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Old 03-05-2013, 09:14 AM   #18551
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Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.
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Old 03-05-2013, 09:15 AM   #18552
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Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.
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Old 03-05-2013, 09:15 AM   #18553
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Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.
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Old 03-05-2013, 09:16 AM   #18554
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Old 03-05-2013, 09:17 AM   #18555
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Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.
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Old 03-05-2013, 09:22 AM   #18556
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Old 03-05-2013, 09:23 AM   #18557
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Old 03-05-2013, 09:26 AM   #18558
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Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.
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Old 03-05-2013, 11:10 AM   #18559
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Old 03-05-2013, 08:07 PM   #18560
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Old 03-07-2013, 11:27 AM   #18561
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Old 03-07-2013, 12:00 PM   #18562
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Wait...Liberace was gay?
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Old 03-07-2013, 12:03 PM   #18563
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Wait, Liberace was a guy?
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Old 03-07-2013, 12:23 PM   #18564
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Who is Liberace and why is Matt Damon wearing makeup?
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Old 03-07-2013, 12:31 PM   #18565
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Liberace is the name for anyone who is a liberal licorice eater

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Old 03-07-2013, 01:27 PM   #18566
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I thought Soderbergh's Side Effects was his last movie?
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Old 03-11-2013, 10:51 AM   #18567
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Lincoln's second inaugural address days before he would be killed. I didn't know about this pic until I watched the Killing Lincoln special that Tom Hanks just did.

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Old 03-11-2013, 01:16 PM   #18568
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Old 03-11-2013, 05:23 PM   #18569
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Old 03-12-2013, 10:22 AM   #18570
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Old 03-12-2013, 01:41 PM   #18571
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Bathroom trips on shrooms are really an experience. Of course, one should make sure they're really in the bathroom.
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Old 03-12-2013, 02:06 PM   #18572
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They Might Be Giants references FTW.
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Old 03-12-2013, 02:12 PM   #18573
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They Might Be Giants references FTW.

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Old 03-12-2013, 02:14 PM   #18574
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Old 03-12-2013, 02:19 PM   #18575
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QS must have had his ass kicked by Triangle Man.
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Old 03-12-2013, 10:22 PM   #18576
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Bathroom trips on shrooms are really an experience. Of course, one should make sure they're really in the bathroom.

Grateful Dead concerts on shrooms are an experience.
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Old 03-13-2013, 09:24 AM   #18577
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I love coincidences.

As a part of my work, I have to sometimes listen to political proceedings - lately, the tech has arrived so I can do so from my office, rather than in person, that's a great advance.

Today, as I listen to live proceedings... who is the guest? The fucking Mayor of Istanbul. (Not Constantinople)

(by the way, my quarrel above was just with the suggestion that the song is from the 90s rather than the 50s, a minor quarrel -- big TMBG fan here in any case)

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Old 03-13-2013, 09:41 AM   #18578
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I don't see any suggestions that the song is from the 90s.
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Old 03-14-2013, 01:42 AM   #18579
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Old 03-14-2013, 03:37 AM   #18580
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Grateful Dead concerts on shrooms are an experience.

Well yeah, on a much less confined and scary level. I must have been stuck in a bathroom for about an hour once with the medicine cabinet open watching my face reflect a million times in the big wall mirror above the sink.. I got lost in that whole world, opening and closing the mirror and trying to come to terms with my limited ability to multiply myself in an unreachable dimension where every one of me looked slightly different than the last.
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Old 03-14-2013, 03:40 PM   #18581
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I played the hell out of that cassette back in the day.
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Old 03-14-2013, 07:23 PM   #18582
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Old 03-14-2013, 07:47 PM   #18583
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Old 03-15-2013, 09:39 PM   #18584
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Old 03-20-2013, 10:02 AM   #18585
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Old 03-21-2013, 04:45 PM   #18586
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I like drawing pictures on my kids lunch bags when I make their lunches at night. What pics should I draw for them tonight?

Here was last night:
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Old 03-21-2013, 05:28 PM   #18587
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I like drawing pictures on my kids lunch bags when I make their lunches at night. What pics should I draw for them tonight?

Here was last night:

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Old 03-21-2013, 05:33 PM   #18588
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Get your bread out of the refrigerator. Blech.
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Old 03-21-2013, 06:22 PM   #18589
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Get your bread out of the refrigerator. Blech.

That's gotta be good for at least 89 days worth.
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Old 03-21-2013, 06:54 PM   #18590
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Old 03-21-2013, 06:55 PM   #18591
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Get your bread out of the refrigerator. Blech.
How do I draw that?
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Old 03-21-2013, 06:57 PM   #18592
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+- on that relationship is end of the week.
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Old 03-21-2013, 09:18 PM   #18593
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+- on that relationship is end of the week.

A woman's just got to know not to screw with a man's ice cream.
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Old 03-21-2013, 11:11 PM   #18594
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+- on that relationship is end of the week.

I disagree. I think he's got her right where he wants her.
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Old 03-22-2013, 01:26 AM   #18595
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Holy crap! I just found the female version of shorty/korme.

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Old 03-22-2013, 06:12 AM   #18596
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I like drawing pictures on my kids lunch bags when I make their lunches at night. What pics should I draw for them tonight?

Here was last night:

So I'm going to guess the last one was yours?

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Old 03-22-2013, 07:57 AM   #18597
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So I'm going to guess the last one was yours?

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Old 03-22-2013, 08:05 AM   #18598
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I was in an packed elevator last night, we all squeezed in and when the doors closed it revealed that somebody had drawn a huge "dick and balls" on the inside of the doors. Judging by the amount of hilarity and sniggering (not just from me), I would suggest drawing cartoon winkies on their bags.

And now, a picture:

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Old 03-22-2013, 08:11 AM   #18599
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My 14 year-old's. We try to instill important values in our children through character-based role modeling.

I don't really know the first one (seen the commercials but not the cartoon), profanity, commercialism, and misogyny?

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Old 03-22-2013, 08:29 AM   #18600
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Has to be Louisiana. I don't recognize it, so it may not be the NOLA area, but I would be shocked if it were not somewhere in Louisiana.
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