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12-10-2006, 06:51 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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there ain't a damn thing queer about vodka, brother...
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12-10-2006, 06:55 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Bossier City, LA
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I was talking about the "two very big, very strong White Russians" literally, not the drink. Damn, my joke (poor as it was) is ruined!
I prefer Black Russians. I like White Russians, but I have problems with dairy, plus they tend to be weaker than Black Russians. |
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12-10-2006, 07:40 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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I wish I werent so drunk...I want to concentrate on the Cowbody, dammit.
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12-10-2006, 07:44 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Ashburn, VA
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Any particular Cowbody you're watching?  And what does your fiancee think?  /tk
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12-10-2006, 07:46 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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You mean wife?
And I'm a Romosexual, just so you know...
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12-10-2006, 08:41 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Ashburn, VA
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Yeah, I couldn't honestly remember for some reason if you guys had gotten married yet, I actually had wife at first but then thought nah, she's still a fiancee. Oh well. I'm sober and I'm screwing things up! I knew you were a Romosexual, just wondering if there was anybody else catching your eye (I figured anybody but TO would be an option... ) /tk
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12-11-2006, 12:27 AM
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Satellite of Love
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 So. Fucking. True. (Not drunk, but this seemed like the appropriate place to put this.) |
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12-11-2006, 12:47 AM
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General Manager
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Satellite of Love
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dola,
At least now that she's gone and out of my life for good, I can get back to my dyansties and keeping my Pick'Em game standings up to date. |
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12-11-2006, 12:53 AM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Chicago, Ill
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bitrhdya boy checking in
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12-11-2006, 01:09 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: May 2001
Location: toronto
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Lucky you were drunk and prolly passed out and did'nt have to watch that mess.
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12-11-2006, 08:49 AM
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Awaiting Further Instructions...
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Macungie, PA
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Only problem with this thread is that we aren't capturing the "so drunk you forgot about the internets" drunk guy. Saturday night I was so far gone that if I had sat in front of my computer I would have eaten the keys thinking they were minature chunky's with strange squiggle lines on them.
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12-12-2006, 11:02 PM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Lotsa wine tonight!
Sort of wishing I was here Sunday, this thread hasn't been that busy in ages. |
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12-13-2006, 12:21 AM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Nov 2003
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this is gona sounf bad, but i found a few shots worth og vodka. woo!!!
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12-13-2006, 12:22 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Alabama
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Drunk as a skunk here
Tomorrow off = Me getting drunk |
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12-13-2006, 03:05 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Las Vegas
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I love my friedn jaeger.
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12-15-2006, 08:27 PM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Fucking depressing night all around. Went on a horrible date, then went to a totally empty bar (as in I was the only patron), on the way home after 2 drinks got pulled over. Luckily issued a just a speeding warning. Have to meet the ex-girlfriend after work tomorrow (yes, Saturday) to give her some DVD she left with me and collect some of my shit.
Kill me. |
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12-15-2006, 09:34 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Alabama
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Just mail the DVD
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12-15-2006, 09:35 PM
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Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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Had my quota of Bulleit and cokes tonight. Approx. 10 at this point.
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12-15-2006, 09:37 PM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Nov 2003
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i thought of that, but fuck i dont know. she also stole my wine glasses, workout shorts, pair of pants and a shirt. was hoping all would be returned in the exchange, but she only mentioned the video in her text |
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12-15-2006, 09:37 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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12-15-2006, 09:37 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Black Hole
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What DVD was it? King Kong Lives?
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12-15-2006, 09:38 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Black Hole
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Dude, that's messing up my vision. |
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12-15-2006, 09:40 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Quit drinking so much, squirt...
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12-15-2006, 09:40 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Alabama
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that bitch! make sure you get some of that stuff back when you give the dvd to her. |
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12-15-2006, 09:41 PM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Nov 2003
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some accounting shit for a book she has to sell back to the college. should have never acknowledged the first text. i could rebuy all by stuff cheaply. but onto mor eimportant questions - how wise is it to lite candles while drunk> roomates have some going and now i want one in my room! |
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12-15-2006, 09:47 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Backwoods, SC
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13 beers down....
and 1 shot of Henry McKenna |
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12-15-2006, 09:51 PM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Nov 2003
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jesus christ that is going to fucking hurt tomorrow. shouldn't done alot of shots followd by 1 berr |
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12-15-2006, 09:55 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Alabama
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priceless
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12-15-2006, 09:56 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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My wife is begging me to get the Patron down, but she' already had an entire bottle of YT Chard. I ain't babysitting her ass if she gets sick tonight...I have a long day of work ahead of me tomorrow.
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12-15-2006, 09:57 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Backwoods, SC
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nah no pain. I will be up at 4:30 est to go deer hunting. I can drink too much,(I am 6;1" 280) Just popped #14....tastes too weak... |
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12-15-2006, 10:01 PM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Nov 2003
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battlestar is coming on!
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12-15-2006, 10:28 PM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Nov 2003
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vanilla smelling candles bring back good memories :thumbup:
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12-15-2006, 10:31 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Las Vegas
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wine + winter lager = me and amdaily posting back and forth in this thread.
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12-15-2006, 10:38 PM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Nov 2003
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woo! anyone else feeling like a run to sheet? i'll take a grilled turkey with mayo + provolone! |
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12-15-2006, 10:40 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Las Vegas
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just had my awesome tacos. but im down for some more beer
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12-16-2006, 12:23 AM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Nov 2003
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maybe not,i thinki burtn my nose ;( night@! |
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12-16-2006, 12:26 AM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Nov 2003
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any1 ever ut vodk in coffee? hows it taste?
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12-16-2006, 12:30 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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If I tell you it's great, will you try it? |
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12-16-2006, 12:34 AM
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Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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There is a special drink in Italy called grola. It is a mixture of grappa and espresso that is lit on fire and then passed around in a big bowl that everyone drinks out of. It is good stuff.
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Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint |
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12-16-2006, 12:41 AM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Troy, Mo
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That's it! maybe jb drinks alot when he posts! |
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12-16-2006, 12:45 AM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Nov 2003
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sure lookin that way, need to be to work in a few hours! |
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12-16-2006, 09:29 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Alabama
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why isn't this thread stickied?
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12-17-2006, 12:27 AM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Nov 2003
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Ditto. Tonight fucking sucked. Went drinking with a guy from work, hit up about 6 different places. But despite all this guy's stories of past drunken exploits, he was sipping his drinks like a petite woman. I, therefore, also drunk slowly and never even got a buzz going  |
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12-17-2006, 12:32 AM
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Syracuse, NY
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Being a good drinker is directly correlated to drinking at a sound pace.
Edit: Although in the math of drinking all the best drunks drink real quick. Last edited by fenrrris : 12-17-2006 at 12:34 AM. |
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12-17-2006, 08:10 AM
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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The Flying Saucer rocks. I love me some fancy beers...
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12-21-2006, 03:03 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
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I was going to drink Shiner Bock tonight, though after being too drunk to enjoy it after getting kicked out of the bar I settled for Point instead because I figured it would be sufficient drunk beer. |
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12-21-2006, 03:28 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: North Carolina
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I knew my night was off to a great start when i walked into my local liquor store and immediately heard "Hey! White Boy!"
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12-21-2006, 04:06 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
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*giggle*
I think I can fly! See me flap my superman ice cream wings! Yum yum so vanilla funky and tasty! teehee! Wow, what a pink room! It's like, pink wit telephants. I mean elephants!!!! Like the kind who jump up and down when they do a song and dance. And prance like ants in mo pants. Mooooooooooo! That's Mo turned to Moo sweet sweet chocolate candy sauce style! *V-sign* I'm outty! Laters! Mwah!
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12-21-2006, 08:39 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Utah
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So....Hypnotiq for the wife, s 6 pack og JW Dundee's Honey Brown Lager for me...if it is gone and I am needing more, I will follow up with some mixed drinks...
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12-21-2006, 10:01 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Beantown
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Ping: Mushroom Eating Guy
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