02-15-2006, 08:20 AM | #151 |
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My name is Maximus , commander of the Armies of the sports sims, General of the Madden Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Joe Stallings. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
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02-15-2006, 08:21 AM | #152 | |
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Ok, secretly in league with, or used by, Maximus. Still looks more likely that he stumbled over the thread on a board he rarely frequented, then posted about it here. Certainly not a bean-spilling. |
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02-15-2006, 08:26 AM | #153 | |
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02-15-2006, 08:33 AM | #154 | |
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The stuff about maximus is pretty funny though. Maybe we could see if there is a new version of NetDetective out. That might help bring closure to all this...
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02-15-2006, 08:35 AM | #155 |
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I don't think he's been accused of anything other than being gullible. I'm guessing JB admitted as much.
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02-15-2006, 08:36 AM | #156 |
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More proof that people spend too much time worrying about stupid shit.
That would apply to both sides in this case, really.
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02-15-2006, 08:37 AM | #157 | |
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I had no problem really with what you said til that last little bit.... What ruse? the ruse that somebody isn't posting here and may have or may have not died? The community has 4,686 members and we have an admin that is playing CSI with two board members over something nobody gives a shit about. I have some missing email, want to see if JB did that too? If Maximum did indeed die, that's sad - everyone said their peace... if he didn't, who cares? Great the guy is alive - whatever, but it's not like you and this board is busting at the seams with mighty integrity that is suddenly now gone. If you can't see the irrelevance of all this - cause it's only a ruse to you - and nobody else has said or known shit about it (or cares for that matter), then youre a big of a fool as you call JB. Great job, I'm sure it'll make for an amusing thread - I hope it was worth the 10 bucks. |
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02-15-2006, 08:38 AM | #158 |
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I think he thought JB was a dupe of Max, and when he dug deeper after his posts yesterday he changed his mind.
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02-15-2006, 08:39 AM | #159 |
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OK...some of y'all are missing it:
UP UNTIL YESTERDAY, IT SEEMED FAR MORE LIKELY THAT JBMAGIC WAS IN ON THE RUSE! I simply couldn't believe that he would that gullible. Now I believe that he was. IF, I repeat IF, jbmagic (or anyone else) knowingly (which seemed to make the most sense of the three options until yesterday) participated in a ruse to fake a forum member's DEATH, of COURSE they'd be banned. And no, that's not "stupid", butter. That would be a very serious thing to screw with people that way.
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02-15-2006, 08:42 AM | #160 | |
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FWIW - I think unearthing a faked death is worth every penny of the $10 that SD spent. All part of this sassy little trainwreck we call the internets.
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02-15-2006, 08:43 AM | #161 | |
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02-15-2006, 08:43 AM | #162 | |
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I hadn't thought of the fourth option: Person unknown to jb contacts jb and directs jb to the thread.
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02-15-2006, 08:47 AM | #163 | |
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It's really just speculation at best, it's not like you can prove the guy is alive or dead unless you personally know him - most you can do is make it seem unlikely that he isn't dead. Hell I think we had that speculation in the thread about him dying already... |
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02-15-2006, 08:49 AM | #164 | |
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It would be messed up, but it's not like Maximus has come back over here and said "hey, I'm NOT really dead at all! Fuck you guys!" Whatever, I don't really have that much interest in this, I just think it's unnecessary for your own sake that you seem to have spent so much time on this. But it's your life.
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02-15-2006, 08:51 AM | #165 | |
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Agreed. But let's not lose sight of the forest for the trees here people - this thread was not about a missing person but about a missing edit button. In light of recent developments, what is the status of the wayward edit button? Will it ever return? Or will jb be left forever pining for his long-lost wordsmithing aid? |
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02-15-2006, 08:55 AM | #166 | |
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02-15-2006, 08:56 AM | #167 |
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I am impressed with SkyDog and pleased with his findings.
Impressive. While I wouldn't have spent the time/money to do the same, I don't begrudge anyone who does. Good work, SD. The plot thickens...
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02-15-2006, 08:56 AM | #168 | |
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FWIW, I think the maximus stuff is completely seprate from the gullible jb stuff. I kind of wish SD had given the maximus revelations their own thread...
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02-15-2006, 08:58 AM | #169 |
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this is so not worth that much time. i will say one thing though - it wasn't until Da Dawg pointed out that jb was annoying that i said to myself "ya know what? he actually *is* annoying when i come to think about it".
i don't like how he forces things by racing to be the one to start a thread on every conceivable topic. as soon as he gets info he's gotta rush here and post it, like he's the board appointed reporter or something. he doesn't even do it in a cute-Kodos way by starting a poll, he just wants to be the one to be credited as finding this or that piece of info or being the thread-starter. it's annoying. of course there's all those retarded questions he asks in every thread. i don't think it's an act, unfortunately. i think he's just that off-sync with the rest of the internet. just doesn't have a clue. i don't like his posts with those huge puppy-dog eyes saying "jbmagic don't mean no harm. don't be mad at jb. i no write english well" and everyone falls for it. it's like how do you get mad a puppy when it pees on your floor and looks up at you with its innocent little face? that's jb. but the end-result is that your floor has still been peed on and eventually the cute little innocent act grows tired. i kinda feel bad for the guy in the sense that he might feel he's doing the board some justice and honestly doesn't have a clue as to how his style of posting or internet personality could rub people the wrong way. but, like the puppy who pees on your floor - that don't make it right, no matter how innocent the puppy is. |
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02-15-2006, 09:04 AM | #171 | |
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02-15-2006, 09:09 AM | #172 |
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this is one of the single greatest wastes of human energy I've seen outside of men's gymnastics.
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02-15-2006, 09:13 AM | #173 | |
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02-15-2006, 09:14 AM | #174 | |
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02-15-2006, 09:57 AM | #175 | |
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Okay, now I'm worried that during the next Super Bowl halftime, HA is going to stage cage matches between puppies that have outgrown their cuteness. When the whole Maximus death thing came up, I was skeptical as well. Didn't know where the other forum post came in, but the story just didn't sound right. Since I know his name and where Maximus lives, I checked the local newspapers and came to the same conclusion Ben did, though I had no idea Maximus himself had written the original post. jb is jb. If he's someone who was banned coming back as an alter-ego, bravo. Because if that's an act, keeping it up for more than a year now without breaking it is an amazing feat. |
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02-15-2006, 10:01 AM | #176 |
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This thread is full of awesomeness.
And no, Fonzie, I'm not talking about you.
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02-15-2006, 10:11 AM | #177 |
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Wow.
Sometimes being gone during the week, and missing stuff, is a good thing. I wish I was at work now.
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02-15-2006, 10:13 AM | #178 | |
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Dang, beat me to it. My thoughts exactly. Nice post HA.
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02-15-2006, 10:14 AM | #179 |
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I just really hope the fake death is untrue. Otherwise that person is going to need some psychological help.
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This thread deserves a place in the Hall of Fame for the brilliant tangent it has taken. The incredibly entertaining move from missing button to murder mystery to mysterious identities is pure gold.
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02-15-2006, 10:18 AM | #181 | |
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lol.....you summed it up perfectly.
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02-15-2006, 10:18 AM | #182 | |
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Great job, Corky. |
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02-15-2006, 10:18 AM | #183 | |
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02-15-2006, 10:19 AM | #184 |
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Maximus is a total asshat.
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I was ok until the murder mystery investigation came into this. That part is just kind of creepy to me.
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02-15-2006, 10:34 AM | #186 |
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I guess I'm never getting back the Assorted Spiced Beef Logs of Condolence Gift Pack (tm) I sent.
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02-15-2006, 10:36 AM | #187 |
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I am sorry but going out of your way to find out if someone is lying is just I dunno weird.
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It's interesting to see what Jbmagic responds. If doesn't respond within a day there is no doubt in my mind that he is guilty. And as far as $10 being spent by Skydog I may send him a buck or two for the entertainment he has provided and will provide when I come back later to
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02-15-2006, 10:39 AM | #190 | |
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OMG, Maximus alt alert!
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Very funny. I deserve that...really I do. Its karma man I believe I deserve another round of bashing.
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02-15-2006, 10:42 AM | #194 | |
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02-15-2006, 10:45 AM | #195 |
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This is reminding me of the time one of my friends got engaged and the guy disappeared on her. Then about two months later, one of my other friends gets an MSN msg from the guy's account purporting to be the guy's brother and that the guy had died a month earlier of a heart attack.
When I heard that, I was like "....I'm calling bullshit. Why wouldn't the brother have come on and said something sooner if that was the case? And the dude was fucking 36. Pretty damn young to have a heart attack if you ask me." So my buddy and I go searching in a manner not too far off from what SkyDog there did. Similarly, there was no mention of it anywhere and the guy lived in a town that wasn't all that big either. The guy's XBox Live profile turned up as having been extremely active, with a shitload of NCAA 2006 time being logged and this was like maybe two weeks after the game came out. So we pretty much put two and two together and figured out the guy chickened out, got cold feet, and didn't have the balls to tell the girl it was off, so faked his own death. All I gotta say is, if I ever see that motherfucker, I'll stab him repeatedly, grin, and whisper in his ear as he's dying from bloodloss, "*Now* you're dead, you fucking loser bastard."
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I hope my fake girlfriend's guy friends don't do that to me.
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02-15-2006, 10:53 AM | #198 | |
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com |
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02-15-2006, 10:55 AM | #199 | |
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Nawh, it's got nothing to do with this forum. Just a lot of IRL crap has me going through a homocidal phase right now.
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Obviously Maximus/Dickus didn't get the memo telling him to announce is death on the cover sheet of the TPS reports.
Either that or no one told him to put a note in his wallet telling his family to post here announcing his death.
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