The thread for images so cool that they belong in this thread

[Matthean]

Originally Posted by PilotMan

So all the years we had the HoN threads and this thread, that still exist, but all of a sudden the morality police have come calling in the images thread and suddenly even the Kohls Sunday ad becomes instantly removable. This is the problem.

This is the internet. There is no room for logic here.

[Bigsmooth]

Originally Posted by Lathum

FWIW I do avoid this thread while at work for that specific reason.

That being said, and I have said it before, I don't see what is "cool" about pictures of half naked girls that you can find anywhere online. I guess if you are an adolescent boy who just had his first wet dream it is cool, otherwise they get tiresome

This thread is a great way to consolidate the pictures of half naked girls. Searching the web for them is overwhelming. I like it.

[Klinglerware]

Originally Posted by molson

I do wonder too what has cost us more posters here - this policy and the hard feelings and bannings it creates, or people who have been caught at work looking at this thread and aren't able to post here anymore because they were fired or had the work internet privileges removed. It has to be the former, right?

I thought it was all the people who stopped waiting for the next TCY patch and finally decided to leave

[Drake]

Originally Posted by PilotMan

So all the years we had the HoN threads and this thread, that still exist, but all of a sudden the morality police have come calling in the images thread and suddenly even the Kohls Sunday ad becomes instantly removable. This is the problem.

That damned Kohls Sunday ad is like crack for chicks.

"Hey, we're going to double the price on everything, then give you 60% off all-the-fucking-time, plus throw in $40 in Kohls Cash. And look! You only spent $187, but saved $215 on your purchase! You are like a shopping wizard! Look how much money you saved your family! You should be proud of yourself! Now you can go to Starbucks and get that triple-mocha-choco-vanilla-cappulatte with the extra whipped cream and not feel guilty about it! Oh, and here's another $20 in Kohls Cash that expires next weekend. Don't let it go to waste! That's like throwing free money away!"

Fucking bastards.

[DaddyTorgo]

Originally Posted by Drake

That damned Kohls Sunday ad is like crack for chicks.

"Hey, we're going to double the price on everything, then give you 60% off all-the-fucking-time, plus throw in $40 in Kohls Cash. And look! You only spent $187, but saved $215 on your purchase! You are like a shopping wizard! Look how much money you saved your family! You should be proud of yourself! Now you can go to Starbucks and get that triple-mocha-choco-vanilla-cappulatte with the extra whipped cream and not feel guilty about it! Oh, and here's another $20 in Kohls Cash that expires next weekend. Don't let it go to waste! That's like throwing free money away!"

Fucking bastards.

Hey - nothing I love better than "saving" more then I spend there. I consider the trip a failure if that's not the case.

[PilotMan]

Originally Posted by Lathum

FWIW I do avoid this thread while at work for that specific reason.

That being said, and I have said it before, I don't see what is "cool" about pictures of half naked girls that you can find anywhere online. I guess if you are an adolescent boy who just had his first wet dream it is cool, otherwise they get tiresome

The answer to that question is that I generally don't go searching for pics, coming here and happening to find them mixed in with other pics is like finding 5 bucks in your pants pocket. It's just a little something extra that didn't occur to you at that moment, and it makes you smile. That's really it.

[Drake]

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

Hey - nothing I love better than "saving" more then I spend there. I consider the trip a failure if that's not the case.

I know! And they put it right on the goddamned receipt *and* circle it with a red marker, so it's got to be truth, right? You don't circle shit with a red marker unless it is like bible-caliber truth (or you're an English teacher).

I will also add the Kohls in my area does a vastly superior job of hiring hot, dangerous, tattoo checkout chicks compared to everyone else. It's like anime hair, weird fingernails, Renn-faire henna and daddy issues so prominent, I'm surprised they're not hanging off a pole between customers.

It's like the best family shopping atmosphere ever. Something for everybody.

[Drake]

BTW, if this Kohls thing holds up across geographic regions, I'm going to start a website called Women of Kohls.

[mckerney]

Originally Posted by PilotMan

So all the years we had the HoN threads and this thread, that still exist, but all of a sudden the morality police have come calling in the images thread and suddenly even the Kohls Sunday ad becomes instantly removable. This is the problem.

Wait, so we're not even allowed to post pics of Lauren Conrad anymore?

[cuervo72]

Originally Posted by Drake

That damned Kohls Sunday ad is like crack for chicks.

"Hey, we're going to double the price on everything, then give you 60% off all-the-fucking-time, plus throw in $40 in Kohls Cash. And look! You only spent $187, but saved $215 on your purchase! You are like a shopping wizard! Look how much money you saved your family! You should be proud of yourself! Now you can go to Starbucks and get that triple-mocha-choco-vanilla-cappulatte with the extra whipped cream and not feel guilty about it! Oh, and here's another $20 in Kohls Cash that expires next weekend. Don't let it go to waste! That's like throwing free money away!"

Fucking bastards.

That's it, I'm telling Bing.



(even though you are spot-on on the department store shell game pricing schemes)

[molson]

I think I'd rather be caught looking at a bikini chick at work than looking at a photo of Cher and Kathy Griffin.

[Drake]

I thought Bing was in banking or finance...are you telling me he works for Kohls?

Can he score me some Kohls Cash?

[cuervo72]

Someone has to handle all those profits, right?

You know what is funny, a few years ago we ordered a number of packages from Kohl's, and damn near each one had something in it that wasn't on a packing slip which we didn't order (totally random things - decorations, Pea coats, salad spinners). At the time I knew Bing worked for Kohl's but I didn't know exactly in what capacity, and wondered...

Oh, right. Pics.

[lighthousekeeper]

[DaddyTorgo]

who works for kohl's??

[lighthousekeeper]

[DaddyTorgo]

you're totally going to end up in the box for that

[heybrad]

I just want to be on the record that I saw it and it was glorious!!!

[lighthousekeeper]

[JetsIn06]

[spleen1015]

Originally Posted by DaddyTorgo

you're totally going to end up in the box for that

Who was it?

[JPhillips]

[Drake]

Man, that's awesome.

[DaddyTorgo]

Originally Posted by spleen1015

Who was it?

Just a girl in a small bikini laying on her back.

[Noop]

[Noop]

[Noop]

[Noop]

Pumpy that was for you.

[Noop]

[Noop]

[Suicane75]

Kate and Uma look fine to me. As far as my tastes go, they are who I thought they were.

[Grover]

Kate actually looks more attractive like that.

[Noop]

Uma looks disgusting to be honest.

I saw her photo and did the face.

Mila had me like

[cody8200]

Uma looks her age and Mila looks awful. Kate looks good.

[JediKooter]

Lots of Kate Couric love I'm seeing.

[Honolulu_Blue]

Kate and Anne Hathaway look fine. I agree, Kate looks even better than when she's all glossed up.

Mila though... I dismissing that as some odd anomaly.

[Honolulu_Blue]

Originally Posted by JediKooter

Lots of Kate Couric love I'm seeing.

Hrmm... Nope.

Nobody calls Katie Couric, "Kate Couric." Too big of a stretch there. Try again.

[Grover]

Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Kate and Anne Hathaway look fine. I agree, Kate looks even better than when she's all glossed up.

Mila though... I dismissing that as some odd anomaly.

Mila looks like the stereotypical Eastern European woman that should be standing over a stove slicing potatoes and preparing turnips. Only she would need to add about 50lbs.

[JediKooter]

Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Hrmm... Nope.

Nobody calls Katie Couric, "Kate Couric." Too big of a stretch there. Try again.

I apologize for not being funny enough. I'll try harder next time.

[Honolulu_Blue]

Originally Posted by JediKooter

I apologize for not being funny enough. I'll try harder next time.

You're usually stellar! Just want to hold you to the high standards you've already set!

[Suicane75]

Yeah, Catgirl or whoever she is isn't my slice of tea anyway but she looks fine. Katie just looks old.

[Drake]

Originally Posted by Suicane75

...isn't my slice of tea...

May be my favorite thing I've read all day.

[Suicane75]

Originally Posted by Noop

Uma looks disgusting to be honest.

I saw her photo and did the face.

Mila had me like

Uma had me all

But Mila also had me,

[JediKooter]

Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

You're usually stellar! Just want to hold you to the high standards you've already set!

It's been a slow start for my day. It's was 26 degrees this morning, so the blood just is pumping like normal.

[Desnudo]

That's it. I'm not sexing any of them.

[Mizzou B-ball fan]

[MacroGuru]

[mauchow]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU67U...e_gdata_player

[mauchow]

Ahh I can't embed it from my phone.. this needs to be seen by all

[ISiddiqui]

Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Mila though... I dismissing that as some odd anomaly.

Well it looks like they got her at the absolute wrong time as well as she's making this sort of grimacy face that makes her look older.