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Old 06-26-2011, 09:36 PM   #12501
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But it's their death scent that they release that attracts every wasp within a 100 mile radius, covered in foam or not.
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Old 06-26-2011, 09:41 PM   #12502
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Old 06-26-2011, 10:28 PM   #12503
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I fucked with a wasp last summer. It was going back in forth from a patch of mud and trying to make a nest above a door to our house. Knowing wasps fuck shit up, I decided to fuck with it. When it put it's little mud wad on the wall and went back for more, I knocked it down. It kept flying back and forth trying to figure out what happened (it acted like it thought it was lost). After about a couple dozen times of this, it finally gave up and flew away.
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Old 06-26-2011, 11:27 PM   #12504
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I'll second the foamy stuff. You can bring it down from 10 feet. Back when I was growing up, my father and I would burn them out. Wait until dusk, and then light the nest with a newspaper torch. You get the flame really going, and then when they do try to come out, their wings are singed right off. They you step on them when they fall to the ground.

Of course you can't do that when the nest is stuck to your house. That is how I learned about the spray stuff. 10 feet away, and I'm pretty sure that the can will do more than one nest. I wouldn't know, because I've never willingly stopped spraying.
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Old 06-27-2011, 07:00 AM   #12505
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You guys are too funny. Wasps, hornets, yellow-jackets. If they don't start nothing, ain't going to be nothing.
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Old 06-27-2011, 08:14 AM   #12506
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."
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Old 06-27-2011, 08:18 AM   #12507
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."
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Old 06-27-2011, 08:24 AM   #12508
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Old 06-27-2011, 08:33 AM   #12509
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Old 06-27-2011, 08:42 AM   #12510
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Old 06-27-2011, 08:56 AM   #12511
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This stage in Super Mario Sunshine always pissed me off.

oh right - first in page.
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Old 06-27-2011, 09:00 AM   #12512
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Found this on another board. You guys can figure out why it's funny.



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Old 06-27-2011, 09:53 AM   #12513
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Old 06-27-2011, 10:25 AM   #12515
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Old 06-27-2011, 12:57 PM   #12516
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Old 06-27-2011, 01:18 PM   #12517
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Old 06-27-2011, 02:00 PM   #12518
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Old 06-27-2011, 02:12 PM   #12519
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I don't always take care of kids, but when I do, they usually scream wildly.
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Old 06-27-2011, 02:19 PM   #12520
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I don't always hold screaming kids. But when I do, I need five different glasses for my champagne.
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Old 06-27-2011, 02:40 PM   #12521
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I think he is one of those dudes that plays the champagne glasses like a musical instrument.
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Old 06-27-2011, 02:41 PM   #12522
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I think he is one of those dudes that plays the champagne glasses like a musical instrument.

Looks like he's playing the Screaming Toddler Bagpipe just fine!
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Old 06-27-2011, 03:01 PM   #12523
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Found this on another board. You guys can figure out why it's funny.




Actually, I cannot. I recognize Dwayne Wade, but that's it.
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Old 06-27-2011, 03:03 PM   #12524
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The guy posing with DWade in the second photo is wearing a Mavs cap in the first photo?
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Old 06-27-2011, 03:53 PM   #12525
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The guy posing with DWade in the second photo is wearing a Mavs cap in the first photo?

Does he have the hat in his hand in the 2nd pic?
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Old 06-27-2011, 03:54 PM   #12526
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Looks like it. Also, the white guy in the first pic reminds me of Elvis Costello for some reason.
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Old 06-27-2011, 03:54 PM   #12527
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Is that Kanye?
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Old 06-27-2011, 03:55 PM   #12528
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Old 06-27-2011, 03:55 PM   #12529
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The guy posing with DWade in the second photo is wearing a Mavs cap in the first photo?

At least he took it off for the pic with DWade, maybe by request. But, he's clearly holding it.

Not sure if that's the 'funny' though, I don't see it either if it's not.
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Old 06-27-2011, 03:57 PM   #12530
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He doesn't have fishsticks in his mouth?
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Old 06-27-2011, 03:58 PM   #12531
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Sorry for the convenience.
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Old 06-27-2011, 04:01 PM   #12532
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He doesn't have fishsticks in his mouth?

So he's a gay fish?
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Old 06-27-2011, 04:37 PM   #12533
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Actually, I cannot. I recognize Dwayne Wade, but that's it.

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Old 06-27-2011, 04:42 PM   #12534
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Kanye is seated next to Michael Stipe in the first photo (for those that hadn't recognized him...)
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Old 06-27-2011, 05:33 PM   #12535
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Sorry for the convenience.

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Old 06-27-2011, 08:34 PM   #12536
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At least he took it off for the pic with DWade, maybe by request. But, he's clearly holding it.

Not sure if that's the 'funny' though, I don't see it either if it's not.

As others have mentioned, in the first photo Kanye is at some event sporting a Mavs cap. In the second he's reluctantly crushing the hat in his hands hiding it posing with DWade in a photo(they are both from Chicago).

The humor, to me anyways, is whether Kanye is trying to hide the photo. Or if Wade told him to stop being a frontrunner and take off the hat.
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Old 06-28-2011, 09:21 AM   #12537
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Old 06-28-2011, 10:05 AM   #12538
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Old 06-28-2011, 11:28 AM   #12539
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Old 06-28-2011, 11:42 AM   #12540
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That is awesome. I hate these sand sculptures because they are so damn cool, but I'm assuming they don't last all that long.
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Old 06-28-2011, 11:54 AM   #12541
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Old 06-28-2011, 12:36 PM   #12542
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Old 06-28-2011, 02:41 PM   #12543
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Old 06-28-2011, 05:36 PM   #12544
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Old 06-28-2011, 05:37 PM   #12545
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Old 06-28-2011, 05:37 PM   #12546
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Old 06-28-2011, 05:38 PM   #12547
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Old 06-28-2011, 08:34 PM   #12548
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So we take from that that Rizon has wood. k? nopicsplz.
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Old 06-28-2011, 09:55 PM   #12549
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