Celebrity Hot or Not 2.0, Vol. 57: Christina Hendricks - Page 3

CrimsonFox · 10-08-2011, 12:29 AM

YOu just ruined this thread and should not be allowed back in.
Next thing you know you'll be saying those are fakes.

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Originally Posted by Autumn

pick the right pictures, or maybe old enough pictures, and she's incredibly hot. But then I see pictures like these

Yes, anyone can look bad without makeup, in the wrong pic, etc. But other than her huge rack, I don't find her figure is that nice, anymore at least, her face doesn't do it for me, and frankly there's such a thing as too big in the world of knockers. Sorry guys.

EagleFan · 10-08-2011, 12:32 AM

Can we get Lzzy Hale added to the waiting list?

http://www.theeaglefan.com/images/lh.jpg

Schmidty · 10-08-2011, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Buccaneer

Such a fucking drama queen.

Me? If you can't tell when I'm being tongue-in-cheek, I'm really sorry for you.

CrimsonFox · 10-08-2011, 12:41 AM

Schmidty's only problem is he needs to play more werewolf

DanGarion · 10-09-2011, 02:31 PM

Weekend bump.

Izulde · 10-09-2011, 03:29 PM

I normally don't like redheads at all, but she's got that certain undefinable It factor that just pushes her over the edge into Hot for me.

saldana · 10-09-2011, 03:33 PM

i love redheads...and i would absolutely pork her, but she isnt hot.

JonInMiddleGA · 10-09-2011, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by EagleFan

Can we get Lzzy Hale added to the waiting list?

http://www.theeaglefan.com/images/lh.jpg

Testify

(I actually came to this thread today to nominate her myself, being that she's the cover girl for the upcoming Revolver magazine Hottest Girls in Hard Rock calendar & all)

JeeberD · 10-10-2011, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by CrimsonFox

Next thing you know you'll be saying those are fakes.

Well, we know the red hair is...

hoopsguy · 10-10-2011, 10:57 PM

Someone please delete a post in the first 100 so we get Autumn's off the top of this page. It is like some kind of mockery of the "Cool Pics" tradition.

DanGarion · 10-10-2011, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by hoopsguy

Someone please delete a post in the first 100 so we get Autumn's off the top of this page. It is like some kind of mockery of the "Cool Pics" tradition.

Done.

larrymcg421 · 10-10-2011, 11:55 PM

Epic fail, FOFC. Epic fucking fail.

molson · 10-11-2011, 12:07 AM

I'm pretty sure I've voted yes in every single one of these polls. I like the ladies.

stevew · 10-11-2011, 12:30 AM

Bryce Dallas Howard maybe?

MrBug708 · 10-11-2011, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by molson

I'm pretty sure I've voted yes in every single one of these polls. I like the ladies.

Pumpy?

molson · 10-11-2011, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBug708

Pumpy?

I wish.

molson · 10-11-2011, 12:46 AM

Also, I nominate Amanda Knox, once she has a few weeks back in Seattle to reacclimate to her "lifestyle". Knox > Anthony, I know for sure.

mckerney · 10-11-2011, 01:13 AM

Someone I'm surprised hasn't been nominated yet, Sarah Shahi.

Suicane75 · 10-11-2011, 03:04 AM

Amanda Knox looks like a fart. I don't know who any of those other women are.

Danny · 10-11-2011, 03:15 AM

I don't know who Amanda Knox is, but Johnny Knox sure isn't producing for the Bears.

Suicane75 · 10-11-2011, 03:30 AM

Bryce Dallas Howard is a redhead who likes to get naked for her art, and she's pleasant to the eyes, but she is Ron Howards daughter and that starts to take it's toll after looking at her for awhile.

CrimsonFox · 10-11-2011, 06:30 AM

Put her in the queue----->Keeping this out of the hot child molester thread. Just wow. - Front Office Football Central

Autumn · 10-11-2011, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by CrimsonFox

Put her in the queue----->Keeping this out of the hot child molester thread. Just wow. - Front Office Football Central

And people were offended by me.

Autumn · 10-11-2011, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

Bryce Dallas Howard is a redhead who likes to get naked for her art, and she's pleasant to the eyes, but she is Ron Howards daughter and that starts to take it's toll after looking at her for awhile.

lol, this calls for an animated gif slowly morphing her into Opie.

Blackadar · 10-11-2011, 09:20 AM

Ya'll crack me up. There's not a single woman on the list on the first page that you wouldn't think is incredibly hot if one of 'em even glanced in your direction. So yeah, they're all hot. Some are hotter than others, but if you were single there ain't one of 'em you'd kick out of bed for eating crackers.

Pointy elbows, indeed.

Autumn · 10-11-2011, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Blackadar

Ya'll crack me up. There's not a single woman on the list on the first page that you wouldn't think is incredibly hot if one of 'em even glanced in your direction. So yeah, they're all hot. Some are hotter than others, but if you were single there ain't one of 'em you'd kick out of bed for eating crackers.

Pointy elbows, indeed.

That's why this is Celebrity Hot or Not, not Chick Standing Next To You Hot or Not. It's a different thing.

Nobody's posting Rosie O'Donnell, and clearly we're not just going to vote 100% for each hot celebrity. The question is which ones do it for you and which don't.

Blackadar · 10-11-2011, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Autumn

The question is which ones do it for you and which don't.

If they were doing it to you, they'd be doing it for you.

Young Drachma · 10-11-2011, 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Blackadar

Some are hotter than others, but if you were single there ain't one of 'em you'd kick out of bed for eating crackers.

So is this "hot or not?" or "Would you single losers fuck her or not?"

I think the latter would make this pretty uninteresting. To each their own, I say.

Shrug.

MrBug708 · 10-11-2011, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Blackadar

Ya'll crack me up. There's not a single woman on the list on the first page that you wouldn't think is incredibly hot if one of 'em even glanced in your direction. So yeah, they're all hot. Some are hotter than others, but if you were single there ain't one of 'em you'd kick out of bed for eating crackers.

Pointy elbows, indeed.

If they all wanted to bang us, we'd have to put them in order of desirability. I'm not going to lie though, Selma Hayak is tops on my list

Can we go to the next one?

Blackadar · 10-11-2011, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Fascinating.

You make many very original and interesting points that have never before been even considered or contemplated, much less mentioned, here or elsewheres on the internets.

Please, continue...

It really is fascinating and not just a little amusing. That's all. So keep pointing out those pointy elbows because it's great entertainment.

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Originally Posted by MrBug708

Selma Hayak is tops on my list

You have chosen...wisely.

Rizon · 10-11-2011, 10:21 AM

If Rosie O'Donnell were the last woman on earth we'd all take turns banging her.

Or banging each other.

Autumn · 10-11-2011, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

If Rosie O'Donnell were the last woman on earth we'd all take turns banging her.

Or banging each other.

Sometimes it's best to go gently into the good night. Some things weren't meant to last, maybe humanity is one of them.

Autumn · 10-11-2011, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBug708

If they all wanted to bang us, we'd have to put them in order of desirability. I'm not going to lie though, Selma Hayak is tops on my list

Can we go to the next one?

Yes, this is probably the best way to explain it to the "crackers in bed' crowd. If all of these lovely ladies were busting down my door, there are quite a few I would pencil into my schedule before I got to Ms. Hendricks. At that point her couch cushion like chest would come in handy.

Radii · 10-11-2011, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Autumn

Yes, this is probably the best way to explain it to the "crackers in bed' crowd. If all of these lovely ladies were busting down my door, there are quite a few I would pencil into my schedule before I got to Ms. Hendricks. At that point her couch cushion like chest would come in handy.

*imagines every hot or not contestant beating down my door"

"Ms Johannson, come on in, you're first, good to see you. Ms Hayek, Jolie, Beckinsale, Fox, don't go anywhere, I'll be sending for you soon. Oh Ms Winslet, I almost didn't see you so far back in the crowrd, what in the world are you doing back there with the extras, please come up and take a seat were you belong? Ms Lohan. Lindsay, Ms Lohan, please put that bottle down. Could someone frisk Ms Lohan and make sure she doesn't have any keys, other sharp objects, or cocaine in her possession. Yes Ms Lohan come on in, listen I'd like to you be nearby, hopefully you're just going to sit and watch TV for awhile, but if something puts me in a really bad mood, yes have you heard the term hatefuck? If that's what is called for I'd like you around Lindsay, thanks.

Ok thanks everyone I think that should cover it for now... oh, wait, Ms Hendricks, hi! Please, I have a special request for you. Could you come in and just take your shirt off? Yes dear, just hang out in the same room I'm in topless. Yes, forever if that's ok. Don't worry, you're really high up on the list, it'll work out.

Everyone else, thanks for being here, don't worry you're all appreciated and you'll all have a turn. Oh, hm, I didn't see you here Sarah Jessica Parker. Thanks for coming, but listen, I haven't mowed the grass in the back yard for a long time, you're more than welcome to go graze and get your fill, but after that, please move on."

stevew · 10-11-2011, 11:00 AM

I'd firmly vote yes if this was "Celebrity Motorboat or Not".

Rizon · 10-11-2011, 11:18 AM

Christina Hendricks: My Boobs Are Not A Conversation Piece

MJ4H · 10-11-2011, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

Christina Hendricks: My Boobs Are Not A Conversation Piece

maybe not for her

larrymcg421 · 10-11-2011, 11:39 AM

What I'm learning from looking at the results of this poll and how other celebrities have fared is that FOFC really gets a hard on for skeletons.

Autumn · 10-11-2011, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by larrymcg421

What I'm learning from looking at the results of this poll and how other celebrities have fared is that FOFC really gets a hard on for skeletons.

Well who knows better how to bone?

Pumpy Tudors · 10-11-2011, 11:49 AM

Her face looks like a damn skeleton, so yeah.

Ksyrup · 10-11-2011, 11:53 AM

With the proviso that this is the first and only place I've ever heard of or seen this chick, I tend to agree with Autumn. I'm not a fan of overly big boobs, and I don't find her THAT pretty. But this thread's all the context I have for that opinion. My motto is, the further away from girl next door you are, the less attracted I am to you. Too many glamour shots.

MacroGuru · 10-11-2011, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Radii

*imagines every hot or not contestant beating down my door"

"Ms Johannson, come on in, you're first, good to see you. Ms Hayek, Jolie, Beckinsale, Fox, don't go anywhere, I'll be sending for you soon. Oh Ms Winslet, I almost didn't see you so far back in the crowrd, what in the world are you doing back there with the extras, please come up and take a seat were you belong? Ms Lohan. Lindsay, Ms Lohan, please put that bottle down. Could someone frisk Ms Lohan and make sure she doesn't have any keys, other sharp objects, or cocaine in her possession. Yes Ms Lohan come on in, listen I'd like to you be nearby, hopefully you're just going to sit and watch TV for awhile, but if something puts me in a really bad mood, yes have you heard the term hatefuck? If that's what is called for I'd like you around Lindsay, thanks.

Ok thanks everyone I think that should cover it for now... oh, wait, Ms Hendricks, hi! Please, I have a special request for you. Could you come in and just take your shirt off? Yes dear, just hang out in the same room I'm in topless. Yes, forever if that's ok. Don't worry, you're really high up on the list, it'll work out.

Everyone else, thanks for being here, don't worry you're all appreciated and you'll all have a turn. Oh, hm, I didn't see you here Sarah Jessica Parker. Thanks for coming, but listen, I haven't mowed the grass in the back yard for a long time, you're more than welcome to go graze and get your fill, but after that, please move on."

That's Gold Jerry!

Rizon · 10-11-2011, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Autumn

Well who knows better how to bone?

Glengoyne · 10-11-2011, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by DanGarion

I like boobs as much as the next guy, but the face is where it's at, IMO. Regardless I like Mrs. Hendricks.

I'll second this.

If anything her rack is a distraction. Not at all a bad one, I'll add.

Hot.

molson · 10-11-2011, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Autumn

Yes, this is probably the best way to explain it to the "crackers in bed' crowd. If all of these lovely ladies were busting down my door, there are quite a few I would pencil into my schedule before I got to Ms. Hendricks. At that point her couch cushion like chest would come in handy.

True, which is why there's a little more dignity in the tournament format. Not that I'm saying dignity is something that is desirable at all on a message board, I mean, who cares? But I can understand why it is hard for some to get past the hilarity of several dozen text sim enthusiasts proudly proclaiming that some of these women "don't do it for them."

DanGarion · 10-11-2011, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Rizon

If Rosie O'Donnell were the last woman on earth we'd all take turns banging her.

Or banging each other.

No, I'd just jerk off to porn.

DanGarion · 10-11-2011, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Blackadar

Ya'll crack me up. There's not a single woman on the list on the first page that you wouldn't think is incredibly hot if one of 'em even glanced in your direction. So yeah, they're all hot. Some are hotter than others, but if you were single there ain't one of 'em you'd kick out of bed for eating crackers.

Pointy elbows, indeed.

Blackadar · 10-11-2011, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Honolulu_Blue

Well, if you don't get it then that's your thing.

It's sort of the equivalent of, say, rating different quaterbacks in the NFL, asking would you want "X quarterback" as a starter on your team and then someone coming along guffawing saying:

"Ya'll crack me up. There's not a single quaterback on the list on the first page that you wouldn't think is an amazing athlete if one of 'em even considered playing for your flag football team. So yeah, they're all good. Some are better than others, but if you were looking for a quarterback for your flag football team there ain't one of 'em you'd kick out off the team for eating crackers."

Your "clever" "pointy elbows" point has been made over and over and over and over and over again. Yes, we all understand it. Thank you for pointing it out to all of us basement-dwelling internet trolls. We appreciate your keen insight and real world awesomeness.

You're voting Joe Montana or Dan Marino as not being great QBs - i.e., "not hot". You're not ranking on a pass/fail system and hence your example is a logical failure. Feel free to try again but really, there's no need.

Because I do get it. The thread is a reason for people to post pictures of pretty women on the internet (it's the primary reason for this thread and one I entirely support) and then try to find justifications via unflattering pictures or any other excuse to claim those women aren't hot (the secondary and more amusing reason). It's great entertainment. So remember, you have my support 100%.

Finally...yes, you're being trolled. It is an obvious troll. What's worse is that you actually took the bait.

Now can someone post more pics of Ms. Hendrick's epic cleavage? That never gets old.

Pumpy Tudors · 10-11-2011, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Blackadar

You're voting Joe Montana or Dan Marino as not being great QBs - i.e., "not hot". You're not ranking on a pass/fail system and hence your example is a logical failure. Feel free to try again but really, there's no need.

Because I do get it. The thread is a reason for people to post pictures of pretty women on the internet (it's the primary reason for this thread and one I entirely support) and then try to find justifications via unflattering pictures or any other excuse to claim those women aren't hot (the secondary and more amusing reason). It's great entertainment. So remember, you have my support 100%.

Finally...yes, you're being trolled. It is an obvious troll. What's worse is that you actually took the bait.

Now can someone post more pics of Ms. Hendrick's epic cleavage? That never gets old.

Nice to see Hell Atlantic is back.

Rizon · 10-11-2011, 02:56 PM

I wonder how Christina Hendricks' Tits would fare in a poll, versus just Christina Hendricks herself.

View Poll Results: Christina Hendricks Hot or Not?
Hot	101	64.33%
Not	56	35.67%
Voters: 157. You may not vote on this poll

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hoopsguy General Manager Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago	Someone please delete a post in the first 100 so we get Autumn's off the top of this page. It is like some kind of mockery of the "Cool Pics" tradition.

10-11-2011, 12:07 AM	#113
molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	I'm pretty sure I've voted yes in every single one of these polls. I like the ladies.

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stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Bryce Dallas Howard maybe?

10-11-2011, 12:46 AM	#117
molson General Manager Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Mountains	Also, I nominate Amanda Knox, once she has a few weeks back in Seattle to reacclimate to her "lifestyle". Knox > Anthony, I know for sure.

10-11-2011, 01:13 AM	#118
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Danny Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	I don't know who Amanda Knox is, but Johnny Knox sure isn't producing for the Bears.

10-11-2011, 03:30 AM	#121
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Bryce Dallas Howard is a redhead who likes to get naked for her art, and she's pleasant to the eyes, but she is Ron Howards daughter and that starts to take it's toll after looking at her for awhile.

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Blackadar Retired Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fantasyland	Ya'll crack me up. There's not a single woman on the list on the first page that you wouldn't think is incredibly hot if one of 'em even glanced in your direction. So yeah, they're all hot. Some are hotter than others, but if you were single there ain't one of 'em you'd kick out of bed for eating crackers. Pointy elbows, indeed. Last edited by Blackadar : 10-11-2011 at 09:21 AM.

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stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	I'd firmly vote yes if this was "Celebrity Motorboat or Not".

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