05-06-2015, 09:19 AM | #14551 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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Well, he's got the dismantle part down. Now as to the erection side of things...
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05-06-2015, 01:55 PM | #14552 | |
Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2013
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Quote:
How do you think the toilet got clogged?
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05-06-2015, 01:59 PM | #14553 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Lisboa, ME
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As the plumber phrased it: "An exceedingly hard bowel movement"
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05-06-2015, 02:24 PM | #14554 |
Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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05-06-2015, 02:32 PM | #14555 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Lisboa, ME
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You're not half-wrong....
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05-07-2015, 09:33 AM | #14556 |
College Starter
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Chicago
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Waiting areas have become text crazy zones.. No one talks anymore it seems. And I get to listen to jayz and sesame street all at once.
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05-07-2015, 10:52 AM | #14557 | |
Hockey Boy
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Royal Oak, MI
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This does not make me feel any younger.
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05-07-2015, 04:28 PM | #14558 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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I've been watching the ACC Womens softball tournament all afternoon. The WNBA looks elite in comparison.
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05-07-2015, 05:12 PM | #14559 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Lisboa, ME
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Breaks the toilet guy got fired today. Sad news.
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05-07-2015, 05:20 PM | #14560 |
Resident Alien
Join Date: Jun 2001
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Was he a crappy worker?
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05-07-2015, 05:25 PM | #14561 |
College Starter
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Strong Island, NY
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Did he drop another monster deuce?
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05-07-2015, 05:56 PM | #14562 |
College Starter
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Chicago
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He was number 2 for a 1 man position.
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05-07-2015, 06:05 PM | #14563 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Where Hip Hop lives
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He didn't log very many hours then.
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. . I would rather be wrong...Than live in the shadows of your song...My mind is open wide...And now I'm ready to start...You're not sure...You open the door...And step out into the dark...Now I'm ready. Last edited by Chief Rum : 05-07-2015 at 06:05 PM. |
05-08-2015, 12:21 AM | #14564 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Jul 2001
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If you farted hard enough in space, could you move yourself around? : askscience
I love the things that can happen on non-default subs on reddit. The top answer to this question is outstanding. |
05-08-2015, 06:33 AM | #14565 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Lisboa, ME
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The entire thread is pretty incredible.
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05-08-2015, 06:46 AM | #14566 |
Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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So why did toilet guy get canned?
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05-08-2015, 07:23 AM | #14567 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Lisboa, ME
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Without knowing details, I know he hid a medical issue from us when being hired. I actually got sent to pick him up from the jobsite yesterday, so I know what the issue is. Let's just say he hadn't been cleared to be lifting what he was.
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05-08-2015, 04:59 PM | #14568 |
Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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I wonder if people who suffer from single sclerosis just tell everyone they have multiple sclerosis, so they don't have to explain the difference.
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05-08-2015, 05:02 PM | #14569 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Seven miles up
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"Hello? Yes, Satan? Reservation for one please."
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He's just like if Snow White was competitive, horny, and capable of beating the shit out of anyone that called her Pops. Like Steam? Join the FOFC Steam group here: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/FOFConSteam |
05-08-2015, 06:41 PM | #14570 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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Had no idea GDFR was a real song. Thought it was just some studio musician audio bump in from commercial
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05-09-2015, 09:29 AM | #14571 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Lisboa, ME
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N.J. twins born to different dads; Judge rules only 1 gets child support | Local News - WCVB Home
What a whore.
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05-10-2015, 01:13 PM | #14572 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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Anyone seen a Matrix sequel recently? Wow.
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05-10-2015, 06:46 PM | #14573 |
Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Keene, NH
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I've never seen the 3rd one and the only part of the second one I'll watch is the car chase.
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05-11-2015, 08:53 AM | #14574 |
Hockey Boy
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Royal Oak, MI
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No. Once was enough. Wait. I take that back. I tried to watch the second one again a few years ago and turned it off less than halfway through. It was as awful as I remember it to be.
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05-11-2015, 09:18 PM | #14575 |
Hattrick Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Pintendre, Qc, Canada
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didn't think it would. And here a very recent group selife of me with my two sons, Andrew, the 18yo one is the bearded one FM
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05-11-2015, 11:02 PM | #14576 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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05-12-2015, 07:17 AM | #14577 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Lisboa, ME
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Had a customer call for some verbal pricing on frames, levelers, odds and ends for purchase yesterday. Comes in, buys everything.
Have an email in my inbox demanding a refund for the sales tax he was not quoted over the phone.
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05-12-2015, 08:26 AM | #14578 |
Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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05-12-2015, 08:46 AM | #14579 | |
Hockey Boy
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Royal Oak, MI
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Quote:
Damn... Notre petit Canadien français ninja is all growns'd up!
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05-12-2015, 10:15 AM | #14580 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Where Hip Hop lives
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So (not by choice), I ended up watching most of the Dancing With The Stars semifinals last night on the treadmill. And you know what? Those were some pretty awesome performances.
(Hands over man card)
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05-12-2015, 12:10 PM | #14581 | |
Hockey Boy
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Royal Oak, MI
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(Takes Chief Rum's man card) The earliest you can re-apply is May, 2017. Thank you for your participation in our gender. Good day, ma'am.
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05-12-2015, 01:35 PM | #14582 | |
College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Quote:
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05-12-2015, 02:09 PM | #14583 | |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Where Hip Hop lives
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Quote:
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05-12-2015, 02:23 PM | #14584 |
College Starter
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Chicago
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And your name is now.... Private Pina Colada.
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05-12-2015, 02:30 PM | #14585 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Where Hip Hop lives
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I love a good fruity, frosty beverage.
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05-12-2015, 03:11 PM | #14586 |
Resident Alien
Join Date: Jun 2001
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You shall henceforth be known as Bruce Jenner.
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05-12-2015, 03:40 PM | #14587 |
Hockey Boy
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Royal Oak, MI
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05-12-2015, 03:48 PM | #14588 |
Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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When we went on a cruise a while back, my cousin and his wife ordered Mai Tais. He said when he got back home, he was going to start ordering them. I told him if he ordered one in a bar in Texas, and it wasn't for his wife, he was gonna get his ass kicked.
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Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint |
05-12-2015, 03:55 PM | #14589 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Rennes, France
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I just spent 5 nice happy-face minutes watching this great "compilation"
80's teen movies in music <-- enjoy ! Last edited by Alf : 05-12-2015 at 03:56 PM. |
05-12-2015, 04:34 PM | #14590 |
Resident Alien
Join Date: Jun 2001
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I enjoy Mike's Hard Lemonade...
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05-12-2015, 04:45 PM | #14591 |
General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: The Mountains
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I love girly drinks and fruity beers. I don't give a shit. Even when the waitress puts the wrong drink in front of me, assuming the girly drink wasn't mine, and everyone laughs at me.
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05-12-2015, 07:02 PM | #14592 |
Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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Alcohol is alcohol.
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05-13-2015, 05:47 AM | #14593 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Not Delaware - hurray!
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There was a SWAT standoff in my neighborhood this morning. Apparently someone's son decided to not take his meds and his mother called 911. The son barricaded himself in the house and a negotiator had to come out overnight and talk him out.
Am I a bad person to hope he's put in an institution somewhere?
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She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! She loves you, yeah! how do you know? how do you know? |
05-13-2015, 11:41 AM | #14594 | |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Where Hip Hop lives
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Quote:
It sounds like it is necessary.
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05-13-2015, 11:37 PM | #14595 |
Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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I never realized how easy it was to change brake pads.
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05-14-2015, 05:26 AM | #14596 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Not Delaware - hurray!
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But how do you get your car off the ground?
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05-14-2015, 05:42 AM | #14597 |
Favored Bitch #1
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: homeless in NJ
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05-14-2015, 05:45 AM | #14598 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Not Delaware - hurray!
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Ah, one at a time. Can't see the forest for the trees sometimes.
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She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! She loves you, yeah! how do you know? how do you know? |
05-14-2015, 12:29 PM | #14599 |
Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Lisboa, ME
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05-14-2015, 07:21 PM | #14600 |
Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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A post by one of my friends that is a new first-time father:
Jagger's mom is sick and now I'm wondering why my son's diaper holds no where near the 12-18 pounds it promises on the package?
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