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Greyroofoo · 05-03-2007, 09:59 PM

whwatever your're sorry for, whatever the fuck ever

amdaily · 05-03-2007, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Greyroofoo

I hate those those you ceawl amog the rooftops. But whoever climbs my shelf deseves to die.

I'll take whatever you are drinking!

MizzouRah · 05-03-2007, 10:02 PM

Happy Birthday Greyroofoo!!!!!!!

Greyroofoo · 05-03-2007, 10:03 PM

i'm drinking run right now, I wish I could jssust take whatever I clain, but I hate whoever. I just hate whoever oppses me whatever the fuck. I just fuckin hate whoever.

KWhit · 05-03-2007, 10:06 PM

Why the hatred?

JeeberD · 05-03-2007, 10:12 PM

'Cause it's his birthday. And he's drunk. Duh...

amdaily · 05-03-2007, 10:20 PM

Birthdays suck, all downhill after 21

But don't let that ruin the party or anything! I'll even buy the next round

KWhit · 05-03-2007, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

'Cause it's his birthday. And he's drunk. Duh...

Good point.

Birthdays suck.

JeeberD · 05-03-2007, 10:22 PM

I'm gonna have mucho excellent German beers on my birthday. That will make my birthday not suck...

Telle · 05-03-2007, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

I'm gonna have mucho excellent German beers on my birthday. That will make my birthday not suck...

Oh it'll suck regardless.

amdaily · 05-03-2007, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

I'm gonna have mucho excellent German beers on my birthday. That will make my birthday not suck...

I think I've only had 1 German beer. Some $6 wheat crap that an Army recuiter talked me into buying. Was not only bad tasting, but very weak. Will never try again

JeeberD · 05-03-2007, 10:32 PM

Real German is berr anything but weak. He probably got you to buy some "German style" American hefeweizen.

You can't beat the real thing, baby...

JeeberD · 05-03-2007, 10:59 PM

Dammit! The wife just cut me off!!!!!!!!

Lathum · 05-03-2007, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Dammit! The wife just cut me off!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FAG!!!

Telle · 05-03-2007, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Dammit! The wife just cut me off!!!!!!!!

And you're gonna take that shit?

JeeberD · 05-03-2007, 11:07 PM

She said no hummer on my birthday if I have any more.

WHORE!

Lathum · 05-03-2007, 11:07 PM

I am enjoying a nice bottle of Shiraz right now

amdaily · 05-03-2007, 11:07 PM

And I thought I had it bad! Who gets cut off at midnight

JeeberD · 05-03-2007, 11:07 PM

Dola-

And a hummer is as good as it's gonna get since she's gonn abe on the rag then.

DOUBLE WHORE!

amdaily · 05-03-2007, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

I am enjoying a nice bottle of Shiraz right now

I can still recite the liquor and beer rhyme, but where does wine fall?

Lathum · 05-03-2007, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

She said no hummer on my birthday if I have any more.

WHORE!

dude, then just stick it in her ass

Telle · 05-03-2007, 11:09 PM

Counter-offer for a hummer and a strip-tease the following week.

JeeberD · 05-03-2007, 11:09 PM

I wondr if she checked my beer suplu before she went to bed...

Lathum · 05-03-2007, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

I wondr if she checked my beer suplu before she went to bed...

just fill the bottles with water and recap them

jesus man, you are an embarresment right now

amdaily · 05-03-2007, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

jesus man, you are an embarresment right now

Yeah, pull it together people. The all of yous!

JeeberD · 05-03-2007, 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Lathum

just fill the bottles with water and recap them

jesus man, you are an embarresment right now

I haven't seroiously drunk in about a month and a half. You expect me to think straight ringht now?

Of course, I leave my vodka in the freezer. I don;t think she would buy it if the hooch was froozen...

amdaily · 05-03-2007, 11:29 PM

Did Grey pass out already?

MizzouRah · 05-04-2007, 09:16 AM

Every forum needs a thread like this.

JeeberD · 05-04-2007, 09:22 AM

Sweet...no hangover this morning!

cartman · 05-04-2007, 06:50 PM

Woot! Friday!!! The bottle of Tito's has been in the freezer all day, and is at the perfect drinking temperature.

amdaily · 05-04-2007, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by cartman

Woot! Friday!!! The bottle of Tito's has been in the freezer all day, and is at the perfect drinking temperature.

Woo Woo! How can no one be here on Sat. night!!

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Originally Posted by Nickleback

'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars and
Live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat

amdaily · 05-04-2007, 11:07 PM

This place is a downer, I'm headed to the Modern Drunkard forums for the night

Later lightweights!

amdaily · 05-05-2007, 12:53 AM

Wish Hoff was here, I'd like to party at a Wendy's with that guy for a night LOL

Greyroofoo · 05-05-2007, 03:57 PM

Drunk and happy again tonight except the spacebar on my keyboard is sticking. Hope to see some other drunk people tonight

Karlifornia · 05-05-2007, 04:47 PM

HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!!!

Greyroofoo · 05-05-2007, 05:34 PM

Happy cinco de drunlko whatever!

Greyroofoo · 05-05-2007, 05:37 PM

w00t! just found out that the red wings have the 3-2 lead!

Lorena · 05-05-2007, 06:16 PM

Oh my god, I'm in desperate need of a drink after attending my kid's friend's birthday party. Some of those kids are something else man I dunno how their teacher does it.

Oh and FELIZ CINCO DE MAYO gente!

Greyroofoo · 05-05-2007, 06:20 PM

Hsppy Cinco de drunko to ya all!!!!!!!

amdaily · 05-05-2007, 11:40 PM

How many bottles of wine are safe to consume at one sitting

Greyroofoo · 05-06-2007, 10:37 PM

As long as you're awake i think its safe.

Any other drunk people tonight?

amdaily · 05-06-2007, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Greyroofoo

As long as you're awake i think its safe.

Any other drunk people tonight?

Just some more wine. You drinking rum by any chance?

Greyroofoo · 05-07-2007, 12:29 AM

Been drinking lots of rum tonight

Been enjoying the music of Pink Floyd as well

Greyroofoo · 05-07-2007, 12:33 AM

Hwck right now I'm in a really good mood due to my drunkeness. Let the good times roll

Greyroofoo · 05-07-2007, 12:47 AM

is ther no one else around?

Karlifornia · 05-07-2007, 04:13 AM

I got a ticket today for drinking a beer on a public beach. Now I'm drinking tequila and enjoying some music. Ah...life is fantastic if you make it so.

Neuqua · 05-07-2007, 03:58 PM

Is 3:30pm too early to be having a beer? No? Ok then...

Lathum · 05-07-2007, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Neuqua

Is 3:30pm too early to be having a beer? No? Ok then...

not in my book

amdaily · 05-07-2007, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Neuqua

Is 3:30pm too early to be having a beer? No? Ok then...

The rest of us started at 12:30!

Richard Weed · 05-07-2007, 10:27 PM

I started drinking at 9:30 AM on Day 1 of the draft. Love how it comes on early here.

05-03-2007, 10:12 PM	#1906
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	'Cause it's his birthday. And he's drunk. Duh... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

05-03-2007, 10:22 PM	#1909
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I'm gonna have mucho excellent German beers on my birthday. That will make my birthday not suck... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

05-03-2007, 10:32 PM	#1912
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Real German is berr anything but weak. He probably got you to buy some "German style" American hefeweizen. You can't beat the real thing, baby... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

05-03-2007, 10:59 PM	#1913
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Dammit! The wife just cut me off!!!!!!!! __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

05-03-2007, 11:07 PM	#1916
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	She said no hummer on my birthday if I have any more. WHORE! __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

05-03-2007, 09:59 PM	#1901
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	whwatever your're sorry for, whatever the fuck ever

05-03-2007, 10:02 PM	#1903
MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	Happy Birthday Greyroofoo!!!!!!!

05-03-2007, 10:03 PM	#1904
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	i'm drinking run right now, I wish I could jssust take whatever I clain, but I hate whoever. I just hate whoever oppses me whatever the fuck. I just fuckin hate whoever.

05-03-2007, 10:06 PM	#1905
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Why the hatred?

05-03-2007, 10:20 PM	#1907
amdaily College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003	Birthdays suck, all downhill after 21 But don't let that ruin the party or anything! I'll even buy the next round

05-03-2007, 11:07 PM	#1917
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	I am enjoying a nice bottle of Shiraz right now

05-03-2007, 11:07 PM	#1918
amdaily College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003	And I thought I had it bad! Who gets cut off at midnight

05-03-2007, 11:07 PM	#1919
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Dola- And a hummer is as good as it's gonna get since she's gonn abe on the rag then. DOUBLE WHORE! __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

05-03-2007, 11:09 PM	#1922
Telle College Starter Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Buffalo, NY	Counter-offer for a hummer and a strip-tease the following week.

05-03-2007, 11:09 PM	#1923
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I wondr if she checked my beer suplu before she went to bed... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

05-03-2007, 11:29 PM	#1927
amdaily College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003	Did Grey pass out already?

05-04-2007, 09:16 AM	#1928
MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	Every forum needs a thread like this.

05-04-2007, 09:22 AM	#1929
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Sweet...no hangover this morning! __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

05-04-2007, 06:50 PM	#1930
cartman Death Herald Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas	Woot! Friday!!! The bottle of Tito's has been in the freezer all day, and is at the perfect drinking temperature. __________________ Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint

05-04-2007, 11:07 PM	#1932
amdaily College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003	This place is a downer, I'm headed to the Modern Drunkard forums for the night Later lightweights!

05-05-2007, 12:53 AM	#1933
amdaily College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003	Wish Hoff was here, I'd like to party at a Wendy's with that guy for a night LOL

05-05-2007, 03:57 PM	#1934
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	Drunk and happy again tonight except the spacebar on my keyboard is sticking. Hope to see some other drunk people tonight

05-05-2007, 04:47 PM	#1935
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!!! __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

05-05-2007, 05:34 PM	#1936
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	Happy cinco de drunlko whatever!

05-05-2007, 05:37 PM	#1937
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	w00t! just found out that the red wings have the 3-2 lead!

05-05-2007, 06:16 PM	#1938
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	Oh my god, I'm in desperate need of a drink after attending my kid's friend's birthday party. Some of those kids are something else man I dunno how their teacher does it. Oh and FELIZ CINCO DE MAYO gente! Last edited by Lorena : 05-05-2007 at 06:17 PM.

05-05-2007, 06:20 PM	#1939
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	Hsppy Cinco de drunko to ya all!!!!!!!

05-05-2007, 11:40 PM	#1940
amdaily College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2003	How many bottles of wine are safe to consume at one sitting

05-06-2007, 10:37 PM	#1941
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	As long as you're awake i think its safe. Any other drunk people tonight?

05-07-2007, 12:29 AM	#1943
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	Been drinking lots of rum tonight Been enjoying the music of Pink Floyd as well

05-07-2007, 12:33 AM	#1944
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	Hwck right now I'm in a really good mood due to my drunkeness. Let the good times roll

05-07-2007, 12:47 AM	#1945
Greyroofoo Pro Starter Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Alabama	is ther no one else around?

05-07-2007, 04:13 AM	#1946
Karlifornia Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Jose, CA	I got a ticket today for drinking a beer on a public beach. Now I'm drinking tequila and enjoying some music. Ah...life is fantastic if you make it so. __________________ Look into the mind of a crazy man (NSFW) http://www.whitepowerupdate.wordpress.com

05-07-2007, 03:58 PM	#1947
Neuqua Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago, Ill	Is 3:30pm too early to be having a beer? No? Ok then... __________________ Our Deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be?

05-07-2007, 10:27 PM	#1950
Richard Weed H.S. Freshman Team Join Date: May 2007	I started drinking at 9:30 AM on Day 1 of the draft. Love how it comes on early here.