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Noop · 04-23-2008, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

I always piss in the shower.

Ever piss in a cup and spill it on the floor and have someone else walk right after you cleaned it but drop some food at the same spot you dropped the cup of piss. They not knowing that piss was on the floor used the five second rule and proceed to pickup their food and continue eating?

rkmsuf · 04-23-2008, 12:43 PM

I shit in the pool and then somebody ate it.

Dr. Sak · 04-23-2008, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

I shit in the pool and then somebody ate it.

Ok Carl Spackler

MikeVic · 04-23-2008, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

Ever piss in a cup and spill it on the floor and have someone else walk right after you cleaned it but drop some food at the same spot you dropped the cup of piss. They not knowing that piss was on the floor used the five second rule and proceed to pickup their food and continue eating?

I don't pee into cups, so I haven't had this happen to me.

Noop · 04-23-2008, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

I shit in the pool and then somebody ate it.

I shit on a plate and hit someone in the face with it.

cuervo72 · 04-23-2008, 12:44 PM

MikeVic · 04-23-2008, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

Why not just wash in the toilet then?

I piss into the drain, so I don't see it as a big deal.

Noop · 04-23-2008, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVic

I don't pee into cups, so I haven't had this happen to me.

Never been drunk and high off magic mushrooms? I guess I am the only who thought that was funny at the time.

Dr. Sak · 04-23-2008, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

I shit on a plate and hit someone in the face with it.

Was it still steaming? That could be considered a Hot Lunch.

rkmsuf · 04-23-2008, 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

I shit on a plate and hit someone in the face with it.

maybe that guy got into your bed after

Noop · 04-23-2008, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

Was it still steaming? That could be considered a Hot Lunch.

A little bit got on my hand when I threw it but I am not sure.

Dr. Sak · 04-23-2008, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

maybe that guy got into your bed after

Rubbed his face on your pillow...then turned it over.

Then you got into bed and you turned the pillow over because you like the feeling of the cool side of the pillow. Meanwhile you didn't realize you got a face full of shit and might as well just tossed your buddy's salad.

Kodos · 04-23-2008, 12:48 PM

The five-second rule is bunk. As soon as food touches the floor, it's done.

rkmsuf · 04-23-2008, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Kodos

The five-second rule is bunk. As soon as food touches the floor, it's done.

The piss sterilizes it though.

Dr. Sak · 04-23-2008, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

The piss sterilizes it though.

The ammonia in piss kills the germs.

Pumpy Tudors · 04-23-2008, 12:52 PM

I know that at least 3 of you are sitting there waiting to see what I have to say about the myriad of subjects discussed in this thread.

Dr. Sak · 04-23-2008, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

The piss sterilizes it though.

Hell remember when Moises Alou would piss on his hands to make them tougher? Do you think he washed his hands before he ate? Fuck no!

Noop · 04-23-2008, 12:56 PM

I bet this thread gets locked.

rkmsuf · 04-23-2008, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I know that at least 3 of you are sitting there waiting to see what I have to say about the myriad of subjects discussed in this thread.

we need the bowling perspective from you. if someone sticks their fingers in your holes are you uncomfortable not knowing where their hands have been?

Lorena · 04-23-2008, 01:00 PM

If you pee on your feet, it eliminates athlete's foot.

korme · 04-23-2008, 01:01 PM

You guys are homophobes. Not letting your roomate or any other friend in your room? How do you guys get along? I am speaking as if I understand if you are in your own room you do not want your roomate to come in and make conversation with you no matter the case. That's just odd.

Also I have no problem letting a friend borrow gym shorts or a polo or something if he didn't come prepared (the former to play ball or the latter to go out)... what's the big deal?

Ksyrup · 04-23-2008, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

You guys are homophobes. Not letting your roomate or any other friend in your room? How do you guys get along? I am speaking as if I understand if you are in your own room you do not want your roomate to come in and make conversation with you no matter the case. That's just odd.

Also I have no problem letting a friend borrow gym shorts or a polo or something if he didn't come prepared (the former to play ball or the latter to go out)... what's the big deal?

OTM

Lorena · 04-23-2008, 01:09 PM

These acronyms.. what's OTM?

Lorena · 04-23-2008, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

These acronyms.. what's OTM?

nvm

Dr. Sak · 04-23-2008, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

If you pee on your feet, it eliminates athlete's foot.

It also takes the pain out of jellyfish stings.

Noop · 04-23-2008, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

You guys are homophobes. Not letting your roomate or any other friend in your room? How do you guys get along? I am speaking as if I understand if you are in your own room you do not want your roomate to come in and make conversation with you no matter the case. That's just odd.

Also I have no problem letting a friend borrow gym shorts or a polo or something if he didn't come prepared (the former to play ball or the latter to go out)... what's the big deal?

My thing is why would anyone want to be in my room? Television? We have on in the living. Sleep? Baloncy or couch. Video Games? We have all the systems hooked up to the television. If they want to talk to me in private then we have a balcony.

As for clothes I generally don't share clothes with people because some people are not as hygenic is me. I have a big problem with people who don't wear an undershirt when borrowing a shirt. Then have it smelling like them and won't even chip in for dry cleaning.

As for my roommate again I really don't see the reason for him to be in my room. There is nothing in there that would be of use of to him. He might go close my closet or maybe use my computer if he wants something I have on my computer(sending it through the network)

korme · 04-23-2008, 01:15 PM

Noop, I'm not saying someone should just go in and sit on your floor while you aren't in there, but if you are in there what is the big deal?

And who doesn't wear an undershirt? I probably wouldn't let someone rock a shirt like that, either.

Ksyrup · 04-23-2008, 01:15 PM

"Hey noop, can I talk to you about someth-"

"Woah woah woah, hold it there. Let's take it out to the living room, please."

Yeah, that seems a bit odd to me.

MJ4H · 04-23-2008, 01:16 PM

This is by far the weirdest thread I've ever seen on any message board.

MJ4H · 04-23-2008, 01:18 PM

Seriously, it's like that movie with Brendan Fraser living in the bomb shelter with Christopher Walken (Blast from the Past maybe?). Encino Ma..I mean Brendan Fraser's character goes up into the real world and just does thing normally the way he's accustomed to and everyone just stares in awe at the freak. I guess I'm the freak.

Really? No guys in your room?

What the hell?

rkmsuf · 04-23-2008, 01:19 PM

there's no reason for dudes to be in there

Pumpy Tudors · 04-23-2008, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

And who doesn't wear an undershirt? I probably wouldn't let someone rock a shirt like that, either.

I haven't worn an undershirt in about 15 years.

Dr. Sak · 04-23-2008, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

there's no reason for dudes to be in there

I think there can be exceptions...say there is a girl to guy ratio of like 5 girls to 1 guy and it turns into an orgy. I think it is ok because there would be an established buffer of boobs and pussy to keep you away from the other dude.

rkmsuf · 04-23-2008, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

I think there can be exceptions...say there is a girl to guy ratio of like 5 girls to 1 guy and it turns into an orgy. I think it is ok because there would be an established buffer of boobs and pussy to keep you away from the other dude.

well ok then

Dr. Sak · 04-23-2008, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I haven't worn an undershirt in about 15 years.

Which in Shorty's case is his entire lifetime.

Ksyrup · 04-23-2008, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I haven't worn an undershirt in about 15 years.

Work aside, I hadn't ever worn an undershirt until I moved up north.

rkmsuf · 04-23-2008, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

And who doesn't wear an undershirt? I probably wouldn't let someone rock a shirt like that, either.

what sense does that make. it's ok for their ball sweat to get on your shorts during hoops?

I mean they can wear underwear but you'll still get ass and crotch sweat. Shoot even Phil Mickelson gets this.

Noop · 04-23-2008, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

Noop, I'm not saying someone should just go in and sit on your floor while you aren't in there, but if you are in there what is the big deal?

Sit on the floor or the chair no problem but on my bed big problem. If you need to talk to me in private fine thats not a problem just don't lay on my bed thats reserved for me and the chicks.

Subby · 04-23-2008, 01:27 PM

I bet Noop would be a research psychologist's wet dream.

Pumpy Tudors · 04-23-2008, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Work aside, I hadn't ever worn an undershirt until I moved up north.

I guess it depends on what we're calling an undershirt. During the winter, I often wear a t-shirt under whatever shirt I'm wearing. Even with a dress shirt and tie combination, I'll just wear a t-shirt underneath. I guess I think of the tank-top style (or I guess they call them a-shirts now?) that my dad used to wear whenever I hear "undershirt." I stopped wearing those when I was about 16 because I honestly felt really silly wearing them.

Funny how I didn't stop wearing the panties until I was 19, though.

Dr. Sak · 04-23-2008, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

what sense does that make. it's ok for their ball sweat to get on your shorts during hoops?

Great point...let's go back an analyze things here. Shorty makes an appearance in the thread. Calls us all homophobes. Says he lets men wear his shorts but gets all fired up if they wear a shirt without an undershirt.

Arm pit sweat is a no no...yet ball sweat is permissible...hmmm...teabagger.

Noop · 04-23-2008, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by MattJones4Heisman

Really? No guys in your room?

What the hell?

No guys sleeping in my room.
No guys laying or sitting on my bed.

There is nothing of interest to them in there.

Dr. Sak · 04-23-2008, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

. I guess I think of the tank-top style (or I guess they call them a-shirts now?) that my dad used to wear whenever I hear "undershirt." I stopped wearing those when I was about 16 because I honestly felt really silly wearing them.

I thought those were called wife beaters?

Noop · 04-23-2008, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Subby

I bet Noop would be a research psychologist's wet dream.

Why? You seem to think I hate women from what i can recall.

korme · 04-23-2008, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by rkmsuf

what sense does that make. it's ok for their ball sweat to get on your shorts during hoops?

I mean they can wear underwear but you'll still get ass and crotch sweat. Shoot even Phil Mickelson gets this.

I don't think I am concerned with anyone's ballsweat SOAKING through their own boxers and damaging my mesh shorts. That's a little over-reactive.

Or atleast anyone that borrows my shit is my same frame (5'11 around 170), so they aren't exactly the big sweaters.

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Originally Posted by Noop

Sit on the floor or the chair no problem but on my bed big problem. If you need to talk to me in private fine thats not a problem just don't lay on my bed thats reserved for me and the chicks.

I don't have a response, I don't have a problem with a friend sitting on my bed.

rkmsuf · 04-23-2008, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

I don't think I am concerned with anyone's ballsweat SOAKING through their own boxers and damaging my mesh shorts. That's a little over-reactive.

Or atleast anyone that borrows my shit is my same frame (5'11 around 170), so they aren't exactly the big sweaters.

I don't have a response, I don't have a problem with a friend sitting on my bed.

Whatever basketball you are playing ain't basketball, sally.

korme · 04-23-2008, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I guess it depends on what we're calling an undershirt. During the winter, I often wear a t-shirt under whatever shirt I'm wearing. Even with a dress shirt and tie combination, I'll just wear a t-shirt underneath. I guess I think of the tank-top style (or I guess they call them a-shirts now?) that my dad used to wear whenever I hear "undershirt." I stopped wearing those when I was about 16 because I honestly felt really silly wearing them.

Funny how I didn't stop wearing the panties until I was 19, though.

Undershirt for me is a white t-shirt. I have never rocked a wife beater.

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Originally Posted by Noop

No guys sleeping in my room.
No guys laying or sitting on my bed.

There is nothing of interest to them in there.

I guess you've never had parties over where people need to crash all amongst your crib and your bedroom floor is enough for one person.

Noop · 04-23-2008, 01:32 PM

Cmon now Shorty its three in the morning and some guy is laying on your bed talking to you. When you could be in the living room or the balcony if you want to smoke and talk... I am just saying.

Ksyrup · 04-23-2008, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

I guess it depends on what we're calling an undershirt. During the winter, I often wear a t-shirt under whatever shirt I'm wearing. Even with a dress shirt and tie combination, I'll just wear a t-shirt underneath. I guess I think of the tank-top style (or I guess they call them a-shirts now?) that my dad used to wear whenever I hear "undershirt." I stopped wearing those when I was about 16 because I honestly felt really silly wearing them.

Funny how I didn't stop wearing the panties until I was 19, though.

I have always worn an undershirt (t-shirt) with work clothes, mainly because in Florida it was hot as hell and if you sweat through a white dress shirt...not a good look. I still wear an undershirt to work. But I don't ever recall wearing an undershirt - at least from high school on - until I moved to Kentucky a couple of years ago. Way too warm. Most of the time I didn't even want one shirt on, much less two. Now that I live where it's cold enough to make a difference, I do.

Pumpy Tudors · 04-23-2008, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by bsak16

I thought those were called wife beaters?

Yeah, those things. Not to try to speak for the entire city here, but I never ever heard anyone refer to them as "wife beaters" in New Orleans. I only heard that term on TV. I'd completely forgotten about it. I try not to talk to many people in Pennsylvania because too many strange things happen when I talk to you folks up here. I guess people around here aren't used to talking while there's a cock in their face.

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