Yum....Laser Blasters! - Page 3

Marmel · 08-28-2003, 12:13 PM

Does it matter? I know you are unarmed.

The Afoci · 08-28-2003, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marmel
Sir, The Afoci, Sir. While I was going through my neighbor's panty drawer this morning an idea struck me, and of course I run everything (and I mean everything) by you before I act. I learned my lesson after that lubricated frisbee/traffic cone/fake vomit incident.

Luckily that officer was very understanding. We don't need to go any deeper than that. The frisbee did.

Quote:

Originally posted by Marmel
Anyway, I was thinking maybe I could take a platoon of Crawfish with me to the USS Nimitz and do a little scout work. I highly doubt that the crew aboard that ship would be able to detect me and some laser blasters sneaking aboard. While there I can monitor Ardent's movements (especially his bowel movements) and then I can repost back to you with a plan of attack. My research shows that this Nimitz thingy is not very good at defending itself, and has hardly any weapontry aboard. I did some careful studies to come to those conclusions.

That is a great plan. Report back with the details. After we destroyed Qwikshot 3-2 totally destroying his squad and killing all hope they had for the future after following the NCR with 3-4-3. I am in super secret meetings now and will report more later.

PS super secret meeting is our new code word for firing up the bong.

Poli · 08-28-2003, 12:35 PM

You must not have seen my Hulk gloves or witnessed my Chinese Tickle Torture.

Qwikshot · 08-28-2003, 02:35 PM

The 3-4-3 will rise again, and so will the Ultra Nox...just not today...

Poli · 08-28-2003, 10:33 PM

I don't recall losing to the Crawdeads, though...maybe there's a bit of revisionist history here.

The Afoci · 09-02-2003, 10:49 PM

Words from the leader.

In what was a dimly lit room, The Afoci paced with three people tracing every step he makes. Marmel, Number Two (Number Three in line for those keeping track at home) and Coach all were mere steps behind. As The Afoci came to the window into the Secret Room of Disney Porn. It was obvious what had happened as it had happened numerous times before. It was Marmel. One Hundred and One Bitches with Jif, The Bitch Licks Back! gets him everytime.

The smell of salt cover the men like they were sailors/bunkmates with one Ardent Enthusiast, but they pressed on, for some it was the bulge in their pants, but for The Afoci, it was the smooth armor of Crawfish with Laser Blasters instead of Claws. Why, no one is sure, but it probably has to do with this, boys and girls. Found deep inside the pill bottle is a product for pain. Now when a girlfriend gets her wisdom teeth cut out, she gets some pill bottles that contain a product for pain. This product allows the trees to talk and dead monkeys with shovels in their asses walk. Quite an impressive product, but on this day, merely 6 years and almost exactly to the minute, The Afoci has had are repeat in history so similiar, he should name it something. Deja Vu, and not the strip club, the experience is what The Afoci. Umm....Pain Pills.

Flashback

It was 1997. The Afoci was an average boy living life on the Mean Streets of Hawley, MN. Packing heat as hot as a water gun containing hot sauce, this man was feared. It might have had to do with the two Crawfish with Sharp Pencils Duct Taped around their Claws! that were towering one on each shoulder. One could never tell with such situations. He approached the woman/girl he loved with all his heart. But which one, the 15 year old hottie or her 104 year old Great Great Grandma name Issac. I guess Issac was a girls name in the 19th century and Issac was the last of a special breed. Old Bitches. Now The Afoci's decision was one that was obvious. He still had eighty some years for the youngen, but Issac could kick off anytime. That is what Old Bitches do. Besides wild crazy sex because they don't care anymore.

As you all are probably guessing, our hero, our legend, our...The Afoci was going to get laid. Like every child, the older lady fantasy was huge, but the Old Bitches was the king. Like when you found your moms weed depot, things were much better than when you were stealing your younger sisters. Older Bitches don't screw around. In anything, you get high, you get the best shit, you get laid, somebody dies, probably the Old Bitch but not always, a Old Bitch can live to bitch another day.

Yumm....Pain Pills.

Now as Issac went to the hotel she was staying at, she grabbed a few drinks. The Afoci walked up behind her. Both knew what was going to happen, or so he thought. He knee length skirt did nothing to sheild her vagina. That hung to the floor on most days and some days actually drug on the ground. A bump sidewalk or ice on a sidewalk can actually get her to orgasm. Who knew the g-spot was on the sidewalk? As he picked it up off the ground and put it near his man hood, it was better than any vacuum cleaner had ever been, and less noisy too. But only for a minute, because she turned around. She ripped her saggy ass vagina lips right off his manhood and placed them firmly between her butt cheeks. The toilet paper stuck in it helped secure it. The Afoci caught a glance of her nipples, just above her knee socks that fell down. I am pretty sure they were tucked in early, but fell out when she grabbed her vagina back.

Now what happened from there, we do not know for sure. All I know is Issac died along with 2 Crawfish with Sharp Pencils Duct Taped around their Claws! were never found. The Afoci walked away funny, but smoking. Most of the flames were out, but his ass was still spurting up every once in a while.

Guess what happened to the Crawfish with Sharp Pencils Duct Taped around their Claws?

Coming soon. Pain Pills make me sleepy...

Poli · 09-03-2003, 12:07 AM

Words from The Afoci's Hater:

Your team sucks. I hope you have better security now, or I might blow up your Crawfish with Laser Blasters instead of Claws factory.

That's both a threat and a promise.

The Afoci · 09-03-2003, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ardent enthusiast
Words from The Afoci's Hater:

Your team sucks. I hope you have better security now, or I might blow up your Crawfish with Laser Blasters instead of Claws factory.

That's both a threat and a promise.

NEVER!

sterlingice · 09-03-2003, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ardent enthusiast
Words from The Afoci's Hater:

Your team sucks. I hope you have better security now, or I might blow up your Crawfish with Laser Blasters instead of Claws factory.

That's both a threat and a promise.

You have the support of the 42nd Hippo airborne, squadron "run and shoot".

SI

The Afoci · 09-03-2003, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sterlingice
You have the support of the 42nd Hippo airborne, squadron "run and shoot".

SI

A hippo run and shoot squadron. That is like a manly sailor. Bullhonkey!

Poli · 09-04-2003, 01:08 AM

With Coffee Warlord's regiment attacking by land, the Hippos by air, and the Raiders by sea, it's easy to see that we'll destroy these crawdeads and their peashooters instead of claws!

sterlingice · 09-04-2003, 02:25 AM

SI

Poli · 09-04-2003, 07:43 AM

Excellent, the crawdeads with peashooters instead of claws are bound to be struck with fear now!

The Afoci · 09-04-2003, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sterlingice

SI

That is more disturbing than anything I have put. Ever.

The Afoci · 09-04-2003, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ardent enthusiast
With Coffee Warlord's regiment attacking by land, the Hippos by air, and the Raiders by sea, it's easy to see that we'll destroy these crawdeads and their peashooters instead of claws!

The deadly triple team. Marmel is much more experienced there, he will handle this.

The Afoci · 09-04-2003, 11:20 AM

On to round 2 in the FOFC Cup. Lets see if ardent or one of his roadies will be man enough to face the Mighty Crawfish this week!

sterlingice · 09-04-2003, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Afoci
That is more disturbing than anything I have put. Ever.

It's amazing what you can find on images.google.com

SI

Poli · 09-05-2003, 09:50 AM

Perhaps you are confused....that peanut cream that Marmel is experienced in. Not "triple team".

Well, I suppose it's a given that you are "confused".

The Afoci · 09-08-2003, 05:53 PM

Hmm, I won this week to stay undefeated. I wonder how the NCR did?

sterlingice · 09-08-2003, 09:30 PM

Linky

SI

The Afoci · 09-08-2003, 10:24 PM

SI, if hippos were acceptable entrees, then I could put up some hippo recipes. But as it is, we will have to settle for this.

Recipe for eating hippos:

1 bottle of Vodka.
1 VHS Copy of Days of Thunder for foreplay.
1 Flat Bed Semi. Hauling purposes.
2 International House of Pancakes. One to drop the beast off after the ordeal, one to eat at yourself.
1 bag of sugar. Throws her off.
1 bag of flour. Shows the wet spot.
1 Miners helmet. I think you are catching on.
1 Dental floss. Hair in teeth.
1 Weedwacker. Just to trim up since you will be the first person there in roughly 27 years.
1 Ardent's Mother. Substitute hippo if possible, but she should do.

The Afoci · 09-11-2003, 12:14 PM

Just so everyone who reads knows, I haven't given up on this at all, I have just had some creative issues lately.

Poli · 09-11-2003, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Afoci
Just so everyone who reads knows, I haven't given up on this at all, I have just had some creative issues lately.

Ain't that the truth.

Havok · 09-14-2003, 02:26 PM

dam bro, i can't believe Teddy Carney only went for 204k. If i would have had some more money i would have bought him and trained him to formidable.

Tough Break

The Afoci · 09-14-2003, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Havok
dam bro, i can't believe Teddy Carney only went for 204k. If i would have had some more money i would have bought him and trained him to formidable.

Tough Break

It really did suck, but I just didn't have any room left in my training program and he was the weakest of the bunch that will be early next season formidables. I couldn't even find a spot for him to play last week, so 204K is better than nothing, he didn't sell at 450K or 300K so the market must be really down or people just all realised he didn't play well for whatever reason.

Poli · 09-14-2003, 08:50 PM

Or I was at work behind the scenes....hahahahhha

The Afoci · 09-14-2003, 10:19 PM

Perhaps you were the one who started the rumor about his sexuality. I guess homophobic llama rapers are close to anti-clowns. Or valued that way.

The Afoci · 09-15-2003, 09:57 AM

After the torture of 3 economist the squad had left from the debt era, The Afoci figured the squad was ready for its latest match. But not before what has once again become a tradition in the Crawfish camp. The killing of the weekly YP. This one, whose name was protected because he was only 17, proved that he was young enough to suck for a long time. He was given to Ardent and the NCR. He should start for that squad any day now.

On to the victory, which NCR should try more of.

19242 spectators arrived at Fighting Crawfish Arena, where weather conditions were pretty good for football. Fighting started off with a 3-5-2 lineup. Lineup: Holt - Ciripoi, de Oliveira, Rønningen - Apelerberg, Danielsson, Kline, Woodson, Uddstad - Karlstad, Popella.

Xpert tactics involved an interesting 4-4-2 combination. Lineup: Vance - Gripenstad, Kinsey, Ericsson, Tidmarsh - Escamilla, Harry, Cason, Johnson - Diamanti, Jackson.

Fightings Christian Karlstad gave, after 11 minutes, the home team a 1 - 0 lead after an attack coming in from the right. A couple of quick and successful challenges, followed by a shot from just outside the penalty area after 34 minutes might have resulted in another goal for Fighting. However, Joey Vance made a spectacular save. Halftime score was 1 - 0. The fortyfive minutes were dominated by Fighting, with an impressive 84 percent possession of the ball. The Crawfish don't share well.

Gudmund Rønningen increased Fightings lead to 2 - 0 by putting a header away on a hooked ball from the right. 52 minutes into the game Joey Vance had to leave the pitch due to a open sores on his sack that Crawfish had latched on to. The crowd rejoiced by doing a rendition of Vanilla Ice's Like a Roni. It was glorious. In came Ricky Gossett. Things were going to get worse for the visitors. Franz-Bernd Popella squirmed himself through the central defense line in the 55:th minute, asserting the lead to 3 - 0. After 69 minutes Franz-Bernd Popella put Fighting ahead 4 - 0 as he rose to head in a hooked ball, remarkable, this isn't a sexual manuever. By now Fighting were drawing the troops back in order to defend their lead and their stock of old bitches. The referee showed Xperts Bill Cason the yellow card after a particularly nasty challenge over who had better shoes. With 85 minutes played Christian Karlstad could have brought this one home for Fighting, had his hooked ball gone in, but he was just a bit too high as was most of the squad. Mikey Kline should probably have put his team up another goal in the 90:th minute, but some great goaltending by Ricky Gossett kept the visitors in the game. Fighting held the ball, with a clear 91 percent possession rate.

Fighting´s best player was Christian Karlstad. Gudmund Rønningen was a disappointment, however. Most important Xpert player was Bay Tidmarsh. However, Ricky Gossett made a disastrous appearance. The match ends 4 - 0.

This game featured the first Crawfish to get 3 1/2 stars. Christian Karlstad and Mikey Kline! Way to go guys, you each get one hour free with Chavez "the dope finding" Dog and an extended visit with Ardents Mom. One word for you guys on that one. Full-Body-Condom.

Stay tuned for an update on the Old Bitches Saga.

Poli · 09-15-2003, 07:17 PM

Hope your guys aren't going to be drug tested any time soon. It could get ugly for your team.

The Afoci · 09-15-2003, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ardent enthusiast
Hope your guys aren't going to be drug tested any time soon. It could get ugly for your team.

Yeah, some issues may arise.

Superman=#54 · 09-16-2003, 09:19 PM

I declare war on the crawfish with laser blasters instead of claws.

Superman vs. The Crawfish

Wendsday FOFC Cup IV be there, or be square.

The Afoci · 09-16-2003, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Superman=#54
I declare war on the crawfish with laser blasters instead of claws.

Superman vs. The Crawfish

Wendsday FOFC Cup IV be there, or be square.

I love the smell of leather in the mornings. A sign that the night prior was good. Lets hope the day to come will bring the same.

The Afoci · 09-22-2003, 12:58 PM

The Afoci stumbles drunkenly into the room. The players look to him as he is about to speak. His mouth opens slightly, but no words come. He tries again. Suddenly he starts vomitting everywhere. Mexican food must not agree with his as a taco came out nearly all intact. Marmel picks it up and takes a bite. He speaks.

"This is Cheesecake week boys!" says Marmel. "This is where we determine whether we are winners or whether we are just another North County Raider squad. Anyone have any hot sauce?"

Poli · 09-22-2003, 06:59 PM

You suck.

The Afoci · 09-24-2003, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ardent enthusiast
You suck.

You have been at sea much too long if this is your fantasy.

In other Crawfish news, tonight is the match vs. the Plague. His midfield and defense vs. our Crawfish with Laser Blasters instead of Claws!

Marmel · 09-24-2003, 12:02 PM

Little known fact: In a bind, soft cheesecake makes an excellent peanut butter substitute. I recommend a slice with some drizzled raspberry sauce on top, although sometimes that can be mistaken for blood after things 'heat up'. Boy, that first time I almost went to the emergency room due to what I thought was blood. After tasting it though, I knew I would be OK!

The Afoci · 09-24-2003, 03:07 PM

I too have had a "blood" incident. When a young lady I was having relations with began to bleed, I assumed it was because of my massive manhood. Turns out, it was her aunt flo. Yep, she walked right in on us and shot my lady in the ass. I guess I am not so big after all.

08-28-2003, 12:13 PM	#101
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	Does it matter? I know you are unarmed. __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

08-28-2003, 12:35 PM	#103
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	You must not have seen my Hulk gloves or witnessed my Chinese Tickle Torture. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

08-28-2003, 02:35 PM	#104
Qwikshot Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: ...down the gravity well	The 3-4-3 will rise again, and so will the Ultra Nox...just not today... __________________ "General Woundwort's body was never found. It could be that he still lives his fierce life somewhere else, but from that day on, mother rabbits would tell their kittens that if they did not do as they were told, the General would get them. Such was Woundwort's monument, and perhaps it would not have displeased him." Watership Down, Richard Adams

08-28-2003, 10:33 PM	#105
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	I don't recall losing to the Crawdeads, though...maybe there's a bit of revisionist history here. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

09-02-2003, 10:49 PM	#106
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	Words from the leader. In what was a dimly lit room, The Afoci paced with three people tracing every step he makes. Marmel, Number Two (Number Three in line for those keeping track at home) and Coach all were mere steps behind. As The Afoci came to the window into the Secret Room of Disney Porn. It was obvious what had happened as it had happened numerous times before. It was Marmel. One Hundred and One Bitches with Jif, The Bitch Licks Back! gets him everytime. The smell of salt cover the men like they were sailors/bunkmates with one Ardent Enthusiast, but they pressed on, for some it was the bulge in their pants, but for The Afoci, it was the smooth armor of Crawfish with Laser Blasters instead of Claws. Why, no one is sure, but it probably has to do with this, boys and girls. Found deep inside the pill bottle is a product for pain. Now when a girlfriend gets her wisdom teeth cut out, she gets some pill bottles that contain a product for pain. This product allows the trees to talk and dead monkeys with shovels in their asses walk. Quite an impressive product, but on this day, merely 6 years and almost exactly to the minute, The Afoci has had are repeat in history so similiar, he should name it something. Deja Vu, and not the strip club, the experience is what The Afoci. Umm....Pain Pills. Flashback It was 1997. The Afoci was an average boy living life on the Mean Streets of Hawley, MN. Packing heat as hot as a water gun containing hot sauce, this man was feared. It might have had to do with the two Crawfish with Sharp Pencils Duct Taped around their Claws! that were towering one on each shoulder. One could never tell with such situations. He approached the woman/girl he loved with all his heart. But which one, the 15 year old hottie or her 104 year old Great Great Grandma name Issac. I guess Issac was a girls name in the 19th century and Issac was the last of a special breed. Old Bitches. Now The Afoci's decision was one that was obvious. He still had eighty some years for the youngen, but Issac could kick off anytime. That is what Old Bitches do. Besides wild crazy sex because they don't care anymore. As you all are probably guessing, our hero, our legend, our...The Afoci was going to get laid. Like every child, the older lady fantasy was huge, but the Old Bitches was the king. Like when you found your moms weed depot, things were much better than when you were stealing your younger sisters. Older Bitches don't screw around. In anything, you get high, you get the best shit, you get laid, somebody dies, probably the Old Bitch but not always, a Old Bitch can live to bitch another day. Yumm....Pain Pills. Now as Issac went to the hotel she was staying at, she grabbed a few drinks. The Afoci walked up behind her. Both knew what was going to happen, or so he thought. He knee length skirt did nothing to sheild her vagina. That hung to the floor on most days and some days actually drug on the ground. A bump sidewalk or ice on a sidewalk can actually get her to orgasm. Who knew the g-spot was on the sidewalk? As he picked it up off the ground and put it near his man hood, it was better than any vacuum cleaner had ever been, and less noisy too. But only for a minute, because she turned around. She ripped her saggy ass vagina lips right off his manhood and placed them firmly between her butt cheeks. The toilet paper stuck in it helped secure it. The Afoci caught a glance of her nipples, just above her knee socks that fell down. I am pretty sure they were tucked in early, but fell out when she grabbed her vagina back. Now what happened from there, we do not know for sure. All I know is Issac died along with 2 Crawfish with Sharp Pencils Duct Taped around their Claws! were never found. The Afoci walked away funny, but smoking. Most of the flames were out, but his ass was still spurting up every once in a while. Guess what happened to the Crawfish with Sharp Pencils Duct Taped around their Claws? Coming soon. Pain Pills make me sleepy... __________________ I had something. Last edited by The Afoci : 09-03-2003 at 02:09 PM.

09-03-2003, 12:07 AM	#107
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	Words from The Afoci's Hater: Your team sucks. I hope you have better security now, or I might blow up your Crawfish with Laser Blasters instead of Claws factory. That's both a threat and a promise. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

09-04-2003, 01:08 AM	#111
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	With Coffee Warlord's regiment attacking by land, the Hippos by air, and the Raiders by sea, it's easy to see that we'll destroy these crawdeads and their peashooters instead of claws! __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

09-04-2003, 02:25 AM	#112
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

09-04-2003, 07:43 AM	#113
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	Excellent, the crawdeads with peashooters instead of claws are bound to be struck with fear now! __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

09-04-2003, 11:20 AM	#116
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	On to round 2 in the FOFC Cup. Lets see if ardent or one of his roadies will be man enough to face the Mighty Crawfish this week! __________________ I had something.

09-05-2003, 09:50 AM	#118
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	Perhaps you are confused....that peanut cream that Marmel is experienced in. Not "triple team". Well, I suppose it's a given that you are "confused". __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

09-08-2003, 05:53 PM	#119
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	Hmm, I won this week to stay undefeated. I wonder how the NCR did? __________________ I had something.

09-08-2003, 09:30 PM	#120
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	Linky SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

09-08-2003, 10:24 PM	#121
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	SI, if hippos were acceptable entrees, then I could put up some hippo recipes. But as it is, we will have to settle for this. Recipe for eating hippos: 1 bottle of Vodka. 1 VHS Copy of Days of Thunder for foreplay. 1 Flat Bed Semi. Hauling purposes. 2 International House of Pancakes. One to drop the beast off after the ordeal, one to eat at yourself. 1 bag of sugar. Throws her off. 1 bag of flour. Shows the wet spot. 1 Miners helmet. I think you are catching on. 1 Dental floss. Hair in teeth. 1 Weedwacker. Just to trim up since you will be the first person there in roughly 27 years. 1 Ardent's Mother. Substitute hippo if possible, but she should do. __________________ I had something.

09-11-2003, 12:14 PM	#122
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	Just so everyone who reads knows, I haven't given up on this at all, I have just had some creative issues lately. __________________ I had something.

09-14-2003, 02:26 PM	#124
Havok College Starter Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Florida	dam bro, i can't believe Teddy Carney only went for 204k. If i would have had some more money i would have bought him and trained him to formidable. Tough Break __________________ Maniacal Misfitz - We're better than you and we know it!

09-14-2003, 08:50 PM	#126
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	Or I was at work behind the scenes....hahahahhha __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

09-14-2003, 10:19 PM	#127
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	Perhaps you were the one who started the rumor about his sexuality. I guess homophobic llama rapers are close to anti-clowns. Or valued that way. __________________ I had something.

09-15-2003, 09:57 AM	#128
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	After the torture of 3 economist the squad had left from the debt era, The Afoci figured the squad was ready for its latest match. But not before what has once again become a tradition in the Crawfish camp. The killing of the weekly YP. This one, whose name was protected because he was only 17, proved that he was young enough to suck for a long time. He was given to Ardent and the NCR. He should start for that squad any day now. On to the victory, which NCR should try more of. 19242 spectators arrived at Fighting Crawfish Arena, where weather conditions were pretty good for football. Fighting started off with a 3-5-2 lineup. Lineup: Holt - Ciripoi, de Oliveira, Rønningen - Apelerberg, Danielsson, Kline, Woodson, Uddstad - Karlstad, Popella. Xpert tactics involved an interesting 4-4-2 combination. Lineup: Vance - Gripenstad, Kinsey, Ericsson, Tidmarsh - Escamilla, Harry, Cason, Johnson - Diamanti, Jackson. Fightings Christian Karlstad gave, after 11 minutes, the home team a 1 - 0 lead after an attack coming in from the right. A couple of quick and successful challenges, followed by a shot from just outside the penalty area after 34 minutes might have resulted in another goal for Fighting. However, Joey Vance made a spectacular save. Halftime score was 1 - 0. The fortyfive minutes were dominated by Fighting, with an impressive 84 percent possession of the ball. The Crawfish don't share well. Gudmund Rønningen increased Fightings lead to 2 - 0 by putting a header away on a hooked ball from the right. 52 minutes into the game Joey Vance had to leave the pitch due to a open sores on his sack that Crawfish had latched on to. The crowd rejoiced by doing a rendition of Vanilla Ice's Like a Roni. It was glorious. In came Ricky Gossett. Things were going to get worse for the visitors. Franz-Bernd Popella squirmed himself through the central defense line in the 55:th minute, asserting the lead to 3 - 0. After 69 minutes Franz-Bernd Popella put Fighting ahead 4 - 0 as he rose to head in a hooked ball, remarkable, this isn't a sexual manuever. By now Fighting were drawing the troops back in order to defend their lead and their stock of old bitches. The referee showed Xperts Bill Cason the yellow card after a particularly nasty challenge over who had better shoes. With 85 minutes played Christian Karlstad could have brought this one home for Fighting, had his hooked ball gone in, but he was just a bit too high as was most of the squad. Mikey Kline should probably have put his team up another goal in the 90:th minute, but some great goaltending by Ricky Gossett kept the visitors in the game. Fighting held the ball, with a clear 91 percent possession rate. Fighting´s best player was Christian Karlstad. Gudmund Rønningen was a disappointment, however. Most important Xpert player was Bay Tidmarsh. However, Ricky Gossett made a disastrous appearance. The match ends 4 - 0. This game featured the first Crawfish to get 3 1/2 stars. Christian Karlstad and Mikey Kline! Way to go guys, you each get one hour free with Chavez "the dope finding" Dog and an extended visit with Ardents Mom. One word for you guys on that one. Full-Body-Condom. Stay tuned for an update on the Old Bitches Saga. __________________ I had something.

09-15-2003, 07:17 PM	#129
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	Hope your guys aren't going to be drug tested any time soon. It could get ugly for your team. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

09-16-2003, 09:19 PM	#131
Superman=#54 High School Varsity Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chicago, IL	I declare war on the crawfish with laser blasters instead of claws. Superman vs. The Crawfish Wendsday FOFC Cup IV be there, or be square. __________________ New signature pending....

09-22-2003, 12:58 PM	#133
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	The Afoci stumbles drunkenly into the room. The players look to him as he is about to speak. His mouth opens slightly, but no words come. He tries again. Suddenly he starts vomitting everywhere. Mexican food must not agree with his as a taco came out nearly all intact. Marmel picks it up and takes a bite. He speaks. "This is Cheesecake week boys!" says Marmel. "This is where we determine whether we are winners or whether we are just another North County Raider squad. Anyone have any hot sauce?" __________________ I had something.

09-22-2003, 06:59 PM	#134
Poli FOFC Survivor Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Wentzville, MO	You suck. __________________ Cheer for a walk on quarterback! Ardent leads the Vols in the dynasty forum.

09-24-2003, 12:02 PM	#136
Marmel Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester, CT	Little known fact: In a bind, soft cheesecake makes an excellent peanut butter substitute. I recommend a slice with some drizzled raspberry sauce on top, although sometimes that can be mistaken for blood after things 'heat up'. Boy, that first time I almost went to the emergency room due to what I thought was blood. After tasting it though, I knew I would be OK! __________________ 81-78 Cincinnati basketball writer P. Daugherty, "Connor Barwin playing several minutes against Syracuse is like kids with slingshots taking down Caesar's legions."

09-24-2003, 03:07 PM	#137
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	I too have had a "blood" incident. When a young lady I was having relations with began to bleed, I assumed it was because of my massive manhood. Turns out, it was her aunt flo. Yep, she walked right in on us and shot my lady in the ass. I guess I am not so big after all. __________________ I had something.

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