05-07-2012, 12:18 PM | #16051 |
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That gives new meaning to "ass to mouth"
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05-07-2012, 12:27 PM | #16052 |
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Do pork rectums usually come with bones? Seems kind of painful.
Hmmm...curiously, this was not at the top of the page before...one sec while I sort things out... Ok...here we gooooo....in honor of the record breaking performance of The Avengers this weekend:
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I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4 Last edited by JediKooter : 05-07-2012 at 01:14 PM. |
05-07-2012, 12:32 PM | #16053 | |
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05-07-2012, 12:35 PM | #16054 |
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Uh oh.
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05-07-2012, 12:41 PM | #16055 | |
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05-07-2012, 08:47 PM | #16056 |
Hall Of Famer
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"I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis |
05-07-2012, 09:14 PM | #16057 |
"Dutch"
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haha!
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05-07-2012, 09:15 PM | #16058 |
"Dutch"
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dola
if that's got a motion sensor...I'm in. |
05-08-2012, 05:46 AM | #16059 |
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I like the cos b from the last page
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05-08-2012, 07:24 AM | #16060 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Not sure what this guy was going for, but I think he failed. Twice.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
05-08-2012, 08:24 AM | #16061 |
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My gosh - sign that officer up for the Browns please. That guy got JACKED!!
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05-08-2012, 08:45 AM | #16062 |
College Prospect
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Yeah, that's a concussion.
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Recklessly enthused, stubbornly amused. FUCK EA
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05-08-2012, 08:59 AM | #16063 |
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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He lead with his shoulder, too. This should be shown at the rookie symposium.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
05-08-2012, 10:13 AM | #16064 |
Go Reds
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Obviously the end of that .gif got sped up. Would love to see the original video for the live action
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05-08-2012, 12:00 PM | #16065 |
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I remember that story...dude was busted for stealing candy.
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05-08-2012, 02:02 PM | #16066 |
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05-08-2012, 02:03 PM | #16067 |
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Amazing Paper Typography | Abduzeedo | Graphic Design Inspiration and Photoshop Tutorials Artist in question Yulia Brodskaya : Yulia Brodskaya
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05-08-2012, 02:07 PM | #16068 | |
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05-08-2012, 05:07 PM | #16069 |
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05-08-2012, 05:13 PM | #16070 |
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05-08-2012, 07:39 PM | #16071 |
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05-08-2012, 07:52 PM | #16072 |
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05-08-2012, 07:57 PM | #16073 |
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05-08-2012, 08:01 PM | #16074 |
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05-08-2012, 08:20 PM | #16075 | |
FOFC's Elected Representative
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Upon reflection it looks like suicide.
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"i have seen chris simms play 4-5 times in the pros and he's very clearly got it. he won't make a pro bowl this year, but it'll come. if you don't like me saying that, so be it, but its true. we'll just have to wait until then" imettrentgreen "looking at only ten games, and oddly using a median only, leaves me unmoved generally" - Quiksand |
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05-08-2012, 08:32 PM | #16076 |
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Survival of the fittest. That bear wasnt very fit, obviously.
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05-08-2012, 09:33 PM | #16077 |
Hall Of Famer
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"I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis |
05-08-2012, 10:33 PM | #16078 |
Death Herald
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Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint |
05-09-2012, 12:54 AM | #16079 |
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05-09-2012, 01:33 AM | #16080 |
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Nice recovery from Showalter there.
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05-09-2012, 07:57 AM | #16081 |
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Awesome:
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Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint |
05-09-2012, 08:17 AM | #16082 |
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Ok, so I googled it to get the literal translation but what's the story behind it?
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05-09-2012, 08:23 AM | #16083 |
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It was something that paralleled the 'Glenn Beck killed a girl in 1990' meme that went around. To mimic the back-channel methods James used on Leach, someone started posting that Craig James killed 5 hookers while he was at SMU. Hence the CJK5H.
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Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint |
05-09-2012, 10:56 AM | #16084 |
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05-09-2012, 01:13 PM | #16085 |
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I was curious about some of these because they seemed over the top. Looked up 4 random ones and they weren't true. |
05-09-2012, 03:22 PM | #16086 |
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Um... I'm pretty sure none of them are true
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05-09-2012, 03:22 PM | #16087 |
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That's the point.
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05-09-2012, 03:53 PM | #16088 |
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Darn, I was making a killing today selling potato seeds.
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05-09-2012, 04:14 PM | #16089 |
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And to think, I was squeezing all the saliva out of my cat to enjoy a delicious glass...
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05-09-2012, 04:46 PM | #16090 |
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There's no explaining why certain things tickle my funny bone...
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05-09-2012, 06:21 PM | #16091 |
College Benchwarmer
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05-09-2012, 08:31 PM | #16092 |
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05-09-2012, 08:57 PM | #16093 |
Pro Starter
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I fail. |
05-09-2012, 09:29 PM | #16094 |
Head Coach
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05-09-2012, 09:41 PM | #16095 |
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What are you going to do with all those avocados, Rizon?
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05-09-2012, 09:53 PM | #16096 |
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05-09-2012, 10:03 PM | #16097 |
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Ugh. Another Matt Taibbi story. That will just make me sad
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05-09-2012, 11:35 PM | #16098 |
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05-09-2012, 11:41 PM | #16099 |
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05-10-2012, 12:38 AM | #16100 |
lolzcat
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There were some very solid Eli skits.
"My name's not Peyton!"
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Superman was flying around and saw Wonder Woman getting a tan in the nude on her balcony. Superman said I going to hit that real fast. So he flys down toward Wonder Woman to hit it and their is a loud scream. The Invincible Man scream what just hit me in the ass!!!!! I do shit, I take pictures, I write about it: chrisshue.com Last edited by Subby : 05-10-2012 at 12:39 AM. |
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