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#101 |
Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edinburg,TX
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This giant fat bitch who is some poor kid's mother in the youth soccer league. She has already been warned for being to mean to the kids and today it was just parent vs. parent games for fun and she didn't say anything when my team kicked her husband's team all over the field, but when they went and grabbed better players and managed a 3-2 win the next time she was going crazy....like she just won the Superbowl or World Series. Dumb fat whore. I want to punch her very badly.
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You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose! |
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#102 | |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: The State of Rutgers
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Goddamnit, I thought I came up with this concept months ago. 1. Scott Schoenweis 2. Aaron Heilman 3. Omar Minaya 4. Billy Wagner 5. Billy Mays
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Boise Stampede Continental Football League Jacksonville Jaguars GM North American Football League Nebraska Coach FOFC-BBCF Rutgers & Washington coach Bowl Bound-BBCF |
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#103 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Massachusetts
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Michelle
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#104 |
Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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Any person in the crowds that when the camera turns to them, they scream #1!!!! even though their team may be 1-8 on the season and currently down by 60.
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You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... |
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Head Coach
Join Date: Sep 2004
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Okay Wat. BTW, my Chinese roommate now loves that movie as much as I do after seeing it for the first time last night.
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#106 |
Unregistered
Join Date: May 2004
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People who jog on the street when there's more than enough room on the sidewalk.
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#107 | |
Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Colorado
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Lorena, there is a very valid, physiological reason for that. I do not jog but I know that the asphalt pavement has more "bounce" than a concrete sidewalk; therefore, much less stressful on the joints. |
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#108 | |
Unregistered
Join Date: May 2004
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Ahh I didn't know that. People need to be really careful when they jog on the street. I saw this lady jogging and if some idiot driver wasn't careful that lady could have been toast. |
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#109 | |
Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Colorado
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That certainly is true, much like bike riders who do not follow the rules of the road. |
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#110 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Colorado
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Lorena, I just found this since I was curious as to the what the term was instead of "bounce" (it simply is shock absorbtion).
Jogging Tips: What’s The Best Terrain To Run On? | The Diet Channel |
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#111 | |
Coordinator
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Seattle, WA
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You should have Oilers9911 on your list then.
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#112 |
High School JV
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Chandler, AZ
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Keith Olbermann - he could fall off the face of the earth tomorrow and it wouldn't be soon enough.
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#113 |
General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The Mountains
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College students who "backpack across Europe" and then think they're smart about the world.
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#114 | |
Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Wisconsin
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Ohhh.. we turn this into a behavior punch in the face list? If so - 1. People that chew with their mouths open 2. People that snap their gum 3. Otherwise healthy people that take an elevator down 1 level 4. People that come into an elevator and tell you what floor to push (What am I, you're f'n doorman?) 5. People that take a cart full of crap to the self checkout line and then take 15 minutes to check out.
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You, you will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being born. Your going to wish you never left your mothers womb, where it was warm and safe... and wet. i am going to show you pain you never knew existed, you are going to see a whole new spectrum of pain, like a Rainboooow. But! This rainbow is not just like any other rainbow, its... |
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#115 | |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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At least you guys have sidewalks in Colorado. We never had this problem in Lawrence, but Richmond has absolutely no sidewalks ![]() Oh, and idiots who ride their bikes on busy roads definitely need to be on the list. SI
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#116 | |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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Oh hell yeah! SI
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Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!" |
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#117 |
Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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#118 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA
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Bill Maher - asshole to the highest degree who thinks he is smarter than he actually is
Rosie O'Donnell - enough said TO - get over yourself Barbara Streisand - get over yourself and shut the hell up Bono - people pay you to sing, not talk Don Henley - see Bono Disney executives - Stop, just stop!!! Bandwagon Cowboys fans (fans who have no tie in to Dallas what-so-ever but jumped on the bandwagon as a way they can make themselves stand out and get attention because they have such a low opinion of themselves) - I hope your family isn't like that or they will stop supporting you as soon as they find a more stable person ***these fans are why there is such a hatred for the Cowboys by Eagles fans (and probably other fans feel the same way as well) Billy Mays - Get off my television and stop yelling at me telling me to buy some piece of shit product |
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#119 |
Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: San Jose, CA
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Anyone who says the word "bitchin"
I cringe just typing it.
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#120 |
Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: San Jose, CA
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hahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahah...Oh, my. That guy..is awesome.
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#121 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Sep 2004
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It was in A Knight's Tale too.
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#122 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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Steve Smith from the Panthers (he just has a punchable face)
Any Lohan Whoever it was that thought showing poker on tv was a good idea Whoever it was who decided to cancel the original Battlestar Galactica back in 1979 ESPN for showing dog shows Billy Mays (something tells me his emails are in all caps) Myself for sometimes making an ass of myself on some internet forum Any fan of a sports team who tells other fans that they are stupid for being fans of a different team and think that it's some sort of put down The Olympic officials who thought it was a good idea to drop baseball and softball from the summer olympics but keep syncronized swimming Billionares/Millionares who have this 'need' to set some sort of H.G. Wells era world record Hollywood for thinking that remaking classic older movies and 70s tv shows into movies is a great idea Angelina Jolie for not just adopting the whole continent of Africa already People who call child birth a miracle (if it's happened over 6 billion times, not a miracle!) George Lucas and Steven Spielberg for waiting so long to make more Indiana Jones movies
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I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4 |
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#123 | |
Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: San Jose, CA
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Spoken like a true dumbass Chargers fan. Get a real team, and then we'll talk. Idiot.
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#124 | |
Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: San Diego via Sausalito via San Jose via San Diego
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Haha!
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I'm no longer a Chargers fan, they are dead to me Coming this summer to a movie theater near you: The Adventures of Jedikooter: Part 4 |
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#126 |
Unregistered
Join Date: May 2004
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Unregistered
Join Date: May 2004
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Oops, I guess I already listed this type of person... it's worth mentioning again though. |
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#128 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Conyers GA
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#129 |
Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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#130 | |
Coordinator
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The Great Northwest
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It's not that bad of a rub, I can repair it with some elbow grease and the right compound, it's just frustrating. |
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#131 |
Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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#132 |
Unregistered
Join Date: May 2004
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People who leave their shopping carts loose in the parking lot on a windy day.
It's pretty windy today and when I finished grocery shopping, I saw this grocery cart going right at my car and it hit the bumper. When I drove off, I noticed this car had two grocery carts that hit it, one on the bumper and one on the driver side. Inconsiderate bastards. |
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#133 |
Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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The guy in the Gillette hair products commercial.
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Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint |
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#134 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: In the thick of it.
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Mizzou B-Ball Fan
j/k lollerskates!
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#135 |
Pro Rookie
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Bahston Mass
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Can we cross the ShamWow guy off now?
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There's no I in Teamocil, at least not where you'd think |
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#136 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Michigan
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People who change their Usernames. Fags.
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#137 |
Pro Rookie
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Chicago
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Sandra Bernhard
Whoever it was at FOX that decided to cancel Firefly Rod Blagojevich Holier-than-thou vegetarians More to come.
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#138 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Jan 2004
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Laura Ingraham
Meghan Kelly Hannity Beck |
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#139 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Chicagoland
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Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Douglas Feith, Paul Wolfowitz, Sean Hannity
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#140 |
College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Midwest
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My wife is the people person, I am not. I can honestly say most of the people I know deserve one.
Most of the parents of kids I teach for being idiots and not spending enough time working with their kids. I'd add my obnoxious neighbor. His wife is my wife's best friend. He is never home and is constantly doing whatever he can to make a buck (not because he has to because if he stays at home it might require him to act like a parent) His kid is constantly running away from them when they go anywhere and is openly defiant to them when they ask him to do something (and he's 4). I totally see now how problems get developed from the time they get into my 5th grade class. This kid will be a monster because he's already there. End of soap box. So, the rest of my list includes: celebrities who are only celebrities because the parents are rich or they made a sex tape (double punch if both apply) Obnoxious sports fans who only respond to team discussions through useless cursing and inane arguments parents that take elementary sports WAY to seriously. cocky athletes that think they are above the team special shout to Marshall Faulk for being a grade A prick to a random seven year old (that asked very politely for an autograph) at a NFL Network televised Colts game once. He's SEVEN you overrated SOB. seriously, I could go on all day. Last edited by ColtCrazy : 04-10-2009 at 12:51 PM. |
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#141 |
College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Jan 2006
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#142 |
Pro Rookie
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Rafael Marquez, Rafa Benetiz, and groups of people who when riding bikes in the road and see a car coming split up instead of all going to the same side of the road.
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