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Old 12-19-2008, 08:46 PM   #1701
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A little more about Mr. Milam. Has to be the scariest mug shot I've ever seen.

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Old 12-20-2008, 12:25 AM   #1702
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you can get arrested for erratic driving?!

oh and that last guy is seriously the scariest dude I've ever seen. I will have nightmares tonight.
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Old 12-20-2008, 05:04 AM   #1703
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The fourth dude looks like a fucking zombie...
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Old 12-20-2008, 09:21 AM   #1704
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Why is my name on one of them Bucc? I am confused.
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Old 12-20-2008, 09:21 AM   #1705
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Old 12-20-2008, 12:03 PM   #1706
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Awesome

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Old 12-20-2008, 12:05 PM   #1707
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Old 12-20-2008, 12:36 PM   #1708
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Holy moly.
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Old 12-20-2008, 12:39 PM   #1709
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Do I need to make that non-inline, mods? Wasn't sure. I never remember which boards I go to won't like these types of things.
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Old 12-20-2008, 01:01 PM   #1710
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Do I need to make that non-inline, mods? Wasn't sure. I never remember which boards I go to won't like these types of things.

Probably be best to make it not inline.
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Old 12-20-2008, 01:03 PM   #1711
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Old 12-20-2008, 01:10 PM   #1712
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Old 12-20-2008, 01:12 PM   #1713
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Another great one!
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Old 12-20-2008, 01:31 PM   #1714
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Old 12-20-2008, 01:55 PM   #1715
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Honestly, looks like the image has been retouched. And not like Playboy retouched but exaggerated to non-realistic proportions (not that no one can have them but it looks unnatural and the pic looks a little fuzzy).

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Old 12-20-2008, 02:48 PM   #1716
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I've seen other pictures of her. There is no exaggeration in that picture.
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Old 12-20-2008, 02:54 PM   #1717
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I've seen other pictures of her. There is no exaggeration in that picture.

Who is "her" anyways?

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Old 12-20-2008, 03:14 PM   #1718
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Wish I knew a name.
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Old 12-20-2008, 04:28 PM   #1719
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This is, btw, NOT photoshopped
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Old 12-22-2008, 04:09 PM   #1720
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don't touch the servers!
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Old 12-22-2008, 06:33 PM   #1721
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Old 12-22-2008, 06:57 PM   #1722
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Old 12-23-2008, 07:06 AM   #1723
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Old 12-23-2008, 07:29 AM   #1724
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Old 12-23-2008, 08:06 AM   #1725
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Can you imagine thinking you saw a baby in the trash can, but just leaving it there until the police showed up? Oh lordy.
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Old 12-23-2008, 09:12 AM   #1726
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Can you imagine thinking you saw a baby in the trash can, but just leaving it there until the police showed up? Oh lordy.

Even worse would be the fact that the whole time you're waiting you'd be thinking, "Man, that baby smells DELICIOUS!"
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Old 12-23-2008, 10:04 AM   #1727
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'Course somewhere near that WalMart some dude with a TacoBell bag is in for a treat.
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Old 12-23-2008, 10:07 AM   #1728
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Old 12-23-2008, 03:25 PM   #1729
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Old 12-23-2008, 03:37 PM   #1730
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Old 12-23-2008, 03:57 PM   #1731
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Wish I knew a name.

I believe you are still required under the terms of your man-card to tell us where we might be able to find more pictures of her.
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Old 12-23-2008, 10:00 PM   #1732
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Old 12-23-2008, 10:55 PM   #1733
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Even worse would be the fact that the whole time you're waiting you'd be thinking, "Man, that baby smells DELICIOUS!"

I laughed until it hurt! Would read again.
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Old 12-24-2008, 04:47 AM   #1734
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Mountain View, and especially Atherton, are legendary for idiocy in the local police blotters:

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WEDNESDAY

Stockbridge Avenue and Selby Lane, 9:33 a.m.: A black limousine reportedly cut off a gold Lexus and was travelling at 65 mph on Stockbridge, but police were unable to locate the vehicle.

First block Serrano Drive, 10:36 a.m.: A resident complained about a suspicious Chevy pickup parked in the street with a lawn mower: it turned out to be that of a legitimate gardener.

dannyman.toldme.com : Atherton Police Blotter

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Noise Complaint - A resident of Orchard Hills Street who reported the sound of a large diesel truck about 9:15 p.m. Monday was informed that the noise belonged to a fire engine across the street that was responding to a call.

Atherton:

Suspicious Circumstances - an item observed hanging from a mailbox looked like a red purse, but turned out to be a make-up bag.

Suspicious Juveniles - Three juveniles were fishing at Bear Gulch Reservoir and turned over to their parents.

Atherton

Errant Balls - A resident of Selby Lane came close to being hit in the head by one of four balls that had flown over her fence about 6 p.m. Friday during a lacrosse game.

Atherton

Parking Problem - the driver of a red 2000 Jaguar that was taking up two parking spaces on the 100 block of Watkins Avenue agreed to move it over

Suspicious Persons - two men who were wearing ropes and scaling walls at Marsh and Middlefield roads about 3 p.m. Thursday turned out to be tree trimmers

Suspicious Person - a person with a flashlight observed in the window of a dark cottage on Serrano Drive about 11 p.m. Wednesday was the victim of a power outage.

Atherton

Petty Theft - a man in a rusty orange Dodge Dakota stood on the top of his truck to reach and remove fruit from a tree on the 200 block of Austin Avenue.

Noise Complaint - About 10 a.m. Saturday on Caroline Lane, a man who was building a tree fort for his son was making too much noise to suit a neighbor

and just for posterity, here is one days police blotter from Atherton as well as surrouding suburbs:

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Palo Alto

Vandalism - vehicle sprayed with silver paint

Grand Theft - purse stolen

Petty Theft - two headlights removed from an airplane

Mountain View

Grand Theft - tools from the bed of a truck

Los Altos

Disturbance - someone pounding on outside wall

Loose Animals - leash law violations

"Just Drive" - an intoxicated passenger in a Yellow Cab was unable to tell the driver where he lived

Menlo Park

Vandalism - obscenities sprayed on woman's vehicle

Redwood City

Vandalism - someone seen scratching multiple cars with a key

Residential Burglary - television, DVD, microwave, cordless phone, sewing machine

Atherton

Non-Violation - About noon Sunday, someone complained about a house painter who was working on the weekend
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Old 12-24-2008, 07:29 AM   #1735
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Old 12-24-2008, 10:27 AM   #1736
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The shoe-throwing thing is never going to get old (with all of its permutations).
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Old 12-24-2008, 11:27 AM   #1737
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Old 12-24-2008, 11:36 AM   #1738
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Old 12-24-2008, 03:43 PM   #1739
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Old 12-24-2008, 05:50 PM   #1740
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Not all that cool or anything but I just don't get it. Why the hell wouldn't you just go get the damn King of Diamonds out of the deck instead of photoshopping a Jack of Diamonds?

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Old 12-25-2008, 11:02 PM   #1741
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I believe you are still required under the terms of your man-card to tell us where we might be able to find more pictures of her.

Anna Song. Be careful with this knowledge.
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Old 12-26-2008, 02:37 AM   #1742
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I believe you are still required under the terms of your man-card to tell us where we might be able to find more pictures of her.

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Anna Song. Be careful with this knowledge.

Thanks, Cam, for getting us the results we all wanted. Thanks, MJ4H, for responding.

Well done.
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Old 12-26-2008, 11:36 AM   #1743
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Anna Song. Be careful with this knowledge.
The politician?!!??
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Old 12-26-2008, 11:47 AM   #1744
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Old 12-26-2008, 12:39 PM   #1745
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How did I miss this one!!!!!
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Old 12-26-2008, 02:19 PM   #1746
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Old 12-26-2008, 04:53 PM   #1747
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Old 12-26-2008, 04:55 PM   #1748
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Old 12-26-2008, 10:11 PM   #1749
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