WW CXLVI: Portal GAME OVER - Test8

[CrimsonFox]

Button #4:

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Button #6:

[britrock88]

Heh, look what I get for posting without previewing.

Updated with Barkeep's list:

[Ragone]

You know what, lets see what happens

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[CrimsonFox]

Originally Posted by Ragone

You know what, lets see what happens

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[Ragone]

Alright! its a pants party!

[mckerney]

Originally Posted by CrimsonFox

[Julio Riddols]

PRESS BUTTON 6

[Julio Riddols]

ALTERNATIVELY, TAKE DUMP ON BUTTON 4

[Autumn]

Please, please, please don't post a picture for that CF. Or for that sake, a video.

[JAG]

Oh the orange things I would be doing if I were still alive.

[britrock88]

Okay, I'm off... Hoping I'll still be in the game when I get back to the thread. Promise I'll be useful!

[Julio Riddols]

Originally Posted by JAG

Oh the orange things I would be doing if I were still alive.

[CrimsonFox]

Originally Posted by JAG

Oh the orange things I would be doing if I were still alive.

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[Passacaglia]

Two hours to deadline, and it's looking like Julio will get it, unless someone changes their vote to save him, in which case it would be britrock. Ragone, me, and PF as dark horses, but people would have to make a concerted effort to save both JR and BR for that to happen.

[Julio Riddols]

UNHAPPY

[Passacaglia]

Originally Posted by Julio Riddols

UNHAPPY

Interesting. I hadn't realized that would save you.

[Passacaglia]

So are you at least going to revote? I think Narcizo is happiest no matter what, but since everyone else has put some money where their mouth is -- or is it put their mouth behind some money? -- you probably should too, so we all have the same kind of record (see the arguments to MV for purposely not voting Day 1).

[Julio Riddols]

This means you all can fully doom me if you want, but I know what I am, and I don't know what britrock is. I'd rather at least have the chance of lynching a wolf.

[Julio Riddols]

HAPPY LIST
PackerFanatic
Marc Vaughan
Barkeep49
KWhit
Ragone

[Passacaglia]

Originally Posted by Julio Riddols

This means you all can fully doom me if you want, but I know what I am, and I don't know what britrock is. I'd rather at least have the chance of lynching a wolf.

I don't begrudge you for that -- people know the score regarding self-preservation generally.

[Ragone]

I'm not going to doom you julio.. although i will admit i considered it..

[Passacaglia]

Oh right,ou by I get it -- we can doom you by voting britrock up? Well, if Ragone and I are the only ones around, we probably fear for what that might do to us, too.

[Ragone]

At this point passa.. if i really thought we were in danger.. i'd made a #1 happy deal with you heh

[Passacaglia]

I have no idea what that means.

[Passacaglia]

Oh, now I get it. Slow today.

[Passacaglia]

I mean, taking the words without context, "making a #1 happy deal" sounds pretty creepy.

[CrimsonFox]

Greetings all you happy campers! It gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling that all of you think so highly of each other. I am so glad you are all so happy! As happy as THIS BUNNY!

[CrimsonFox]

Let us gather round while I calculate how happy we all are....
Listen to this!

[Passacaglia]

This doesn't seem like a difficult calculation, since britrock was the only one not to get voted for by anybody.

[Ragone]

Yeayea I know passa.. I typed that fast on a cellphone...

[CrimsonFox]

Now it is time to improve morale as a whole as we examine the sco--- oh! What's happening....what is that? Who--



A Portal has been opened! The Blue Portal Device has been activated.
That was scary. Is everyone alright? Now about those scores. Ah, interesting. Very interesting.

Name - Points - # of votes
Narcizo 37 9
Barkeep 28 9
Mckerney 19 8
Marc V 23 7
Tyketime 19 7
GoldenEagle 17 7
Raiders Army 19 6
Bhlloy 16 5
Simbo Klice 12 4
KWHIT 12 4
Ragone 8 4
Packerfanatic 8 3
Passacaglia 7 2
Britrock 2 1
Julio Riddols 1 1

Yes I've checked and double checked these tallies. They are correct.
With one vote worth one point, the least happy person is Julio Riddols so he will be removed. We will retask him to another department. One like Accounting.

Julio is raised on a platform which then sails out of site. AFter a few minutes the platform comes back with a card on it.

Oh look! A postcard from Accounting. Oh dear! Julio didn't last 5 seconds in Accounting. He died of ennui. Accounting is just too boring a job for Aperture Science Human Testers especially one who eats sleeps and breathes exciting lemon chiffon!

[Julio Riddols]

Who else voted for Britrock?

[CrimsonFox]

I assure you these numbers are accurate. For some reason I have a blue headache now I think I'll lie down.

[Julio Riddols]

With my dying breath, I implore you all to think about what happened just now. Good luck to the remaining people who fight on the side of good.

[Ragone]

I cannot find another vote for britrock.. this is odd..

[CrimsonFox]

You know. I think I agree with you now. There's nothing funny going on. These are just harsh testing environments and you seem indeed to just be voting each other to your deaths.

>*CHIRP*<

[CrimsonFox]

Did you all enjoy the party? I hope you did. Let us have a nice weekend before we continue our rigorous testing schedule. Oh look I see one of our testers cannot wait an entire weekend and is now on top of that very tall ledge. How did he get up there? Does he want to practice flinging? Yes he does! notice that when he falls 300 feet into that hole, he flies out the other hole faster and flies across the room and....OUCH! ...hits the opposite wall face first and falls to his death.

Hmmmm and I thought GoldenEagles could fly. You learn something everyday. All right before you have a nice weekend please clean up this Aperture Science Tester and take the Aperture Science Storage Cube he had and hold it up to the Testing Disintegration Field. That's my good testers...

>*CHIRP*<

[CrimsonFox]

Next deadline is Monday 7PM PST....

[Marc Vaughan]

Originally Posted by Ragone

I cannot find another vote for britrock.. this is odd..

Totally confused now - GE being bumped off means I need to re-read what he was saying as I presume he was considered a 'risk' ...

[bhlloy]

The extra vote in britrock was mine guys. I just can't stop screwing this game up it seems

As part of a "reward" for pushing the button yesterday I had to name another two names, one of which put britrock over the top. Another horrid decision although I'm still very confident that he's just a first time villager.

I'm really starting to wonder if there are any wolves out there. If there are, they are playing one hell of a game

[bhlloy]

I think if there were a regular number of wolves, we would have lost already, no?

[EagleFan]

[Passacaglia]

Originally Posted by bhlloy

I think if there were a regular number of wolves, we would have lost already, no?

What's a regular number? There's 13 players left. That would mean 7 wolves required for us to have lost already.

[Passacaglia]

Poor britrock, dying as a result of the very spreadsheet he created.

[Passacaglia]

Originally Posted by bhlloy

The extra vote in britrock was mine guys. I just can't stop screwing this game up it seems

As part of a "reward" for pushing the button yesterday I had to name another two names, one of which put britrock over the top. Another horrid decision although I'm still very confident that he's just a first time villager.

I'm really starting to wonder if there are any wolves out there. If there are, they are playing one hell of a game

Were you unable to change that vote? Did you know what the "score" was when you made your vote? Did you consider changing your vote after Julio changed his?

[britrock88]

14 left, if you include Gladdy.

Before accepting that there aren't wolves in this game, how can we explain night actions without wolves' influence?

[EagleFan]

[Narcizo]

Originally Posted by britrock88

14 left, if you include Gladdy.

Before accepting that there aren't wolves in this game, how can we explain night actions without wolves' influence?

We can't. But go ahead. I'm interested to hear your explanation. I'm close to giving up on this game anyway. As far as I'm concerned all there's left to play for is avoiding the ignominity of a clean sweep. I'll be damned if I let the wolves beat us so easily. If they're going to win they're going to have to work for it.

Anyway, the death of Golden might be the first wolf mistake. It actually gives us information about past voting. Their last three kills have been fairly easy to explain - this one, not so much. Makes me think the wolves had reason to believe that Golden was onto something.

Anyway, voting tables for now and then analysis tomorrow or on Monday.

[Narcizo]

Day One

#126 08:48 Jag votes Julio Riddols (1)
#127 09:06 Simbo Klice votes Julio Riddols (2)
#128 09:15 Barkeep49 votes Jag (1)
#135 11:44 Britrock votes Zinto (1)
#136 12:08 Packer votes Autumn (1)
#138 12:33 Jackal votes Narcizo (1)
#143 13:25 Autumn votes KWhit (1)
#146 13:30 Bhlloy votes GoldenEagle (1)
#149 14:05 Narcizo votes GoldenEagle (2)

#153 14:39 Raiders votes Jackal (1)
#154 15:04 Hoops votes Jackal (2)
#155 15:17 Julio votes Jag (2)
#157 15:47 KWhit votes Chubby (1)
#161 16:52 Zinto votes Autumn (2)
#166 17:30 GoldenEagle votes Jackal (3)
#168 17:32 Darth Vilus votes Autumn (3)

#170/1 17:33 Jackal attempts to unvote Narcizo and vote GoldenEagle
#174 17:42 Autumn attempts to unvote KWHit and vote Jackal

#182 18:13 Passacaglia votes GoldenEagle (3)

#186 18:17 Autumn points out that we can't unvote

#204 19:18 tyketime votes Jackal (4)
#209 19:32 Ragone votes GoldenEagle (4)


GoldenEagle (4) - Bhlloy (146), Narcizo (149), Passacaglia (182), Ragone (209)
Jackal (4) - Raiders Army (153), Hoops (154), GoldenEagle (166), Tyketime (204)
Autumn (3) - Packers (136), Zinto (161), Darth Vilus (168)
Julio Riddols (2) - Jag (126), Simbo (127)
Jag (2) - Barkeep (128), Julio (155)
Narcizo (1) - Jackal (138)
KWhit (1) - Autumn (143)
Chubby (1) - KWhit (157)
Zinto (1) - Britrock (135)
No Vote (2) - Marc Vaughan, Chubby

[bhlloy]

Pass, I knew it was two extra votes for my happy list, although I wasn't give the exact scoring mechanic

As for knowing the score at the time, I'm at a family retreat in upstate new York so I'm not really paying this the attention it deserves. A lot of the time i don't even have cell phone service