The thread for images so cool that they belong in this thread - Page 365

Buccaneer · 01-03-2013, 06:24 PM

You guys are being stupid again. You are comparing these, umm girls, to all those since their time. Not saying these were attractive back in the day, but you do have to place yourself in the context of the time instead of applying present-day values to something in the past.

Apathetic Lurker · 01-03-2013, 06:29 PM

Pretty much all the music from Angelus Records is a bit ....religious

AENeuman · 01-03-2013, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Mizzou B-ball fan

They have perhaps the best wiki entry of all time:

The Faith Tones were an evangelical choir trio that performed from 1963 to 1971. Their last known public performance was on October 30, 1971.[1]
The group originally consisted of Beverly Beecham, Vivian Wyler, Marie Samuels and Roberta Long. They soon became a trio probably due to the fact that Roberta Long, a newlywed, gave birth to her first child soon after the group began.[2]
Vivian Wyler later went on to give birth to Heavy Metal musican Marylin Manson and later joined a goth band her self called Rapeshits. She later released a solo album called fuck my asshole which went to number one in Australia

dawgfan · 01-03-2013, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by AENeuman

They have perhaps the best wiki entry of all time:

The Faith Tones were an evangelical choir trio that performed from 1963 to 1971. Their last known public performance was on October 30, 1971.[1]
The group originally consisted of Beverly Beecham, Vivian Wyler, Marie Samuels and Roberta Long. They soon became a trio probably due to the fact that Roberta Long, a newlywed, gave birth to her first child soon after the group began.[2]
Vivian Wyler later went on to give birth to Heavy Metal musican Marylin Manson and later joined a goth band her self called Rapeshits. She later released a solo album called fuck my asshole which went to number one in Australia

It's always fun to run across a Wiki entry that doesn't get much traffic and has been altered for a laugh.

Here's the real history: http://jbw53191.blogspot.com/2012/09...ith-tones.html

dawgfan · 01-03-2013, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Buccaneer

You guys are being stupid again. You are comparing these, umm girls, to all those since their time. Not saying these were attractive back in the day, but you do have to place yourself in the context of the time instead of applying present-day values to something in the past.

Sorry Bucc - doesn't matter the hair style, glasses frame shape or clothes - these are simply a trio of decidedly unattractive women.

Buccaneer · 01-03-2013, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by dawgfan

Sorry Bucc - doesn't matter the hair style, glasses frame shape or clothes - these are simply a trio of decidedly unattractive women.

I don't disagree but in 1963, I don't think they were.

JonInMiddleGA · 01-03-2013, 06:59 PM

If you spent the years I did working in/around Southern Gospel music, that album cover would barely warrant an eyebrow raise. Dozens, if not hundreds, of albums covers that are within about a point (1-10 scale) of that one.

Danny · 01-03-2013, 07:02 PM

I'm still pretty sure those are men.

Danny · 01-03-2013, 07:07 PM

And the one in the middle is probably korme's ancestor.

Suicane75 · 01-03-2013, 07:08 PM

Hairdos aside, the flankers are heinous. But if I'm being honest I believe I'd be down for some sweet love with the girl in the middle.

molson · 01-03-2013, 07:22 PM

I'm pretty sure this wikipedia article exists only for the purposes of internet vandalism:

The Faith Tones - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Draft Dodger · 01-03-2013, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by molson

I'm pretty sure this wikipedia article exists only for the purposes of internet vandalism:

The Faith Tones - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

LOL

and I believed almost all of it

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Vivian Wyler later went on to give birth to Heavy Metal musican Marylin Manson and later joined a goth band her self called Rapeshits. She later released a solo album called fuck my asshole which went to number one in Australia

Apathetic Lurker · 01-03-2013, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

Hairdos aside, the flankers are heinous. But if I'm being honest I believe I'd be down for some sweet love with the girl in the middle.

Got a thing for that manly chin, eh?

bhlloy · 01-03-2013, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Apathetic Lurker

Got a thing for that manly chin, eh?

That's a man, man.

If you put a gun to my head, I think I'd pick the one on the left but holy crap. Good thing Jesus loves them.

Desnudo · 01-03-2013, 09:23 PM

Ahoy!

kcchief19 · 01-03-2013, 09:33 PM

This was post #18235 before the deletions began.

DaddyTorgo · 01-03-2013, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by kcchief19

This was post #18235 before the deletions began.

Buccaneer · 01-03-2013, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by kcchief19

This was post #18235 before the deletions began.

Yeah, you could end up back on the previous page soon.

Julio Riddols · 01-03-2013, 10:17 PM

rowech · 01-04-2013, 04:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

Eff me. Danny Thomas still looks better as woman than she does.

What is a Danny Thomas?

(See how many get that reference)

Antmeister · 01-04-2013, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Julio Riddols

What if they all have tremendous bodies? I mean like, seriously banging hot bodies. Not any specific shape, but just the way you like them. What if under their clothes and those grotesque faces lies a land of perfection the likes of which you have only fantasized about? How shitty would that be?

Now what if they're also witty and smart? Oh my god I'd be so pissed. You see them at the pool one day together, in perfectly fitting bikinis and thong bottoms..

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Originally Posted by Julio Riddols

LOL......so I guess it's been a while. But I don't understand why you are posting the triangular-shaped-jiggly booby.

Subby · 01-04-2013, 08:19 AM

The one in the middle could be cute after a queer makeover.

heybrad · 01-04-2013, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Subby

The one in the middle could be cute after a queer makeover.

She looks like the dad from the Wonder Years.

Apathetic Lurker · 01-04-2013, 08:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Subby

The one in the middle could be cute after a queer makeover.

The one in the middle had a restraining order put on her...Just sayin'

Autumn · 01-04-2013, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Julio Riddols

What if they all have tremendous bodies? I mean like, seriously banging hot bodies. Not any specific shape, but just the way you like them. What if under their clothes and those grotesque faces lies a land of perfection the likes of which you have only fantasized about? How shitty would that be?

Now what if they're also witty and smart? Oh my god I'd be so pissed. You see them at the pool one day together, in perfectly fitting bikinis and thong bottoms..

Oh my, this had me laughing until I couldn't stop coughing. It's quite a conundrum you put to us.

Autumn · 01-04-2013, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Buccaneer

You guys are being stupid again. You are comparing these, umm girls, to all those since their time. Not saying these were attractive back in the day, but you do have to place yourself in the context of the time instead of applying present-day values to something in the past.

Guys, let's cut out the joking. Bucc's trying to hint that he in fact got some sweet loving from one of these ladies back in the day. Or one is his daughter. Either way, cut it out.

mckerney · 01-04-2013, 04:03 PM

TRO · 01-04-2013, 08:55 PM

Jamaal Charles fail, but otherwise, that's solid.

Draft Dodger · 01-04-2013, 09:02 PM

I don't know, these always seem like a lot of work for not much chuckle.

Julio Riddols · 01-04-2013, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Antmeister

LOL......so I guess it's been a while. But I don't understand why you are posting the triangular-shaped-jiggly booby.

You'd be amazed at how sexy that triangle thing gets when you're in the midst of a Faith Tones fantasy. It's like what happens in the Denzel Washington version of Manchurian Candidate when they say Liev Schreiber's character's name 3 times.

Subby · 01-04-2013, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

I don't know, these always seem like a lot of work for not much chuckle.

And yet I always end up reading all of them.
:\

Buccaneer · 01-04-2013, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by kcchief19

This was post #18235 before the deletions began.

Looks like -6, which is not too bad considering.

molson · 01-04-2013, 10:58 PM

The amount of research this guy did to find out about the members of the Faith Tones is staggering. I mean, I admit, when I saw the album cover, I too wanted to dig deeper, but just as far as the wikipedia page, and this link from that:

I Laugh, Therefore, I AM: The Faith Tones

bhlloy · 01-05-2013, 01:21 AM

Are we sure some of that isn't parody as well? A parasitic twin in fetu? Hair weaving refugees? As well as the obvious irony that one of them ended up marrying a domestic partner in MA, seems like some well placed satire to me.

britrock88 · 01-05-2013, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by bhlloy

Are we sure some of that isn't parody as well? . . . seems like some well placed satire to me.

Wouldn't be surprised by this.

MizzouRah · 01-05-2013, 12:22 PM

This thread needs doused in lighter fluid and set on fire.. it's no fun anymore. I think The Faith Tones picture says it all.

Matthean · 01-05-2013, 12:38 PM

BillJasper · 01-05-2013, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by MizzouRah

This thread needs doused in lighter fluid and set on fire.. it's no fun anymore. I think The Faith Tones picture says it all.

+1

Matthean · 01-05-2013, 02:34 PM

DougW · 01-05-2013, 06:29 PM

mckerney · 01-05-2013, 06:32 PM

You'd only need 47 of those to show how many yards AP ran for against the Packers this year.

airulf · 01-05-2013, 06:41 PM

Story: http://edition.cnn.com/2013/01/04/tr...html?hpt=hp_t3

lighthousekeeper · 01-06-2013, 05:35 PM

MizzouRah · 01-06-2013, 06:49 PM

The movement of the boobs

21C · 01-07-2013, 05:15 PM

PilotMan · 01-07-2013, 08:20 PM

hxxp://thechive.com/2013/01/07/a-rainbow-colored-igloo-made-from-an-unlikely-source-17-hq-photos/

sterlingice · 01-07-2013, 08:26 PM

And for the neat picture to go along with that:

SI

Bigsmooth · 01-07-2013, 09:39 PM

Matthean · 01-08-2013, 04:58 PM

And yes, it looks obviously photoshopped.

PilotMan · 01-08-2013, 05:07 PM

Where is the broken one?

01-03-2013, 06:59 PM	#18207
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	If you spent the years I did working in/around Southern Gospel music, that album cover would barely warrant an eyebrow raise. Dozens, if not hundreds, of albums covers that are within about a point (1-10 scale) of that one. __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

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01-03-2013, 06:24 PM	#18201
Buccaneer Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Colorado	You guys are being stupid again. You are comparing these, umm girls, to all those since their time. Not saying these were attractive back in the day, but you do have to place yourself in the context of the time instead of applying present-day values to something in the past.

01-03-2013, 06:29 PM	#18202
Apathetic Lurker College Prospect Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Buffalo,NY	Pretty much all the music from Angelus Records is a bit ....religious

01-03-2013, 07:02 PM	#18208
Danny Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	I'm still pretty sure those are men.

01-03-2013, 07:07 PM	#18209
Danny Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	And the one in the middle is probably korme's ancestor.

01-03-2013, 07:08 PM	#18210
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Hairdos aside, the flankers are heinous. But if I'm being honest I believe I'd be down for some sweet love with the girl in the middle.

01-03-2013, 07:22 PM	#18211
molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	I'm pretty sure this wikipedia article exists only for the purposes of internet vandalism: The Faith Tones - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

01-03-2013, 09:23 PM	#18215
Desnudo Coordinator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Here and There	Ahoy!

01-03-2013, 09:33 PM	#18216
kcchief19 Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Kansas City, MO	This was post #18235 before the deletions began.

01-04-2013, 04:03 PM	#18227
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000

01-04-2013, 10:58 PM	#18233
molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	The amount of research this guy did to find out about the members of the Faith Tones is staggering. I mean, I admit, when I saw the album cover, I too wanted to dig deeper, but just as far as the wikipedia page, and this link from that: I Laugh, Therefore, I AM: The Faith Tones

01-05-2013, 01:21 AM	#18234
bhlloy Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003	Are we sure some of that isn't parody as well? A parasitic twin in fetu? Hair weaving refugees? As well as the obvious irony that one of them ended up marrying a domestic partner in MA, seems like some well placed satire to me.

01-05-2013, 12:22 PM	#18236
MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	This thread needs doused in lighter fluid and set on fire.. it's no fun anymore. I think The Faith Tones picture says it all.

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mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	You'd only need 47 of those to show how many yards AP ran for against the Packers this year.

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01-06-2013, 06:49 PM	#18244
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