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Old 07-19-2012, 11:59 AM   #16851
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Old 07-19-2012, 01:07 PM   #16852
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Old 07-19-2012, 01:10 PM   #16853
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Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.
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Old 07-19-2012, 01:11 PM   #16854
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Old 07-19-2012, 04:28 PM   #16855
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Game over man!
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Old 07-19-2012, 04:33 PM   #16856
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Old 07-19-2012, 10:32 PM   #16857
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I married her......
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Old 07-20-2012, 08:06 AM   #16858
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I married her......

I was about to say what I did to her, but this is awkward now.
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Old 07-20-2012, 11:15 AM   #16859
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Old 07-20-2012, 11:47 AM   #16860
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Old 07-20-2012, 12:16 PM   #16861
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I think someone needs a conjugal visit from a Jedi.
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Old 07-20-2012, 12:47 PM   #16862
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I think Shorty (pictured above) needs a conjugal visit from a Jedi.

FTFY
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Old 07-20-2012, 12:50 PM   #16863
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Man, take away the boobs and it does look like Shorty.
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Old 07-20-2012, 12:50 PM   #16864
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Or give Shorty boobs, whichever.
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Old 07-20-2012, 03:05 PM   #16865
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Old 07-20-2012, 03:20 PM   #16866
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Who Shorty?
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I don't think I'd stop even if I found a dick.
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Old 07-20-2012, 03:36 PM   #16867
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Old 07-20-2012, 03:38 PM   #16868
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Damn Shorty hot
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Old 07-20-2012, 04:53 PM   #16869
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Old 07-23-2012, 01:12 PM   #16870
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Old 07-23-2012, 01:33 PM   #16871
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That is trippin me out to the point I think I might throw up.
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Old 07-23-2012, 01:40 PM   #16872
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Old 07-23-2012, 01:50 PM   #16873
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That is an awesome bug.
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Old 07-23-2012, 05:31 PM   #16874
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Old 07-23-2012, 06:50 PM   #16875
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Old 07-23-2012, 08:33 PM   #16876
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Old 07-24-2012, 11:44 AM   #16877
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Because this thread hasn't been bumped much since the creepy picture of Shorty as a girl, I have decided to bump it with, you guessed it: FRANK STALLONE



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Old 07-24-2012, 11:49 AM   #16878
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Half man, half jacket, half shirt. He is...Frank Stallone.
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Old 07-24-2012, 12:21 PM   #16879
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Man, take away the boobs and it does look like Shorty.

Damn, even on the interweb people think I look asian
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Old 07-24-2012, 06:27 PM   #16880
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Or give Shorty boobs, whichever.

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Old 07-24-2012, 06:29 PM   #16881
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I'll take the version of Shorty with boobs and lacking an Episode I-III poster.
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Old 07-25-2012, 01:03 AM   #16882
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Old 07-25-2012, 02:34 PM   #16883
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She's hot, Australian, and destroyed this race. Yes indeed.
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Old 07-25-2012, 03:03 PM   #16884
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I'd pass her my baton any day.
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Old 07-25-2012, 04:23 PM   #16885
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She just made my pole vault
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Old 07-25-2012, 04:31 PM   #16886
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despite TRO's effort, this is still one of the worst pages in this thread
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Old 07-25-2012, 04:38 PM   #16887
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Wow. Lifesized photo.
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Old 07-25-2012, 04:38 PM   #16888
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Trying to resize it but nothing is working.
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Old 07-25-2012, 04:44 PM   #16889
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Old 07-25-2012, 04:47 PM   #16890
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Old 07-25-2012, 04:53 PM   #16891
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Not a picture in the true sense, but absolutely the most awesome image I have seen in a very long time.
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Old 07-25-2012, 05:32 PM   #16892
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She's marriage material, FOR SURE!
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Old 07-25-2012, 06:11 PM   #16893
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I think I'm in love....
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Old 07-25-2012, 06:12 PM   #16894
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There's got to be more video of this.
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Old 07-25-2012, 06:22 PM   #16895
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There's got to be more video of this.

michelle jenneke on youtube, you are welcome
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Old 07-25-2012, 08:29 PM   #16896
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Once you hear her accent, she goes from strong to very strong.
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Old 07-25-2012, 08:48 PM   #16897
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Old 07-25-2012, 09:00 PM   #16898
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Old 07-25-2012, 09:02 PM   #16899
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Old 07-25-2012, 09:09 PM   #16900
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