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Old 10-24-2011, 11:32 AM   #14001
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Old 10-24-2011, 12:45 PM   #14002
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Old 10-24-2011, 01:28 PM   #14003
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Old 10-24-2011, 01:29 PM   #14004
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Old 10-24-2011, 01:30 PM   #14005
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Old 10-24-2011, 01:31 PM   #14006
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Old 10-24-2011, 02:03 PM   #14007
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Old 10-24-2011, 06:22 PM   #14008
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Well, this page was cute until that...

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Old 10-25-2011, 03:21 PM   #14010
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I'll admit it, I lol'd.

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Old 10-25-2011, 03:32 PM   #14011
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Hey, I just drove past this a few months ago!
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Old 10-25-2011, 05:51 PM   #14012
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Old 10-25-2011, 09:23 PM   #14013
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Old 10-26-2011, 12:07 PM   #14014
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Old 10-26-2011, 12:54 PM   #14015
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Old 10-26-2011, 01:01 PM   #14016
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LMAO

Last few pics have been awesome, too.
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Old 10-27-2011, 09:19 AM   #14017
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Old 10-27-2011, 01:08 PM   #14018
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jesus KSyrup every single one of those is GOLD. A+++
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Old 10-27-2011, 02:22 PM   #14019
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Old 10-27-2011, 02:56 PM   #14020
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Old 10-27-2011, 03:10 PM   #14021
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That cat must throw one hell of a curve ball.
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Old 10-27-2011, 04:28 PM   #14022
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Old 10-27-2011, 04:30 PM   #14024
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Old 10-27-2011, 04:42 PM   #14025
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Old 10-27-2011, 07:09 PM   #14028
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Old 10-27-2011, 07:22 PM   #14029
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I love Ron Swanson.
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Old 10-28-2011, 08:25 AM   #14030
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Old 10-28-2011, 10:35 AM   #14032
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I've never heard of him. Is it a meme?
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Old 10-28-2011, 10:41 AM   #14033
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I've never heard of him. Is it a meme?

He's Ron Fucking Swanson.

He's character on "Parks & Recreation." Start with season 2 and you'll be a happier person for it.
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Old 10-28-2011, 10:48 AM   #14034
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He's Ron Fucking Swanson.

He's character on "Parks & Recreation." Start with season 2 and you'll be a happier person for it.

I've never heard of it. I'll see what the DVR picks up.
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Old 10-28-2011, 11:00 AM   #14035
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Don't feel bad Rizon. I've never heard of the guy either. But, if this is a 'prime time' network show, odds are, I definitely have not seen it or heard of it.
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Old 10-28-2011, 11:09 AM   #14036
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Don't feel bad Rizon. I've never heard of the guy either. But, if this is a 'prime time' network show, odds are, I definitely have not seen it or heard of it.

I watch everything on DVR and don't watch commercials, so I have no idea what channel the show I'm watching is on, when it's on, etc etc
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Old 10-28-2011, 11:14 AM   #14037
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I watch everything on DVR and don't watch commercials, so I have no idea what channel the show I'm watching is on, when it's on, etc etc

I hear you. Maybe I'm just getting cantankerous in my old(er) age, but, I find myself having less and less and less patience for commercials and I think that's one of the main reasons I avoid the major networks as much as possible (even though the other cable channels have their fair share of commercials as well). The sad thing...I have a DVR and I don't utilize it as much as I should.
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Old 10-28-2011, 11:20 AM   #14038
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Old 10-28-2011, 11:23 AM   #14039
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I hear you. Maybe I'm just getting cantankerous in my old(er) age, but, I find myself having less and less and less patience for commercials and I think that's one of the main reasons I avoid the major networks as much as possible (even though the other cable channels have their fair share of commercials as well). The sad thing...I have a DVR and I don't utilize it as much as I should.
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Old 10-28-2011, 11:31 AM   #14040
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Ok, that looks pretty funny. I'm going to definitely have to check it out.
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Old 10-28-2011, 11:31 AM   #14041
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I don't watch anything at its regularly schedule time unless it's a live sporting event.

I usually DVR sports, too, and then start watching about 30-60 minutes after the event starts. That way I skip through commercials and halftime/intermissions and I'm usually caught up by the time the game actually finishes.
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Old 10-28-2011, 11:59 AM   #14042
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I can't do that. One of my favorite things to do is follow twitter while a game is going on. Twitter has basically replaced announcers for me. And the bonus is, it's quiet!
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Old 10-28-2011, 12:07 PM   #14043
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Fair enough...to each his own.
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Old 10-28-2011, 01:17 PM   #14044
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I usually DVR sports, too, and then start watching about 30-60 minutes after the event starts. That way I skip through commercials and halftime/intermissions and I'm usually caught up by the time the game actually finishes.

this is the right way to do it. Kysrup is doing it wrong.
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Old 10-28-2011, 01:18 PM   #14045
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Old 10-28-2011, 01:40 PM   #14046
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I can't do that. One of my favorite things to do is follow twitter while a game is going on. Twitter has basically replaced announcers for me. And the bonus is, it's quiet!

I don't have one of those Tweet accounts (or a tweetable phone), but I'm with you on the announcers. I absolutely, CANNOT stomach announcers these days. I can't watch a game and listen to them yammer. Plus my wife will watch football with me if it's DVRd. We can watch a whole 3 1/2 hour game in like 45 minutes.
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Old 10-28-2011, 01:40 PM   #14047
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Old 10-28-2011, 01:41 PM   #14048
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Old 10-28-2011, 01:42 PM   #14049
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