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Old 10-12-2010, 06:02 PM   #1851
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Old 10-12-2010, 06:11 PM   #1852
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Old 10-12-2010, 06:14 PM   #1853
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Old 10-12-2010, 06:17 PM   #1854
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I can't imagine what would be going through my mind if I just spent two-plus months in a collapsed mine and knew I would be rescued in a matter of hours.
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Old 10-12-2010, 06:25 PM   #1855
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Used it for a presentation in class last month. I was morbidly looking for some lord of the flies type shit. I got a 94/100, all the questions wrote themselves basically. "Why would someone ignore safety concerns, etc".
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Old 10-12-2010, 06:28 PM   #1856
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Oh, LOL I forgot the best detail was that a woman figured out at one point that she had set up vigil next to her husband's mistress. He is fucked when he gets out.
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Old 10-12-2010, 06:47 PM   #1857
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Oh, LOL I forgot the best detail was that a woman figured out at one point that she had set up vigil next to her husband's mistress. He is fucked when he gets out.

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Old 10-12-2010, 07:24 PM   #1858
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His friends are going to cover for him, "No, haven't seen him in a while. Don't know where he is".
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Old 10-12-2010, 08:00 PM   #1859
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Old 10-12-2010, 08:18 PM   #1860
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I guess it us really hard to get a divorce in Chile because several of these guys had long separated. Wives crawling out of the woodwork trying to claim portions of wages. These guys made roughly 20K USD per year. Some of them were NBA style supporting an entourage and there was some fallout between wives and parents IIRC.

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Old 10-12-2010, 09:54 PM   #1861
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Miner Rescue: This could be some of the most amazing shit I have ever seen
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Old 10-12-2010, 09:55 PM   #1862
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dola -

Did some internet reading on the miner stuff. Something interesting I came across. The miners all made of a pledge that nobody would ever speak about what happened in the first 16-17 days before they made contact with the top. Doesn't that add some crazy mystery to what happened down there? I can't imagine.
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Old 10-12-2010, 09:57 PM   #1863
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Sigh....women...nuff said.

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Old 10-12-2010, 10:43 PM   #1864
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It's obvious the Chile government produced this rescue into an attraction almost, but the fact that they had a live camera feed IN THE FUCKING MINE OF THE CAPSULE LANDING WAS FUCKING AWESOME
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Old 10-12-2010, 10:52 PM   #1865
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Some day, one of the miners will be in another stressful situation when he will break this pledge. Then A MOTHERFUCKIN SHARK ATE HIM.
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Old 10-12-2010, 11:16 PM   #1866
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Guy #2 didn't seem all that thrilled to see his wife, they kept the camera on her for 10 minutes and when he came up he hugged her and moved on. Wonder if he's the one that knows the game is up when he gets home?
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Old 10-12-2010, 11:34 PM   #1867
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Old 10-13-2010, 10:25 AM   #1868
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How awesome would it have been if David Blaine was the first person pulled out of the mine?
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Old 10-13-2010, 10:39 AM   #1869
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How awesome would it have been if David Blaine was the first person pulled out of the mine?

Or if it was discovered that Banksy had some graffiti down there.
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Old 10-13-2010, 01:55 PM   #1870
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When they bring the last miner to the surface, how bad would this be: They hand him a bottle of coke & he does the stereotypical bottle to the sky moment of refreshment... "The Chilean Mine Rescue, brought to you by Coca Cola. Have a Coke & A Smile!"
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Old 10-13-2010, 01:57 PM   #1871
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Looks like I'm up on the chopping block at work. I wonder how long I will last.
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Old 10-13-2010, 02:01 PM   #1872
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When they bring the last miner to the surface, how bad would this be: They hand him a bottle of coke & he does the stereotypical bottle to the sky moment of refreshment... "The Chilean Mine Rescue, brought to you by Coca Cola. Have a Coke & A Smile!"

"Trapped Miner, you've just been rescued. What are you going to do next?" "I'm going to Disney World!"
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Old 10-13-2010, 02:11 PM   #1873
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Looks like I'm up on the chopping block at work. I wonder how long I will last.
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Old 10-13-2010, 03:27 PM   #1874
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Looks like I'm up on the chopping block at work. I wonder how long I will last.

Umm...Not Cool..
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Old 10-13-2010, 03:36 PM   #1875
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Looks like I'm up on the chopping block at work. I wonder how long I will last.

That sucks. Do they NOT know who you are?
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Old 10-13-2010, 03:49 PM   #1876
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My boss is currently looking under every rock he can find for anything on me. We have a "meeting" scheduled for tomorrow morning to talk about an account I work on...one that would pull me off a job in order to make. The problem with that? I'm already short hours. Why not have this meeting during a time that I won't be busy? I believe it's my boss's idea.

I spoke to the salesman of the account earlier today. He said it looked like my boss was being pretty shady and trying to pin a bunch of stuff on me. I explained to the salesman that I have a repair job to do in the morning. I'm trying to get the salesman to reschedule the meeting or just cover for me so I don't have to be there.

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Old 10-13-2010, 03:55 PM   #1877
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I spoke to the salesman of the account earlier today. He said it looked like my boss was being pretty shady and trying to pin a bunch of stuff on me. I explained to the salesman that I have a repair job to do in the morning. I'm trying to get the salesman to reschedule the meeting or just cover for me so I don't have to be there.

This party sucks.

There's something George Costanzaish about this plan.

I guess worst case scenerio, sales isn't the worst thing to be looking for a job in. And turnover is crazy, so it's not like being let go as a teacher (which is almost impossible unless you touch someone inappropriately).

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Old 10-13-2010, 03:57 PM   #1878
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My boss is currently looking under every rock he can find for anything on me.

Regardless of the outcome, I'd be looking for somewhere else to go just based on that statement alone.
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Old 10-13-2010, 04:30 PM   #1879
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Old 10-13-2010, 05:44 PM   #1880
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Yeah, I'm currently looking for a new job. For the record, I do maintenance and repairs on HVAC equipment. I work with salesmen from time to time with larger accounts.

As of right now, I'm clear of the meeting. I'm trying to steer clear of the office quite a bit these days.
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Old 10-13-2010, 08:10 PM   #1881
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Old 10-14-2010, 06:28 AM   #1882
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They're finally opening a Fuddruckers in Ohio, and it's about 15 minutes from my house. I'm very excited.
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Old 10-14-2010, 10:31 AM   #1883
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They're finally opening a Fuddruckers in Ohio, and it's about 15 minutes from my house. I'm very excited.

The one near my closed a couple months ago. It made me very sad
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Old 10-14-2010, 10:40 AM   #1884
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We're apparently hanging on by a thread to the last remaining regular client we have. As our contacts have been steadily diluted, we down to things like "we want to keep using you just like we have been for as long as they'll let us ... we just don't know how much longer we're going to be given that option".

Such a fun time, truly.
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Old 10-14-2010, 10:41 AM   #1885
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They're finally opening a Fuddruckers in Ohio, and it's about 15 minutes from my house. I'm very excited.

mmmmm triple cheese burger. Not 3 patties, but, 3 kinds of cheese.
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Old 10-14-2010, 09:11 PM   #1886
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We're apparently hanging on by a thread to the last remaining regular client we have. As our contacts have been steadily diluted, we down to things like "we want to keep using you just like we have been for as long as they'll let us ... we just don't know how much longer we're going to be given that option".

Such a fun time, truly.

I've been hearing some more of this news lately from friends. It feels like there's some second wave wiping out some of those who escaped the first crap pile of this mess

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Old 10-14-2010, 09:52 PM   #1887
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Old 10-14-2010, 10:36 PM   #1888
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So I got called into the office by the boss...and he was rather bitter about it. Seems he had been trying to reach me via cell phone about once an hour while I was repairing a unit in a sub-basement. I didn't have a cell signal until I stepped out of the building to leave. I did go to the office, but I stopped by my girlfriend's home to drop off a few of my personal items in case they asked for the truck back and gave me the "You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here" speech. To be honest, with how irate the boss sounded, I thought I was done.

45 minutes later I'm in the office (with my Iphone recording the conversation) and I can't believe that this is my boss. He was super calm and collected. Asked me a few things about what's been going on lately...and really didn't try to belittle me like he has in the past (hence the recording of the conversation). Said we needed to meet again next week, but that he would be out of town until Thursday of next week.

My thought as he was phrasing that sentence:
"Sweet, I have a job through next week."

I have to say, that was the calmest, most professional conversation I've had with that man in the past year. Hands down.
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Old 10-14-2010, 10:38 PM   #1889
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My job was finally outsourced 2 weeks ago. Yay.

Sorry to hear that, Kodos.
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Old 10-14-2010, 10:52 PM   #1890
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I like the fact we are finally heading to the west coast for work...I hate the fact it's in California..I like the fact I am flying Delta out there...it's going to put me that much closer to Platinum status for the year, and I will more than likely get my upgrades all the way out there.
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Old 10-14-2010, 11:05 PM   #1891
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The one near my closed a couple months ago. It made me very sad
That sucks. Reminds me of when CiCi's finally moved into our area, and then closed 6 months later.
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Old 10-14-2010, 11:35 PM   #1892
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I have to say, that was the calmest, most professional conversation I've had with that man in the past year. Hands down.

Did you have the Iphone stretched out in front of you to record? Because, that'll do it.
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Old 10-15-2010, 12:26 AM   #1893
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Excuse me while I place my phone in front of you for no obvious reason.
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Old 10-15-2010, 12:52 AM   #1894
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i hope you bought the iphone a beer afterwards.
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Old 10-15-2010, 10:00 AM   #1895
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It's going to be a good day. The annoying guy next to me is gone for the day.

edit: Nevermind.. he just strolled in.
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Old 10-15-2010, 10:11 AM   #1896
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Old 10-15-2010, 11:10 AM   #1897
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I like the fact we are finally heading to the west coast for work...I hate the fact it's in California..I like the fact I am flying Delta out there...it's going to put me that much closer to Platinum status for the year, and I will more than likely get my upgrades all the way out there.

What's wrong with California?
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Old 10-15-2010, 11:30 AM   #1898
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Just ate 2 bacon pancakes...not too bad.
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Old 10-15-2010, 11:49 AM   #1899
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It's going to be a good day. The annoying guy next to me is gone for the day.

edit: Nevermind.. he just strolled in.

I was going to offer to annoy you for the day. I'm so happy and I've heard things even out. It looks like it's going to be a great day again.
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