandoned the bulldozer in the middle of the motorway, near Allershausen. He continued his journey by hitchhiking. "What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," a police spokesman said. The puppy is now being cared for in an animal shelter. |
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#180 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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I don't know where to start with that story, but I like it
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#181 |
Pro Rookie
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Chicago
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I don't live in Texas. I'm not from Texas. And I don't hunt. But this is still awesome.
Texplainer: How Real Is the Feral Hog Menace? — Texas Legislature | The Texas Tribune
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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HA!
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Sep 2005
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MY NEW HERO!
BBC News - Naked soldier smashes window to stop Salford car thief Any bloke who takes on three burglars, chases one stealing his car, punches through the glass & beats the masked thief at 6am without caring that he is in fact naked... I'll buy him a beer! |
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#184 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Big Ten Country
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#185 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Oakland, CA
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#186 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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An April Fools day prank at Wal-Mart on March 31st. Awesome.
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#187 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Big Ten Country
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Maybe the idea was for the dude to be stuck there overnight, and found in the morning on April 1.
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#188 | |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Curiously, most males' research indicates that the distance between penis and vagina is a far greater factor in failed reproduction.
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#189 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pittsburgh
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Anogenital Distance would be a great name for a band.
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#190 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Ha, I said the same thing on another board!
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#191 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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Didn't Dave Barry popularize that phrase?
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#192 |
General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The Mountains
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America gets a bad rap nowadays, and China is almost willing itself towards world acceptance through a quickly growing economy - so it's always nice have a litttle reminder, that in a lot of ways, America rules and China is run by weirdo crazies:
China bans time travel on the tube - The Source - Latest news and updates from Boston.com If you're living in China right now and want to enjoy a nice quiet evening on the sofa watching the classic 1960 film version of "The Time Machine," you may be out of luck. The New York Times recently reported that China's State Administration for Radio, Film & Television has issued new guidelines as to how TV shows should treat the issue of time travel, saying that shows that involve rocketing through time and space lack meaning and promote an unhealthy belief system. The Times reports that a press release in Chinese says that these shows "casually make up myths, have monstrous and weird plots, use absurd tactics, and even promote feudalism, superstition, fatalism and reincarnation." While plots involving time travel have been part of western culture for centuries – from "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court," to "Back to the Future" – TV dramas with plot twists involving time travel have apparently been on the rise in China. One such show, "Palace," involves woman traveling back in time to the Qing Dynasty and falling in love with several princes. Such shows are deemed by the Chinese media administration as insulting because they are "treating the serious history in a frivolous way, which should by no means be encouraged anymore," according to a Time magazine article. This news comes as no surprise considering China's recent history with censorship. Besides flagging some keywords and blocking certain topics on the Internet, the country's government has also banned online games featuring mafioso and has blocked popular websites like Youtube and Twitter on quite a few occasions. What else has the Chinese government censored? See a list of just a few of the items restricted and monitored by the government. Last edited by molson : 04-14-2011 at 01:07 PM. |
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#193 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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Read that this morning. Don't let their economic status fool you (ubiquitous you) into forgetting they are still a dictatorial communist government and are not supporters of free speech, workers rights, human rights, etc...
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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[Insert Chicago Cubs winning the WS joke here].
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#195 |
Pro Rookie
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Raleigh, NC
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#196 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Pittsburgh
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#197 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Newburgh, NY
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One of these?
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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In other !SHOCKING! news...
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#199 |
General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The Mountains
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Ha. There was a snl weekend update bit about this a while back: "It was reported this week that Los Angeles County health officials discovered the bacteria that causes Legionnaires’ disease at the Playboy Mansion. [ sarcastically ] Oh, did they find a weird old-timey disease at that bastion of health and cleanliness? The home of the world’s oldest man and his stripper collection, its grounds crawling with weird zoo animals that you know aren’t being looked after by any kind of a zookeeper? Just a bunch of sick peacocks and gimpy llamas running around, using the badminton court as a toilet while a 19-year-old runaway in a bikini Googles what you’re supposed do when a spider monkey has a cough? And they just found Legionnaire’s disease? Keep looking, county health officials, that’s probably just the tip of the petri dish!" |
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#200 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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It's a Jersey thing, you wouldn't understand...
NJ woman chides NYC smoker, gets stabbed with pen - Yahoo! News
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