03-05-2013, 09:14 AM | #18551 |
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Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob. |
03-05-2013, 09:15 AM | #18552 |
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Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob. |
03-05-2013, 09:15 AM | #18553 |
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Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob. |
03-05-2013, 09:16 AM | #18554 |
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I'm totally going to do that velociraptor thing...
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03-05-2013, 09:17 AM | #18555 |
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Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob. |
03-05-2013, 09:22 AM | #18556 |
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Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob. |
03-05-2013, 09:23 AM | #18557 |
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Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob. |
03-05-2013, 09:26 AM | #18558 |
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Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob. |
03-05-2013, 11:10 AM | #18559 |
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Mark Twain shirtless.
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03-05-2013, 08:07 PM | #18560 |
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Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob. |
03-07-2013, 11:27 AM | #18561 |
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03-07-2013, 12:00 PM | #18562 |
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Wait...Liberace was gay?
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03-07-2013, 12:03 PM | #18563 |
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Wait, Liberace was a guy?
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03-07-2013, 12:23 PM | #18564 |
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Who is Liberace and why is Matt Damon wearing makeup?
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03-07-2013, 12:31 PM | #18565 |
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Liberace is the name for anyone who is a liberal licorice eater
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03-07-2013, 01:27 PM | #18566 |
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I thought Soderbergh's Side Effects was his last movie?
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03-11-2013, 10:51 AM | #18567 |
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Lincoln's second inaugural address days before he would be killed. I didn't know about this pic until I watched the Killing Lincoln special that Tom Hanks just did.
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03-11-2013, 01:16 PM | #18568 |
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03-11-2013, 05:23 PM | #18569 |
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03-12-2013, 10:22 AM | #18570 |
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03-12-2013, 01:41 PM | #18571 |
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Bathroom trips on shrooms are really an experience. Of course, one should make sure they're really in the bathroom.
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03-12-2013, 02:06 PM | #18572 |
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com |
03-12-2013, 02:12 PM | #18573 |
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03-12-2013, 02:14 PM | #18574 |
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03-12-2013, 02:19 PM | #18575 |
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QS must have had his ass kicked by Triangle Man.
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03-12-2013, 10:22 PM | #18576 |
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03-13-2013, 09:24 AM | #18577 |
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I love coincidences.
As a part of my work, I have to sometimes listen to political proceedings - lately, the tech has arrived so I can do so from my office, rather than in person, that's a great advance. Today, as I listen to live proceedings... who is the guest? The fucking Mayor of Istanbul. (Not Constantinople) (by the way, my quarrel above was just with the suggestion that the song is from the 90s rather than the 50s, a minor quarrel -- big TMBG fan here in any case) Last edited by QuikSand : 03-13-2013 at 09:25 AM. |
03-13-2013, 09:41 AM | #18578 |
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I don't see any suggestions that the song is from the 90s.
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03-14-2013, 01:42 AM | #18579 |
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03-14-2013, 03:37 AM | #18580 |
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Well yeah, on a much less confined and scary level. I must have been stuck in a bathroom for about an hour once with the medicine cabinet open watching my face reflect a million times in the big wall mirror above the sink.. I got lost in that whole world, opening and closing the mirror and trying to come to terms with my limited ability to multiply myself in an unreachable dimension where every one of me looked slightly different than the last.
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03-14-2013, 03:40 PM | #18581 |
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03-14-2013, 07:23 PM | #18582 |
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Can you dig it?
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03-14-2013, 07:47 PM | #18583 |
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03-15-2013, 09:39 PM | #18584 |
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Apparently real.
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03-20-2013, 10:02 AM | #18585 |
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03-21-2013, 04:45 PM | #18586 |
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I like drawing pictures on my kids lunch bags when I make their lunches at night. What pics should I draw for them tonight?
Here was last night:
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03-21-2013, 05:28 PM | #18587 | |
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03-21-2013, 05:33 PM | #18588 |
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Get your bread out of the refrigerator. Blech.
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03-21-2013, 06:22 PM | #18589 |
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That's gotta be good for at least 89 days worth.
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03-21-2013, 06:54 PM | #18590 |
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Jake (Adventure Time), Darwin (Gumball), Eduardo (Foster's), Femlin.
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03-21-2013, 06:55 PM | #18591 |
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com |
03-21-2013, 06:57 PM | #18592 |
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03-21-2013, 09:18 PM | #18593 |
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A woman's just got to know not to screw with a man's ice cream.
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03-21-2013, 11:11 PM | #18594 |
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03-22-2013, 01:26 AM | #18595 |
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Holy crap! I just found the female version of shorty/korme.
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03-22-2013, 06:12 AM | #18596 | |
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So I'm going to guess the last one was yours? SI
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03-22-2013, 07:57 AM | #18597 |
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My 14 year-old's. We try to instill important values in our children through character-based role modeling.
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com Last edited by Subby : 03-22-2013 at 07:57 AM. |
03-22-2013, 08:05 AM | #18598 |
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I was in an packed elevator last night, we all squeezed in and when the doors closed it revealed that somebody had drawn a huge "dick and balls" on the inside of the doors. Judging by the amount of hilarity and sniggering (not just from me), I would suggest drawing cartoon winkies on their bags.
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03-22-2013, 08:11 AM | #18599 | |
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I don't really know the first one (seen the commercials but not the cartoon), profanity, commercialism, and misogyny? SI
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