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Old 10-13-2005, 01:24 PM   #101
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I thought God only killed kittens when we masturbate. Are you telling me that you masturbated to capsicum's posts?

lol.....What? Why are you trying to pin me down with such questions? I refuse to tell you another about my sexual forays! Besides her writing doesn't qualify as lite erotica, I always compared them to campy horror and to tell you the truth, Subby is the alleged masturbator.
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:25 PM   #102
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:25 PM   #103
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:25 PM   #104
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yet you can somehow recite, verbatim, details of a pissing match you had over said message board 5 years ago...

No, I can remember getting the bill from my attorney. That tends to reinforce things.
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:25 PM   #105
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Subby is the alleged masturbator.

Is this why there are no kittens in McLean, VA?
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:26 PM   #106
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I thought God only killed kittens when we masturbate. Are you telling me that you masturbated to capsicum's posts?

God expanded this rule to include capsicum's posts. He just wanted it to stop. He wanted so very, very badly...

So, remember...

Every time capsicum makes a post, god kills a kitten.



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Old 10-13-2005, 01:27 PM   #107
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No, I can remember getting the bill from my attorney. That tends to reinforce things.

so i guess the 57,000 posts where John's preferences have been brought up somehow didn't register.

feel free to tell us what rules HA bent in IHOF while you're at it.


oh, what's that? there isn't anything?
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:27 PM   #108
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I would think God would have simply killed capsicum instead.
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:28 PM   #109
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and to tell you the truth, Subby is the alleged masturbator.
You know I don't have hands right?

Ummm . . . WTF? Are you saying that you had no knowledge I came out as being handless on this board? Are you really saying that?

As I'm pretty sure (but not positive) that you have posted expressing knowledge of my problem before, I'm really completely flabbergasted right now. And given you have been here during the various times when it has become an issue, I'm just at a loss. Really, I don't know what to say. I'm going to take a break for a while. And masturbate.

WITH MY FUKING ELBBOW!!@22!!@@@!!!
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:29 PM   #110
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:29 PM   #111
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WITH MY FUKING ELBBOW!!@22!!@@@!!!

I think that's what I would call it then. That or a whacking elbow.
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:29 PM   #112
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:30 PM   #113
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As I'm pretty sure (but not positive) that you have posted expressing knowledge of my preference before, I'm really completely flabbergasted right now. And given you have been here during the various times when it has become an issue, I'm just at a loss. Really, I don't know what to say. I'm going to take a break for a while.

Maybe you just need to chill the fuck out. If you use a phrase and someone uses it right back at you, you have no excuse to get that pissed off.

Simply put, you're hypersensitive, hypocritical and when I obviously didn't feel like discussing it anymore, you became a fucking drama queen and decided to call me - publicly - something I'm most assuredly not.
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:30 PM   #114
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You know I don't have hands right?

Ummm . . . WTF? Are you saying that you had no knowledge I came out as being handless on this board? Are you really saying that?

As I'm pretty sure (but not positive) that you have posted expressing knowledge of my problem before, I'm really completely flabbergasted right now. And given you have been here during the various times when it has become an issue, I'm just at a loss. Really, I don't know what to say. I'm going to take a break for a while. And masturbate.

WITH MY FUKING ELBBOW!!@22!!@@@!!!


You sick, sick parody poster. I thought you said you used your knee caps to accomplish this task. I apologize if this is just all rumors.
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:32 PM   #115
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John Galt originally discovered FOFC because he was looking for information on wide receivers.
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:33 PM   #116
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And here I was thinking about watching 'The OC' tonight... guess I don't need to now...
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:33 PM   #117
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:33 PM   #118
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:33 PM   #119
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:33 PM   #120
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Didn't we have a discussion on this before?

I'm not a /*insert phrase here*/, but...
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:34 PM   #121
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John Galt originally discovered FOFC because he was looking for information on wide receivers.

You're not helping--nor are you funny.
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:35 PM   #122
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:35 PM   #123
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And here I was thinking about watching 'The OC' tonight... guess I don't need to now...

The show's on break until November 3rd!

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Old 10-13-2005, 01:36 PM   #124
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On a serious note... it's nice to see that in 2005 people are still as immature as ever about calling people gay & making jokes about gays.
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:36 PM   #125
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:39 PM   #126
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Is this why there are no kittens in McLean, VA?

Or Burke, VA either.
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:40 PM   #127
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Or Burke, VA either.

I thought I read about that in the inquirer a few months ago:
No handed man masturbates, kittens disappear in the suburbs of VA.
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:40 PM   #128
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I would think God would have simply killed capsicum instead.

Just like one would think He'd just kill the masturbators, but, as we all know too well, the Lord works in mysterious ways and He did give us that pesky free will. What are you going to do?
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:41 PM   #129
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:41 PM   #130
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:41 PM   #131
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Just like one would think He'd just kill the masturbators, but, as we all know too well, the Lord works in mysterious ways and He did give us that pesky free will. What are you going to do?

Masturbate, since we all die eventually anyway.
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:41 PM   #132
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:42 PM   #133
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Funny, I didn't know about John's sexual preference, and I've been around here as long as anyone.. but I mean, does it change anything?

I think this is something that should have been settled via PM's, IM's or the two throwing each other on the ignore list and have done with it.
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:43 PM   #134
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:43 PM   #135
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:43 PM   #136
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John Galt originally discovered FOFC because he was looking for information on wide receivers.

Grow up, and post reported.
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:43 PM   #137
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On a serious note... it's nice to see that in 2005 people are still as immature as ever about calling people gay & making jokes about gays.
This thread has no place for seriousness, gaywad.
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:43 PM   #138
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wow, it always amazes me as one of you youngest guys on the board how immature people can be...and how they can let something like an internet message board so overtake their emotions...just plain dissapointing
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:43 PM   #139
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:43 PM   #140
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Funny, I didn't know about John's sexual preference, and I've been around here as long as anyone.. but I mean, does it change anything?

I think this is something that should have been settled via PM's, IM's or the two throwing each other on the ignore list and have done with it.

well it's not the 1st time they've tangoed and there supposedly was a mutual "don't post on FOFC" arrangement that fell apart
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:44 PM   #141
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dola, and that wasnt aimed at john or black
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:44 PM   #142
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wow, it always amazes me as one of you youngest guys on the board how immature people can be...and how they can let something like an internet message board so overtake their emotions...just plain dissapointing

Entire rest of FOFC = Pwned.
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:45 PM   #143
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well it's not the 1st time they've tangoed and there supposedly was a mutual "don't post on FOFC" arrangement that fell apart

That was Blackie and JIMG, not John Galt.
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:45 PM   #145
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Thanks for illustrating my point!
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:45 PM   #146
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:45 PM   #147
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John Galt originally discovered FOFC because he was looking for information on wide receivers.
Well, I didn't have time to go through all this right now, but getting two straight "reported posts" e-mails AFTER I said to retreat to corners caused curiosity to get the better of me, and caused you to get a nice little two-week vacation from posting here.
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:47 PM   #148
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That was Blackie and JIMG, not John Galt.

I confuse JIMG and John Galt all the time myself.

Damn johns. What's a hooker to do?
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Old 10-13-2005, 01:47 PM   #149
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That was Blackie and JIMG, not John Galt.

damn, all these brewhahas involving blackadar get confusing
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