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Old 04-24-2012, 10:55 PM   #15951
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Old 04-25-2012, 12:18 PM   #15952
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One of the Columbian prostitutes that got those secret service dudes in hot water.
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Old 04-25-2012, 03:12 PM   #15953
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And now all the Secret Service and Military get to relate to these guys.


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Old 04-25-2012, 03:16 PM   #15954
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One of the Columbian prostitutes that got those secret service dudes in hot water.

I guess it's better than Pre-Columbian prostitutes, eh?

I got nothing.
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Old 04-25-2012, 03:23 PM   #15955
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Old 04-25-2012, 04:28 PM   #15956
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More like Cumlombian? AMIRITE!?







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Old 04-25-2012, 05:25 PM   #15957
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At least they had decent taste in whores? Next time they need to duct tape their mouths shut until they're outside the hotel.
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Old 04-25-2012, 06:16 PM   #15958
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At least they had decent taste in whores? Next time they need to duct tape their mouths shut until they're outside the hotel.
Or maybe not try to cheat them out of the money they had originally promised them.
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Old 04-25-2012, 06:29 PM   #15959
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Old 04-25-2012, 07:38 PM   #15960
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Or maybe not try to cheat them out of the money they had originally promised them.



Not going to disseminate how or WHY I know this but in general prositutes are far less trustworthy than their Johns. I'd put far more faith that theyw ere just trying to get MORE out of the men than they were promised.

What are you going to do when a 100 buck whore starts screaming at you in the lobby that you promised her 500? You gonna yell back? or are you gonna pay her to shut up and avoid the scene?

Again, I'm not stating how or why I have this knowledge. Like. EVER =)
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Old 04-25-2012, 07:53 PM   #15961
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Not going to disseminate how or WHY I know this but in general prositutes are far less trustworthy than their Johns. I'd put far more faith that theyw ere just trying to get MORE out of the men than they were promised.

What are you going to do when a 100 buck whore starts screaming at you in the lobby that you promised her 500? You gonna yell back? or are you gonna pay her to shut up and avoid the scene?

Again, I'm not stating how or why I have this knowledge. Like. EVER =)

so they saved 50 bucks... but lost their jobs and got their nuts in a vise with their wives. money well saved
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Old 04-25-2012, 08:01 PM   #15962
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so they saved 50 bucks... but lost their jobs and got their nuts in a vise with their wives. money well saved




I am not condoning them in any way, just rebutting the knee jerk reaction that it was just the Secret Service (anyone else notice those initials are SS?) just being dickheads.
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Old 04-25-2012, 08:11 PM   #15963
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I am not condoning them in any way, just rebutting the knee jerk reaction that it was just the Secret Service (anyone else notice those initials are SS?) just being dickheads.
Either way, dickheads or getting screwed-over, they should have just paid the money and be done with it.
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Old 04-25-2012, 08:13 PM   #15964
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Old 04-25-2012, 08:26 PM   #15965
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Shit. I'm sorry.

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Old 04-25-2012, 08:32 PM   #15966
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Old 04-25-2012, 09:48 PM   #15967
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Old 04-25-2012, 09:53 PM   #15968
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The looks on the face of that family she's charging at are priceless
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Old 04-25-2012, 09:56 PM   #15969
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I'm going to pretend she has a great sense of humor.

If only you could have hugged her.
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Old 04-25-2012, 11:23 PM   #15970
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The tramp stamp isn't even centered with the crack.
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Old 04-25-2012, 11:33 PM   #15971
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Old 04-25-2012, 11:49 PM   #15972
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I am not condoning them in any way, just rebutting the knee jerk reaction that it was just the Secret Service (anyone else notice those initials are SS?) just being dickheads.

I guess the argument is over due to Godwin's Law.
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Old 04-25-2012, 11:49 PM   #15973
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Looks to me like Women of Victoria's Secret, let's get Izulde in here.
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Old 04-25-2012, 11:59 PM   #15974
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Looks to me like Women of Victoria's Secret, let's get Izulde in here.

Somebody needs to tell Victoria she's letting her secret out a bit too much.
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Old 04-26-2012, 12:29 AM   #15975
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Old 04-26-2012, 02:21 AM   #15976
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Old 04-26-2012, 06:02 AM   #15977
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My picture isn't as good, but this always makes me think of this woman at Penguins games that knits. THE ENTIRE GAME!



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Old 04-26-2012, 09:44 AM   #15978
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Old 04-26-2012, 09:47 AM   #15979
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Old 04-26-2012, 10:10 AM   #15980
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awesome indeed
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Old 04-26-2012, 10:34 AM   #15981
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Old 04-26-2012, 10:58 AM   #15982
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Fixed that for you =)
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Old 04-26-2012, 05:23 PM   #15983
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Old 04-26-2012, 06:10 PM   #15984
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two brilliant "pics" in a row
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Old 04-26-2012, 06:40 PM   #15985
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That was Fucking AWESOME!
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Old 04-26-2012, 08:55 PM   #15986
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Old 04-26-2012, 10:25 PM   #15987
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Old 04-26-2012, 10:44 PM   #15988
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Old 04-26-2012, 11:18 PM   #15989
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I'm going to recommend to my Hachette rep that the blurb for Baldacci's next book read, "More riveting than a Royals game!"

Actually, I may not. Stephenie Meyer could use the quote just as easily.
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Old 04-27-2012, 01:29 AM   #15990
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Old 04-27-2012, 09:33 AM   #15991
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Old 04-27-2012, 10:07 AM   #15992
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Old 04-27-2012, 10:57 AM   #15993
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Old 04-27-2012, 01:34 PM   #15994
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Old 04-27-2012, 02:27 PM   #15995
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wow - two different pictures look...different. You may be on to something.
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Old 04-27-2012, 03:47 PM   #15996
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wow - two different pictures look...different. You may be on to something.

Here you go.
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Old 04-27-2012, 09:09 PM   #15997
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Old 04-27-2012, 09:27 PM   #15998
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Ok, that's just not right...
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Old 04-28-2012, 05:19 AM   #15999
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