It hurts when I pee (The Phalid Memorial Thread)

[KWhit]

Originally Posted by Tasan

Wow okay, I guess I pissed you off somehow. I was just pointing out something mildly amusing and a tiny bit disconcerting, but hey, if you want to drop the F bomb on me and make fun of some pain I had, then fine, be the bigger guy.

Ya'll have fun now.

Lighten up, Francis.

[Fidatelo]

Originally Posted by Tasan

Wow okay, I guess I pissed you off somehow. I was just pointing out something mildly amusing and a tiny bit disconcerting, but hey, if you want to drop the F bomb on me and make fun of some pain I had, then fine, be the bigger guy.

Ya'll have fun now.

I think you left your sarcasm detector at the doctor's office.

[Tasan]

Yeah yeah I know.

Unwadding panties, etc.

[KWhit]

Originally Posted by Schmidty

Ok, Ant. I was going to stop and enjoy Bob, but I just have to lay down an analogy.


A guy dressed in an expensive italian suit walks up to your door carrying a long box that appears to hold roses. You decide that he looks like a mobster, so you open the door and shoot him in the dome.

Later, you find out that he did happen to be a mobster. Does that make shooting him originally based on an assumption, the right thing to do?

Or better yet:

You shoot him because he looked like your Uncle Fred who once dated a guy who was friends with Shawon Dunston who called you the letter "N" on a message board in the future.

Would THAT make it right?

[Eaglesfan27]

Originally Posted by KWhit

Go away so I can sex message you.

Is the pager set to vibrate? Is it near those wonderful sexual nerves?

[Pumpy Tudors]

Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

Is the pager set to vibrate? Is it near those wonderful sexual nerves?

lol noddadropp

[Ksyrup]

My phone's on vibrate for you
God know what all these pee threads do

[Fidatelo]

I still need clarification on what it means to ploop someone. The answer may impact my plans for the weekend.

[Schmidty]

Man, I really need to get a life. I'm watching Bob Ross in my underwear, eating pistachios from a styrofoam cup, and arguing on the internet about something completely irrelevant to real life.

I think I'll go take out the garbage or something.

[Pumpy Tudors]

i would like to thank phalid/shawon dunston for the best macchiovellian ban ever

[lordscarlet]

Originally Posted by Schmidty

Ok, Ant. I was going to stop and enjoy Bob, but I just have to lay down an analogy.


A guy dressed in an expensive italian suit walks up to your door carrying a long box that appears to hold roses. You decide that he looks like a mobster, so you open the door and shoot him in the dome.

Later, you find out that he did happen to be a mobster. Does that make shooting him originally based on an assumption, the right thing to do?

Or how about: You don't answer the door because he might be a mobster. He then comes back the next day when you're not home and rapes your wife. You then put extra locks on the door.

[Ksyrup]

Originally Posted by Schmidty

. I'm watching Bob Ross in my underwear

What the hell's Bob Ross doing in your underwear?

[Antmeister]

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

Because when the banning took place he didn't do anything wrong- come on, don't play dumb! Read the first 8 or 9 pges of the original thread for cryin out loud!



And with that note fellas, I'll be gone til Sunday. Free free to sext message me if anything juicy pops up

And that is why I love ya Shorty. You are so damn emotional.

Think of the people who hung around too long and were banned. Look at their posting patterns before the said banning. I basically think SkyDog took a leap before this got out of hand later. Because the poster just seemed to gradually become more risque with each thread. And it would have eventually lead to a thread that would have pissed people off. Or at least that is how I saw it.

Of course he could have totally been wrong about this and this could have been a goof ball like Hell Atlantic, Pumpy, st.cronin or sometimes myself. However this person didn't seem all that interested in discussing other threads.

While I was not in agreement with the Jesse Ewiak banning, I agree with this one and now it has been validated.

[Fidatelo]

Originally Posted by lordscarlet

Or how about: You don't answer the door because he might be a mobster. He then comes back the next day when you're not home and rapes your wife. You then put extra locks on the door.

How about option 3: You warn him that based on his attire you think he may be a mobster and that you will be taking precautions to ensure that you and your family are safe in the event that he is?

[Schmidty]

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

What the hell's Bob Ross doing in your underwear?

Read my signature.

[st.cronin]

Originally Posted by lordscarlet

Or how about: You don't answer the door because he might be a mobster. He then comes back the next day when you're not home and rapes your wife. You then put extra locks on the door.

No, no: He comes back the next day when you're not home and sells your wife an encyclopedia. Now you have to put together new bookshelves.

[gkb]

Originally Posted by wade moore

For whatever complaints there were before it's all pretty clear-cut now.

Pretty clear evidence that Shawon=Phalid.

So he not only did something worthy of banning itself as Shawon but creating a dup account after being banned is an automatic banning.

I agree with this...I was wrong, the mods were right.

Pumpy's apparently sext messaging my wife as I type this. I'm not having a good day.

[Pumpy Tudors]

Originally Posted by gkb

Pumpy's apparently sext messaging my wife as I type this. I'm not having a good day.

C'mon, man, I'm trying to start up another harem of Vietnamese women. She'd be great.

[gkb]

My 500th post...and it only took a little over 5 years.

[st.cronin]

Am I the only one who thinks this thread needs more lolcats?

[gkb]

Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

C'mon, man, I'm trying to start up another harem of Vietnamese women. She'd be great.

I agree she's a good start. She's a woman. She's Vietnamese. She loves her some Pumpy pics.

[Fidatelo]

This is all kind of like a mini-version of the decision to go into Iraq back in '01 or '02 or whenever that happened. SkyDork is GWB and Phalid is Iraq. Only this time GWB got lucky and actually found some WMD's, so the entire thing looks like it was the right move.

[st.cronin]

Enter the ICHC online Poker Cats Contest!

[Antmeister]

Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

Is the pager set to vibrate? Is it near those wonderful sexual nerves?

Sexual nerves....ah good flashback thread.

[Subby]

I wonder what Atocep has to say about all this.

I will sext message him and find out.

[Lathum]

Originally Posted by Subby

I wonder what Atocep has to say about all this.

I will sext message him and find out.

I was wondering the same thing.

Minus the sext message part.

[Atocep]

Honestly, like shit.

I still question the original moderation decision and think that taking the attitude of the right decision was made in the end is a very flawed way of thinking. This forum has done a solid job of policing itself over the years and whether we or Jim like it, this forum is seen by a lot of newcomers as some sort of official forum for Front Office Football. Anything that would make people hesitant to post is bad for both Solecismic and this community.

I see moderation the way it was orginally used here as a way of stepping over the community and asserting control when it wasn't called for. I'd rather see someone be given the freedom to post as any other member here and then have the moderators step in after something happens than see preemptive bannings based on hunches and gut feelings. We joked about what you can do at certain post counts, but we did learn from this that although our joking was to the extreme, there is definitely some truth to it.

With that said, racism is something that is not allowed in my house. I have a 6 year that I make an honest effort to teach that race is not how someone should be judged nor should it be the first thing you see in someone. I do not condone what was was done. I do not support it. I feel used in a way. I've spent the last 3 hours or so debating whether or not I would just quietly be finished here because I'm sickened at how this ended and how I could be perceived in all of this.

[TargetPractice6]

Guys, guys, chill out. SkyDog knows what's best for us here. If he doesn't think we should be associating with attention whores like phalid shouldn't we trust his judgment? It was obvious he wouldn't fit in here anyway.

[Lathum]

Originally Posted by TargetPractice6

Guys, guys, chill out. SkyDog knows what's best for us here. If he doesn't think we should be associating with attention whores like phalid shouldn't we trust his judgment? It was obvious he wouldn't fit in here anyway.

well duh.

anyone can tell who won't fit in after their first 11 posts

[DanGarion]

Originally Posted by wade moore

For whatever complaints there were before it's all pretty clear-cut now.

Pretty clear evidence that Shawon=Phalid.

So he not only did something worthy of banning itself as Shawon but creating a dup account after being banned is an automatic banning.

I haven't read past the first page of this topic, but I haven't seen the evidence that it's the same person.

[sterlingice]

Originally Posted by dangarion

I haven't read past the first page of this topic, but I haven't seen the evidence that it's the same person.

I have and it seems like people have suddenly jumped to the conclusion with no evidence whatsoever unless I'm completely missing something.

SI

[Calis]

Originally Posted by sterlingice

I have and it seems like people have suddenly jumped to the conclusion with no evidence whatsoever unless I'm completely missing something.

SI

I think Wade Moore explained somewhere that they checked the IP's and it was the same.

Wasn't made clear at first though, which caused the uproar.

[sterlingice]

Originally Posted by st.cronin

One might also point out that if the HNIC didn't frequently refer to himself as the HNIC the comment may not have occured to the former Cubs leadoff hitter.

I would like to argue against this statement!






















I don't think Shawon Dunston was ever the Cubs leadoff hitter for an appreciable amount of time. Maybe one season.

SI

[sterlingice]

Originally Posted by Calis

I think Wade Moore explained somewhere that they checked the IP's and it was the same.

Wasn't made clear at first though, which caused the uproar.

My bad, you're right

http://www.operationsports.com/fofc/...5&postcount=26

SI

[RedKingGold]

You all have no lives.

[Lathum]

Originally Posted by RedKingGold

You all have no lives.

yet here you are

[RedKingGold]

Originally Posted by Lathum

yet here you are

Giants suck.

[Ksyrup]

Originally Posted by st.cronin

Am I the only one who thinks this thread needs more lolcats?

I'm fresh out of lolcats, but I do have a leftover lolcop:



IM IN UR SUBURBZ KILLIN MY WIVEZ

[CamEdwards]

btw, Ksyrup, nice Rufus Wainwright reference earlier.

[Subby]

Originally Posted by Atocep

I feel used in a way. I've spent the last 3 hours or so debating whether or not I would just quietly be finished here because I'm sickened at how this ended and how I could be perceived in all of this.

As Ron Burgundy says...you are the balls.

No worries from this corner of planet attentionwhore.

[DanGarion]

Can we get those linear, nonlinear and mystery charts added to the FOFC Wiki that the people that run this board keep ignoring?

[DanGarion]

Originally Posted by Calis

I think Wade Moore explained somewhere that they checked the IP's and it was the same.

Wasn't made clear at first though, which caused the uproar.

Actually all I saw is that the person had the same ISP and that it said the same geographical area, BUT I also know for a fact that you cannot count geographical area data based on IP addresses as fact... at least not in the real world, which I know that FOFC isn't part of.

[Sidhe]

This is true, we get a guy from MD who shows up as logging in from Portland on a board I administer. That was just because the IP has an error in its coding for the "where from" line. It really is from MD.

Oh yeah, and there's also a guy from WVa that shows up as coming from Texas. I understood the Portland, kind of.. but I didn't understand Texas.

[VPI97]

Originally Posted by dangarion

Actually all I saw is that the person had the same ISP and that it said the same geographical area, BUT I also know for a fact that you cannot count geographical area data based on IP addresses as fact... at least not in the real world, which I know that FOFC isn't part of.

Like you said, it wasn't the same IP address...just the same ISP. I dunno, maybe Atocep can share with the board if they guy admits to it.

[wade moore]

Originally Posted by dangarion

Actually all I saw is that the person had the same ISP and that it said the same geographical area, BUT I also know for a fact that you cannot count geographical area data based on IP addresses as fact... at least not in the real world, which I know that FOFC isn't part of.

Like I said, it's not 100% - but all of those factors have me convinced that it's the same guy. And if we wrong I would think someone (Atocep, Phalid, Shawon Dunston) would make an effort to correct us.

[digamma]

I'm going to be late for dinner. Someone is WRONG on the internet.

[Anthony]

talk about being behind the times. i didn't read that phallid thread too much cuz i hate people who come here for medical advice rather than going to a hospital. what i found funny about this thread was this:

when i saw the title of this thread, i thought that guy Phallid (who initially reported a urninary problem) wound up having such a serious and devastating malady that he wound up dying shortly after starting his thread. then i read Shorty's 1st post and i thought maybe that Shawon guy had made fun of Phallid dying.

of course i saw the thread was locked and someone(s) got banned and read the whole thing. but still, i thought that was pretty funny how i came to the conclusion that someone died based off the info i was piecing together.

i have no opinion of phallid, shawon or any mod decision.

[Crim]

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

And with that note fellas, I'll be gone til Sunday. Free free to sext message me if anything juicy pops up

sent.

[Zelig]

My efforts to rectify this fell short, though I still had something to try, I felt I should focus more on myself and back down.

[Ironhead]

*yawn*

This whole thing happened on Sportsdigs three weeks ago.