11-07-2015, 06:54 PM | #15351 | |
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So I'm guessing you're a big fan of the movie "Bambi"?
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11-07-2015, 07:36 PM | #15352 | |
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There are a crapload of deer in my neighborhood. One of my neighbors used to keep a pellet gun by his back door to plunk them if they got to close to his plants. One day he got a lucky shot, and hit one right between the ribs and into the heart. Found out about it the next day when a bunch of vultures showed up in the empty lot between our houses.
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11-08-2015, 09:26 AM | #15353 | |
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Kardashian trending today - "Inside Kris Jenner’s amazing $2m The Great Gatsby 60th birthday party". I don't get the fascination with this family. I really don't. I've seen stuff about one of them getting a cat. Really? A cat? I seriously don't get it. |
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11-08-2015, 11:28 AM | #15354 |
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11-08-2015, 01:59 PM | #15355 | |
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She just spent $2m on a birthday party. One family member's ass famously broke the internet. They have trainwreck potential 24/7/365. How much more for fascination could be required?
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11-08-2015, 03:11 PM | #15356 | |
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When I read it, that was my initial thought.
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11-10-2015, 07:42 AM | #15357 |
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If Jimmy is actually the guy they call "Dr. Feelgood," shouldn't he be making you feel a little bit better than just "alright"? Shouldn't we rather call him "Dr. Alright"?
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11-10-2015, 08:27 AM | #15358 |
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I thought it was "all right" but found both ways on a search of the lyrics
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11-10-2015, 08:39 AM | #15359 |
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Location: St. Louis
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Has the person in charge of the fantasy leaders ticker on CBS ever played a game of fantasy football? Why rank by yards and not just a standard points amount?
QB Leaders... 1. Joe Schmoe 300 Yards, 2 INT 2. Ron Schmoe, 299 Yards, 5 TD |
11-10-2015, 04:03 PM | #15360 |
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I've never been a headphone guy, but recently got a set of Bose noise canceling headphones as SWAG at a corporate boondoggle. Used them on a plane for the first time today. Wow. I mean seriously, wow.
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11-10-2015, 05:43 PM | #15361 |
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I fucking hate douches who ride crotch rockets. I was driving by an accident and he comes flying between me and the cop and slams on his brakes in front of me, causing me to almost have to ditch into the accident. I'm tired of these assholes thinking they can drive however they want.
You better believe I rode as close to that assholes back tie as I could after that. I really wanted to bump him off the road. After about a mile going 80 I backed off while he kept speeding up and weaving through traffic. |
11-10-2015, 11:26 PM | #15362 |
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Even though it was apparently a crappy movie, I guess I can thank "Jem and the Holograms" for making me internet famous for a day.
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11-11-2015, 04:54 PM | #15363 |
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11-11-2015, 06:23 PM | #15364 |
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Whomever it was on this board that said they use Flux (404 Not Found.
Thank you. I've been using it since it was recommended and it is an incredible program.
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11-11-2015, 06:41 PM | #15365 |
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what does it do?
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11-11-2015, 07:11 PM | #15366 |
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11-11-2015, 07:31 PM | #15367 |
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Downloaded to check it out. "Orange...that doesn't look too good." After a minute, I decided I didn't like it and turned it off. "OH MY GOD, MY EYES!!!!"
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11-11-2015, 07:45 PM | #15368 | |
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Yeah, after very little time (for me it was less than a full evening of use) turning it off feels blindingly terrible. |
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11-11-2015, 08:23 PM | #15369 |
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I hate you guys. I might be addicted to this thing already. There's no going back now.
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11-11-2015, 08:50 PM | #15370 |
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I'm not a car guy, but I completely get when someone refers to their car as their baby, or they talk to it. I just spent two hours trying to get sound out of this 10 year old Dell and was getting very upset at the idea that it might be time to switch computers. Luckily it finally recognized my sound card and after only 2 crashes, installed the drivers. I love my baby.
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11-12-2015, 05:24 AM | #15371 | |
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So how is Suicane gonna watch movies now!? |
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11-14-2015, 04:56 PM | #15372 |
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So my local grocery store has a silly "yay Football" motif going with jerseys hanging from the rafters. There's a few current/retired players(Lynch Lime Green seahawks alt, Fake Franco Harris jersey with wrong letter font, Tim Brown Raiders) but the rest of the selection makes me chuckle.
Bowe-Chiefs Alex Smith-49ers Cutler-Donks Josh Gordon-Browns Hester-Bears CJ2K-Titans Cox-Phins |
11-14-2015, 11:01 PM | #15373 |
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4 of the top 7 posters in FOFC are gone.
Totally random thought.
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11-14-2015, 11:03 PM | #15374 |
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Cox 51 dolphins is Bryan Cox, right? He literally hasn't played for the phins in 20 years
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11-15-2015, 01:20 AM | #15375 |
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Brake lights should be red, turn signals should be yellow.
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11-15-2015, 01:38 AM | #15376 |
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Quickest way to get that is do a kick starter game like gta and incorporate that, then wait.
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11-16-2015, 10:05 PM | #15377 |
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I finally broke down and bought one of them newfangled TV's. Of course it's got a constant shadow problem and the menu is burned in. FML.
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11-17-2015, 07:56 AM | #15378 |
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My six year old daughter came home yesterday and told me that her and a boy in her class were boyfriend and girlfriend.
My first thought wasn't anger, it was that really, you can do better than that kid. I've seen him play basketball, he's horribly nonathletic. |
11-17-2015, 10:23 AM | #15379 | |
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You're thinking of this wrong. Your six year old is way ahead of the curve. She's not like the others, focused on the jocks. She's in it for the long haul when his brains lead to billions. |
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11-17-2015, 12:35 PM | #15380 |
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Break his legs.
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11-17-2015, 01:11 PM | #15381 | |
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+1 The odds of any kid making a career as a professional basketball player are very, very remote. It's best he's disabused of this notion at an early age and start focusing on something with an actual future. You can't be supporting Lil' E-Mac forever!
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11-17-2015, 01:31 PM | #15382 |
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Yankee Stadium is the house that Ruth built.
Lucas Oil Stadium is the house that Manning built. Makes sense. The team's success while they were on the team led to the stadiums being built. Cameron is not the house that Coach K built. It was there before he was. Big East previews: Wojo's Marquette is young but on the uptick | FOX Sports
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11-17-2015, 02:16 PM | #15383 | |
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I've met the kid. Even for a 6 year old, he's a few notes short of a symphony. |
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11-17-2015, 02:42 PM | #15384 |
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Mike Krzyzewski's Duke teams earned 31 of Duke's 38 NCAA tourney appearances, 12 of 16 Final Fours, 11 of 13 championship game appearances and all 5 of its National Championships. Eddie Cameron was a delightful guy, I'm sure, and he did do one thing that Coach K will never, ever do. Win the Sugar Bowl. But I don't think there is one Duke supporter on the planet who doesn't know that the name of the guy that built the place is on the court and not the building.
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11-17-2015, 03:20 PM | #15385 |
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Time to get out the wasp nest spray and eradicate those nests now that the cold weather is here. It is not a battle but a war. I will win you wasps!!
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11-17-2015, 05:24 PM | #15386 |
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11-17-2015, 06:08 PM | #15387 |
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It's OK, she told me today that she broke up with him
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11-17-2015, 06:39 PM | #15388 |
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11-17-2015, 08:17 PM | #15389 |
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Judging by Sui's posts about his tech, I'm assuming it was literally a used McDonalds menu monitor.
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11-17-2015, 08:18 PM | #15390 |
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I assume he traded a Foreman grill and a stack of disco 8-tracks for it.
Which I can't really knock the swap meet...just iskt one locally Last edited by stevew : 11-17-2015 at 08:25 PM. |
11-17-2015, 08:43 PM | #15391 |
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Efffffffffff you alllllllllll. Actually it is a new Sharp Aquos and I don't know what you'd call it, but the right hand side of the screen, 2 inches deep all the way up and down, right where the menu comes up when you click on it, has visible shadow lines of said menu, even after I click out of it. It was there all friggin weekend and annoyed the hell out of me as it's clearly visible on bright screens, like say, a green effin football field.
Anyhoo, when I got the WiFi working last night I realized that for a smart TV, it's a pretty shitty smart TV. So I've ordered something else and will be returning this fucker post haste. |
11-17-2015, 10:03 PM | #15392 |
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Dear Arby's,
Your cherry turnovers have filling that is purplish-red. Your apple turnovers have filling that is sort of a golden translucent color. Please make an effort to avoid hiring so many employees that can't tell the @^%#$^%@#$ difference. Thanks in advance, Jon
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11-17-2015, 10:07 PM | #15393 |
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At least they had them both? Every time I go to McD's all they ever have is effing apple. Why advertise holiday pie if you not gonna have holiday pie???
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11-17-2015, 10:16 PM | #15394 |
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When I worked at McDonalds I once had a friend who was asked what was in McDs Custard Pie. The friend responded "It's f***ing custard lady". The friend was fired shortly thereafter (for showing up late).
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11-17-2015, 10:25 PM | #15395 |
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11-17-2015, 11:18 PM | #15396 | |
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I have no idea what "holiday pie" is supposed to be ... pumpkin maybe?
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11-18-2015, 01:49 AM | #15397 |
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Is it Wednesday morning already ? I'm feeling like it's still middle of the night.
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11-18-2015, 02:17 AM | #15398 |
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Judge fast food pies not by what color they are, but by what color they turn your turds.
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11-18-2015, 07:30 AM | #15399 | |
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11-18-2015, 08:13 AM | #15400 | |
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It's f***ing custard, Jon! I think they do occasionally have pumkin, and have trotted out orhers like s'mores, strawberries and cream, peaches and cream. 90% or the time when I ask though all they have is apple. That's no good when Mama wants holiday flavor.
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