Facebook posts so pathetic they belong in this thread!!! - Page 24

Passacaglia · 02-13-2013, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by heybrad

This is an. Odd sentence. To Read.

hey. brad

JonInMiddleGA · 03-09-2013, 07:56 PM

So help me, I'm gonna end up in jail at some point because of the stupid fucking "I want to stay privately connected ..." hoax meme.

I'm eventually going to run across someone who posts that shortly after they've done so ... and what follows could only be described as a mercy killing.

You've got to be a special sort of fucking stupid to post that damned thing.

stevew · 03-09-2013, 08:04 PM

Agreed.

I just started removing crap posters from my feed. Works pretty well.

stevew · 03-09-2013, 08:20 PM

I guess my favorite thing is when someone will share from like the "jesus is lord" page, then "fuck relationships" then like "puppies are cute" and then complete the quad-fecta sharing the "other people are fucking morons" page. Just such diverse and competing interests.

chadritt · 03-09-2013, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

So help me, I'm gonna end up in jail at some point because of the stupid fucking "I want to stay privately connected ..." hoax meme.

I'm eventually going to run across someone who posts that shortly after they've done so ... and what follows could only be described as a mercy killing.

You've got to be a special sort of fucking stupid to post that damned thing.

I dont even know what meme this is. Is it a generational thing?

JonInMiddleGA · 03-09-2013, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by chadritt

I dont even know what meme this is. Is it a generational thing?

Seems to cross generational lines afaik. It just requires a poster who doesn't actually read shit before they share it (or who has comically bad comprehension).

I'll stick in it spoiler tags just to avoid sullying the board with it.

Spoiler

And here's my usual debunk linkage
[Hoax Alert] To all my FB friends…I want to stay PRIVATELY connected…mouse over my name | facecrooks.com

JonInMiddleGA · 03-10-2013, 10:56 PM

Oh goody, more stupidity.

Today must be the official start of "Let's Post The Moronic Gas Boycott Chain Message" season.

This year's version gets a special medal for stupid, actually encouraging people to buy early on the 14th in order to avoid buying gas on the 15th.

stevew · 03-18-2013, 09:57 PM

Why do people post dumb shit like this?

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Just something thats on my mind. I have been working on myself now for over 5 years. Have gotten clean, turned my life around, gotten married and am proud to be raising my stepchildren. I will be graduating in the Spring of 2014 with my Bachelors Degree in Human Development yet it's not enough. Not enough for members of my own family and friends I grew up with to turn the other cheek and be happy for me. I am so sick of the butt kissing that goes on at certain functions while I am treated like the addict I USED TO BE!!! NO ONE can judge me but GOD so please get off your high and mighty horse and find some empathy/humility, whatever you need to get you from the past to the present. I am in the present now and only I can change my past.

Izulde · 03-18-2013, 10:48 PM

Beyond the dirty laundry thing, I have trouble seeing why that's dumb. The poster got their life straightened out and people don't seem to be noticing or acting like the poster's changed. I can see where that'd piss the poster off and lead to a mini-vent.

stevew · 03-19-2013, 12:07 AM

it's in a long line of dumb posts.

stevew · 03-24-2013, 01:31 PM

Yesterday morning my MIL tagged me in a post about our upcoming visit. Well, apparently you can't untag yourself via android facebook app because my phone kept going apeshit with their rapid fire inanity. They will basically chat in the post. I suppose I could have just turned my phone off and went back to bed, but normally 1 minor alert won't wake me up(like an email). Anyways, on the third time I woke up that morning I finally responded to untag me and then I noticed my cunt sister in law has YET ANOTHER facebook login. That means I've now blocked at least 3 different ones.

JonInMiddleGA · 03-24-2013, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

Well, apparently you can't untag yourself via android facebook app because my phone kept going apeshit with their rapid fire inanity.

Might not work on Android either but ... see if you have an option to "unfollow" the post/thread.

DanGarion · 03-24-2013, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

Yesterday morning my MIL tagged me in a post about our upcoming visit. Well, apparently you can't untag yourself via android facebook app because my phone kept going apeshit with their rapid fire inanity. They will basically chat in the post. I suppose I could have just turned my phone off and went back to bed, but normally 1 minor alert won't wake me up(like an email). Anyways, on the third time I woke up that morning I finally responded to untag me and then I noticed my cunt sister in law has YET ANOTHER facebook login. That means I've now blocked at least 3 different ones.

You can always use your browser to go to the normal Facebook page and untag yourself from there...

stevew · 03-24-2013, 08:26 PM

I don't know my facebook password right now in order to log into my browser. IT was on a piece of paper downstairs.

PilotMan · 03-24-2013, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

I don't know my facebook password right now in order to log into my browser. IT was on a piece of paper downstairs.

I love that this post either fits the thread title, or is steve's response. Both wins the thread.

stevew · 03-24-2013, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by PilotMan

I love that this post either fits the thread title, or is steve's response. Both wins the thread.

lol.

Someone had tried to log into my online banking a few weeks ago so I made up all these complex passwords but haven't been able to memorize them yet.

PilotMan · 03-24-2013, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by stevew

lol.

Someone had tried to log into my online banking a few weeks ago so I made up all these complex passwords but haven't been able to memorize them yet.

LastPass solves all.

Ben E Lou · 03-25-2013, 05:24 AM

Is there a way to block all "Shares"? from Groups or Businesses or whatever these people are sharing? I'd like to get rid of every "________ shared Just because i dont talk to you anymore, doesnt mean that i dont l0ve you.'s photo." type of post.

Ben E Lou · 03-25-2013, 05:25 AM

Or if FB had a way to say "I only want to see pictures that people took, not the zillionth version of of that lady taking a drink with a stupid caption underneath it."

albionmoonlight · 03-26-2013, 07:42 AM

From NPR's Facebook Page:

"We've turned on a new feature for Facebook pages - the ability for you reply directly each other's comments. We believe that this should improve the quality of conversation here on our page.

Let us know what you think!"

Good luck with that.

JonInMiddleGA · 03-26-2013, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Ben E Lou

Is there a way to block all "Shares"? from Groups or Businesses or whatever these people are sharing? I'd like to get rid of every "________ shared Just because i dont talk to you anymore, doesnt mean that i dont l0ve you.'s photo." type of post.

Nope, not that I've been able to find.

I've just about been recipe'ed to death over the past couple of weeks.

If I see that #$%@# chocolate-peanut butter pie thing one more time I'm liable to get really ugly all up in the FB.

JonInMiddleGA · 03-26-2013, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by albionmoonlight

From NPR's Facebook Page:

"We've turned on a new feature for Facebook pages - the ability for you reply directly each other's comments. We believe that this should improve the quality of conversation here on our page. Let us know what you think!" Good luck with that.

Yeeeeeeah. That's gonna end well.

AnalBumCover · 03-26-2013, 03:36 PM

Five of my friends have suddenly changed their profile pic to

DaddyTorgo · 03-26-2013, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by AnalBumCover

Five of my friends have suddenly changed their profile pic to

It's a Marriage Equality thing.

stevew · 03-26-2013, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

Nope, not that I've been able to find.

I've just about been recipe'ed to death over the past couple of weeks.

If I see that #$%@# chocolate-peanut butter pie thing one more time I'm liable to get really ugly all up in the FB.

yeah, i wish i could find ways to block the sarcasm jesus loves kitties type photos

jeff061 · 03-26-2013, 04:00 PM

Lol, I saw people start posting that profile pic and I came here for the explanation.

EagleFan · 03-26-2013, 10:26 PM

Woman breaks into house to browse Facebook, police say | Technically Incorrect - CNET News

JonInMiddleGA · 03-26-2013, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by EagleFan

Woman breaks into house to browse Facebook, police say | Technically Incorrect - CNET News

Hell, this was on my FB page like 2 days ago.

Suddenly I know how SportsDigs must feel.

nol · 03-26-2013, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Ben E Lou

Or if FB had a way to say "I only want to see pictures that people took, not the zillionth version of of that lady taking a drink with a stupid caption underneath it."

Mouse over to the right of what's being shared, and a box with a downward-facing arrow should appear. Click on it, click Hide, and it will say "This story is now hidden from your news feed." Underneath that, click on "Change what updates you get from _____"

And now, the reason I came to post. My newsfeed is taken over by the comments resulting from a status a girl from my hometown posted that said "You won't find me posting an equal sign. I am a proud supporter of traditional marriage." She got pregnant in high school, and her child's father is not in the picture. Talk about glass houses...

mauchow · 03-30-2013, 06:47 AM

He's back:

I want to see you slip.
*Fall down from here.
Oh yeah, I think it.
I never thought you would
Be the one I hate the most.*
I hope you die before I do.
Kiss it away.
Cry to yourself.
Your enemies are the unseen.
You're the extent of disease.*
I look for the first chance to*
Slip it behind your back.
The less you know the more I Like it.
My confessions true and then to a lie.
Go alone, I see it in your face.
I hear it in your tone.
You lie for all the wrong reasons*
You worthless whore.
Play your games in the night
*Skies and I will see your*
Deception will get you no where.
What the fuck is wrong with You?
I will fuck you in your Jesus.

thesloppy · 03-30-2013, 07:32 AM

Nobody fucks me in my Jesus!

Dodgerchick · 04-12-2013, 09:01 PM

Too many acronyms drives me freaking mad. WTF is this? (rhetorical question, I know what all these stand for)

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when did your LO start talking? my DS is 14 mo old and doesnt yet talk and my DD was talking at this age so i just wanted to know if its ok that he is taking a bit longer.

cuervo72 · 04-12-2013, 11:01 PM

Bah - that's amateur compared to some Flasch posts.

JonInMiddleGA · 04-14-2013, 08:42 PM

Facebook? May have to change the name to RecipeBook if the current annoying as hell trend doesn't stop soon.

Maybe it's a function of my age / age of my family & friends, but this shit has gotten ridiculous. I've hidden nearly three dozen recipes from my feed so far today.

Izulde · 04-14-2013, 10:52 PM

I don't think it's an age thing. I think it's a homemaker's thing. I'd say over 90% of the recipes I see posted on my news feed are from SAHM.

JonInMiddleGA · 04-14-2013, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Izulde

I don't think it's an age thing. I think it's a homemaker's thing. I'd say over 90% of the recipes I see posted on my news feed are from SAHM.

Not mine, it's even dudes doing it now.

Autumn · 04-15-2013, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

Not mine, it's even dudes doing it now.

I think maybe it's some meme going on? It seems to have started all of a sudden.

JonInMiddleGA · 04-15-2013, 07:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Autumn

I think maybe it's some meme going on? It seems to have started all of a sudden.

Looks like over half of it comes from a handful of Pampered Chef affiliate (franchise?) pages. I've wondered more than once whether it's some sort of virus that's doing it.

digamma · 04-19-2013, 11:09 AM

"Great news, we are moving into our first house! They excepted our offer!"

korme · 04-19-2013, 11:24 AM

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This 3rd week of April:
Boston Marathon bombing
Fire at JFK library
Ricin letters
Bomb scare at courthouse
Senate rejects gun control
Fertilizer plant in Texas explodes
Now this
Tomorrow is April 19th, the anniversaries of Waco and Oklahoma city.
And the 4chan shooting last Friday.

Slotting in 'Senate rejects gun control' between a list of tragedies is incredibly douchey

JonInMiddleGA · 04-19-2013, 11:30 AM

WTH is a "4chan shooting"? Did they shoot somebody? Or did one of them get shot?

JonInMiddleGA · 04-19-2013, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by digamma

"Great news, we are moving into our first house! They excepted our offer!"

Dear Lord, I must be getting used to FB speech. It actually took a minute to get this one.

korme · 04-19-2013, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by digamma

"Great news, we are moving into our first house! They excepted our offer!"

I could post stuff like that all day. Most people are dumb

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Dropped shaun off at school and steven at his moms ready 2 get this day over pick them back up watch them again 2 nite and then the next 2 whole days are about this guy piece and quite!!!

korme · 04-19-2013, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA

WTH is a "4chan shooting"? Did they shoot somebody? Or did one of them get shot?

I was lost on that one. Better yet, that was posted today and we're already on April 19.

JonInMiddleGA · 04-19-2013, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by korme

I was lost on that one. Better yet, that was posted today and we're already on April 19.

Okay, you forced me to Google. Apparently there was a shooting at a mall in Virginia (which I also completely missed since I was out for most of the night) and the shooter announced his intentions on a 4chan msg board.

The Virginia Mall Shooting Was Announced in Advance on 4chan

AnalBumCover · 04-19-2013, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by korme

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Dropped shaun off at school and steven at his moms ready 2 get this day over pick them back up watch them again 2 nite and then the next 2 whole days are about this guy piece and quite!!!

wat?

JonInMiddleGA · 04-19-2013, 02:08 PM

A friend's repost of an impassioned plea for understanding & sensitivity for suspect #2 certainly qualifies as pathetic afaic.

spleen1015 · 04-19-2013, 02:34 PM

A local sports radio station has posted what they say is a morque photo of the dead brother from the Boston Marathon bombing.

JonInMiddleGA · 04-19-2013, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by spleen1015

A local sports radio station has posted what they say is a morque photo of the dead brother from the Boston Marathon bombing.

Damn, that just seems like some desperate hit trolling there.

korme · 04-19-2013, 02:44 PM

Barstool has one, too. Looks fake. How'd he get the massive gash on his side?

03-09-2013, 07:56 PM	#1152
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	So help me, I'm gonna end up in jail at some point because of the stupid fucking "I want to stay privately connected ..." hoax meme. I'm eventually going to run across someone who posts that shortly after they've done so ... and what follows could only be described as a mercy killing. You've got to be a special sort of fucking stupid to post that damned thing. __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

03-09-2013, 08:20 PM	#1154
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	I guess my favorite thing is when someone will share from like the "jesus is lord" page, then "fuck relationships" then like "puppies are cute" and then complete the quad-fecta sharing the "other people are fucking morons" page. Just such diverse and competing interests. Last edited by stevew : 03-09-2013 at 08:21 PM.

03-10-2013, 10:56 PM	#1157
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	Oh goody, more stupidity. Today must be the official start of "Let's Post The Moronic Gas Boycott Chain Message" season. This year's version gets a special medal for stupid, actually encouraging people to buy early on the 14th in order to avoid buying gas on the 15th. __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

03-18-2013, 10:48 PM	#1159
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	Beyond the dirty laundry thing, I have trouble seeing why that's dumb. The poster got their life straightened out and people don't seem to be noticing or acting like the poster's changed. I can see where that'd piss the poster off and lead to a mini-vent. __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

03-25-2013, 05:24 AM	#1168
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	Is there a way to block all "Shares"? from Groups or Businesses or whatever these people are sharing? I'd like to get rid of every "________ shared Just because i dont talk to you anymore, doesnt mean that i dont l0ve you.'s photo." type of post. __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'!

03-09-2013, 08:04 PM	#1153
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Agreed. I just started removing crap posters from my feed. Works pretty well.

03-19-2013, 12:07 AM	#1160
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	it's in a long line of dumb posts.

03-24-2013, 01:31 PM	#1161
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	Yesterday morning my MIL tagged me in a post about our upcoming visit. Well, apparently you can't untag yourself via android facebook app because my phone kept going apeshit with their rapid fire inanity. They will basically chat in the post. I suppose I could have just turned my phone off and went back to bed, but normally 1 minor alert won't wake me up(like an email). Anyways, on the third time I woke up that morning I finally responded to untag me and then I noticed my cunt sister in law has YET ANOTHER facebook login. That means I've now blocked at least 3 different ones.

03-24-2013, 08:26 PM	#1164
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	I don't know my facebook password right now in order to log into my browser. IT was on a piece of paper downstairs.

03-25-2013, 05:25 AM	#1169
Ben E Lou Morgado's Favorite Forum Fascist Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Greensboro, NC	Or if FB had a way to say "I only want to see pictures that people took, not the zillionth version of of that lady taking a drink with a stupid caption underneath it." __________________ The media don't understand the kinds of problems and pressures 54 million come wit'!

03-26-2013, 07:42 AM	#1170
albionmoonlight Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: North Carolina	From NPR's Facebook Page: "We've turned on a new feature for Facebook pages - the ability for you reply directly each other's comments. We believe that this should improve the quality of conversation here on our page. Let us know what you think!" Good luck with that.

03-26-2013, 03:36 PM	#1173
AnalBumCover College Starter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: La Mirada, CA	Five of my friends have suddenly changed their profile pic to __________________ ABC's Game Giveaway list

03-26-2013, 04:00 PM	#1176
jeff061 Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: MA	Lol, I saw people start posting that profile pic and I came here for the explanation. __________________

03-26-2013, 10:26 PM	#1177
EagleFan Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Mays Landing, NJ USA	Woman breaks into house to browse Facebook, police say \| Technically Incorrect - CNET News __________________ The EagleFan YouTube Channel - Reactions Soarin' & Scratchin' YouTube Channel - We react to music, videos, TV, we talk, we are planning some field trips Soarin' & Soothin' - Meditation, Relaxation, and Sleep Aid; mental health is important

03-30-2013, 06:47 AM	#1180
mauchow Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Murfreesboro, TN	He's back: I want to see you slip. Fall down from here. Oh yeah, I think it. I never thought you would Be the one I hate the most. I hope you die before I do. Kiss it away. Cry to yourself. Your enemies are the unseen. You're the extent of disease.* I look for the first chance to* Slip it behind your back. The less you know the more I Like it. My confessions true and then to a lie. Go alone, I see it in your face. I hear it in your tone. You lie for all the wrong reasons* You worthless whore. Play your games in the night Skies and I will see your Deception will get you no where. What the fuck is wrong with You? I will fuck you in your Jesus. Last edited by mauchow : 03-30-2013 at 06:49 AM.

03-30-2013, 07:32 AM	#1181
thesloppy Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: PDX	Nobody fucks me in my Jesus! __________________ Last edited by thesloppy : Today at 05:35 PM.

04-12-2013, 11:01 PM	#1183
cuervo72 Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Maryland	Bah - that's amateur compared to some Flasch posts. __________________ null Last edited by cuervo72 : 04-12-2013 at 11:01 PM.

04-14-2013, 08:42 PM	#1184
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	Facebook? May have to change the name to RecipeBook if the current annoying as hell trend doesn't stop soon. Maybe it's a function of my age / age of my family & friends, but this shit has gotten ridiculous. I've hidden nearly three dozen recipes from my feed so far today. __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

04-14-2013, 10:52 PM	#1185
Izulde Head Coach Join Date: Sep 2004	I don't think it's an age thing. I think it's a homemaker's thing. I'd say over 90% of the recipes I see posted on my news feed are from SAHM. __________________ 2006 Golden Scribe Nominee 2006 Golden Scribe Winner Best Non-Sport Dynasty: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty) Rookie Writer of the Year Dynasty of the Year: May Our Reign Be Green and Golden (CK Dynasty)

04-19-2013, 11:09 AM	#1189
digamma Torchbearer Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: On Lake Harriet	"Great news, we are moving into our first house! They excepted our offer!"

04-19-2013, 11:30 AM	#1191
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	WTH is a "4chan shooting"? Did they shoot somebody? Or did one of them get shot? __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

04-19-2013, 02:08 PM	#1197
JonInMiddleGA Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA	A friend's repost of an impassioned plea for understanding & sensitivity for suspect #2 certainly qualifies as pathetic afaic. __________________ "I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis

04-19-2013, 02:34 PM	#1198
spleen1015 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003	A local sports radio station has posted what they say is a morque photo of the dead brother from the Boston Marathon bombing. __________________ Why choose failure when success is an option? Last edited by spleen1015 : 04-19-2013 at 02:34 PM.

04-19-2013, 02:44 PM	#1200
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	Barstool has one, too. Looks fake. How'd he get the massive gash on his side?

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