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Old 12-14-2012, 08:53 AM   #101
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It's amazing that they can take a 3-hour book and turn it into a 9-hour movie when the usual trend is to do the opposite. I don't think either approach makes for a quality movie (one is chopped up, the other is bloated).

Yeah - I'm a little scared it's going to be bloaty. But there's a lot of stuff from other Tolkein writings he could use to fill that bloat which would make me not , so I'm optimistic.
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Old 12-14-2012, 09:06 AM   #102
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A friend said it was a half hour too long, which is what I expect from all three films.
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Old 12-14-2012, 09:18 AM   #103
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It was fantastic. I thought the opening was a bit unnecessary, but the 3 hours flew by.
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Old 12-14-2012, 09:24 AM   #104
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It was fantastic. I thought the opening was a bit unnecessary, but the 3 hours flew by.

Glad to hear this!
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Old 12-14-2012, 09:34 AM   #105
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I also want to say and I can't possibly overstate this: Riddles in the Dark was phenomenal. Serkis eclipses his work as Gollum from the LOTR trilogy.
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Old 12-14-2012, 09:36 AM   #106
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I am going tonight to see it with my wife, and then going again after Christmas with my oldest daughter. Can't wait to see it!
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Old 12-14-2012, 09:38 AM   #107
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I am going tonight to see it with my wife, and then going again after Christmas with my oldest daughter. Can't wait to see it!

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Old 12-14-2012, 10:01 AM   #108
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A friend said it was a half hour too long, which is what I expect from all three films.

I just don't get the three movie idea for this reason. Two seemed like a good length and it would force Jackson to make some needed painful cuts.

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Old 12-14-2012, 10:05 AM   #109
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True... a lot of what I've read is that the movie is waaay too long.
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Old 12-14-2012, 12:40 PM   #110
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I just don't get the three movie idea for this reason. Two seemed like a good length and it would force Jackson to make some needed painful cuts.

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I figured 2 would be a good amount given that A) The Hobbit was written with less detail than the LOTR books, so it's not an apples to apples comparison, and B) there's plenty of additional material to address that wasn't specifically covered in The Hobbit but was happening behind the scenes (i.e. the White Council and driving the Necromancer from Mirkwood.

Expanding to three - we'll see. There were a couple spots I thought that felt like what the extended edition would look like, but could have been trimmed down.
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Old 12-17-2012, 02:25 PM   #111
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Saw this with the family this weekend.

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I enjoyed it, but it doesn't hold up to any one of the previous trilogy. Oddly I didn't find it "too long".
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Old 12-17-2012, 02:30 PM   #112
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Saw this with the family this weekend.

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I enjoyed it, but it doesn't hold up to any one of the previous trilogy. Oddly I didn't find it "too long".

I agree almost completely with your negatives, but I disagree with the idea it doesn't hold up to the previous trilogy. I think it is quite a bit better than "The Two Towers."
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Old 12-17-2012, 02:42 PM   #113
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Saw this with the family this weekend.

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I enjoyed it, but it doesn't hold up to any one of the previous trilogy. Oddly I didn't find it "too long".

Said it as good as I could. Disliked Gandalf's line "...and that's also how golf was invented." EDIT: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT...I FORGOT THAT THAT LINE WAS STRAIGHT FROM THE BOOK. STILL DOESN'T MEAN I LIKE THE CONCEPT OF IT THOUGH.

Other things I liked

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I imagine in the next 2 books we'll see young-Aragorn at some point? I can't see Jackson passing up an opportunity to tug on that heartstring.
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Old 12-17-2012, 02:44 PM   #114
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Said it as good as I could. Disliked Gandalf's line "...and that's also how golf was invented." Ugh. Seriously?


Straight from the book.
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Old 12-17-2012, 02:48 PM   #115
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Straight from the book.

Really? Been so long since I read the Hobbit (and I wasn't as into it at that point as I am now), so I must not have realized that.

Still think it's a klunky line.
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Old 12-17-2012, 02:49 PM   #116
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Said it as good as I could. Disliked Gandalf's line "...and that's also how golf was invented." Ugh. Seriously?





That was in the books
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Really? Been so long since I read the Hobbit (and I wasn't as into it at that point as I am now), so I must not have realized that.

Still think it's a klunky line.
It's part of the Middle-earth lore, and definitely appeals to the LOTR geeks. And to be fair, I think PJ handled this pretty well by having Bilbo challenge it and Gandalf admit that sometimes stories get exaggerated for effect.
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Old 12-17-2012, 02:59 PM   #118
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I enjoyed it, but it doesn't hold up to any one of the previous trilogy. Oddly I didn't find it "too long".
I think you nailed it. All of those issues are ones I had problems with. One more:

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That said, I do enjoy how he's fleshing out the things only hinted at in the book and in the LOTR appendices. Those that are freaking out about the original trilogy coming from 3 books and this trilogy from 1 book are glossing over this point, and also overlooking that The Hobbit was not written with the same level of detail as the LOTR books, so there's more there that can be fleshed-out.
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Old 12-17-2012, 03:17 PM   #119
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It's part of the Middle-earth lore, and definitely appeals to the LOTR geeks. And to be fair, I think PJ handled this pretty well by having Bilbo challenge it and Gandalf admit that sometimes stories get exaggerated for effect.


This, and also remember "The Hobbit" was a book written from a story he made up for his kids. It is a children's book, that he grew greater middle earth from. So some elements in the book are a little sillier.
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Old 12-17-2012, 08:20 PM   #120
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Other things I liked
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Yes I clearly didn't identify my likes well enough. I really enjoyed the opening and the going back to the beginning aspect of the Lonely Mountain.
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Old 12-17-2012, 08:46 PM   #121
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I imagine in the next 2 books we'll see young-Aragorn at some point? I can't see Jackson passing up an opportunity to tug on that heartstring.

Yes, let's see him before his grunge phase. Young hipster Aragorn? Elvish lore nerd Aragorn? Pipe weed junkie Aragorn?
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Old 01-03-2013, 10:38 AM   #122
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I enjoyed it, but it doesn't hold up to any one of the previous trilogy. Oddly I didn't find it "too long".

Hopefully we're past the need for spoiler posts now that it's been out a couple of weeks.

Almost spot on with my thoughts and overall was surprised to not find it too long. I was expecting something like King Kong where I thought the movie was fairly well done tone-wise but just 30-45 minutes too long and some really elongated scene (you know who you are: scene with the dinosaur and King Kong fighting). We did have some of that here (Ork King), but it wasn't throughout the entire movie, just a couple of extraneous and extended scenes.

I strongly agree with two of your points (paraphrasing): Stone Giants thing was stupid and Goblin King battle went long. The Stone Giants battle didn't serve any point at all. There was no narrative purpose served by it as it's too short to be a major encounter and didn't spawn any additional plot branches or callbacks.

Also, I fear the third movie is going to be just awful. Well, not awful, but poor narrative storytelling. We're more than halfway through the Hobbit which means the final third of the trilogy isn't really going to have much to do with the first two parts. There are some good stories to be told, but I don't see how the third movie is anything but "neat scenes" and fanservice loosely strung together. I suspect it we'll have a huge drawn out battle scene (ala The Battle of Helms Deep but with The Battle of Five Armies) and a lot of just tying up of loose ends that could have been done sooner. That makes me think of Matrix: Revolutions and the ludicrously long battle in Zion.

Un(?)fortunately, I don't remember the book all that well so I don't have the side-by-side comparison of what was changed or expanded upon. So feel free to correct me where I'm wrong. I suspect there are some things in here that were changed and disliked by the more purists that go unseen by the rest of us. An example that comes to mind from LotR is the whole deal with Faramir where it changes his character but doesn't really change the plot. One could argue that makes it meaningless so why do it, but for the rest of us, it doesn't really impact the plot one way or the other. On the other hand, the whole thing with Arwen makes a bit more sense: it got drawn out for the movie audience and it doesn't really impact the plot positively or negatively. Let's be honest: that was put in for modern movie making purposes of "always having a love interest in pretty much every movie" so it makes sense when viewed in that lens.

The story went from being about a whimsical journey to get treasure to an epic battle to reclaim the homeland. This change works well considering the tone of the Peter Jackson directed movies. That makes Erebor much more front and center stage and thus the intro was necessarily beefed up to reflect that. Also, Azog was made into a main adversary, which helps towards that major plot. This further diminishes the Ork King and, frankly, that whole scene just went on too long so I wish it had been edited a bit.

Oh, and speaking of the intro, I loved seeing the old Bilbo and Frodo stuff and blending that in. Nicely done.

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Old 01-03-2013, 11:14 AM   #123
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I thought this was extremely well done in terms of interweaving it into the film adaptations of LotR, which is what matters most - once the trilogy transferred to film, the adaptation of The Hobbit was about making sure this antecedent story worked with the film adaptation of LotR, in much the same way that the HP film series, once the leap from print to screen was made, was about developing narrative arc between the film versions (or should have been).

That said, I also didn't care for the Goblin King scenes - to me it felt like a lot of RPGs we've seen the last several years, right down to the set design. And yes, the Storm Giants thing was completely unnecessary without adding anything. It disrupted the story and pacing more than anything else.

My favorite scene was the one with Galadriel. It added another layer onto the story and provided some very nice foreshadowing of what is to come later in the film series (and by later in film series I mean LotR).
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Old 01-03-2013, 12:32 PM   #124
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I thought this was extremely well done in terms of interweaving it into the film adaptations of LotR, which is what matters most - once the trilogy transferred to film, the adaptation of The Hobbit was about making sure this antecedent story worked with the film adaptation of LotR, in much the same way that the HP film series, once the leap from print to screen was made, was about developing narrative arc between the film versions (or should have been).

That said, I also didn't care for the Goblin King scenes - to me it felt like a lot of RPGs we've seen the last several years, right down to the set design. And yes, the Storm Giants thing was completely unnecessary without adding anything. It disrupted the story and pacing more than anything else.

My favorite scene was the one with Galadriel. It added another layer onto the story and provided some very nice foreshadowing of what is to come later in the film series (and by later in film series I mean LotR).

I mentioned that I literally almost burst out in tears of happiness with the Galadrial scene too right?

That was one of those - like the (somewhat hokey, but nicely delivered and future-telling) "Elrond's Prophecy" scene in Two Towers that I suspect I'll wear myself out watching again and again.
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I agree with most of the criticisms that could have brought this down to a 2 hour movie without losing a darn thing. I would also argue that the eagle-rescue scene could have been chopped in half.

I took my 9 year old daughter (nearly 10) who watched all the Harry Potter movies (after reading each and every book) to see this, and she didn't like it. She thought it was too intense, and was too long for the intensity. She might have been okay if it had been shorter (cut out some of what we're saying should have been cut), or if I had shown it to her in chunks on the TV at home. The Wargs especially ended up over the top for someone her age, a bit too horror movie-ish. But she sat through it, and no nightmares or anything from it.
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Coincidentally, I just watched this Sunday night. I have to give it a 4/10 because it had none of the storytelling nor the charm and pacing of the LotR, esp. to FotR. I was initially bothered by Bilbo looking like Pippen (or Merry, forget which) and couldn't shake that. When the Hobbits got together in Shire and when the fellowship got together in Rivendell, they did normal things, not magically throwing dishes around. What made me dislike the movie the most was that it was way too CGI, to the point where I didn't think anything was real; actor, scenery or props. The dialog was sparse compared to FotR and what little there were, it was very rushed - just quick sound bites to get to the next running or action scene. What was the deal with the dwarves being able to outrun anything or not getting hurt at all when falling a thousand feet off of rocks or being landed upon? It made it seem like an action cartoon and not an adventure like the FotR was. I don't know if it was too long or not, just tedious and uninteresting and too incredulous to get into.
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This, and also remember "The Hobbit" was a book written from a story he made up for his kids. It is a children's book, that he grew greater middle earth from. So some elements in the book are a little sillier.

I think this is a great point. I use Hobbit in my 5th grade class. I rarely have kids that can comprehend the depth of LoTR. And maybe that's why the movies fell different. I loved the Hobbit. Didn't mind the added stuff and having just read through the book with my class, it's amazing how many direct lines there were. It is a bit campy compared to the trilogy. I'm okay with that. Still has quality acting, good action, and a good story. Makes it better than a vast majority of movies right there.
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I think this is a great point. I use Hobbit in my 5th grade class. I rarely have kids that can comprehend the depth of LoTR. And maybe that's why the movies fell different. I loved the Hobbit. Didn't mind the added stuff and having just read through the book with my class, it's amazing how many direct lines there were. It is a bit campy compared to the trilogy. I'm okay with that. Still has quality acting, good action, and a good story. Makes it better than a vast majority of movies right there.

Not having read The Hobbit but had read LotR several times recently, I did not know the extent of the sillyness and campiness. Makes sense and yet again, another movie in which I was not the intended audience.
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What made me dislike the movie the most was that it was way too CGI, to the point where I didn't think anything was real; actor, scenery or props. The dialog was sparse compared to FotR and what little there were, it was very rushed - just quick sound bites to get to the next running or action scene. What was the deal with the dwarves being able to outrun anything or not getting hurt at all when falling a thousand feet off of rocks or being landed upon? It made it seem like an action cartoon and not an adventure like the FotR was. I don't know if it was too long or not, just tedious and uninteresting and too incredulous to get into.

This is a good articulation of why I found this film enormously dissatisfying.

The film comes off as overwrought, in my opinion. Whereas the pervading sense of gravity and doom are appropriate and successful in LotR given that the future of everyone in Middle Earth is at stake, it falls pretty flat in The Hobbit because the primary motivations for the dwarves are revenge and greed. The book has a lightness that matches the stakes much, much better. And the book is almost exclusively about Bilbo and his own self-discovery; even Thorin has a very minor role, as I recall.
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Thinking about this more, I'm struck as to how unclear the storytelling was. First, the opening scenes with bilbo and frodo - when did that take place in relation to anything?

Also, the shadowy dude, the dragon and sauron are all one and the same? The narrative, to me, appears to not give a clue as to what any of these were or could be - just more evil beings. The only thing I got out of it was a dragon wanted gold ?!?!? and took out the dwarves mountain home. I understand the need for revenge but not why anyone else got involved.
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Thinking about this more, I'm struck as to how unclear the storytelling was. First, the opening scenes with bilbo and frodo - when did that take place in relation to anything?

If you really did LotR, it's easy to place this scene. It takes place right before the party in the opening scene of LotR. You must have forgotten The Fellowship of the Rings. For those of us who remember the first movie, it was a fun way to get into The Hobbit. The rest of the story is simply a very long flashback. It's a great way to tie the films together.

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Also, the shadowy dude, the dragon and sauron are all one and the same? The narrative, to me, appears to not give a clue as to what any of these were or could be - just more evil beings. The only thing I got out of it was a dragon wanted gold ?!?!? and took out the dwarves mountain home. I understand the need for revenge but not why anyone else got involved.

Seriously? Really?

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There's a reason you don't know why others have gotten involved. Their motivations haven't been revealed yet!

For example, Smaug the Dragon is not Sauron. However...

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I know these books like the back of my hand and perhaps that's why the storytelling was clear to me. my wife and my son. But even my mother didn't think it was unclear. She barely saw LotR and understood the movie.

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to me, the inherent flaw is that it's a prequel. you know how everything turns out, basically, which removes a lot of the danger

it did feel cartoonish to me, too, but i love that world, so i'll see the next 2 in theaters
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I figured it was before the party but didnt remember that this was the book that he wrote while in Rivendel. Sorry for not being a fanboy.
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to me, the inherent flaw is that it's a prequel. you know how everything turns out, basically, which removes a lot of the danger

it did feel cartoonish to me, too, but i love that world, so i'll see the next 2 in theaters

The inherent flaw in the movie to me is the lack of tone consistency. Sometimes it's heading towards LotR-dark and then suddenly jerks back to Hobbit-kiddieworld. A perfect example is Goblintown. Things look dire - getting close to a Moria-type scene - and then there's great ballsack King Goblin. *groan* Or when Radegast is fleeing Dol Godir...in a rabbit sled? Both of these are just flat-out stupid and seem out of place with other things happening. It's like Jackson can't settle on the appropriate tone of the movie. He waffles between the lighthearted book and the splendid tone he maintained in LotR.

However, I still greatly enjoyed it. I hope he's cleaned out much of the stupidity of movie 2 so we can just sit down and enjoy the story as it starts to get darker. Except, of course, when Bombur is on screen. He IS the comedy relief.
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Was the Great Ballsack how he was described in the book? He seems so out of place among scary goblins, not me mention the cartoonish world of goblin town. I would have expected something more like moria or the mine pit sauroman opened up.
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Also, if the story was children's and much of the tone cartoonish, why pg-13?
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Was the Great Ballsack how he was described in the book? He seems so out of place among scary goblins, not me mention the cartoonish world of goblin town. I would have expected something more like moria or the mine pit sauroman opened up.

No, Great Ballsack was not described that way in the book. He is described as the Great Goblin, but without mention of the large scrotum hanging from his chin. Goblintown, however, is a pretty good re-creation of what is in the book.


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Also, if the story was children's and much of the tone cartoonish, why pg-13?

Almost anything with any violence is PG-13 now. Star Wars would be PG-13 these days. Revenge of the Sith was PG-13. Plus, there's a lot of money in that rating.

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Old 12-20-2014, 05:49 AM   #141
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Saw 5 armies last night and all I have to say is what a steaming pile of dog doo. Basically a 2.5 hour fight scene, and not a good one.
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Old 12-20-2014, 06:44 AM   #142
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Saw 5 armies last night and all I have to say is what a steaming pile of dog doo. Basically a 2.5 hour fight scene, and not a good one.
Ugh. That's not good to hear.
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Old 12-20-2014, 06:46 AM   #143
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Saw 5 armies last night and all I have to say is what a steaming pile of dog doo. Basically a 2.5 hour fight scene, and not a good one.

This. They could've easily cut an hour out of it and not lost a bit of the story.
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Old 12-20-2014, 06:48 AM   #144
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So what's the deal with the trilogy? I guess I liked LOTR, but I probably can't remember a lick of what happened. I can't believe this turned into 3 movies(taking aside the fact that each one made like a billion dollars), so I kind of boycotted the whole thing. Should I watch these at all or do I need to wait for the extended ultra long 13 hour cut?

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Old 12-20-2014, 06:51 AM   #145
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Should I watch these at all or do I need to wait for the extended ultra long 13 hour cut?

There wasn't enough story for one movie, much less three. I can't imagine how painful extended editions would be.
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Old 12-20-2014, 08:54 AM   #146
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Saw 5 armies last night and all I have to say is what a steaming pile of dog doo. Basically a 2.5 hour fight scene, and not a good one.

Blah - I guess I won't be hurrying to catch this one.

PJ is in love with his own CGI fight scenes.
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Old 12-20-2014, 09:00 AM   #147
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Saw 5 armies last night and all I have to say is what a steaming pile of dog doo. Basically a 2.5 hour fight scene, and not a good one.

Disagree. I saw it opening day in IMAX 3-D, and if there is anyway to see this movie this is it. If fact I don't think it's actually worthwhile NOT to see it this way.

I will admit that I had a hard time early on. There were parts that drug on here and there, but once the battle started it was good. I don't think it was as good as Desolation, but it's a fitting end to the trilogy.
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Old 12-20-2014, 11:56 AM   #148
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There wasn't enough story for one movie, much less three. I can't imagine how painful extended editions would be.

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