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Old 12-03-2008, 12:14 PM   #1651
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...what we have here is a man who looks like Tarzan, but fights like Jane!
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Old 12-04-2008, 05:29 PM   #1652
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BWAAAAHAAAAAhaaaa....

Um, wait. Does that say...
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I thought this was a thread about Red Dawn.

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Old 12-05-2008, 10:05 PM   #1653
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Old 12-05-2008, 10:07 PM   #1654
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I have an extreme fear of snakes and my ex-roommate sent me that e-mail because she wants to ruin my weekend.

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Old 12-06-2008, 12:04 AM   #1655
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Old 12-06-2008, 12:48 AM   #1656
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It's working on my computer.. Odd..
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Old 12-06-2008, 07:40 AM   #1657
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Old 12-06-2008, 08:12 AM   #1658
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Wasn't working for me last night, but now I see it... sheesh! Wouldn't wanna meet that thing in a dark alley.
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Old 12-06-2008, 08:49 AM   #1659
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Wasn't working for me last night, but now I see it... sheesh! Wouldn't wanna meet that thing in a dark alley.

I saw a green smiley face last night. This morning I see a gigantic snake. Can I go back to the smiley face now?
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Old 12-06-2008, 09:22 AM   #1660
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Old 12-06-2008, 09:38 AM   #1661
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Its just a wee little snakey, kinda cute actually. You know, other than biting the face off that small deer.....
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Old 12-06-2008, 10:14 AM   #1662
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According to snopes, that huge python was not able to lift the wallaby out of the water after spending an hour trying.
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Old 12-06-2008, 10:32 AM   #1663
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According to snopes, that huge python was not able to lift the wallaby out of the water after spending an hour trying.

I am glad to hear that's a wallaby, I was assuming it was a full grown kangaroo which was making that snake like 70 feet long, in my imagination.
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Old 12-06-2008, 10:40 AM   #1664
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I would suspect that the python was 70 feet long. Its lower part extends off the screen.
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Old 12-07-2008, 12:48 AM   #1665
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...and that, my friends, is why I live in a cold climate.
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Old 12-08-2008, 04:30 PM   #1666
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Old 12-08-2008, 04:34 PM   #1667
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Old 12-08-2008, 04:39 PM   #1668
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Old 12-08-2008, 04:59 PM   #1669
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Old 12-08-2008, 05:26 PM   #1670
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It's like watching the guy getting hit with the cannonball in the stomach, but instead of a guy it is a girl and instead of the stomach it is breasts.
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Old 12-08-2008, 05:46 PM   #1671
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Old 12-09-2008, 01:02 PM   #1672
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Old 12-09-2008, 02:40 PM   #1673
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Old 12-09-2008, 02:54 PM   #1674
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Old 12-09-2008, 05:04 PM   #1675
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Old 12-09-2008, 05:25 PM   #1676
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Critch that was funny.
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Old 12-10-2008, 09:25 PM   #1677
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I came across a really cool website. Not only check out these "Firsts" but also the links on the right.

World's Firsts - Oddee.com
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Old 12-10-2008, 09:46 PM   #1678
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Good stuff, Critch.

I wonder if that thread is still going.
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Old 12-10-2008, 10:00 PM   #1679
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More from the Oddee site. I am nuts about bridges but I have not kept up on some of the newer ones. Some of these blows my mind.

10 Most Amazing Bridges - Oddee.com (bridges, amazing bridges...)
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Old 12-10-2008, 10:03 PM   #1680
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Oh, that push up/Big Mac/Treadmill one was hilariously surreal. Where did you find that?
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Old 12-16-2008, 12:22 PM   #1681
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Old 12-16-2008, 01:43 PM   #1682
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Old 12-16-2008, 01:48 PM   #1683
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I would suspect that the python was 70 feet long. Its lower part extends off the screen.
That would be something considering the world record is 32 feet.
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Old 12-16-2008, 02:17 PM   #1684
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Oh, that push up/Big Mac/Treadmill one was hilariously surreal. Where did you find that?

I found it on another board that had a "The thread for images so cool that they belong in this thread" thread.

I'm not a one board kinda guy.
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Old 12-16-2008, 02:49 PM   #1685
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I love how this guy doesn't miss a beat and is immediately snapping pictures after the car whizzes by him.
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Old 12-16-2008, 03:43 PM   #1686
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I love how this guy doesn't miss a beat and is immediately snapping pictures after the car whizzes by him.

Yeah, he was pretty cool. Just like me when I'm with a lady and she pulls out her huge dictionary. Wait I'm better with numbers, I would probably freak out.
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Old 12-16-2008, 03:51 PM   #1687
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Yeah, he was pretty cool. Just like me when I'm with a lady and she pulls out her huge dictionary. Wait I'm better with numbers, I would probably freak out.

You're only reading this because I saw that you had the last post in this thread.
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Old 12-16-2008, 06:12 PM   #1688
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That would be something considering the world record is 32 feet.

Really? That seems low.

Edit: I did look it up and it appears the record is almost 15 meters. I guess I was recalling an old photo from my childhood (from Guiness?) that showed 15-20 men in a line holding a very, very long snake (which, come to think of it, could only be 40 feet or so). Nevermind.

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Old 12-16-2008, 06:41 PM   #1689
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Old 12-16-2008, 07:00 PM   #1690
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There are many Waverly in the US. But this one got be in WV, right?
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Old 12-17-2008, 10:37 PM   #1691
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Old 12-17-2008, 11:28 PM   #1692
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Old 12-17-2008, 11:58 PM   #1693
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Old 12-18-2008, 05:19 PM   #1694
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Old 12-18-2008, 06:01 PM   #1695
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Old 12-18-2008, 07:41 PM   #1696
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Old 12-18-2008, 11:55 PM   #1697
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Old 12-19-2008, 06:02 PM   #1698
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Elijah Payne: Assault with a Deadly Weapon and Kidnapping. Ummm...I am thankful I live in a relatively safe place?



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Robert McDonald: Theft. With those puppydog eyes??



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Rosa Judith Vazquez: Battery and Criminal Mischief. She probably can kick your ass and my ass...at the same time.



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Old 12-19-2008, 08:34 PM   #1699
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