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Old 05-26-2012, 04:02 PM   #16301
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Two Saturdays running..
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Old 05-26-2012, 04:31 PM   #16302
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Old 05-26-2012, 07:48 PM   #16303
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Two Saturdays running..

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Old 05-26-2012, 09:03 PM   #16304
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There's more than one thing you need to do.
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Old 05-27-2012, 11:15 AM   #16305
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Old 05-27-2012, 11:53 AM   #16306
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Old 05-27-2012, 01:44 PM   #16307
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The teeth.... can't figure it out.
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Old 05-27-2012, 01:45 PM   #16308
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Whats her hourly rate and does she do group jobs?
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Old 05-27-2012, 01:47 PM   #16309
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The teeth.... can't figure it out.

It's a horse, of course.
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Old 05-27-2012, 01:48 PM   #16310
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Hey that's the chick from American Pickers.


Yuppers. I love me some Danni.
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Old 05-27-2012, 05:34 PM   #16311
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Yuppers. I love me some Danni.

I'm sure it's hard to jerk it to Pickers. I mean there you go thinking about Danni, and how handy she can be, but there's a really cool bicycle back there and that sign looks great. Next thing you know your struggling but you don't care because that railroad lantern could be a big moneymaker to the right person.
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Old 05-27-2012, 09:01 PM   #16312
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Wait, American Pickers isn't about bluegrass artists?
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Old 05-27-2012, 09:31 PM   #16313
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Old 05-27-2012, 11:41 PM   #16314
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Anyone else watch Adventure Time? I'm sure you do...



This is the voice of Marceline.

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Old 05-27-2012, 11:41 PM   #16315
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Old 05-27-2012, 11:44 PM   #16316
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Here's a bit of a different view.


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Old 05-28-2012, 11:13 AM   #16317
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America has forgotten how hot Sally Field was circa Smokey and the Bandit. Which is a tragedy.

Flying Nun hot?
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Old 05-28-2012, 06:02 PM   #16318
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Old 05-28-2012, 06:09 PM   #16319
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Old 05-28-2012, 07:19 PM   #16320
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Old 05-28-2012, 11:00 PM   #16321
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Old 05-28-2012, 11:22 PM   #16322
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It took a second and then the light bulb went off.
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Old 05-29-2012, 08:45 PM   #16323
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Old 05-30-2012, 01:50 AM   #16324
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Old 05-30-2012, 02:01 AM   #16325
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Old 05-30-2012, 04:35 PM   #16326
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Old 05-31-2012, 07:21 PM   #16327
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Old 05-31-2012, 08:34 PM   #16328
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Old 05-31-2012, 08:40 PM   #16329
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Old 05-31-2012, 09:18 PM   #16330
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Old 05-31-2012, 09:34 PM   #16331
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Old 06-01-2012, 04:47 AM   #16332
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Old 06-01-2012, 07:43 AM   #16333
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Everyone always says they know girls hotter than the ladies on HON but where's the proof? I know one of the guys in the background (not as douchy in real life as he looks here). Real girls, no touchups, real boobs - pretty nice.

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Old 06-01-2012, 08:04 AM   #16334
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Everyone always says they know girls hotter than the ladies on HON but where's the proof? I know one of the guys in the background (not as douchy in real life as he looks here). Real girls, no touchups, real boobs - pretty nice.

I'll take the one on the left, thanks.
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Old 06-01-2012, 10:28 AM   #16335
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Eh, I rate them California 6s.
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Old 06-01-2012, 10:30 AM   #16336
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Old 06-01-2012, 10:36 AM   #16337
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I'll take the one on the left, thanks.

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Old 06-01-2012, 10:44 AM   #16338
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Eh, I rate them California 6s.

Hmm... I need to take a visit out to California because those are pretty hot 6s.
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Old 06-01-2012, 10:49 AM   #16339
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Eh, I rate them California 6s.

Yup. Pretty average. The girl in the middle would be a 5 at best. Not that she's ugly, she would just get lost in the crowd.
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Old 06-01-2012, 10:50 AM   #16340
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Too easy

He's into hairy armpits. We all have our fetishes.
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Old 06-01-2012, 10:51 AM   #16341
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Yup. Pretty average. The girl in the middle would be a 5 at best. Not that she's ugly, she would just get lost in the crowd.

The one on the right doesn't look so pretty, but without sunglasses would be a better gauge.

Those fucking horrible, oversized sunglasses.
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Old 06-01-2012, 10:54 AM   #16342
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The one on the right doesn't look so pretty, but without sunglasses would be a better gauge.

Those fucking horrible, oversized sunglasses.

Yes, yes I see what you mean there. You can tell she's kind of cute though even though she does have those huge sunglasses on.

However, they are a million times better than when women wear those damn aviator sunglasses. I can't stand it when they wear them. Do they not realize, that no matter their facial structure, wearing aviator sunglasses makes all of them look like Blue Lou from the Muppet Band?
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Old 06-01-2012, 11:00 AM   #16343
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Old 06-01-2012, 11:09 AM   #16344
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Old 06-01-2012, 11:11 AM   #16345
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Old 06-01-2012, 11:17 AM   #16346
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Yes, yes I see what you mean there. You can tell she's kind of cute though even though she does have those huge sunglasses on.

However, they are a million times better than when women wear those damn aviator sunglasses. I can't stand it when they wear them. Do they not realize, that no matter their facial structure, wearing aviator sunglasses makes all of them look like Blue Lou from the Muppet Band?

+1

Clearly women have caught on that with big enough sunglasses we sometimes can't tell a 5 from an 8. It's a good trick.
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Old 06-01-2012, 11:21 AM   #16347
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+1

Clearly women have caught on that with big enough sunglasses we sometimes can't tell a 5 from an 8. It's a good trick.

Indeed. Just like the over the head, looking down shot to make them look skinnier. Silly women, we're going to find out sooner or later.
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Old 06-01-2012, 11:30 AM   #16348
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Old 06-01-2012, 11:30 AM   #16349
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Well, the glasses make her nose look smaller in comparison.
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Old 06-01-2012, 11:30 AM   #16350
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Well, with that girl, the sunglasses make me think her already somewhat big-looking nose is huge.
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