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Old 10-15-2008, 08:39 AM   #1501
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Old 10-15-2008, 01:02 PM   #1502
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Old 10-18-2008, 01:32 AM   #1503
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Old 10-18-2008, 11:27 AM   #1504
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That last monstrosity is all the evidence I will ever need for why people have NO business being involved in selective breeding or genetic manipulation. And if that thing is somehow a perfect descendent of its ancestor, without people messing up its genetic line...it's all the evidence I need that there is a devil. Ewww.
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Old 10-18-2008, 11:41 AM   #1505
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Old 10-18-2008, 01:20 PM   #1506
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Haha!! She does have a HUUUGGEE mouth. I hate how she pronounces every word with an american accent and then when there is, say, some lasagna, she says it with an italian accent. I hate when people do that. She doesn't say cilantro with a spanish accent.

Hmm. You hate it when a woman who was born in Italy speaks with an Italian accent? That also might account for her lack of a Spanish accent, too.
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Old 10-18-2008, 11:14 PM   #1507
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Old 10-19-2008, 02:34 PM   #1508
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Old 10-20-2008, 09:48 AM   #1511
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Old 10-20-2008, 10:59 AM   #1512
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Old 10-20-2008, 11:45 AM   #1513
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Old 10-20-2008, 05:07 PM   #1514
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Hmm. You hate it when a woman who was born in Italy speaks with an Italian accent? That also might account for her lack of a Spanish accent, too.

Yes I do. I especially hate it because she grew up in Southern California and has a California accent.
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Old 10-20-2008, 06:59 PM   #1515
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Old 10-20-2008, 09:18 PM   #1516
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Yes I do. I especially hate it because she grew up in Southern California and has a California accent.

Although she is fluent in Italian, and given her family, I'm assuming learned those words with an Italian accent. I'm sure the childhood friends she picked up her Cali accent from weren't saying fettucini all that often.
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Old 10-21-2008, 03:20 AM   #1517
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Old 10-21-2008, 05:31 AM   #1518
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Although she is fluent in Italian, and given her family, I'm assuming learned those words with an Italian accent. I'm sure the childhood friends she picked up her Cali accent from weren't saying fettucini all that often.

Thats how my mom talks...though she isnt from Cali.

She pronounces "Ricotta", like"Re-Got"".
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Old 10-21-2008, 08:19 AM   #1519
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Old 10-22-2008, 11:46 AM   #1521
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Although she is fluent in Italian, and given her family, I'm assuming learned those words with an Italian accent. I'm sure the childhood friends she picked up her Cali accent from weren't saying fettucini all that often.

No, I totally understand, however, it's just huge pet peeve of mine. Either use the accent all the time or none of the time. And that goes for any accent. No one is immune to the wrath of my pet peeve.

There's also the "then" and "than" pet peeve of mine, but, that's for a different thread.
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Old 10-22-2008, 12:10 PM   #1522
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No, I totally understand, however, it's just huge pet peeve of mine. Either use the accent all the time or none of the time. And that goes for any accent. No one is immune to the wrath of my pet peeve.

There's also the "then" and "than" pet peeve of mine, but, that's for a different thread.

Why not just tell us now, than.
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Old 10-22-2008, 12:28 PM   #1523
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No, I totally understand, however, it's just huge pet peeve of mine. Either use the accent all the time or none of the time. And that goes for any accent. No one is immune to the wrath of my pet peeve.

There's also the "then" and "than" pet peeve of mine, but, that's for a different thread.

I'm with you on the accent thing all or nothing. I can speak moderate spanish but I don't start accenting every spanish word I say when speaking english. The spanish chick (cuban I think) on food network is the worst and I simply refuse to watch that show it is so aggravating.
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Old 10-22-2008, 07:39 PM   #1524
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Old 10-22-2008, 10:49 PM   #1525
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Old 10-23-2008, 12:01 PM   #1526
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Why not just tell us now, than.

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I'm with you on the accent thing all or nothing. I can speak moderate spanish but I don't start accenting every spanish word I say when speaking english. The spanish chick (cuban I think) on food network is the worst and I simply refuse to watch that show it is so aggravating.

I don't think I've had the pleasure of seeing her show, but, that would drive me nuts.
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Old 10-23-2008, 12:44 PM   #1527
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Old 10-23-2008, 05:00 PM   #1528
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Old 10-24-2008, 01:13 AM   #1529
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Old 10-24-2008, 03:40 PM   #1530
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Old 10-24-2008, 05:44 PM   #1531
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I came across a great site - photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com They show news and ads that were the results of bad, lazy or incompetent photoshops that actually made it to publication. Here's an example:


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Old 10-24-2008, 06:17 PM   #1532
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is that supposed to be funny because it says free?
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Old 10-24-2008, 06:23 PM   #1533
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is that supposed to be funny because it says free?

That is what's great about the site - sometimes you have to look at it for a while until it hits you.

Most of them, though, are just really, really bad photoshop.

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Old 10-24-2008, 06:26 PM   #1534
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Old 10-24-2008, 06:30 PM   #1535
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Here's another one, in a news publication. They shopped out Sarkozy's bodyguard but forgot about the leg. I have become cynical enough to believe that all published images are shopped in some degree or another.


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Old 10-26-2008, 10:33 AM   #1536
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is that supposed to be funny because it says free?

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Old 10-26-2008, 11:00 AM   #1538
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Old 10-29-2008, 01:00 PM   #1539
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Old 10-29-2008, 10:51 PM   #1541
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Old 10-30-2008, 10:40 AM   #1542
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Old 10-30-2008, 11:02 AM   #1543
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Old 10-30-2008, 05:41 PM   #1544
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Old 10-30-2008, 05:55 PM   #1546
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